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[Bull Gator]

Tebow out gains both Sanchez and Dalton!,

[d'ranger]

Tebow out gains both Sanchez and Dalton!,

And if they were running backs that would mean something.......

[B.J. Porter]

Tebow out gains both Sanchez and Dalton!,

And if they were running backs that would mean something.......

Yeah, and if Dalton and Sanchez played more than one quarter.

Tebow had more picks too. Of course Dalton had twice as many yards in the air (you know, that thing NFL QB's do? THROW the ball?) as Tebow.

Gradkowski out gained them both too; what does that mean?

[slap]

Tebow out gains both Sanchez and Dalton!,

And had a quarterback rating of 18.2

[B.J. Porter]

Gradkowski out gained them both too; what does that mean?

Gradkowski > Tebow

[mikewof]

Gradkowski out gained them both too; what does that mean?

Gradkowski > Tebow

Toledo Rockets REPRESENT!

And the Mudhens just won five in a row!

Toledo for the win! Go the Toledo!

[Bus Driver]

Tebow channeling his inner Savior.

"This, really, is the root of my beef with Tebowmania: It has nothing to do with football," writes Devin Gordon. "It's a sales pitch -- a sensation built on evangelism, not ability, powered by people who see a chance to turn the NFL into the next front of the culture war. And now that culture war is coming to my team."

[Mark K]

I had not heard of this before now. Terrible things await the Broncos.

http://www.rawstory....er-tebow-trade/

[barleymalt]

I had not heard of this before now. Terrible things await the Broncos.

http://www.rawstory....er-tebow-trade/

Typical nonsense from a deluded pulpit pimp, he comes out with these gems pretty frequently. IMO, the scariest thing is that Robertson ran for President.

[Mark K]

I had not heard of this before now. Terrible things await the Broncos.

http://www.rawstory....er-tebow-trade/

Typical nonsense from a deluded pulpit pimp, he comes out with these gems pretty frequently. IMO, the scariest thing is that Robertson ran for President.

Scary as god being a NY Jets fan?

[d'ranger]

I had not heard of this before now. Terrible things await the Broncos.

http://www.rawstory....er-tebow-trade/

Typical nonsense from a deluded pulpit pimp, he comes out with these gems pretty frequently. IMO, the scariest thing is that Robertson ran for President.

Scary as god being a NY Jets fan?

Even God can't make Tebow a starting QB. God is all powerful and all knowing but give the Big Guy in the sky a break, somethings are just too hard.

[B.J. Porter]

Ground Emerges as Tim Tebow's Favorite Target

Jets quarterback coach Matt Cavanaugh said Tebow had elevated his game this season, demonstrating increased confidence and the arm strength to launch the ball 40 to 60 yards, as well the accuracy to hit right between the numbers painted on the grass. Cavanaugh confirmed Tebow had improved mechanics and velocity and was capable of hitting the ground anywhere on the field.

[Bus Driver]

Ground Emerges as Tim Tebow's Favorite Target

Jets quarterback coach Matt Cavanaugh said Tebow had elevated his game this season, demonstrating increased confidence and the arm strength to launch the ball 40 to 60 yards, as well the accuracy to hit right between the numbers painted on the grass. Cavanaugh confirmed Tebow had improved mechanics and velocity and was capable of hitting the ground anywhere on the field.

Oh, man. This season could be ugly.

We should start a pool to guess his QB rating for any game in which he gets garbage time.

I have the first game he plays in as being 22.7.

[slap]

Ground Emerges as Tim Tebow's Favorite Target

Jets quarterback coach Matt Cavanaugh said Tebow had elevated his game this season, demonstrating increased confidence and the arm strength to launch the ball 40 to 60 yards, as well the accuracy to hit right between the numbers painted on the grass. Cavanaugh confirmed Tebow had improved mechanics and velocity and was capable of hitting the ground anywhere on the field.

Oh, man. This season could be ugly.

We should start a pool to guess his QB rating for any game in which he gets garbage time.

