 Pro sailor will work for free, Need dentist...dont laugh!!! |
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 Nov 5 2009, 12:38 AM
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Anarchist  Group: Members Posts: 213 Joined: 22-May 06 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 11294  |
Are you an Owner/dentists that wants to up their game. I am an olympic level sailor/tactician/trimmer (Star and Finn) and have spent all my funds on campaigning for the 2012 Olympics....and as such have neglected to pay my health insurance. I know, I know not good...but this is a great opportunity for you to get a serious boost to your team and some free coaching. I am willing to trade my sailing services for your dental services. Dont worry I am not a toothless hag I just dont have the thousand bucks the local dentist wants to fill some small cavities. I own Speed Craft Composites, so if instead of sailing services you would like to trade some boat repair or riberglass and carbon fiber repair work instead, then that can be worked out too.
Feel free to PM me or email me Phil@speedcraftcomposites.com |
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Nov 5 2009, 12:54 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 316 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Ontario Member No.: 121 |
Have a bad back in need of fixing???
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Nov 5 2009, 12:56 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 327 Joined: 28-January 04 From: bikini bottom Member No.: 956 |
QUOTE (viva la figa @ Nov 5 2009, 12:38 AM)  Are you an Owner/dentists that wants to up their game. I am an olympic level sailor/tactician/trimmer (Star and Finn) and have spent all my funds on campaigning for the 2012 Olympics....and as such have neglected to pay my health insurance. I know, I know not good...but this is a great opportunity for you to get a serious boost to your team and some free coaching. I am willing to trade my sailing services for your dental services. Dont worry I am not a toothless hag I just dont have the thousand bucks the local dentist wants to fill some small cavities. I own Speed Craft Composites, so if instead of sailing services you would like to trade some boat repair or riberglass and carbon fiber repair work instead, then that can be worked out too. Feel free to PM me or email me Phil@speedcraftcomposites.com brush & floss now and then. would not be a problem. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) |
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Nov 5 2009, 12:56 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 2059 Joined: 8-September 05 From: Melbourne, Aus Member No.: 7362 |
Carefull mate, you might get done for false advertising. You're not Olympic level until you've been to the Olympics. But then you might find a "Dentist level" student who is willing to make the trade.
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Nov 5 2009, 01:08 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 525 Joined: 5-January 04 From: Texas Member No.: 507 |
Dude, go mix some West System and fill em yourself. Just be careful fairing that filling in.
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Nov 5 2009, 01:16 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 12-April 04 Member No.: 1747 |
Find a local dental school. My buddy goes there and he swears by them
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Nov 5 2009, 01:24 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 213 Joined: 22-May 06 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 11294 |
QUOTE (Stiffler's Mom @ Nov 5 2009, 01:08 AM) Dude, go mix some West System and fill em yourself. Just be careful fairing that filling in. tried that, now my teeth are stuck together..hense the need for the dentist plus color matching gel coat to teeth is a bitch. |
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Nov 5 2009, 01:25 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 453 Joined: 6-August 06 From: Newport RI Member No.: 12582 |
QUOTE (Scarecrow @ Nov 4 2009, 07:56 PM) Carefull mate, you might get done for false advertising. You're not Olympic level until you've been to the Olympics. But then you might find a "Dentist level" student who is willing to make the trade. True there are a lot of so called AC sailors who have sailed ACC boats but not on either the Defender or the Challenger. Sailing a Finn, 49er 420 star or any of those ilk does not necessarily make you an olympic level sailor. Come back when you qualify. Ha ha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) |
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Nov 5 2009, 01:26 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 213 Joined: 22-May 06 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 11294 |
QUOTE (sailone @ Nov 5 2009, 01:16 AM) Find a local dental school. My buddy goes there and he swears by them ah I see you found my high school prom photo again...you should have seen my date |
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Nov 5 2009, 01:31 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 7545 Joined: 9-January 04 From: Richmond, CA Member No.: 697 |
Your girlfriend's union (CTA) has incredible health benefits, including dental. Marry the girl why don't you? I would, even if she's 8" taller than me.
