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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.
    • B.J. Porter

      Moderation Team Change   06/16/2017

      After fifteen years of volunteer moderation at SA, I will no longer be part of the moderation team. The decision to step aside is mine, and has been some time in the works but we did not wish to announce it in advance for a number of reasons. It's been fun, but I need my time back for other purposes now. The Underdawg admin account will not be monitored until further notice, as I will be relinquishing control of it along with my administrative privileges. Zapata will continue on as a moderator, and any concerns or issues can be directed to that account or to the Editor until further notice. Anyone interested in helping moderate the forums should reach out to Scot by sending a PM to the Editor account. Please note that I am not leaving the community, I am merely stepping aside from Admin responsibilities and privileges on the site.
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i'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting

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(303):

 

If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina

 

 

(401):

 

I told you those kegels would come in handy one day

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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.

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(843):

 

happy early fathers day!!!

 

 

(829):

 

im not a father

 

 

(843):

 

about that...

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(724):

 

Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss

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(215):

 

I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass

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(706):

 

don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.

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(337):

 

you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm

 

 

Tell me this one didn't make you imagine the sound. :P

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(843):

 

happy early fathers day!!!

 

 

(829):

 

im not a father

 

 

(843):

 

about that...

 

a classic..

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(304):

 

As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny

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(610):

 

I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.

 

(616):

 

A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?

 

(206):

 

Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.

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(716):

 

The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast

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(818):

 

dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks

 

 

(626):

 

well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person

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(904):

 

Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.

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(519):

 

I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.

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(519):

 

I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.

 

That's a keeper

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I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.

 

That's a keeper

That should live in SA folklore.

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(404): Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.

 

 

(781): I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick

 

 

(807): My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.

 

(1-807): I don't see the problem

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(512):

 

i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.

 

(540):

 

THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW. :huh:

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(714):

 

The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!

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(619):

 

No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.

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(773):

 

What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?

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(310):

 

It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal

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(763):

 

Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...

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(614):

 

So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?

 

 

(1-614):

 

...yea

 

 

(614):

 

She's valid.

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(217):

 

You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.

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(818):

 

Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment

 

(740):

 

I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.

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(484):

 

so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.

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(724):

 

For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.

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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.

 

That phone didn't have a camera?

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(636):

 

You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased

 

 

(314):

 

Please be lying.

 

 

(636):

 

Im not. Your family was creeped out

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(202):

 

Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.

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(305):

 

The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.

 

 

Ooops :ph34r:

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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!

:unsure:

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(541):

 

Well for starters, her tits were hairy.

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(601):

 

Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though

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(714):

 

She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.

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(914):

 

Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.

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(613):

 

Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding

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(770):

 

Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.

 

 

(678):

 

Yea. I'm excited about this party too

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(317):

 

You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.

 

(260):

 

Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.

 

(226):

 

The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle

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(814):

 

Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.

 

 

(215):

 

Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.

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(902):

 

Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.

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(304):

 

As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny

Gaytor?

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(304):

 

As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny

Gaytor?

 

 

You can't be right - Gator can't give good advice.

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(817):

 

I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.

 

 

 

another reason to hate HOA's

 

(919):

 

I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.

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(210):

 

You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL

 

???

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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.

 

 

 

another reason to hate HOA's

 

(919):

 

I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.

 

ours told us in a strongly worded letter to get my laser out of the driveway.

 

 

 

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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.

 

 

 

another reason to hate HOA's

 

(919):

 

I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.

 

ours told us in a strongly worded letter to get my laser out of the driveway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

we had one in dallas tell a guy his fully load chevy truck wasn't good enough to park in the driveway, he needed to put it in the garage.. it was ok if it was an upscale truck like a cadillac truck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(773):

 

If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.

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(847):

 

This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good

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(513):

 

Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.

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(731):

 

She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro

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(228):

 

Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.

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(304):

 

I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.

 

 

fz 2

 

(508):

 

I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.

 

fz 3

 

(801):

 

He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.

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(956):

 

Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW

 

(916):

 

The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.

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(816):

 

im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death

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(208):

 

Is it possibile to sprain your taint?

 

 

(1-208):

 

She was that bad?

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(812):

 

Rumble strips road head = magical

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(484):

 

if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire

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(618):

 

Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT

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(914):

 

Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man

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(775):

 

Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.

 

 

(1-775):

 

Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank

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(248):

 

So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."

 

(614):

 

There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.

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(484):

 

My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs

 

 

(610):

 

I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle

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(360):

 

I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.

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(413):

 

Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories

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(678):

 

You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.

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(718):

 

Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"

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(415):

 

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

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(916):

 

Yep. How's your hangover?

 

 

(1-916):

 

It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.

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(402):

 

the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.

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(402):

 

Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band

 

 

(312):

 

Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume

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(415):

 

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

 

 

Doesn't everybody use a cart at the liquor store???

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(415):

 

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

 

 

Doesn't everybody use a cart at the liquor store???

 

Pilots. :rolleyes:;)

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(415):

 

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

 

 

Doesn't everybody use a cart at the liquor store???

 

Pilots. :rolleyes:;)

 

 

:lol:

 

Ya' beat me to it Tom!

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(951):

 

I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.

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(951):

 

I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.

Beautiful! Febreeze has a new marketing campaign.

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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.

 

Back in the old days it would've been Lysol.

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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.

 

Back in the old days it would've been Lysol.

 

You also keep a file of things you know, but should not, I see. ;)

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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.

 

Back in the old days it would've been Lysol.

 

 

Lysol??? Come on! It was always Ozium for those who partook in the herb.

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(506):

 

Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.

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(951):

 

I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.

 

Back in the old days it would've been Lysol.

 

 

Lysol??? Come on! It was always Ozium for those who partook in the herb.

 

 

 

I had never heard of that, even in fraternity life. I'll have to try that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just in principle, of course.

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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.

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(317):

 

I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.

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(937):

 

NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!

 

(802):

 

I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her

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(416):

 

I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.

 

 

Coincidence? I think not... :blink:

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(217):

 

I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?

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(714):

 

Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.

 

(760):

 

Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that

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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk

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(416):

 

I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.

 

 

Coincidence? I think not... :blink:

Toronto?

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(416):

 

I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.

 

 

Coincidence? I think not... :blink:

Toronto?

 

i would have thought it was Key West...

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(416):

 

I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.

 

 

Coincidence? I think not... :blink:

Toronto?

 

i would have thought it was Key West...

 

Gaytor sighting? :o

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(416):

 

I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.

 

 

Coincidence? I think not... :blink:

Toronto?

 

i would have thought it was Key West...

 

Gaytor sighting? :o

Naa, Gator couldn't afford the food to make him 300lbs after the FB shares he "bought".

 

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