132 replies to this topic

[Snaggletooth]

He gos by manny names and hassbeen cauld manny more. And stille he askes......

Why can't I just have a nickname that's not insulting, derogatory or demeaning?

Like... Spike or Lefty or Caveman or Geico (so easy that wes can do it!).

Mabey a voite to finaley halve a singrel desciptive nickname for this youngue sailor.

[El Mariachi]

Wes S. Moore?....

[puffyjman]

Wesminsterabby?

Wessalmania?

[El Mariachi]

Westosterone?.....

[slap]

He gos by manny names and hassbeen cauld manny more. And stille he askes......

Why can't I just have a nickname that's not insulting, derogatory or demeaning?

Like... Spike or Lefty or Caveman or Geico (so easy that wes can do it!).

Mabey a voite to finaley halve a singrel desciptive nickname for this youngue sailor.

A single ACCURATE descriptive nickname that isn't insulting, derogatory, or demeaning?


Is it possible?

[dde]

I'm still going with BB (Barf Bitch).

[Left Hook]

I am not a bitch, therefore barf bitch is out.

[Snaggletooth]

I am not a bitch, therefore barf bitch is out.

No arguying, theire will be a voite, an entry's validitty will be decided bye the massis.

[Evo]

barf boy

chuck chunder of the space patrol

the 40yr old virgin

still like TPG's suggestion of Bull Wespo though

[mustang__1]

i vote for either Bull Wespo or Barf Bitch cause, no matter what he says, he is definitely a bitch. a needy, attention whoring, bitch. Wesleyann works to some small extent, but the others are far better.

[Evo]

there ya go Mr stang. Needy Nev. Needy or Nev for short

[dde]

I am not a bitch, therefore barf bitch is out.

I've eaten alphabet soup and shit better arguments than that. Try again.

[Left Hook]

Did all of you get made fun of this mercilessly the first few times you threw up?

[mustang__1]

Did all of you get made fun of this mercilessly the first few times you threw up?

no, i didnt throw up on anyone's floor or boat.

[dde]

I just need to be in attendance where Wespo drinks an inane amount and doesn't toss the cookies and I'll be convinced. I meant like 3/4th's of a handle inane.

[Left Hook]

I just need to be in attendance where Wespo drinks an inane amount and doesn't toss the cookies and I'll be convinced. I meant like 3/4th's of a handle inane.

I don't want to die...

[egon]

I just need to be in attendance where Wespo drinks an inane amount and doesn't toss the cookies and I'll be convinced. I meant like 3/4th's of a handle inane.

I'll be sure to bring the gas can to Spring Series.

Wes, better start practicing now.

--Matt

[Left Hook]

Well, if you're buying....

[Dorado]

Ya know Snaggs

I don't think this is the right approach.

We all had big mouths and did stupid shit when we were young.

Putting him out and having strangers throw lawn darts at him ain't gonna make him a better person.

We should give him one last chance to mend his ways and redeem him self respect.

Yea verily, we shall send him on a Quest.

A noble quest to slay a dragon of our own choosing.

There will be danger. There will be hardship and despair.

He may never return.

How he fairs on this test, and whether or not he returns with the dragons head, will determine his worthyness and the warrior name he will carry until the end of his days.

Let the Elders of the Northeastern Tribe decide his fate and name the dragon he must slay.

Make it a good one . . .
















and fer gawds sake 'Hook, don't let your Indian name be "Broken Rubber"

[dde]

I just need to be in attendance where Wespo drinks an inane amount and doesn't toss the cookies and I'll be convinced. I meant like 3/4th's of a handle inane.

I don't want to die...

Would you rather die from infamy as "that guy" who heaved all over some dude's boat because we can't handle a simple rum beer?

[hobot]

I am not a bitch, therefore barf bitch is out.

But you assumed a female profile, 2 times now?

If the shoe fits......

I vote Barf - Bitch

[El Mariachi]

I am not a bitch, therefore barf bitch is out.

But you assumed a female profile, 2 times now?

If the shoe fits......

I vote Barf - Bitch

Westrogen?.....

