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We're sure what the hell this dork is doing, but we figure y'all can come up with a good story. Have at it. Pic thanks to Christophe Favreau.

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"Toyota!"

 

(Only aussies may get this one)

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Boy, you guys must all be pretty sure there are no photos out there of you doing something silly looking.

 

 

I KNOW there are daft pictures of me kicking about.

I also KNOW that should they surface, there'll be rude comments, regardless of how polite i am here.

 

carry on

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Man those prunes I had for breakfast sure have some power..

 

Hope I haven't melted the boat with that one...

 

Man those prunes I had for breakfast sure have some power..

 

Hope I haven't melted the boat with that one...

 

:lol:

 

Man those prunes I had for breakfast sure have some power..

 

Hope I haven't melted the boat with that one...

 

:lol:

 

Man those prunes I had for breakfast sure have some power..

 

Hope I haven't melted the boat with that one...

 

:lol:

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We're sure what the hell this dork is doing, but we figure y'all can come up with a good story. Have at it. Pic thanks to Christophe Favreau.

 

Swine Flew Quantum Leap On Yacht Decks

 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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It's the Village Idiot from Sportsboat Anarchy screaming "It's not a sportsboat! Get me off!"

 

Ah good stuff, Misery Guts himself (with zero knowledge of those boats with the pretty flappy flag things) is able to talk about something different for a change!!

 

Its also amazing that his favorite subject isnt here for him to follow/stalk... it really is a morning of firsts!

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Hey, this deck is soft as a trampoline!

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look at me, i am a fucking idiot

 

Now that would be Sportsboat Anarchy's Village Idiot....

 

don't get me involved in ya sports boat shit fight stalkings. i have enough of mine own.

 

 

 

i see the mark !

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Quantum said this genoa was a light air #1 but this is ridiculous!!

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Flying high over the San Francisco bay, Bow Boy looked down and saw that a boat was about to hoist the spinnaker with a rap in it. Faster than l'Hydroptere he sprang into action, saving the bowman from certain humiliation at the hands of the afterguard.

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Sailboat Racing Rule 231.3: Always scan the horizon for photographers before launching into "A Chorus Line" renditions during a race.

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Showing the rest of the crew his award winning audition for a musical singing, " I FEEL PRETTY AND GITTY AND GAY !!!!!!" :rolleyes:

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EXT. A SAILBOAT BOBBING IN A CALM BENEATH A SOUR, OVERCAST SKY, HALFWAY BETWEEN THE START AND THE WEATHER MARK – DAY

 

BOW MAN at the pointy end of the boat (the “bow”), shivering in his expensive dry suit, contemplated the tiny nip of rum left in his flask. Should he nip the nip? Or does NEPTUNE need a little encouragement to get the day moving along? BOW MAN unscrews the flask, screws NEPTUNE , downs the last drop of Cap’n Morgan.

 

What’s that on the horizon? The distant water ripples ‘neath the morning glow. BOW MAN hops to his feet in wonder.

 

BOW MAN

Winds in the east, mist coming in,

like somethin' is brewin' and bout to begin.

Can't put me finger on what lies in store,

but I fear what's to happen all happened before. . . .

The ripple races across the expanse like a ghost, turning the watery mirror into a froth of chop. “HA HA!” thinks BOW MAN. “I pay tribute to no king of the deep! I’m King Of The Air” BOW MAN leaps into his new domain.

 

BOW MAN (to crew)

HA HA! Yipee! Step in time! Step in time! Come on mateys, step in time!

BOW MAN (to ‘imself)

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy chim chim cheroo

I does what I likes, and I likes what I do!

NEPTUNE doesn’t likes what BOW MAN does. NEPTUNE doesn’t like impertinence and HE doesn’t like dissenting rebellious upstarts either. And while NEPTUNE prefers Mt. Gay to Cap’n Morgan, HE really does insist on being paid, regardless of how inferior the coin might be. HE’s a reasonable tax collector; HE’ll even accept Bacardi.

 

So NEPTUNE waits, waits for that perfect moment, waits until BOW MAN hops, then NEPTUNE smashes BOW MAN’s boat flat, sails touching the water everywhere. And HE holds it there. BOW MAN succumbs to gravity, lands on slippery, sloped fiberglass, falls into the drink. NEPTUNE lets go of the boat, which rights itself on BOW MAN’s noggin.

 

NEPTUNE’s feeling a bit giddy, decides to address the fleet.

 

NEPTUNE

All right, ladies an' gents! Comical poem! Suitable for the occasion, extemporized and thought up before your very eyes! All right, 'ere we go! Room 'ere for everyone. Gather around. The constable - responstable! Now 'ow does that sound? Hmmm, ‘ow ‘bout this? I asked for a nip, and nothing he gave, and now I’ll smash all of you flat with a wave! What you think o’ that? There once was a man from Des Moines. . . .

FADE TO BLACK

 

THE END

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News Flash: Ernesto Bertorelli, in yet another attempt to control more of the Amreica's Cup Challenge, has opened his own, dedicated sail loft by buying all of the former Quantum sailmaking company. His new company however, has a rather unusual sail logo sticker to go over the Quantum sticker.

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Memo

To: All Quantum Staff

From: Management

Re: New Direction for Quantum Sails

Couttes, Hutchinson out.

Stavro the tumbler in.

 

That is all,

The De Vos

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"Toyota!"

 

(Only aussies may get this one)

 

 

We had those ads in the States too. That commercial was the first thing that popped into my mind.

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