"Every floor of absurdity you build on the house of nonsense just makes you less credible." - barleymalt

Erie, and Ontario, and Huron, and Superior, and Michigan -- possess an ocean-like expansiveness... they are swept by Borean and dismasting blasts as direful as any that lash the salted wave; they know what shipwrecks are, for out of sight of land, however inland, they have drowned full many a midnight ship with all its shrieking crew.