I have the first game he plays in as being 22.7.

Unless Sanchez gets injured or craters, Timmy won't get any QB time during the regular season - except for maybe trick plays. And in one preseason game Timmy got a rating of 18.2.

[Clove Hitch]

[Bull Gator]

Ground Emerges as Tim Tebow's Favorite Target

Jets quarterback coach Matt Cavanaugh said Tebow had elevated his game this season, demonstrating increased confidence and the arm strength to launch the ball 40 to 60 yards, as well the accuracy to hit right between the numbers painted on the grass. Cavanaugh confirmed Tebow had improved mechanics and velocity and was capable of hitting the ground anywhere on the field.

Oh, man. This season could be ugly.

We should start a pool to guess his QB rating for any game in which he gets garbage time.

I have the first game he plays in as being 22.7.

Unless Sanchez gets injured or craters, Timmy won't get any QB time during the regular season - except for maybe trick plays. And in one preseason game Timmy got a rating of 18.2.

And so it begins the same smack talk as last preseason. We know what happened to or ton and Sanchez is half thqb or ton was/is.

Can this thread hit 200 pages?

[ropetrick]

If this thread hits 200 pages someone will have a trollgasm.

[B.J. Porter]

If this thread hits 200 pages someone will have a trollgasm.

The problem is that Gator thinks this thread is about Tebow and football.

[Bull Gator]

Well the title is "Tebow demoted to third string" that said it's really been about me baiting and mocking you all.

[B.J. Porter]

Well the title is "Tebow demoted to third string" that said it's really been about me baiting me and mocking you all making fun of me.

Fixed that for you.

In case you are confused BTW, this is what Quarterbacks do. RUNNING backs are the ones that run the ball further than they throw it.

[Bus Driver]

In case you are confused BTW, this is what Quarterbacks do. RUNNING backs are the ones that run the ball further than they throw it.

Accuracy. Gotta love it. But, didn't you share with us how Timmy has ramped up his accuracy this preseason?

[two cold dogs]

http://www.theonion....e-target,29210/

[Bus Driver]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ground-emerges-as-tim-tebows-favorite-target,29210/

When did the Onion stop publishing satire?

[Bus Driver]

The Broncos look pretty good with a genuine NFL QB.

[Tax Man]

So he posts a rating of 13.7 playing only in the second half, supposedly the best part of his game. What will it look like if you average in a weaker first half?

[Mark K]

The Broncos look pretty good with a genuine NFL QB.

Carved up one fine defense, they did. It's kinda scary to think what kind of year they might have without all those three and outs.

[Shaggy]

Teeblow seeks trade....

http://sports.yahoo....57742--nfl.html

Who has the shot of him crying on the sideline??

Jets are really workin out for him hu Gaytor??

[Mark K]

Teeblow seeks trade....

http://sports.yahoo....57742--nfl.html

Who has the shot of him crying on the sideline??

Jets are really workin out for him hu Gaytor??

After leading the Jets to victory over Buffalo by rushing for 11 yards, I find this shocking news.

[barleymalt]

The Broncos look pretty good with a genuine NFL QB.

Carved up one fine defense, they did. It's kinda scary to think what kind of year they might have without all those three and outs.

Yeah, but Peyton Manning's yards after contact stats are pitifull. What good is a hall of fame qb that can't run a read option?.

[DA-WOODY]

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[Bull Gator]

Sanchez 10-27 138 yards. Tebow on track to start by gane 6

[slap]

Sanchez 10-27 138 yards. Tebow on track to start by gane 6

Sanchez had a quarterback rating of 66. Tebow had qb ratings of 18 and 13 in two of the preseason games.

