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#1 Friggin' in the Riggin'

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 05:56 PM

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 06:07 PM

Le Bumper

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 06:12 PM

Le Bumper

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 06:17 PM

The only thing keeping that car from taking a plunge is the spring line wrapped around the front wheel. Knife would take care of that, quickly.




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Posted 27 February 2012 - 06:30 PM

I wonder how quickly that guys insurance will drop him (no pun intended) when they find out they have to pay for the repair on that kroozer. I bet it'll go for 3-4 times the cost of that econo-box!

#6 bruno

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 06:44 PM

New Beetle, looks good from that angle.

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 07:41 PM

New Beetle, looks good from that angle.


Ummm....

Volkswagen doesn't make a 4 door New Beetle.

But other than that, good fail.

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#8 Randall Flagg

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:39 PM

I think for it to work properly, the rubber tires need to be facing the boat. Not the dock. Someone obviously put the fender on wrong.

#9 Rum Runner

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 09:23 PM

I wonder if the new VW Beetle floats like the old ones from the 70's?

#10 Asymptote

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 09:30 PM

Talk about product placement. Shouldn't they really buy an ad?

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 10:45 PM

The only thing keeping that car from taking a plunge is the spring line wrapped around the front wheel. Knife would take care of that, quickly.

That spring line has a lot of stretch if it can hold a car up. though on that boat I bet the line is worth more than the car.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 04:15 AM

Maybe the marina should put a curb around the docks so idiots who leave their car in neutral won't find it later in the drink.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:26 AM

The most interesting thing is that there had to be someone in it when it stopped; wonder how they got out or if they are still inside?

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:07 AM

the only sensible thing one can do with a beetle

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:38 AM

New Beetle, looks good from that angle.



Guys it is not a VW beetle.....it's a Citroen C3 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:00 AM


New Beetle, looks good from that angle.



Guys it is not a VW beetle.....it's a Citroen C3 :lol: :lol: :lol:



Quite right and Citroens have automatic handbrakes. I always wonder if you can trust them.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:33 AM

That happens when car manufacturers (citroen) keep on designing cars that look like fenders...



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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:58 AM

Its not another of those 'sculptures' by that artist who sawed a boat in half and mounted it on various harbour seabeds so it looked like a sinking boat is it?

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:01 AM

mea culpa, thought it looked like the new turbo, i stand corrected.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:43 AM

And we call it "Fahrvergnügen" or for the non QWERTZ type-rs Fahrvergnuegen...

wonder how "Autobahn approved" made it to cross the Atlantic

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:05 AM

I thought Captain Francisco Schettino was supposed to be under house arrest.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 11:16 AM

The boat is a Castro 82, located in Antibes, France...

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 12:02 PM

Sail Ronin Filming???

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:05 PM

We're gonna need a bigger gangway

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:12 PM

"Ah hell, I think a boat landed on us!"

Someone's ego got bruised real bad.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:15 PM

Is that an X-Yacht?

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:16 PM

I said hook the tender up to the davits!

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:16 PM

This is a economic political statement depicting social class warefare. David vs Golith photo opt. Much more effective than the human microphone. I beleieve tyhe owner of the VW should convert the bug and sail it across the channel.

#29 Haywire

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:37 PM

When launching the Castro 82's marina run-about using the spinnaker halyward, be sure to attach the lifting harness to BOTH the front and back lifting points.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:47 PM

Mate to Capt. "Hey Cap I think our charter party is here"

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:50 PM

taking the 'marina del rey racing stripe' to a new level. better be a turbo.

what a boat! between this and the 'selling the sailboat' thread I am feeling woefully inadequate.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:18 PM

Is that an X-Yacht?


are you a webtard.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:20 PM

It'll be interesting to see the "after" shots, once the car is removed. Posted Image

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:22 PM

Le voila! Maintenant, ou sont mes clefs?

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:22 PM

I couldn't find a dock-cart, so I got the car as close as I could.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:25 PM

the haulout will cost more than a new car...

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:26 PM

Sweet boat!

How about firing the guy who designed the dock without a bullrail?

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:43 PM

Could probably just throw the main halyard around the rear wheel and use the electric winch to pull the little shitter off while a car with another line pulls it into the parking lot.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:56 PM

"honey, hold my bordeaux, watch this!"

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:59 PM

Jealous of others who have cars, helicopters and other toys on their decks, Pierre tried too hard to fit in.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 03:09 PM

When I said 'fenders,' this is not what I meant.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 03:34 PM

[quote name='moondance44' timestamp='1330440197' post='3603369']
Could probably just throw the main halyard around the rear wheel and use the electric winch to pull the little shitter off while a car with another line pulls it into the parking lot.
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You rule. Thats an awesome idea. as long as the rope on the car in the parking lot holds.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 03:48 PM

He fell off the front (of the dock).

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 03:56 PM

Fail - still inside the enviroment.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 04:04 PM

If that car was mine, that's exactly what I would do with it.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 04:20 PM

Looks to me like a J/105 owner just showing up to the marina to go out for a sail

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 04:29 PM

Rubber Baby Bubby Bumper

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 04:40 PM

I never understood why there aren't more portable curbs to prevent situations like this (like we use in parking lots in the US). I always saw that setup in Europe and wondered how many cars went in the drink. Amsterdam seemed especially crazy with all the street parking just inches away from the edge of the canals, and no curbs!

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 04:56 PM

Car owner to boat owner, "Don't worry dude, it'll buff right out."

#50 Bob Perry

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:07 PM

You can get a lot more cars in the parking lot when you park them vertically.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:15 PM

I've done some stunt driving myself. Mostly in first generation Nazi go karts, they used to call them bugs. They were great in snow had great heat and super easy to hot wire if you needed a ride.
The ultimate road trip vechicle good on gas, which made for more beer money.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:18 PM

Clearly it's not a Smart Car!

