419 replies to this topic

[Left Hook]

Ever seen an 18 wheeler run over a beer can? The adjective "pancake" would imply too much shape, I like "sliver" better.

[dde]

Bump from page 9....disgraceful.

Making a real mess of a handle of Bacardi. Every shot to Miss Catherine.

[Wreck™]

Bump from page 9....disgraceful.

Making a real mess of a handle of Bacardi. Every shot to Miss Catherine.

Excellent DDE, I have been feeling awful for awhile about this.
Good luck MSG, I love you girl and I miss you, alot.

Mark

[dde]

+ = Tonight


loveya MSG

[Left Hook]

Tonight.... there's some heavy drinking to be done...

[jkdubs808]

Drink up boys. I'm on the graveyard watch (midnight to noon) on my ship as we speak......comes with being the Chief Mate.

Have a few for me homies! 26 days and a wake up left.

[dde]

I hate tequila and tequila hates me. Don't know why I do it, but I just figured, "what the hell?" and killed that 750ml bottle of death. Woke up about two hours ago in the girlfriend's bed, she wakes up as I reach for the water bottle on the night stand, and goes, "Oh thank God, I thought you were dead."

Good night indeed.

[Wreck™]

Drink up boys.

I will be forced to drink much tonight, began building a boarding platform for the stern of a Pacific Seacraft 44 this morning, I fucking hate this kind of work.



Polishing stainless blows in all ways



This is just crude, a holesaw for fucks sake, did I mention that I hate this shit?

Pays the bills however

[water ratz]

So I received a Kindle for bunny day from you know who. Loving it. Taking a 13 hour train ride next week so it will come in handy really soon ....

[jkdubs808]

Hope you boys and girls have a good Friday night and Saturday night! I expect stories of blood, sex, or fame on here within the next few days lol.

I live vicariously through y'all while I'm out here on the ship. Don't let me down.......

[Soñadora]

wreck

that fuckin' thing ain't gonna work on a PS 44. It's a canoe stern.

Unless the back fell off

here, lemme get you 'nother drink.

[Wreck™]

wreck

that fuckin' thing ain't gonna work on a PS 44. It's a canoe stern.

My bad Island Packet 44, they all look the same to me.

[TPG]

wreck

that fuckin' thing ain't gonna work on a PS 44. It's a canoe stern.

My bad Island Packet 44, they all look the same to me.

Hey Wrecky-san, you do Aluminum?

[Wreck™]

Hey Wrecky-san, you do Aluminum?

Yes, no sheet work though.

[TPG]

Hey Wrecky-san, you do Aluminum?

Yes, no sheet work though.

I need a T Top built at some point, probably fall/winter.
Would have liked to just grab that purty Taco premade but it won't work with my console (whole front opens up for engine access)

[Wreck™]

I need a T Top built at some point, probably fall/winter.
Would have liked to just grab that purty Taco premade but it won't work with my console (whole front opens up for engine access)

The guys that build the alum. towers for sportfishers would probably be your best bet.

Like this Co. in Buzzards Bay T Tops

[TPG]

I need a T Top built at some point, probably fall/winter.
Would have liked to just grab that purty Taco premade but it won't work with my console (whole front opens up for engine access)

The guys that build the alum. towers for sportfishers would probably be your best bet.

Like this Co. in Buzzards Bay T Tops

There's 40 kabillion of them in my neighborhood, figured I'd toss the idea at an anarchist.

[Wreck™]

There's 40 kabillion of them in my neighborhood, figured I'd toss the idea at an anarchist.

Thanks, I don't actively persue marine work but they find me anyway!!!

I'm in the shop right now making shit for my YC work party, time to start drinking early.

Edit: Hi gina

[dde]

Quality time with John Dewar and a Grizzly bear.

[dde]

Accepting my southern roots and it's Maker's with a splash of sweet tea tonight.

Plus two Boston losses means this bottle will be finished and hearts will be broken.

[jkdubs808]

CONE!!!!!!!!







That is all. Continue drinking your alcoholic beverages.