[B.J. Porter]

Sanchez 10-27 138 yards. Tebow on track to start by gane 6

On a related note...
Cincinnati Bengals Comp Att Yds Pct Y/A Sack YdsL TD Int Rating Andy Dalton 24 31 318 77.4 10.3 6 23 3 1 128.2



Rushing
New York Jets Rush Yds Avg Lng TD FumL Bilal Powell 9 33 3.7 10 0 0 Shonn Greene 11 23 2.1 9 0 0 Tim Tebow 1 22 22.0 22 0 0

Oops, no passing stats for Tebow this week.

Dalton > Tebow

[d'ranger]

Hey, I think it is entirely possible for Tebow to get 300 yds.


In a season.

rushing.

[Bull Gator]

Odd.

He had 300 yards passing against the steelers last year.

[Bus Driver]

Hey, I think it is entirely possible for Tebow to get 300 yds.


In a season.

rushing.

Is he getting more or fewer touches as the season progresses? I'll save you the trouble - he had 5 carries in Week 1 and 1 carry in Week 2. Hell, pretty soon, he may not even play.

[Bull Gator]

Gotta say bus driver is doing a good job of not responding to my posts. Very refreshing he was such a tiresome bore. Of course I've reciprocated.

['No.6]

I agree with everything Gaston says.
I think if you all join me in agreeing with everything Gaston says, his pointed little head should explode in no time.
Like a zit.

[Snaggletooth]

I agree with everything Gaston says.
I think if you all join me in agreeing with everything Gaston says, his pointed little head should explode in no time.
Like a zit.

He ist the brillante unsungue herroe of thisse borde!

[Sol Rosenberg]

[GRUMPY]

That's your best post in years Sol.

Well played.

[Silverbullet]

Tebow's about to be demoted to 3rd-string punt blocker.

[Bus Driver]

Someone's "spank bank" is about to grow by one magazine......

http://www.thepostga...photo-shoot-nfl

[Mark K]

The Jets coach believes Tebow is capable of throwing the ball.


http://www.newsday.c...erves-1.4012038

But Ryan's frustration with the line of questioning seemed to crop up only when the backup's name was mentioned. The coach, looking emotionally drained and exhausted Monday morning, reiterated what he's said all offseason about Tebow's ability: "I believe Tim can pass."

[Bull Gator]

Well we know Sanchez can't. 0-1 vs Tebow and last game 10-27 for 138 yards.

[Sol Rosenberg]

Tebow comes to town this weekend, for his team to pick up their spanking from the Dolphins. Poor Timmy. Locked in as a back up on Tony Sparano's Two-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dumb offense. Hee haw

[slap]

Well we know Sanchez can't. 0-1 vs Tebow and last game 10-27 for 138 yards.

And a quarterback rating in that last game that was THREE TIMES HIGHER than Tebow's quarterback rating in either of the last two preseason games.

[Bull Gator]

Preseason is exhibition.

Tebow won 8 games last year including his first two. Manning not so much

[Bull Gator]

Back in the 80's the bucs would routinely go 4-0 in preseaon only to finish the regular season 2-14.

I have schooled you again!

[slap]

Back in the 80's the bucs would routinely go 4-0 in preseaon only to finish the regular season 2-14.

I have schooled you again!

Keeping the starters in when the other team has put in their second and third string players can make bad teams look good in the preseason. But that didn't happen in the games that Tebow played so poorly.


Tebow's playing makes "Good Rex / Bad Rex" Grossman look like the model of consistancy.

[Bus Driver]

3.1 vs. 5.4. Numbers don't lie.

[Bull Gator]

Sanchez 5-10 50 yards

Tebow 1-1 9 yards

The countdown to Tebow's start is officially launched..

[Bull Gator]

Oh boy Sanchez 12-27 98 yards 1 int.

Reasonable jets fans will demand the beaching of Sanchez for Tebow...

[Bull Gator]

Seems like there are no reasonable jets fans here...

