397 replies to this topic

[Regatta Dog]

The OP of this thread and a number of posters need a good kick in the nuts.

Why are you trying to find and kill off one of they funnest things about this shit hole of a place?

Pulse oen. Waht the fukc?

[Cruisin Loser]

Snaggy's real name might be Keyser Soze. That's what "Verbal" Kint told me. May or may not be true.

[dacapo]

Hey Snaggs, could you please tell that Roy guy to harden the fuck up??

gracias

[Regatta Dog]

I Googled Snaggletooth and wound up on YouTube where I found some Magilla Gorilla, Johny Quest (which I would have linked, if I didn't know Raj was a towel boy at Penn State) and then this fucking classic -- "Go get a bag of bats, killer" --




Part 2 -- 2:20 - 2:35 is even classicer. Gotta love Curly...

[trenace]

Snaggy's real name might be Keyser Soze. That's what "Verbal" Kint told me. May or may not be true.

No, that is only his street name.

[amro]

snaggletooth is the stig

[floating dutchman]

Snaggy's true identity shall never be revealed. Many of us have spent years learning his language and are proficient in Snagglease. Don't be haters those of you who are not. Embrace all that is the Snaggletooth. Someday maybe Left Hook will be victorious in his quest and learn the true identity.....but I highly doubt he will broadcast it. Some things are better left unknown.


Damn, my cup is out of rum and coke. Time to refill it......

Much like Zorro, The Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Chuck Norris or Santa Claus the true identify of Snaggletooth, while known to some, should never be publicly revealed and death to those that do.

For some reason I thought Snaggletooth actually "outed" himself here a while back. maybe I'm wrong.

Some SA users choose to use their real names to post here, some choose to keep their real identify to them self.
Unless people are using an alias to bring down people who use their own names here, whats the problem?

[floating dutchman]

snaggletooth is the stig

Some people say he sails through the eye of a hurricane in a hobbie cat without foulies,
Others say he's just an ordinary sailor with Parkinson's and a keyboard.

[mad]

Snaggy

"a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma"

[dacapo]

-if Snaggs were to pat you on your back, you'd list it on your resume...

-Snaggy's words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw

-He bowls overhand

-Snaggy is the life of the party, even the ones he's never attended

-He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

- If Snaggletooth were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

- The pheromones Snaggs secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.

- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.


- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

- Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.

- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously throug himself.



Yes my friends...........

Snaggletooth is the Most Interesting Man In The World....


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[Jambalaya]

-if Snaggs were to pat you on your back, you'd list it on your resume...

-Snaggy's words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw

-He bowls overhand

-Snaggy is the life of the party, even the ones he's never attended

-He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

- If Snaggletooth were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

- The pheromones Snaggs secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.

- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.


- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

- Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.

- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously throug himself.



Yes my friends...........

Snaggletooth is the Most Interesting Man In The World....


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Stay Thirsty

Excellent and to think we have Roy Sherman to thank for all this, whoever the fuck he is. Snaggletooth is actually more real than Roy.

[The Advocate]

-if Snaggs were to pat you on your back, you'd list it on your resume...

-Snaggy's words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw

-He bowls overhand

-Snaggy is the life of the party, even the ones he's never attended

-He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

- If Snaggletooth were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

- The pheromones Snaggs secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.

- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn't have.


- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

- Even his enemy's list him as there emergency contact.

- He never say's anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we're created for it.

- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

- If he we're to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you'd arive at least 5 minutes early.

- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously throug himself.



Yes my friends...........

Snaggletooth is the Most Interesting Man In The World....


 interesting.jpg   10.32K   19 downloads

Stay Thirsty

List is short but good.

Snags is a mate of mine, hence my earlier comments.

He will not comment here, here is better than that.

He is all the good of SA rolled into one.

[jesposito]

Snaggletooth is indeed his own entity and empirical data exists to that fact. He is NOT a sock puppet.

Footlong, though I suspected him for a long time, is not Snaggletooth (though he knows who snaggy is and won't tell me or us!).

And FOOTLONG doesn't have the balls to out him

[The Advocate]

Snaggletooth is indeed his own entity and empirical data exists to that fact. He is NOT a sock puppet.