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Nov 5 2009, 01:43 AM
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Anarchist Group: Moderators Posts: 4225 Joined: 20-September 03 Member No.: 5 |
phil has sailed with us on anarchy and i can tell you he is a superb sailor. hopefully someone can make a win-win deal out of this...
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Nov 5 2009, 02:15 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 78 Joined: 22-December 06 Member No.: 15118 |
Has any one been to have a peek at this guys site?
"Ask us about raping your auto or boat parts in carbon fiber for that authentic look for half the price" Bet those splinters tickle!!!!!!!!! |
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Nov 5 2009, 02:35 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 4605 Joined: 5-August 07 From: 41°21′13″N 71°57′46″W Member No.: 20928 |
QUOTE (Don the Mexican @ Nov 5 2009, 03:15 AM) "Ask us about raping your auto or boat parts in carbon fiber for that authentic look for half the price" what a deal be sure to read the fine print |
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Nov 5 2009, 03:36 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 7887 Joined: 15-August 06 From: Austin Texas Member No.: 12721 |
As boat business guys there are two ways to approach this deal:
1. We offer to teach how to properly use and care for the boat betwen regularly scheduled visits to the professional. and He offers to teach proper personal dental care between regularly scheduled visits to the professional. . 2. We offer to find the boat in its slip, remove all the crap like biminis and built up duct tape, take his rig down, inspect all the rigging , find and purchase replacement parts as necessary, drive the boat to a ramp, haul the boat out on our trailer, pull the boat to our shop, wash a few years worth of scum off the bottom and sides, take pictures ( while actually standing right there in the room) of things that need to be done, email the pictures to the owner with accompanying written explanations explanations and proposals for fixing the problems, fill a few cavities in the sides with plastics matched to any color of the rainbow, polish and wax the sides, hang the boat, sand off a whole lot of nasty poisonous paint, find and repair a few hundred 1 to 3 inch diameter cavities, apply a nasty toxic coating, load the boat back on the trailer, check all the running lights, Replace any bad fittings with brand new better than the original replacements, haul it to the lake, launch it, take it to the marina, raise the mast, put biminis and etc back in place, tune the rig, and store the boat safely in its slip. Our total time?? About a week. but he can work at his regular job while we do our work and He offers to walk into a room where one of us is already sitting, look in a mouth, clean up to 32 little white things, take a few pictures while out of the room, come back and tell our guy there is more work to do and to return to the chair some other time because there is already somebody in the waiting room. He offers our guy an opportunity to return sometime to sit in the chair again so the dentist can drill out one or two tiny little bad spots, squeeze in some filler, and clean off the surface of that filler. If the bad spot happens to show when our guy is smiling, the dentist offers to match the WHITE with some WHITE plastic. If there are bad but servicble teeth, the dentist offers to rip the tops off and replace those tops with glued on replacement parts that he reminds us are never as good as keeping the originals. If one of the teeth is unservicable, the dentist yanks it out and sticks a funky replacement tooth in place that is held in place by a couple hunks of glorified bailing wire or some water soluable paste that must be replaced daily...and he reminds our guy the original was much better. Total time...maybe a long morning but our guy loses most of two days because he has to go there, be there while the dentist does his work, and go home after.. |
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Nov 5 2009, 04:03 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 4111 Joined: 21-June 04 From: Riggers Hollow Archipelago, Wa. USA Member No.: 2311 |
QUOTE (DDE @ Nov 5 2009, 03:35 AM) QUOTE (Don the Mexican @ Nov 5 2009, 03:15 AM) "Ask us about raping your auto or boat parts in carbon fiber for that authentic look for half the price" what a deal be sure to read the fine print Raping? I can't stand that shite. Now wraping, that's a whole nuther storie! |
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Nov 5 2009, 04:09 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 1808 Joined: 22-July 04 From: PRC- the Peoples' Republic of Chicago Member No.: 2650 |
buy an ad |
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Nov 5 2009, 05:05 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 4052 Joined: 15-February 06 From: San Diego, California USA Member No.: 9720 |