[DA-WOODY]

"IF" someone from DAGO were to watch a jet's game that was on the tube un-like last weeks charger game

a reasonable fan would expect to see neither Teblow nor Sanwitches on a bench at any time during the game

No those are too close in stats and talent

a reasonable person should rather expect to sea the too wannabies playing on something more like this







till the best man out-teeters the loser

for the # 3 spot

1 & 2 spots shall remain open till the next draft or Ryan Leaf comes out to get sum Bar Tab coin

[mikewof]

Tebow comes to town this weekend, for his team to pick up their spanking from the Dolphins. Poor Timmy. Locked in as a back up on Tony Sparano's Two-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dumb offense. Hee haw

Sol, trust me, never hitch a wagon to Tebow's imminent defeat, he'll find a way to win when counted out.

He's now in his element ... the chance to show the NY heathens the way to football salvation.

[mikewof]

Seems like there are no reasonable jets fans here...

I'm a Jets fan.

And yes, Tebow should be given a chance. He'll take a bunch of snaps, run around the back field a lot, throw a bunch of wet socks, and miraculously find a way to win.

I tell ya, that dude must have photographs of Saint Christopher in a comprising position ... how else to explain the nonstop miracle parade with him?

[NorCalHater]

Looks like Harbaugh and Colin Kapernick showed old Rexy Rex and Capt Jesus what there little wildcat scheme SHOULD look like...

And to think there are a lot of people who think Tebow still belongs in the NFL...

[hard aground]

Looks like Harbaugh and Colin Kapernick showed old Rexy Rex and Capt Jesus what there little wildcat scheme SHOULD look like...

And to think there are a lot of people who think Tebow still belongs in the NFL...

He does, just not as a QB. Tell him to stop being a cunt and learn how to be either a tight end or an H back.

and I'll bet $$$$$$$$$ that the Rexter wants nothing to do with the wildcat, it's all Sparano's.

[Mark K]

Raiders were all but helpless against Manning.

[B.J. Porter]

Oh boy Sanchez 12-27 98 yards 1 int.

Reasonable jets fans will demand the beaching of Sanchez for Tebow...

So?
Cincinnati Bengals Comp Att Yds Pct Y/A Sack YdsL TD Int Rating Andy Dalton 20 31 244 64.5 7.9 0 0 2 1 96.7

That INT did take him below a 100 rating. Even scrambled in for a TD; apparently you think running ability has something to do with QB ability?

Most people expect them to be able to throw a pass that doesn't look like an airsick duck, too.

[Bull Gator]

We agree Sanchez<Dalton

[B.J. Porter]

We agree Sanchez<Dalton

Dalton seems to get more yards in the air in a week than Tebow would get in a month last year.

Dalton > Tebow

One is starting, one is riding the pine while his coach figures out what to do with him. Eventually the fundamentalist howler monkeys that followed Tebow to Denver will start buying billboards for Ryan too. Might take longer though, since I'm sure media buys in metro NY are more expensive than in Denver.

[TPG]

Might take longer though, since I'm sure media buys in metro NY metro NJ are more expensive than in Denver.

Fixed.

[d'ranger]

We agree Sanchez<Dalton

Dalton seems to get more yards in the air in a week than Tebow would get in a month last year.

Dalton > Tebow

One is starting, one is riding the pine while his coach figures out what to do with him. Eventually the fundamentalist howler monkeys that followed Tebow to Denver will start buying billboards for Ryan too. Might take longer though, since I'm sure media buys in metro NY are more expensive than in Denver.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Tebow play some Monday night against the Texans, they stand zero chance of winning that game and a scrambling QB gives Wade Phillips something else to work on. BTW, Wade is without a doubt the best DC in the league.
Rex Ryan and his brother are two of the worst. Beat down a coming even if they bring in Rocky Balboa.

[Bus Driver]

Maybe Rex Ryan is secretly a Devil worshipper.

http://sports.yahoo....--20121010.html

[Bus Driver]

"Tebowing" has been trademarked.

[chinabald]

"Tebowing" has been trademarked.

j
His marketing arm is better then his passing arm lol

[barleymalt]

"Tebowing" has been trademarked.

What's next, Tebow suing people mocking him for trademark infringement?.

