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#1 Editor

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:14 PM

Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun

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#2 KC-4644

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:17 PM

Billion Dollar Slip n' Slide

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:24 PM

new fishing technique for when your lost at sea

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:25 PM

Check out the new Oracle Sea Anchor works best in 10Kts breeze can even stop a 90 foot trimaran

#5 andyxs

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:25 PM

are you sure i just cut along the dashed line?

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:25 PM

Sail looks good, but the bottom is full of lawers.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:25 PM

Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun



Did you say Jesus walked on water? Try walking on water AND sails at the SAME TIME!

#8 dogdoo

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:27 PM

I can't find the fucking reef line, Cap!

#9 Tony_F18

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:28 PM

On sail now!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:30 PM

Ellison has decided to go into the wave farming biz....

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:34 PM

Let the shore crew know I found the lockwasher they lost!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:35 PM

She's finally clean!!! I need a new toothbrush though.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:40 PM

Usually when Freddy blacks out we draw on him, but we figured this would be even funnier.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:41 PM

Jimmy!? Are you sure you want me to spike the spinnaker halyard?

#15 nеuгodragon

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:42 PM

" It puts the lotion on its skin and dances on the sail again "

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:44 PM

MEN WHO STARE AT BOATS!!!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:44 PM

Water's great, come on in!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:45 PM

Is that the trash island floating around the pacific I heard about?

#19 Elegua

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:45 PM

This is my boat. I got it the way I like it. You take up space and you slow me down.

#20 Viper55

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:45 PM

AC Rockstars can walk on water

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:45 PM

Valet "but i parked your beemer just here Mr Ellison, honest, right here"

#22 105myass

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:46 PM

IF YOUR RACIN IN RAK STAY AWAY FROM IRAN

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:47 PM

How far did the Gearheads say we can articulate that mast?

#24 skiff@austria

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:48 PM

Where is this Alinghi saboteur?

or

BMW Oracle Crewmember searching for the Alinghi saboteur!!!

#25 Sol Rosenberg

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:49 PM

Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?

No, he IS Jesus Christ. He thinks he is Larry Ellison.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:51 PM

I told you we shouldn't take that screw out..

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:52 PM

Hey guys..... I found Larry's toothbrush...guys....GUYS!!! Hey come back!

#28 meager

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:54 PM

Man I told you I could slide past the logo!

#29 Darwin

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:55 PM

The wily box rule jellyfish prepares to devour another hapless victim.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:00 PM

"Dude, my dad is a TV repair man. He has this awesome set of tools, I can fix it!"

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:00 PM

"Here it is......it's no big deal, its a Baby Ruth!"

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:00 PM

Yo! Guys! I found the problem!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:01 PM

Who left their finger on the button?

#34 zues

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:05 PM

doo doo dooo doo dooo

#35 Ragtime

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:06 PM

Oracle lays out the Persian Rug...

#36 TexLex

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:07 PM

Found your contact Spitty!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:10 PM

BMW/Oracle practices the 1-man floater main take down.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:13 PM

Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun


Look, I found this shiny penny under this big wet sheet !

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:13 PM

Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun


We just can't leave it here! We have to recycle!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:23 PM

Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun

Dude I can fix it, my dad's got the ultimate set of tools - Spicoli

#41 X X-Yachter

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:24 PM

Kricky am I screwed if this ends up on SA.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:25 PM

BMW/Oracle practices the 1-man floater main take down.


That's good!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:26 PM

I know that SNG/ISAF says we are allowed to use drag reducing fluids - but this is ridiculous!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:30 PM

Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun


Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun



¿Dónde está mi mástil

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:32 PM

"Hey, Dirty Bertie's under here drowning - you want me to cut a hole in the sail and save him?"

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:32 PM

"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT...stupid newbie hazing."

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:40 PM

"This is just like walking on a giant jellyfish. Guys come out here and try it."

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:41 PM

"It's all here except the back-stay..."

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:44 PM

..........Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This D.O.G., swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the port hull, the starboard hull, the whole damn thing.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:45 PM

I ordered the samurai douse!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:48 PM

...the latest thinking in "Wave Conforming" hull technology...



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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:54 PM

"Hey guys, I don't see any shrimp down here. Who's idea was this?"

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:59 PM

Look! The screwdriver I used after I dropped the forestay clevis pin in the water wasn't the problem.

#54 Prowler

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:01 PM

Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat, Come on guys let me off I just saw a dark shadow swim under me, Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,.....

