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Here's our's: "Oh please, please, please let me one day be the SCOTW on SA." What's yours? Photo thanks to Ricardo Pinto from the Madeira Island RS:X 2012 European Championships.

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[SailnGame]

"Why can't I pull a Ben Ainsley on these media boats"

[pikeout]

"Get a grip"

[Abilyn Racing]

"Do you like it when I grab your windsurfing hardware?"

[Left Hook]

I'm getting all wet holding this big black pole...

[Somebody Else]

"Is this going to improve my man-handling as much as "Shake Weight™?"

[edthemainsailguy]

I knew I could make a jib work on this thing....

[Life Buoy 15]

She looks board.

[DRIFTW00D]

BUT Hes Port,,, "out bound"?

[Barkley]

"I'm glad I have my RS:X career to fall back on should this whole 'Russian Wife' thing fall through."

[boomer]

"What did I forget?"

[Omer]

Mom..... No i am not cold... please only half an hour....

[Obsessed]

Is this Anna Kournakova after her tennis career took a dive?

[Tasman]

Why can't I simply be appreciated for my sailing ability. Why don't you wannabees take the 'C' out of SCOTW?

[Tranquilo]

What harness?

[Seaferns]

"Why can't I pull a Ben Ainsley on these media boats"

do you want to get pulled up by ISAF?

[Seaferns]

She looks board.

washboard abs

[obnoxious]

'Did I lock the door......?'

[I did what?]

I pick things up, i put them down.

[MacGregor_Lover]

"Windsurfing isn't so bad. SCOTW on SA is better then Slut of the week on Thechive"

[14395]

"last place? Doesn't matter, went sailing."

[jameswilson29]

Does this sailboard make my butt look big?

[sailingk8]

Damn paparazzi!

[trimfast]

After closer inspection, this mast certainly is about the size I took last night.

[sailingk8]

I hope that freighter is turning!

[Nigel Texas]

Geez, that cruise ship looks awfully close to shore...

[dogdoo]

"I hope that asshole doesn't send the picture to Sailing Anarchy."

[shorethinglo]

Head to Wind(Win)!

[Daleeig]

Tidal Wave....Really?

[Yard Dog]

Oy, I should have stayed in Vladivostok.

[team t43]

waoww is it a plane , is it a bird , its...........

[tabman]

[simbert]

Damn, need to lose some weight!

[RATM]

Damn, need to lose some weight!

...I'll supply the gum and breath mints

[OatmealSavage]

"I think I beat that other board by an RCH!

[Dawg Gonit]

As she looks to the sky, she thinks "Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz, My friends all have Porches".

[The Big D]

Why did those guys tell me to hold this thing up anyway...dammit they've been gone along time...hey is that them up there on the deck drinking beer and watching me?...are those assholes laughing?

[Dawg Gonit]

Damn, I forgot to shave my underarms.....................

[Regatta Dog]

I'm getting all wet holding this big black pole...

You were in the wrong app when you hit send. This is SA, not Twitter.

Hi Wes.

[Left Hook]

I'm getting all wet holding this big black pole...

You were in the wrong app when you hit send. This is SA, not Twitter.

Hi Wes.

Oops! You're right.

Lets try this

I'm getting all wet watching her hold that big black pole...

[dde]

If she can handle that, she could probably handle me...

[killerken]

Please free up the angle and bump up the windspeed !!

[P_Wop]

Well played, sir.

[2high2tight]

I am why you need Viagra. and my hand is covering the tow line

[shite_detector]

"Gee, Kiteboarding looks like so much more fun"

[Solen]

I don't think I am ever catching up with my parrot!

[tonyquoll]

"Sh*t! Just go to... make it through the media boat wind-shadow... before I fall in backwards!"

[Psychowax]

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Calamity of so long life:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely, [poor]
The pangs of despised Love, the Law’s delay, [disprized]
The insolence of Office, and the Spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his Quietus make
With a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered Country, from whose bourn
No Traveller returns, Puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus Conscience does make Cowards of us all,
And thus the Native hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment, [pith]
With this regard their Currents turn awry, [away]
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Be all my sins remembered

[Strawberry]

"Is that the Arup Skiff flying past? All the girls hope that get's selected for 2016. Then I can ditch this board and sail a propper boat."

[tweaker]

I sure hope Mainsheetgirl is able to get out here soon. We are all pulling for her.