Footlong, though I suspected him for a long time, is not Snaggletooth (though he knows who snaggy is and won't tell me or us!).

And FOOTLONG doesn't have the balls to out him

Fuck off you dick.

[dacapo]

He is all the good of SA rolled into one.

+100

[jocal505]

First, I am amazed at the number of posts on this. Iwould have thought most would have better things to do. To those of youasking about my wife- she is a lovely person and a good sailor, what more can aman want! I live in Huntington Station, am a Roy Sherman (not sure whoTHE Roy Sherman is supposed to be), and have raced on Breeze Pleeze for severalyears. We just heard that the boat receiveda Moosehead award for an incident at the LHYC Race for the Case Regatta thisyear and was directed to some posts on SA that seemed to come from someone onthe boat. I'm not sure why the award wasgiven to us clueless as we broke no rules during the event. Let me be clear- I amnot Snaggletooth, even thought my spelling can be bad at times . He is obviously spelling badlyon purpose and any remarks by him have nothing to do with me. Snaggletoothhas a right to his own opinion but not misrepresent his posts to the extentthat people think he is me speaking. Irarely read SA, had never posted before yesterday, and am upset that what hehas been saying has been attributed to me. I'm just glad I have a few friends who do read SA and let me know whatwas going on.



I do not care who he is as long as he doesn't misrepresent himself.

I hope they kill this thread I know I will not be back. No Q and A Roy?



Now Go sailing Thatis what I will be doing this weekend.

Roy what do you want from us. Okay here goes.

Snaggy have you been impersonating a Moosehead?

Have you been speaking for any Mooseheads?
Snags how was your summer?

The Roy, we note your pique. Is that a "no" on the wife tittie pics?
You could try boat damage pics I guess.

See we only have one sweet inoffensive character on this whole board. Guess who.
I hope you have more sense of humor than it appears.
Comrade Oliver and Sailor Boy Reid, move over.

[Footlong]

Snaggletooth is indeed his own entity and empirical data exists to that fact. He is NOT a sock puppet.

Footlong, though I suspected him for a long time, is not Snaggletooth (though he knows who snaggy is and won't tell me or us!).

And FOOTLONG doesn't have the balls to out him

Your (not you're) first mistake is thinking Left Hook knows what he's talking about.

[The Advocate]

Snaggletooth is indeed his own entity and empirical data exists to that fact. He is NOT a sock puppet.

Footlong, though I suspected him for a long time, is not Snaggletooth (though he knows who snaggy is and won't tell me or us!).

And FOOTLONG doesn't have the balls to out him

Your (not you're) first mistake is thinking Left Hook knows what he's talking about.

Where as the rest of us know Left Hook has no idea what he is talking about.

[Timo42]

I beleive ni Snaggy.

[The Shadow]

Let Snaggletooth be Snaggletooth!

[DougV]

All I can say is "Crack is Wack", WOW!

[Tucky]

Snaggy

"a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma"

I thynque thet coms n a taco.

[RumLine]

I heard Snaggy once had a threesome with a racer chaser and a soggy Dubarry on the beach at AYC after being over served at the spring series.

[DRIFTW00D]

R....O....YYY!!! Wher are u?

[BarePoles]

Who is Roy Sherman?

[Joli]

Don't know who he is but ya gotta love him. He should do one of those "walmart people" type of books, Snaggy Snips?

[The Shadow]

Snaggletooth is indeed his own entity and empirical data exists to that fact. He is NOT a sock puppet.

Footlong, though I suspected him for a long time, is not Snaggletooth (though he knows who snaggy is and won't tell me or us!).

And FOOTLONG doesn't have the balls to out him

Maybe if you sign back in a Warner Wolf and say it again we could have a consensus?

[B.J. Porter]

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.

I thinke the hoorse dose his typeing fore hime to.

[Kack]

I heard Snaggletooth is 23 feet tall and brushes his teeth with a steel bristled brush.

[dopo]

-Hardware stores were his idea.

[Cruisin Loser]

Hee shayves wiht ae haelicotpr, en jogded homme frem hes vasetectamy.