[hobot]

I am not a bitch, therefore barf bitch is out.

But you assumed a female profile, 2 times now?

If the shoe fits......

I vote Barf - Bitch

Westrogen?.....

Ding! We have a weiner.

[Left Hook]

Ya know Snaggs

I don't think this is the right approach.

We all had big mouths and did stupid shit when we were young.

Putting him out and having strangers throw lawn darts at him ain't gonna make him a better person.

We should give him one last chance to mend his ways and redeem him self respect.

Yea verily, we shall send him on a Quest.

A noble quest to slay a dragon of our own choosing.

There will be danger. There will be hardship and despair.

He may never return.

How he fairs on this test, and whether or not he returns with the dragons head, will determine his worthyness and the warrior name he will carry until the end of his days.

Let the Elders of the Northeastern Tribe decide his fate and name the dragon he must slay.

Make it a good one . . .



and fer gawds sake 'Hook, don't let your Indian name be "Broken Rubber"

Name the task!!

I am not a bitch, therefore barf bitch is out.

But you assumed a female profile, 2 times now?

If the shoe fits......

I vote Barf - Bitch

I only know of one female profile... and that was originally as a joke.

Westrogen?.....

This one has some legs...

[dde]

I am not a bitch, therefore barf bitch is out.

But you assumed a female profile, 2 times now?

If the shoe fits......

I vote Barf - Bitch

Westrogen?.....

Boom. This is the kind of gold they found in '49

[Timo42]

How about "Flounder"

[Left Hook]

The hustler guys came up with Spaulding....

[2XD]

don't ask for it, it will never happen that way. one day someone will call you something at it will stick until then you will have all these non stick attempts.

you don't get to choose, two dogs.

[The Shadow]

I am not a bitch, therefore barf bitch is out.

First off, you don't get a say in this infamy you are about to embark upon.
Secondly, you indeed are a whinny bitch. If you like I can provide a link to the "What Girls Think" thread. I believe it was spelled out there.
Third, you piss and moan and cry and stomp your feet at me in IMs, e-mails and phone calls. Fact is I tried to warn you, help you. Took some flack for that here in fact. You wrote me a manifesto on why you are you and kept mumbling that you were working on it. You asked that I back off while you do so. I told you point blank that you A.) didn't have that sort of time, and B.) that without pressure you wouldn't seek to make the necessary corrections/changes.
Now the chickens are coming home to roost you little shit.

I vote barf-bitch....with lower case "B"s as he doesn't rate upper case letters in his name. The pink would be optional but adds a certain something.

[dacapo]

Too bad he wasn't a stoner...Wesley pipes would have been good

[dacapo]

I still like barf bitch...
Or
Teenage wesland

[MikeR]

Ya know Snaggs

I don't think this is the right approach.

We all had big mouths and did stupid shit when we were young.

Putting him out and having strangers throw lawn darts at him ain't gonna make him a better person.

We should give him one last chance to mend his ways and redeem him self respect.

Yea verily, we shall send him on a Quest.

A noble quest to slay a dragon of our own choosing.

There will be danger. There will be hardship and despair.

He may never return.

How he fairs on this test, and whether or not he returns with the dragons head, will determine his worthyness and the warrior name he will carry until the end of his days.

Let the Elders of the Northeastern Tribe decide his fate and name the dragon he must slay.

Make it a good one . . .
















and fer gawds sake 'Hook, don't let your Indian name be "Broken Rubber"

He must seek out, embarass and then destroy the mighty ESPO.


Cheers,

MikeR

[Black Sox]

Chunderboy

Chunk blower

[Tax Man]

He has a dog named Chunks?

[Snaggletooth]

Yea verily, we shall send him on a Quest.

A noble quest to slay a dragon of our own choosing.

There will be danger. There will be hardship and despair.

He may never return.

How he fairs on this test, and whether or not he returns with the dragons head, will determine his worthyness and the warrior name he will carry until the end of his days.

Let the Elders of the Northeastern Tribe decide his fate and name the dragon he must slay.

Make it a good one . . .

He must seek out, embarass and then destroy the mighty ESPO.