[dde]

this bottle will be finished and hearts will be broken.

teh blue waffelle awaites.....

You're crossing lines, Snaggs.

[Snaggletooth]

this bottle will be finished and hearts will be broken.

teh blue waffelle awaites.....

You're crossing lines, Snaggs.

wiyhdrawne.....

Hoppe you do saime...

[dde]

this bottle will be finished and hearts will be broken.

teh blue waffelle awaites.....

You're crossing lines, Snaggs.

wiyhdrawne.....

Hoppe you do saime...

Goddamn it, I need to drink with you...or you need something clean to plow.
Either way, I'm agreeing.

[Left Hook]

Sounds like I've scored a boat to sail to Bermuda with... goodie...

[dde]

Sounds like I've scored a boat to sail to Bermuda with... goodie...

Hoe many sexual favors that take?

[Left Hook]

Sounds like I've scored a boat to sail to Bermuda with... goodie...

Hoe many sexual favors that take?

Surprisingly none. I'm as shocked as you are.

And in response to your txt earlier... I honestly and truly don't have the information you're looking for but I wish to god that I did.

[jkdubs808]

Sounds like I've scored a boat to sail to Bermuda with... goodie...

Hoe many sexual favors that take?

A handjob wearing a Mt. Gay regatta hat

Sounds like I've scored a boat to sail to Bermuda with... goodie...

Hoe many sexual favors that take?

Surprisingly none. I'm as shocked as you are.

And in response to your txt earlier... I honestly and truly don't have the information you're looking for but I wish to god that I did.

Her measurements are 38-24-36

You boys are welcome..............

[dde]

Her measurements are 38-24-36

Pass.

[jkdubs808]

Her measurements are 38-24-36

Pass.

That, my young apprentice, is why you fail......

[Left Hook]

Her measurements are 38-24-36

Pass.

That, my young apprentice, is why you fail......

Definitely pass... considering this is a dude we're talking about...

[jkdubs808]

Eh, it was a shot in the dark.

Good call on the passing.

[dde]

Spring Weekend commenceth. 60 beers, 2 bottles, and an unnecessary amount of vodka swedish fish, courtesy of the lady.

Man needs snacks.

[Snaggletooth]

Spring Weekend commenceth. 60 beers, 2 bottles, and an unnecessary amount of vodka swedish fish, courtesy of the lady.

Man needs snacks.

alcahol, ladie fare, an foode, priorties our on strate.

Be criative, some foode coloring and eggoes, you cane macke blue waffelles.

[dde]

Be criative, some foode coloring and eggoes, you cane macke blue waffelles.

Ineed 2 remambur dhat four pleging

[Wreck™]

Be criative, some foode coloring and eggoes, you cane macke blue waffelles.

I suspect that "macke blue waffelles" is a euphemism for something modern and so terrifying that I don't want know about it.

Could be wrong however.

[dde]

Getting used to this day drunk thing

[TPG]

Getting used to this day drunk thing

Amateur.

[Left Hook]

First regatta of the year started today,. we did shitty because the back of the boat was dumb but it was gorgeous and fun.

[Snaggletooth]

First regatta of the year started today,. we did shitty because the back of the boat was dumb but it was gorgeous and fun.

fixt it foure you!

[dde]

First regatta of the year started today,. we did shitty because the back of the boat was dumb but it was gorgeous and fun I tried to blow everyone onboard.

fixed.

[jkdubs808]

First regatta of the year started today,. we did shitty because the back of the boat was dumb but it was gorgeous and fun.

Oh yeah, blame the back of the boat right?


Takin the easy way out...........

[gina]

Getting used to this day drunk thing

Amateur.

Charitable.

[dde]

Getting used to this day drunk thing

Amateur.

Charitable.

Taint.

[jkdubs808]

You all need to get fuckin laid already......seriously.

[Wreck™]

You all need to get fuckin laid already......seriously.

How about a big fuck off dubs (-:

[jkdubs808]

Is that an invitation Wreck? I get off the boat in a few days.....