[Punani Jackson]

This thread needs to die.

[The Shadow]

Au contraire. This thread needs to be pinned.

[Kevlar Edge]

I think I figured out the confusion; in Snaggies signature it says "I will sail my zephyr to the end of the earth"
Roy Sherman has or had a boat named "Zephyr" and some sherlock put it together and decided that Roy was snaggie

There you go Mr. Jackson thread over!

[The Shadow]

I think you are chasing windmills there Edge.

[tommays]

What's it rate? 150

[Timo42]

I want to thank Roy's "friends" for setting him up like this, pwned.

[knot him]

Cougarfest on 1111 11^th ave. SanD at 11:11 Today!

Right across from the trolley, with a big hotel that hasmultiple exit/entrances nearby.

Just heard Snag mention it and that smooth talker would know,methinks.

[jesposito]

-if Snaggs were to pat you on your back, you'd list it on your resume...

-Snaggy's words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw

-He bowls overhand

-Snaggy is the life of the party, even the ones he's never attended

-He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

- If Snaggletooth were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

- The pheromones Snaggs secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.

- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.


- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

- Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.

- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously throug himself.



Yes my friends...........

Snaggletooth is the Most Interesting Man In The World....


 interesting.jpg   10.32K   19 downloads

Stay Thirsty

You my friend have way to much time on your hands

[dacapo]

-if Snaggs were to pat you on your back, you'd list it on your resume...

-Snaggy's words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw

-He bowls overhand

-Snaggy is the life of the party, even the ones he's never attended

-He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

- If Snaggletooth were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

- The pheromones Snaggs secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.

- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.


- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

- Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.

- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously throug himself.



Yes my friends...........

Snaggletooth is the Most Interesting Man In The World....


 interesting.jpg   10.32K   19 downloads

Stay Thirsty

You my friend have way to much time on your hands

sad but true........

[dopo]

A good measured point made by a buddy of mine "Guys on the Volvo race are reading about this on their off watch."

[jesposito]

A good measured point made by a buddy of mine "Guys on the Volvo race are reading about this on their off watch."

I doubt that!

[The Advocate]

-if Snaggs were to pat you on your back, you'd list it on your resume...

-Snaggy's words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw

-He bowls overhand

-Snaggy is the life of the party, even the ones he's never attended

-He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

- If Snaggletooth were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

- The pheromones Snaggs secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.

- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn't have.


- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

- Even his enemy's list him as there emergency contact.

- He never say's anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we're created for it.

- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

- If he we're to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you'd arive at least 5 minutes early.

- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously throug himself.



Yes my friends...........

Snaggletooth is the Most Interesting Man In The World....


 interesting.jpg   10.32K   19 downloads

Stay Thirsty

You my friend have way to much time on your hands

Better than having his dick in his hands.

[Randall Flagg]

Legend has it, his shadow once killed a dog.

[Windward]

Echoes of Chuck N in here...

[Old Motel]

Maybe this recent interest in Snaggy may have
Something to do with his recent achievement of winning a Moosehead Award
And the recent LHYC awards dinner? He might be
Banned from Shamrocks and the Valencia now.

LHYC awards dinner is actually tomorrow night, Saturday 11-12-11 at Northport YC (Lloyd Harbor's clubhouse is still under contruction).
Roy will be there , question is will the Snaggster be there ?
Heard tickets are sold out and being scalped on Ebay.
Now aren't all you down Sounders who spent all your time racing in the armpit area of LIS wish you would have had the courage to participate in the Race for the Case this Spring and been invited to the awards dinner? Second thought probably would not have made a difference cuz you would not have won anything anyway cuz you would have had to beat the Huntington boats on their home field....just not going to happen.

[kmccabe]

He is all the good of SA rolled into one.

+100

we both know who he is....

[Matt B]

-if Snaggs were to pat you on your back, you'd list it on your resume...

-Snaggy's words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw

-He bowls overhand

-Snaggy is the life of the party, even the ones he's never attended

-He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

- If Snaggletooth were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

- The pheromones Snaggs secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.

- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.


- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

- Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.

- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously throug himself.



Yes my friends...........