Cheers,

MikeR

I humbilly requeste The Shadow be the youngue sailore's tasskmastere.

[MikeR]

Yea verily, we shall send him on a Quest.

A noble quest to slay a dragon of our own choosing.

There will be danger. There will be hardship and despair.

He may never return.

How he fairs on this test, and whether or not he returns with the dragons head, will determine his worthyness and the warrior name he will carry until the end of his days.

Let the Elders of the Northeastern Tribe decide his fate and name the dragon he must slay.

Make it a good one . . .

He must seek out, embarass and then destroy the mighty ESPO.

Cheers,

MikeR

I humbilly requeste The Shadow be the youngue sailore's tasskmastere.

Can you imagine the two of them together? Stumbling from shrubbery to shrubbery...


Cheers,

MikeR

[Footlong]

Handjob

That's nice... reminds me of 007

[Snaggletooth]

Can you imagine the two of them together? Stumbling from shrubbery to shrubbery...


Cheers,

MikeR

Don & Sanchoe!!

[Left Hook]

Yea verily, we shall send him on a Quest.

A noble quest to slay a dragon of our own choosing.

There will be danger. There will be hardship and despair.

He may never return.

How he fairs on this test, and whether or not he returns with the dragons head, will determine his worthyness and the warrior name he will carry until the end of his days.

Let the Elders of the Northeastern Tribe decide his fate and name the dragon he must slay.

Make it a good one . . .

He must seek out, embarass and then destroy the mighty ESPO.

Cheers,

MikeR

I humbilly requeste The Shadow be the youngue sailore's tasskmastere.

Lets not

[boomer]

Quite simple..."the kid"

[elle]

I am not a bitch, therefore barf bitch is out.

But you assumed a female profile, 2 times now?

If the shoe fits......

I vote Barf - Bitch

Westrogen?.....

wespogen

[elle]

Teenage wesland

hahahaha!

[elle]

Quite simple..."the kid"

if they are under 30, they are all "the kid".

[elle]

i think i am sailing with "the kid" in january....i'm calling him wespolito..do as you will

[MikeR]

i think i am sailing with "the kid" in january....i'm calling him wespolito..do as you will

Wespolito has a nice 'wring' to it. But only after he slays his foe!


Cheers,

MikeR

[elle]

nah...he can be wespolito until he slays his foe...then he can be wespogrande...i won't hold my breath waiting on that though.

[Left Hook]

i think i am sailing with "the kid" in january....i'm calling him wespolito..do as you will

I will only allow you to call me that if you bounce...

[elle]

just kiddin' wes...i will call you wes.

lolz...

[elle]

i think i am sailing with "the kid" in january....i'm calling him wespolito..do as you will

I will only allow you to call me that if you bounce...

haha...that's hardly even a fair trade...i 'd likely bounce anyway.

[Left Hook]

I'm not opposed to nicknames, though being the nipper generally precludes me having an opinion on which ones get picked.

Most don't involve chundering or being a bitch though...

[elle]

you have no worries in that regard from me...that's not how i roll...or bounce or whatever.

[The Shadow]

If the shoe fits.

[Left Hook]

Which most don't. I'm currently rockin a 15A pair of new balances.

[The Shadow]

What is this, Goldilocks and the Three Bears?
barf-bitch is just your size.
Come to think of it, Goldilocks works on several levels.

[Left Hook]

Goldilocks? WTF is that shit?!

[slap]

Which most don't. I'm currently rockin a 15A pair of new balances.

[The Shadow]

Goldilocks? WTF is that shit?!

So I take it you are good with barf-bitch then?

[Timo42]

Hustla Da Bunny...to keep him humble ...hey that could be his quest, a little masking tape modification on a certain boat the night before a regatta...



Of course, pics or it never happened.

[Barkley]

I don't see how it can be anything other than bb.

The bright side of 'bb' is that when shortened there is nothing wrong with it, and Wes can try his best to convert it to mean something else.

[Left Hook]

Which most don't. I'm currently rockin a 15A pair of new balances.

That's gold right there Slappy

Goldilocks? WTF is that shit?!