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:05 PM

Oracle lawyer fails to flush legal brief down the toilet. Instead ops to flush it out to sea.

#56 Bulbhunter

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:08 PM

I found the pin! Can we go now?

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:09 PM

After Alingi sees the mast fall the spy jumps in with a kinfe and says "alas we have our upper hand, agree to our demands or im gonna cut your mainsail bitch"

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:10 PM

Mr. Bertarelli! I have defeated ze 'mericans with nothing but my pocket knife...

MS

#59 ibcrewin

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:11 PM

I think if we're going to use this stealth boat fouling technology maybe we should get rid of the Oracle logo.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:12 PM

Larry - These "Jesus Shoes" are OK, next pair please.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:22 PM

"The Floating Pacific Garbage Patch just doubled in size"

#62 rickster

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:23 PM

Sailed Hard, put away WET!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:24 PM

You said you could make anything surf..... I think your full of it...... lets see ya surf this. <_<

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:27 PM

Hey guys, are you sure this test on how to lower the whomper is a success?

#65 DriverEd

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:29 PM

BMW/Oracle floats $10M debt offering.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:29 PM

See Russel, I can walk on water too!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:30 PM

I found the pin...

Ok guys, we can put the mast back up.

#68 rrsails

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:30 PM

Why they make it so hard to get this fucking pin out anyway?.....

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:30 PM

..........Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This D.O.G., swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the port hull, the starboard hull, the whole damn thing.


Pretty good...Dude
I loved that speach.........

#70 Brutal

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:33 PM

I claim this land in the name of Larry Ellison! :blink:

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:34 PM

BMW/Oracle floats $10M debt offering.

Ha! I like this one...

#72 OBer

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:39 PM

Dont worry... I can fix it. I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night......

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:45 PM

Jimmy! I freed the tell tale for you, no problem.....

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:51 PM

"Larry has trained me in the code of the samurai, I will now commit seppuku to atone for my error."

(first posted here: http://forums.sailin...p...&p=2547786)

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:54 PM

waterstarting this rig is a bitch .... but that's light airs sailing for you

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:54 PM

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

San Diego CA November 3, 2009

Navy SEALS participated in a simulated terrorist attack exercise off the coast of San Diego today. An unnamed Navy source indicated that the day was a complete success with the SEAL team practicing tactics necessary to support the US America's Cup entry should the event be sailed in RAK.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:55 PM

"I found the turnbuckle that let loose!"

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:59 PM

Winners! Picked my personal top 3 from the list ----


I ordered the samurai douse!

Sail looks good, but the bottom is full of lawyers.

Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat, Come on guys let me off I just saw a dark shadow swim under me, Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,Yes I'm the one, who invited Jessica Simpson on the boat,.....


WWing

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:01 PM

This didn't workout like we planed

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:02 PM

Can someone help me find my contact lens?

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:06 PM

Where is that damn uphaul! The wind is too light to waterstart.

(windsurfing reference, just in case you dont know....)



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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:22 PM

1 ) Quick... Hide the evidence

2) Come on Larry, your driving really is not all that bad... could have happened to anyone

3) Its melting.... melting...

#83 thumper

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:22 PM

Don't Flush!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:23 PM

1. Puff On !

2. " . . OK Ernesto . . . I dare ya to cross this line ! . . . . "

#85 beandip

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:26 PM

Um guys............. I think RAK is not that bad of an idea.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:26 PM

I told you guys not to pull on the red line.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:26 PM

3DLPool.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:27 PM

No No No, I'm not going to be the one to call Larry! Make Russel do it, or Spithill!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:33 PM

Never try a triple-lindy from the third spreader

-OR-

Kids, don't try this at home. I'm a professional!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:33 PM

I found it! The Ginkle Pin!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:39 PM

North Sail employee hard at word after Oracle rebanded their sails to Evolution.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:39 PM

"You mean if I swallow this little pill I can get it up again?"

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:40 PM

MEN WHO STARE AT BOATS!!!



Oh yea.... Winner...

#94 Dan Knox

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:48 PM

I just need to make sure it is dead before you bring it on board. :)

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:50 PM

"Was this the wrong pin to take out?"

#96 RingDing

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:51 PM

Ahhh...Larry? I found that cotter ring you were looking for.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:52 PM

Hey, it's peel-n-eat shrimp night...hope you fuckers are hungry!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:54 PM

"nuts to BMW i am going to go sail on Geroiomo "

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:58 PM

Ease the Main!!!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:58 PM

"I told you guys it's not always only 8 knots or less in San Diego!"




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