Snaggletooth is the Most Interesting Man In The World....


 interesting.jpg   10.32K   19 downloads

Stay Thirsty

You my friend have way to much time on your hands

Or he has a good cut and paste function.

[Matt B]

A good measured point made by a buddy of mine "Guys on the Volvo race are reading about this on their off watch."

I doubt that!

Not even when at home.

[Luca Brasi]

A good measured point made by a buddy of mine "Guys on the Volvo race are reading about this on their off watch."

I doubt that!

Not even when at home.

Dopo the Dope- is that your clown name?

[2to1]

he's the guy with the skid marks

Hi this is the first time I have ever posted to sailing anarchy

I was told that there has been someone who has been posting to this site and who some may have thought it was me.

It was not, whoever snaggletooth may be it is not Roy Sherman.

If you have any questions you would like me to answer let me know.

[dacapo]

-if Snaggs were to pat you on your back, you'd list it on your resume...

-Snaggy's words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw

-He bowls overhand

-Snaggy is the life of the party, even the ones he's never attended

-He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

- If Snaggletooth were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

- The pheromones Snaggs secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.

- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.


- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

- Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.

- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously throug himself.



Yes my friends...........

Snaggletooth is the Most Interesting Man In The World....


 interesting.jpg   10.32K   19 downloads

Stay Thirsty

You my friend have way to much time on your hands

Or he has a good cut and paste function.

that too

[jesposito]

Maybe this recent interest in Snaggy may have
Something to do with his recent achievement of winning a Moosehead Award
And the recent LHYC awards dinner? He might be
Banned from Shamrocks and the Valencia now.

LHYC awards dinner is actually tomorrow night, Saturday 11-12-11 at Northport YC (Lloyd Harbor's clubhouse is still under contruction).
Roy will be there , question is will the Snaggster be there ?
Heard tickets are sold out and being scalped on Ebay.
Now aren't all you down Sounders who spent all your time racing in the armpit area of LIS wish you would have had the courage to participate in the Race for the Case this Spring and been invited to the awards dinner? Second thought probably would not have made a difference cuz you would not have won anything anyway cuz you would have had to beat the Huntington boats on their home field....just not going to happen.

I hope it's not raining

[GRUMPY]

Roy 0

Shaggy?

[Greever]

JHFC, seven pages and none of you have given the correct awnser!

Snaggs' is an EastCoast Sailor, that ran into one too many "spelling nazi's" on the interwebs. (or here)

He will now spend the rest of his days, torturing spelling nazis everywhere.



"Longe liv Snaggltooth"!

[Timo42]

JHFC, seven pages and none of you have given the correct awnser!

Snaggs' is an EastCoast Sailor, that ran into one too many "spelling nazi's" on the interwebs. (or here)

He will now spend the rest of his days, torturing spelling nazis everywhere.



"Longe liv Snaggltooth"!

Excuse me, but you misspelled Snaggletooth.

[jesposito]

Maybe this recent interest in Snaggy may have
Something to do with his recent achievement of winning a Moosehead Award
And the recent LHYC awards dinner? He might be
Banned from Shamrocks and the Valencia now.

LHYC awards dinner is actually tomorrow night, Saturday 11-12-11 at Northport YC (Lloyd Harbor's clubhouse is still under contruction).
Roy will be there , question is will the Snaggster be there ?
Heard tickets are sold out and being scalped on Ebay.
Now aren't all you down Sounders who spent all your time racing in the armpit area of LIS wish you would have had the courage to participate in the Race for the Case this Spring and been invited to the awards dinner? Second thought probably would not have made a difference cuz you would not have won anything anyway cuz you would have had to beat the Huntington boats on their home field....just not going to happen.

Glad it's not raining tonight. I heard the commadore has a hard time driving in the rain

[Snaggletooth]

Glad it's not raining tonight. I heard the commadore has a hard time driving in the rain

what you no abote drivinge?? No disraspecte

[DRIFTW00D]

[The Advocate]

You called?

[Maxx Baqustae]

Glad it's not raining tonight. I heard the commadore has a hard time driving in the rain

what you no abote drivinge?? No disraspecte

He lives!!!

