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Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun

 

 

 

Consulting the Oracle

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This reminds me of the best UK voted film one liner of all time by Michael Caine in the Italian Job, which was.....

 

".......You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...." (

)

 

Maybe Larry could hire him for the BMWO film story and he could do (in a the same cockney accent) a.....

 

"........ you're only supposed to have the bloody hulls in the water....."

 

Giatt

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In your best Carl Spackler voice, "Here it is... it's no big deal."

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MEMORANDA

 

TO:

BMW AG Marketing Department

DA FUKKAHIN ICEWHOLES

FROM:

Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft

Management Board

Chairman Norbert Reithofer

 

Achtung!!!

 

Wheech of youz muzzhafukkahs tell me dat dis wazza gud merkerting idear?

 

How manny timez I tellz youz dat neveh letta soffawhere guyyz makkah da fukkin haahdware!!!!

 

Fukkin Pooftahs!

 

Youah alla termit, er...Youah allz termatta, ah...fukkait, YOUAH ALLZ SCHWARTNEGGERED!!!

 

-NR :angry:

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after they put that engine on the boat nobody sayd anything to keep that sail as well.....

I thought we take the knife and get rid of all that extra weight....

 

 

thor

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.

Music loud and women warm.

I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's O.K.

And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand

The New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother

Or whether you're a mother,

You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Feel the city breakin'

And ev'rybody shakin'

And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

Stayin' alive.

Stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

Stayin' alive.

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Larry: "Ernesto said he would make us break, I though it was a translation problem and was meant to say he would send us broke with court cases, now i realize it was a literal threat. F#@! him I'm not agreeing to the east coast of Australia now."

 

 

 

Larry "I just hope the Alinghi cartoonist doesn't do a drawing of this"

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the local portugese fisherman said that this would catch the most fish in the area, so i bought it! i need to feed my family some how now that we have no americas cup campaign. pity it doesnt work though. bloody pora fisherman!!!

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.

Music loud and women warm.

I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's O.K.

And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand

The New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother

Or whether you're a mother,

You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Feel the city breakin'

And ev'rybody shakin'

And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

Stayin' alive.

Stayin' alive.

 

ah, ha, ha, ha,

Stayin' alive.

.............................YOU GOT MY VOTE!

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Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun

 

chase boat drop

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Um guys............. I think RAK is not that bad of an idea.

 

Now Thats Funny!!

 

How about:

 

Dont try and stop me guys, I just cant take the guilt any more. I mean think about it hudreds of sailors, designers, boat builders, Riggers out of work because theres just no hope of us winning the cup fairly!!!!

And now this shit happens!! :(

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