So I take it you are good with barf-bitch then?

Well, I know I dislike goldilocks more than Barf-Bitch

[flyingtacks]

Barf-Bitch fits you so well... you should just start signing your tests that way

[Lee G]

beavis

[Timo42]

Maybe leave it at bb until he completes his quest, then reconsider.

[dreaded]

I'd go with barf bitch.. but wesligina has a nice ring to it..

[soak_ed]

I hate to play into junior's constant need for attention so I am contributing this out of respect to Snaggy, the originator of this thread.  I humbly submit the name Vajayjay in honor of his attachment to his heroine Gina.  Given his apparent propensity to hurling, I wouldn't be surprised if he did the technicolor yawn the first time he ever goes down on a woman.  If there ever will be a first time that is.

[Evo]

Vajayjay

nice!

[dde]

Wesponer

[Timo42]

Nothing wrong with Wespy, after all it's authentic Snagglese.

[Wreck™]

The boy is Wesplendent.

Thanks Elmer

Now leave him alone

[Evo]

Now leave him alone

he hasn't been pm'ing you has he

[Wreck™]

Now leave him alone

he hasn't been pm'ing you has he

No, but he hasn't yak'ed on my watch yet

[Timo42]

Now leave him alone

he hasn't been pm'ing you has he

No, but he hasn't yak'ed on my watch yet

Give him time...

You know he loves the attention.

[Evo]

Now leave him alone

he hasn't been pm'ing you has he

No, but he hasn't yak'ed on my watch yet

Give him time...

You know he loves the attention.

yep....thought this was harsh at first also...then the pm's. oh my

[Left Hook]

Now leave him alone

he hasn't been pm'ing you has he

No, but he hasn't yak'ed on my watch yet

Give him time...

You know he loves the attention.

yep....thought this was harsh at first also...then the pm's. oh my

We haven't exchanged love notes for a while now. HTFU!

[Evo]

We haven't exchanged love notes for a while now. HTFU!

no....i haven't answered any....stay off my lawn BB

[dde]

We haven't exchanged love notes for a while now. HTFU!

no....i haven't answered any....stay off my lawn BB

What does more damage to grass? Big puddle of puke or a long piss?

[Clove Hitch]

Has "Chunk" been offered yet?

[LakeBoy]

Yo, Snaggy

What is a "doit?"

Is it someone from Detroit?

Is Wes a "doit?"

[El Mariachi]

Yo, Snaggy

What is a "doit?"

Is it someone from Detroit?

Is Wes a "doit?"

Idoit?....

[boomer]

Has "Chunk" been offered yet?

By jove man,that's it!

That's an appropriate handle if I every heard one...and one the lad could probably live with.



But...I would suspect the crowd around here,would like something they can sink or soak their teeth in...At least something that's lip-smacking.

I believe soak_ed was on the scent with his suggestion....which I assume is Vagina in Polish...but I may be wrong.

[Evo]

We haven't exchanged love notes for a while now. HTFU!

no....i haven't answered any....stay off my lawn BB

What does more damage to grass? Big puddle of puke or a long piss?

sometimes it's good yer on the other side of the world dde

[Dorado]

He must seek out, embarass and then destroy the mighty ESPO.


Cheers,

MikeR

Well that's bit harsh

But it would be pretty damn funny to have Espo come up with a good Dragon that needs slaying.

[dde]

We haven't exchanged love notes for a while now. HTFU!

no....i haven't answered any....stay off my lawn BB

What does more damage to grass? Big puddle of puke or a long piss?

sometimes it's good yer on the other side of the world dde

Past summer, I played babysitter to my younger brother's first "rager" at home. Couldn't decide what was worse: skimming barf out of the pool, scrubbing barf out of the carpet, or trying to cover up the 15x15 spot on the backyard that was the communal urinal.

[The Shadow]

he hasn't been pm'ing you has he

No, but he hasn't yak'ed on my watch yet

Give him time...

You know he loves the attention.

yep....thought this was harsh at first also...then the pm's. oh my

We haven't exchanged love notes for a while now. HTFU!

I could forward him a few you sent me if you like......heck, maybe I should just post them for all to see.