[slap]

"Tebowing" has been trademarked.

What's next, Tebow suing people mocking him for trademark infringement?.

Parody is allowed by law. So mock away.

[barleymalt]

"Tebowing" has been trademarked.

What's next, Tebow suing people mocking him for trademark infringement?.

Parody is allowed by law. So mock away.

Good thing, otherwise if Trollston or Wofsey ever trademarked Internet asshattery a bunch of us would be trouble.

[TPG]

Tebow tries to run up the middle against the Patriots line. Finds giant brick wall. Classic.

[Bus Driver]

"Tebowing" has been trademarked.

j
His marketing arm is better then his passing arm lol

That was truly funny.

[Dawg Gonit]

Tebow is why football sucks, College and Pro.

[DA-WOODY]

chargers Tebow is why football sucks, College and Pro.

fixed

+ see you in DAGO !!

[Bus Driver]

Timmy gonna be traded?

http://sports.yahoo....56709--nfl.html

[hard aground]

Tebow on track to start by gane 6

So dumbass, how's that working out?

[Bull Gator]

Not well despite Sanchez throwing for less than 100 yards and throwing muliple interceptions Ryan insists on making the wrong decision. He will be out of a job and Sanchez too at the end of the year. Tebow has a winning record as a qb Sanchez not so much.

[Innocent Bystander]

Tebow voted by his fellow players as "most overrated player in the NFL".

At least he's first in something.

[Bus Driver]

Tebow voted by his fellow players as "most overrated player in the NFL".

At least he's first in something.

Beat me to it.

http://sports.yahoo....09687--nfl.html

By "a crushing margin". Ohhh, that's gonna leave a mark. Whoops, shouldn't say "Mark" in a thread about Tebow.

[doghouse]

http://espn.go.com/n...ved-report-says

with more than 12 players believing Tim Tebow is not very good.

"He's terrible," a defensive starter told the Daily News.

[hard aground]

Don't worry though, according to our NFL expert Tebow will be starting by game 6.

[The Common Scold]

Tis a silly game, and he is a silly man, for playing a game at which he is not good, with a bunch of sweaty men, when he has a demonstrated skill at cutting the foreskin from little boys. What a waste. A silly waste.

[Bus Driver]

Timmy went 1 for 1 and -1 yards passing. But, he rushed twice for -5 yards.

No doubt, he'll be starting somewhere, soon. Maybe in a pickup game back at Gainesville Community College.

[Gouvernail]

His eligibility has run out

[Gouvernail]

[doghouse]

Rainn Wilson: I could throw better than Tebow

Rich Eisen: With which arm?

Rainn Wilson: My foot.

[TPG]

It was cute to see Tebow put his helmet on for 2 minutes during Thursday's game.
I'm shocked Rex didn't put him in just to add to the comic relief.

[Saorsa]

Unfortunately, the Mannings play for other teams.

[Bus Driver]

Unfortunately, the Mannings play for other teams.

Both of them are NFL quarterbacks, with at least one of them headed to the HOF.

The only way Tebow makes it into Canton is by buying a ticket.

[Bus Driver]

"Tebow can save us."

Is that Gator's voice?

[doghouse]

You know what the Jets just said? McElroy can save us! And he did.

http://scores.espn.g...ameId=321202020

[Bus Driver]

Is Timmy still playing football? Huh. Figured he would be in the broadcast booth after a long and storied career and waiting to be inducted into the HOF.

[Mark K]

He's just resting. Lovely plumage.

[kevlar®]

(sigh)

[Clove Hitch]

(sigh)

wow. . . player of the game! congrats!

[Bus Driver]

(sigh)

Is that picture of the stadium from during the game?

[Silverbullet]

Tebow on track to start by gane 6

Fail.

[hard aground]

He's just resting. Lovely plumage.

He'd be out on the field playing if he wasn't nailed to the bench. He's bleedin' demised.

[Bus Driver]

Tebow on track to start by gane 6

Fail.

...of epic proportions.