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Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun

 

 

 

Consulting the Oracle

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This reminds me of the best UK voted film one liner of all time by Michael Caine in the Italian Job, which was.....

 

".......You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...." (

)

 

Maybe Larry could hire him for the BMWO film story and he could do (in a the same cockney accent) a.....

 

"........ you're only supposed to have the bloody hulls in the water....."

 

Giatt

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AVAST YE MATEYS! THE ORACLE HAS ARRIVED! BRING TO HIM YOUR SACRIFICE, FOR HE WALKS UPON THE WATER TO RECEIVE IT!

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In your best Carl Spackler voice, "Here it is... it's no big deal."

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This new pool, cover is never gonna' fit! Ethel did you keep the reciept?

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The rig only had another couple of days left in it, why the fuck do I have to wash the main ???

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Honey come back, I brought this beer for you, really

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See, Larry isn't the only one who thinks he can walk on water.

 

Ahh, nevermind. Spent 2 minutes looking at thread now and see I'm redundant.

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MEMORANDA

 

TO:

BMW AG Marketing Department

DA FUKKAHIN ICEWHOLES

FROM:

Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft

Management Board

Chairman Norbert Reithofer

 

Achtung!!!

 

Wheech of youz muzzhafukkahs tell me dat dis wazza gud merkerting idear?

 

How manny timez I tellz youz dat neveh letta soffawhere guyyz makkah da fukkin haahdware!!!!

 

Fukkin Pooftahs!

 

Youah alla termit, er...Youah allz termatta, ah...fukkait, YOUAH ALLZ SCHWARTNEGGERED!!!

 

-NR :angry:

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"The grinders are back on the boat within 24 hrs, or I'll do to this sail what I just did to the rig."

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after they put that engine on the boat nobody sayd anything to keep that sail as well.....

I thought we take the knife and get rid of all that extra weight....

 

 

thor

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.

Music loud and women warm.

I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's O.K.

And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand

The New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother

Or whether you're a mother,

You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Feel the city breakin'

And ev'rybody shakin'

And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

Stayin' alive.

Stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

Stayin' alive.

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look! i found that ring ding we were looking for!

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Larry: "Ernesto said he would make us break, I though it was a translation problem and was meant to say he would send us broke with court cases, now i realize it was a literal threat. F#@! him I'm not agreeing to the east coast of Australia now."

 

 

 

Larry "I just hope the Alinghi cartoonist doesn't do a drawing of this"

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the local portugese fisherman said that this would catch the most fish in the area, so i bought it! i need to feed my family some how now that we have no americas cup campaign. pity it doesnt work though. bloody pora fisherman!!!

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Dumbshit! Now you know what happens when you pull that pin!

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When you said "fuck off Noob" I didn't think you meant "Get the fuck off." If I don't touch anything else can I get back on?

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.

Music loud and women warm.

I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's O.K.

And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand

The New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother

Or whether you're a mother,

You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Feel the city breakin'

And ev'rybody shakin'

And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

Stayin' alive.

Stayin' alive.

 

ah, ha, ha, ha,

Stayin' alive.

.............................YOU GOT MY VOTE!

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Uh guys? That torque setting "tighten until the bolt starts to shear and back off a quarter turn", should I have backed off a half a turn?

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ok, go with the hoist! <_<

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Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun

 

chase boat drop

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Um guys............. I think RAK is not that bad of an idea.

 

Now Thats Funny!!

 

How about:

 

Dont try and stop me guys, I just cant take the guilt any more. I mean think about it hudreds of sailors, designers, boat builders, Riggers out of work because theres just no hope of us winning the cup fairly!!!!

And now this shit happens!! :(

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This is NOT what I had in mind when you mentioned "sailing down under."

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Hey guys I think I found the problem, who left this screw driver in the mast, and I don't mean a Vodka and Orange juice screw driver!

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BMWO sailing team members have some explaining to do to after they attempted to get an early start with their "on the water" wing testing by canting the mast to 90 degrees.

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