[Left Hook]

I could forward him a few you sent me if you like......heck, maybe I should just post them for all to see.

That's okay, why don't you go fix a toilet or something.

[aA]

attention whore


/poll

[hobot]

Bigtime AW.

Come to think of it, I can't remember Barf-Bitch ever starting a thread that was worthwhile or relevent....lots & lots of posts though about it's self (sp?), but nothing of real substance (Friday).

[The Shadow]

I could forward him a few you sent me if you like......heck, maybe I should just post them for all to see.

That's okay.....

So you are good with me posting your PMs to me? I'll get right on that.

(That should keep him busy for a few days deleting PMs)

[On the Hard]

Hustla Da Bunny...to keep him humble ...hey that could be his quest, a little masking tape modification on a certain boat the night before a regatta...



Of course, pics or it never happened.

Not knowing any of the personalities involved, I kind of like this one. Or Hustle for short. As in "hustle to the lee rail if you're going to barf."

(Yes I've had a few, but always made it to the lee rail)

The whole Text from Bennett thing is the funniest site I've come across in a while.

[Evo]

I could forward him a few you sent me if you like......heck, maybe I should just post them for all to see.

good grief...please Jeff...NO!...on both. Have seen enough

doesn't mean they can't be kept for posterity though

[The Shadow]

"doesn't mean they can't be kept for posterity though"
kjrist, I'm not George there Simon!

[Evo]

"doesn't mean they can't be kept for posterity though"
kjrist, I'm not George there Simon!

thankfully very true J...you could use a little work on those poker skillz though

[Left Hook]

There's one I know he's gonna be saving...

[ropetrick]

I haven't meet the lad but snaggy used SCAW (self confessed attention whore) in a different thread.

Scaw sounds like a name you can shout at the lazy bow dude. He will give you the finger and mosey forward at a leisurerly pace.

[Timo42]

Hustla Da Bunny...to keep him humble ...hey that could be his quest, a little masking tape modification on a certain boat the night before a regatta...



Of course, pics or it never happened.

Not knowing any of the personalities involved, I kind of like this one. Or Hustle for short. As in "hustle to the lee rail if you're going to barf."

(Yes I've had a few, but always made it to the lee rail)

The whole Text from Bennett thing is the funniest site I've come across in a while.

The boat in question is named Hustler...A worthy quest, Espo would probably kill him though, or at least break all his fingers.

[Left Hook]

Hustla Da Bunny...to keep him humble ...hey that could be his quest, a little masking tape modification on a certain boat the night before a regatta...



Of course, pics or it never happened.

Not knowing any of the personalities involved, I kind of like this one. Or Hustle for short. As in "hustle to the lee rail if you're going to barf."

(Yes I've had a few, but always made it to the lee rail)

The whole Text from Bennett thing is the funniest site I've come across in a while.

The boat in question is named Hustler...A worthy quest, Espo would probably kill him though, or at least break all his fingers.

I've seen his cement shoes, they exist and they're farkin heavy. I'm not fucking with Expo.

[2XD]

you're not fuckin with anyone Virginia

[Timo42]

Hustla Da Bunny...to keep him humble ...hey that could be his quest, a little masking tape modification on a certain boat the night before a regatta...



Of course, pics or it never happened.

Not knowing any of the personalities involved, I kind of like this one. Or Hustle for short. As in "hustle to the lee rail if you're going to barf."

(Yes I've had a few, but always made it to the lee rail)

The whole Text from Bennett thing is the funniest site I've come across in a while.

The boat in question is named Hustler...A worthy quest, Espo would probably kill him though, or at least break all his fingers.

I've seen his cement shoes, they exist and they're farkin heavy. I'm not fucking with Expo.

Young Wesley, I'm shocked that you would post such a racist stereotype. I'm sure that the most you would get is a good scolding ...if you got caught, but an Eagle scout should have some skills in that department, , what would a quest be without a little danger.

[Snaggletooth]

what would a quest be without a little wes inn danger.

[The Shadow]

There's one I know he's gonna be saving...

That's just your ego talking....as usual.