[Tom Ray]

This thread needs to die.

No way. Snaggy showed up, and we still have not seen boat damage or hooter pictures.

[The Advocate]

So what, kill the thread.

[Punani Jackson]

+100

[Tom Ray]

So what, kill the thread.

I at least have to know if a pulpit fell off. It's part of an ongoing research project.

[Footloose]

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together"

[Timo42]

See how they run like pigs from a gun









I'm crying

[The Shadow]

Glad it's not raining tonight. I heard the commadore has a hard time driving in the rain

what you no abote drivinge?? No disraspecte

Now be nice Mr. Toot. Just because Espo can't drive, is afraid of the dark and doesn't like to sail out of sight of land, doesn't mean he isn't a real sailor.

[Greever]

JHFC, seven pages and none of you have given the correct awnser!

Snaggs' is an EastCoast Sailor, that ran into one too many "spelling nazi's" on the interwebs. (or here)

He will now spend the rest of his days, torturing spelling nazis everywhere.



"Longe liv Snaggltooth"!

Excuse me, but you misspelled Snaggletooth.

Ooops, my bad. (and too late to edit)

He must be rubbing off on me. Next time I will stick with "Snaggs'".

[DRIFTW00D]

[Timo42]

[Mambo Kings]

Hi this is the first time I have ever posted to sailing anarchy

I was told that there has been someone who has been posting to this site and who some may have thought it was me.

It was not, whoever snaggletooth may be it is not Roy Sherman.

If you have any questions you would like me to answer let me know.

Just the obvious question.

Are Roy Sherman and Doug Lord really one and the same?

[TimFordi550#87]

Can we get a napalm strike here? Napalm? Anyone??? Need a napalm strike here!

[Timo42]

Hi this is the first time I have ever posted to sailing anarchy

I was told that there has been someone who has been posting to this site and who some may have thought it was me.

It was not, whoever snaggletooth may be it is not Roy Sherman.

If you have any questions you would like me to answer let me know.

Just the obvious question.

Are Roy Sherman and Doug Lord really one and the same?

Hey, a whole nother direction to take this thread... perhaps Roy could lend his wisdom to one of the burning questions of the day.

Does this happen in your neck of the woods, Roy?

[DRIFTW00D]

[JimL]

Can we get a napalm strike here? Napalm? Anyone??? Need a napalm strike here!

You called up on the attack frequency, just transmit the position and the strike will be vectored in.....


Jeeez.....where did that come from.....

Cheers,

Jim

[Evo]

Jeeez.....where did that come from.....

Cheers,

Jim

dunno Jim but ya just cast a dark spectre over Wednesday night RMYC races.

gonna tell Parrey to finish astern of you at all times now

[Gouvernail]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

[hobot]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Gouv, take that shit to Smut Anarchy will 'ya?

Geez......

[Gouvernail]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Gouv, take that shit to Smut Anarchy will 'ya?

Geez......

Huh??

It is simply a re-write of the old standard "if you choke a smurf what color does it turn?"

Nuthin' smutty about it .

mean?? yes.

Heartless?? yes.

but where you find smut in that joke I have no idea.

[Maxx Baqustae]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Gouv, take that shit to Smut Anarchy will 'ya?

Geez......

Too funny

[Gouvernail]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Too funny

That's what I thought too.

[The Advocate]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Gouv, take that shit to Smut Anarchy will 'ya?

Geez......

I am thinking the colour of over mixed epoxy with too much hardener in a plastic bag.

[Left Hook]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Gouv, take that shit to Smut Anarchy will 'ya?

Geez......

I believe that would be called choking a chubby...

[Timo42]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Gouv, take that shit to Smut Anarchy will 'ya?

Geez......

I believe that would be called choking a chubby...

Now that the expert has chimed in, I think we can get back to one of the more important questions.

[The Advocate]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Gouv, take that shit to Smut Anarchy will 'ya?

Geez......

I believe that would be called choking a chubby...

Now that the expert has chimed in, I think we can get back to one of the more important questions.

ROFLMAO

[Gouvernail]

ROFLMAO

How do you manage to reach the keyboard while doing that??