[4decksquirrel]

Is that an invitation Wreck? I get off the boat in a few days.....

6 days till Cinco de Drinko, you'd better be ready....

[jkdubs808]

Is that an invitation Wreck? I get off the boat in a few days.....

6 days till Cinco de Drinko, you'd better be ready....

I'm not the one that needs to be preparing sweetheart. I've got experience on my side

[4decksquirrel]

Is that an invitation Wreck? I get off the boat in a few days.....

I'm not the one that needs to start preparing chica.

6 days till Cinco de Drinko, you'd better be ready....

Haha so you think!!! You've been stuck on a boat! I've had prep time . Little bit of a warm up Thursday when Pop Tops starts!

[jkdubs808]

I don't need any time to warm up when it comes to removing tops..........of all kinds.

Smooches

[4decksquirrel]

I don't need any time to warm up when it comes to removing tops..........of all kinds.

Smooches

I would hope not! Otherwise you may have to stop calling yourself a sailor.

[water ratz]

I don't need any time to warm up when it comes to removing tops..........of all kinds.

Smooches

I would hope not! Otherwise you may have to stop calling yourself a sailor.

Who's sock puppet is this?

Where's the door man??

[jkdubs808]

LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

[4decksquirrel]

LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

Lol no puppet, lurked for a long time, J finally convinced me to actually start posting.

[TPG]

LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

Lol no puppet, lurked for a long time, J finally convinced me to actually start posting.

Boy was THAT a mistake.

And jk hasn't properly greeted you...

[jkdubs808]

LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

Lol no puppet, lurked for a long time, J finally convinced me to actually start posting.

Boy was THAT a mistake.

And jk hasn't properly greeted you...

That shit ain't happenin with this one.........

[4decksquirrel]

LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

Lol no puppet, lurked for a long time, J finally convinced me to actually start posting.

Boy was THAT a mistake.

And jk hasn't properly greeted you...

That shit ain't happenin with this one.........

Oh?? Something I should know about??

[TPG]

LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

Lol no puppet, lurked for a long time, J finally convinced me to actually start posting.

Boy was THAT a mistake.

And jk hasn't properly greeted you...

That shit ain't happenin with this one.........

I'm firing the doorman.
Again.

GOD DAMMIT WRECK PULL OUT THE APPLICATIONS

[jkdubs808]

Hehe.

Sorry boys, this ones off limits. Gotta wait til
The next one arrives.

[Left Hook]

Hehe.

Sorry boys, this ones off limits. Gotta wait til
The next one arrives.

PM them to me privately...

[jkdubs808]

Hehe.

Sorry boys, this ones off limits. Gotta wait til
The next one arrives.

PM them to me privately...

Ask her yourself bud.

[celphtaught]

hey 4deck, welcome to SA, DUMP EM OUT OR GTFO

that works right? and who said chivalry was dead...


back to back to back beer olympics, gonna be a long last 3 weeks

[jkdubs808]

hey 4deck, welcome to SA, DUMP EM OUT OR GTFO

that works right? and who said chivalry was dead...

Works every time.

Tread lightly around 4decksquirrel boys. I say that for your own safety.

[4decksquirrel]

hey 4deck, welcome to SA, DUMP EM OUT OR GTFO

that works right? and who said chivalry was dead...

Works every time.

Tread lightly around 4decksquirrel boys. I say that for your own safety.

Don't believe a word he says...

[Snaggletooth]

hey 4deck, welcome to SA, DUMP EM OUT OR GTFO

that works right? and who said chivalry was dead...

Works every time.

Tread lightly around 4decksquirrel boys. I say that for your own safety.

Don't believe a word he says...

He alnays beene rite bafoure.....

welome to SA!

[jkdubs808]

The snags has spoken!

Trust me buddy.........she knows this

[4decksquirrel]

hey 4deck, welcome to SA, DUMP EM OUT OR GTFO

that works right? and who said chivalry was dead...

Works every time.

Tread lightly around 4decksquirrel boys. I say that for your own safety.

Don't believe a word he says...