QUOTE (viva la figa @ Nov 4 2009, 04:38 PM) Are you an Owner/dentists that wants to up their game. I am an olympic level sailor/tactician/trimmer (Star and Finn) and have spent all my funds on campaigning for the 2012 Olympics....and as such have neglected to pay my health insurance. I know, I know not good...but this is a great opportunity for you to get a serious boost to your team and some free coaching. I am willing to trade my sailing services for your dental services. Dont worry I am not a toothless hag I just dont have the thousand bucks the local dentist wants to fill some small cavities. I own Speed Craft Composites, so if instead of sailing services you would like to trade some boat repair or riberglass and carbon fiber repair work instead, then that can be worked out too. Feel free to PM me or email me Phil@speedcraftcomposites.com My dad is a tv repair man, he's got this ultimate set of tools, i can fix it |
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Nov 5 2009, 05:13 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 213 Joined: 22-May 06 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 11294 |
QUOTE (hobot @ Nov 5 2009, 05:03 AM) QUOTE (DDE @ Nov 5 2009, 03:35 AM) QUOTE (Don the Mexican @ Nov 5 2009, 03:15 AM) "Ask us about raping your auto or boat parts in carbon fiber for that authentic look for half the price" what a deal be sure to read the fine print Raping? I can't stand that shite. Now wraping, that's a whole nuther storie! Thats what I get for letting a computer guy who did not graduate High School do the website. I got him on the phone and am having him fix the misspelling. |
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Nov 5 2009, 08:14 AM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 172 Joined: 19-October 06 From: The best part of Tassie Member No.: 13908 |
QUOTE (viva la figa @ Nov 5 2009, 04:13 PM) QUOTE (hobot @ Nov 5 2009, 05:03 AM) QUOTE (DDE @ Nov 5 2009, 03:35 AM) QUOTE (Don the Mexican @ Nov 5 2009, 03:15 AM) "Ask us about raping your auto or boat parts in carbon fiber for that authentic look for half the price" what a deal be sure to read the fine print Raping? I can't stand that shite. Now wraping, that's a whole nuther storie! Thats what I get for letting a computer guy who did not graduate High School do the website. I got him on the phone and am having him fix the misspelling. In that case, perhaps you might make it "wrapping" then...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Two Heads |
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Nov 5 2009, 01:47 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 3623 Joined: 25-September 06 From: Southern California Member No.: 13431 |
Time for a new forum: BARTER ANARCHY!
I need a good chiropractor. Will trade weather services, technical apparel, professional sailing. |
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Nov 5 2009, 01:59 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 684 Joined: 19-October 07 From: Boston, MA Member No.: 22884 |
QUOTE (DryArmour @ Nov 5 2009, 08:47 AM) Time for a new forum: BARTER ANARCHY! I need a good chiropractor. Will trade weather services, technical apparel, professional sailing. how about a date with the chick in the avatar? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) I'll walk on your back for that. heh. |
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Nov 5 2009, 02:03 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 1580 Joined: 8-January 04 From: Long Island Sound Member No.: 677 |
Bartering has been around a lot longer than any currency and is a Win/Win situation for both parties! Viva I applaud you for thinking outside the box, this is the shit that makes this place great!
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Nov 5 2009, 02:16 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 72 Joined: 5-August 07 Member No.: 20929 |
QUOTE (DEAD MONEY @ Nov 5 2009, 02:03 PM) Bartering has been around a lot longer than any currency and is a Win/Win situation for both parties! Viva I applaud you for thinking outside the box, this is the shit that makes this place great! Not great until he gets those nasty teeth fixed in exchange for raising performance level and maybe a few rectangles of cloth with cringles in a couple of corners for his barter partner. |
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Nov 5 2009, 03:22 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 316 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Ontario Member No.: 121 |
Will you supply airfare to LAX and boarding??? It is getting pretty chilly up here these days.
QUOTE (DryArmour @ Nov 5 2009, 08:47 AM) Time for a new forum: BARTER ANARCHY! I need a good chiropractor. Will trade weather services, technical apparel, professional sailing. |
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Nov 5 2009, 04:50 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: 29-August 08 Member No.: 31447 |
I'm a weekend hack. I also do a pretty fair job at raping car parts.
I'd like a soapy massage with a nice, happy ending. (and yes, Phil, you can stay at my place during Turkey Day regatta) |
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