PS: I think I saw Snaggy at the tractor Supply last night.

[floating dutchman]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Gouv, take that shit to Smut Anarchy will 'ya?

Geez......

I believe that would be called choking a chubby...

Awe, come on, Don't start a sentience like that without giving us a link.

Uncool man, uncool.

[Timo42]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Gouv, take that shit to Smut Anarchy will 'ya?

Geez......

I believe that would be called choking a chubby...

Awe, come on, Don't start a sentience like that without giving us a link.

Uncool man, uncool.

That doesn't mean what you think it means, I hope...

[The Advocate]

ROFLMAO

How do you manage to reach the keyboard while doing that??



PS: I think I saw Snaggy at the tractor Supply last night.

Mine is wireless and not stuck to the desk from watching too much porn Gouv.

[Gouvernail]

Mine is wireless and not stuck to the desk from watching too much porn Gouv.

OK so somebody with access your computer watches too much porn.

Fine. But...


How does watching too much porn cause a keyboard to become wireless and not stuck to the desk??



and...


most important...

Got any good links for us??

[Regatta Dog]

If you choke a tubby what color does it turn??

Gouv, take that shit to Smut Anarchy will 'ya?

Geez......

I believe that would be called choking a chubby...

Awe, come on, Don't start a sentience like that without giving us a link.

Uncool man, uncool.

That doesn't mean what you think it means, I hope...

Get off his back (double entendre intended). LH ain't that fat, he just had an experience as a child in a locker room at Penn State.

He's good now, unless he hears a foot tapping in an airport, men's room stall. Then he get's a bit confused.... and chubby.

[Just Bob]

I've worked it out

Snaggletooth is.........





Denis Leary

[The Advocate]

Mine is wireless and not stuck to the desk from watching too much porn Gouv.

OK so somebody with access your computer watches too much porn.

Fine. But...


How does watching too much porn cause a keyboard to become wireless and not stuck to the desk??



and...


most important...

Got any good links for us??

Sure Gouv, here is one of my better ones.

[Gouvernail]

Got any good links for us??

Sure Gouv, here is one of my better ones.

Freaky!! I expected this one>>>

Background..

Nixon gave his own special 1969 national Championship trophy to Texas...

[jocal505]

WHO IS SNAGGLETOOTH?

Snaggletooth is a masterful bit of writing. Several different ways.
I don't suppose it is entirely fiction.

[Maxx Baqustae]

We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of Sailing ANARCHY:


Dear Editor—

I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Snaggletooth. WHO IS SNAGGLETOOTH?

Papa says, "If you see it on Sailing Anarchy, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Snaggletooth?

Joca1505

Joca,
Your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Joca, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Joca, there is a Snaggletooth. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Snaggletooth! It would be as dreary as if there were no Jocas. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Snaggletooth! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the postings on Sailing Anarchy to catch Snaggletooth, but even if you did not see Snaggletooth posting, what would that prove? Nobody sees Snaggletooth, but that is no sign that there is no Snaggletooth. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Joca, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Snaggletooth! Thank God! he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Joca, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of Sailing Anarchy's readers.

Phuquing brilliant Gouv.....phuquing brilliant!

Snaggs lives!!!

[jocal505]

[Gouvernail]

We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of Sailing ANARCHY:

Dear Editor—

I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Snaggletooth. WHO IS SNAGGLETOOTH?

Papa says, “If you see it on Sailing Anarchy, it’s so.” Please tell me the truth, is there a Snaggletooth?

Joca1505

Joca,
Your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Joca, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Joca, there is a Snaggletooth. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Snaggletooth! It would be as dreary as if there were no Jocas. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Snaggletooth! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the postings on Sailing Anarchy to catch Snaggletooth, but even if you did not see Snaggletooth posting, what would that prove? Nobody sees Snaggletooth, but that is no sign that there is no Snaggletooth. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Joca, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Snaggletooth! Thank God! he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Joca, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of Sailing Anarchy's readers.

[jocal505]

Phuquing brilliant Gouv.....phuquing brilliant!

Snaggs lives!!!

Archive bound. Gouv no motel room is big enough for Snags and his closest friends.
Does he have a sister?