He alnays beene rite bafoure.....

welome to SA!

I keed I keed!!! Thank you for the welcome

[jkdubs808]

Snags is the true voice of wisdom. Heed his words for they are heavy and laden with truth.

LH & dde I'm disappointed in you two.......

[Left Hook]

LH & dde I'm disappointed in you two.......

Ask me if I give a fuck

[jkdubs808]

LH & dde I'm disappointed in you two.......

Ask me if I give a fuck

You know you do..........don't lie.

[TPG]

LH & dde I'm disappointed in you two.......

Ask me if I give a fuck

You know you do..........don't lie.

Careful, he might puke on you.

[jkdubs808]

He may get that chance in the near uture it looks like......

[Left Hook]

He may get that chance in the near uture it looks like......

You comin' North?

[jkdubs808]

No but sounds like you're goin south in January. I'm gonna be there too

[dde]

No but sounds like you're goin south in January. I'm gonna be there too

This sounds dangerous...

[jkdubs808]

Dangerous, no.


Fucking epic.......yes.

[4decksquirrel]

Dangerous, no.


Fucking epic.......yes.

"Hold my beer and watch this"

[jkdubs808]

Dangerous, no.


Fucking epic.......yes.

"Hold my beer and watch this"

The angry goat shall be released......................

[4decksquirrel]

Dangerous, no.


Fucking epic.......yes.

"Hold my beer and watch this"

The angry goat shall be released......................

Bah!!!!

[gina]

Dangerous, no.


Fucking epic.......yes.

"Hold my beer and watch this"

The angry goat shall be released......................

Bah!!!!

You two better watch out for that anti-sophomoric text messaging orgy guy...

[4decksquirrel]

Dangerous, no.


Fucking epic.......yes.

"Hold my beer and watch this"

The angry goat shall be released......................

Bah!!!!

You two better watch out for that anti-sophomoric text messaging orgy guy...

*insert puzzled face here*

[dde]

Velvet rope must be broken...

[gina]

the search function is your friend
Welcome to the cesspool, dear

[4decksquirrel]

So many search returns . My head hurts!!!!

Velvet rope must be broken...

Velvet's good for tying people up with

[jkdubs808]

I was searching for the sex stories using microsoft paint thread.

That was pure.....fucking.....gold

[jkdubs808]

Velvet rope must be broken...

Velvet's good for tying people up with

Hehehehehehehe

[gina]

I'm firing the doorman.
Again.

GOD DAMMIT WRECK PULL OUT THE APPLICATIONS

What he said

[jkdubs808]

I'm firing the doorman.
Again.

GOD DAMMIT WRECK PULL OUT THE APPLICATIONS

What he said

Any doorman can be bribed gina..............

[Left Hook]

In other, more disturbing, news... Mustang__1's girlfriend just admitted to jacking off her horse...

[mustang__1]

In other, more disturbing, news... Mustang__1's girlfriend just admitted to jacking off her horse...

i had been saving these for a rainy day, but....



there are others, but, there maybe a rainy day at some point i suppose...

[flyingtacks]

In other, more disturbing, news... Mustang__1's girlfriend just admitted to jacking off her horse...

Die in hell asshole

[Snaggletooth]

Niothing niew heare......

[celphtaught]

That's some pretty fucked up shit

[jkdubs808]

Wow...........just wow.


It's ok Wes.........really

[Left Hook]

Wow...........just wow.


It's ok Wes.........really

[Snaggletooth]

Wow...........just wow.


It's ok Wes.........really

wespy you looke diffrent in that vidio, whye????

[Left Hook]

Wow...........just wow.


It's ok Wes.........really

wespy you looke diffrent in that vidio, whye????

Squinting into a bright light.

[jkdubs808]

Wow...........just wow.


It's ok Wes.........really

Yeah, I have my moments. So do you apparently;

Im Gay

[Wreck™]

I'm firing the doorman.
Again.

GOD DAMMIT WRECK PULL OUT THE APPLICATIONS

It appears that the kids are pissing in the pool again.