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:21 PM

Brings new meaning to the saying: "marina del rey burgee"

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:23 PM

Le Bumper

Le Fender

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:27 PM

Hey fordeck, Skipper said leave the fenders on the the dock....

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:45 PM

New glasses required.

Marina not Carina.





PS. Carina is Latin for keel.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:49 PM

Only a yacht designer would come up with that point of view. Being the space conscious dude he is. LOL! Nice one Bob.


quote name='Bob Perry' timestamp='1330448865' post='3603573']
You can get a lot more cars in the parking lot when you park them vertically.
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:51 PM

If at first you don't succeed...

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:19 PM

Why to never let the new stewie drive the boat car.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:21 PM

Not wanting to be late for dock call, bob decided he'd drive from the bar straight to the boat...

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:21 PM

This is what happens when you take up two spaces

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:42 PM

Owner to crew: "Good job getting the new fender in place. Don't forget to pull it up on deck when we go out for our next sail".

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:00 PM

"... and after that we just gave up on movable ballast"

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:05 PM

Hey, you scratched my anchor?!

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:10 PM

I was wondering why many posters think its a beetle(and continue to even though its been pointed out many times its not), then I actually looked at the front page. Clean fucked up.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:12 PM

I never understood why there aren't more portable curbs to prevent situations like this (like we use in parking lots in the US). I always saw that setup in Europe and wondered how many cars went in the drink. Amsterdam seemed especially crazy with all the street parking just inches away from the edge of the canals, and no curbs!


Pretty much all of Europe is non-OHSA compliant. From the crazy-narrow steep staircases in old hotels to bizarre entrances and fixtures, I just about get a sore neck from shaking my head "That'll NEVER pass ADA-inspection....oh yeah...they don't care." Then check out the older back-roads in Italy - windy, narrow, no run-off, no guardrail - sometimes there will be a rusty piece of wire alongside a stunning dropoff. Not for the nervous.

But the comment about firing somebody for NOT having a bump-stop curb ? All you have to do is NOT drive over the edge, you know.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:53 PM

God this one could go on for days!! Getting popcorn......

FTR - I think Citroen C3 adds a LOT more time to the PHRF than a Volkswagon would, still handy for a quick run into town after the race though.

We really need a full blown caption contest for this......

Citroen C3- Its the new Cruiser Dink, fits on the foredeck - Mostly.

Citroen C3 - when you just cant drink anymore....

Citroen C3- not the way to set up spring lines...

Citroen C3 - no parking fees, no slip fees.....

Volkswagon - When you finally kill that Citroen C3.....

Alright- back to work.

Ohh wait - More !!!

Citroen C3 -when you have to let Clean take the car.

(we love you man)

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:03 PM

no, it's meant to work like this...

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:14 PM

Car owner to boat owner, "Don't worry dude, it'll buff right out."


Now, that's original.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:33 PM


I never understood why there aren't more portable curbs to prevent situations like this (like we use in parking lots in the US). I always saw that setup in Europe and wondered how many cars went in the drink. Amsterdam seemed especially crazy with all the street parking just inches away from the edge of the canals, and no curbs!


Pretty much all of Europe is non-OHSA compliant. From the crazy-narrow steep staircases in old hotels to bizarre entrances and fixtures, I just about get a sore neck from shaking my head "That'll NEVER pass ADA-inspection....oh yeah...they don't care." Then check out the older back-roads in Italy - windy, narrow, no run-off, no guardrail - sometimes there will be a rusty piece of wire alongside a stunning dropoff. Not for the nervous.

But the comment about firing somebody for NOT having a bump-stop curb ? All you have to do is NOT drive over the edge, you know.


Access ramps don't look that good on a 500 year old stone building.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:36 PM

Boat's at fault, not on starboard.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:51 PM

"Relax. My old man is a television repair man. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!"

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:02 PM

What a great advert for electronic parking breaks. BRING BACK THE HAND BREAK

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:06 PM

And now my son Phillipe will check ze keel for growth - Non, Phillipe, non!

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:17 PM

Done by a student of Captain Ron?

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:39 PM

Evil Knievel failed at jumping the Columbia River Gorge..So thinking a bit smaller...Failed to jump a boat..Same result...jumped a little short...

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:55 PM

Is that an X-Yacht?



No

it's an ex-wife <_<

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:05 PM


Is that an X-Yacht?



No

it's an ex-wife <_<


Nailed it! :D
No, not the ex, just the line.

#79 Bad Crew

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:11 PM

I think the correct term is
Far from fucking groovin
but my german (french) isn't that good.

#80 Beaver head

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:29 PM

So much for the girl friend trying to sneak on board!

#81 rule69

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:37 PM

A sudden jerk on the spring line?

A kellet for a surgey anchorage?

#82 Touch of Gray

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:40 PM

Evil Knievel failed at jumping the Columbia River Gorge..So thinking a bit smaller...Failed to jump a boat..Same result...jumped a little short...

Snake River

#83 One eye Jack

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:49 PM

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Evil Knievel failed at jumping the Columbia River Gorge..So thinking a bit smaller...Failed to jump a boat..Same result...jumped a little short...

Snake River


Thank you..

#84 blackensign

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 12:18 AM

Having scratched the paintwork on the way into the marina, the skipper decided the cheapest way to get it fixed was through the stewards car insurance...

#85 twist & depth

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 01:09 AM

went on a bender, ended up as a fender. Thats a big night.

#86 grifter

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 03:43 AM

Kinda looks like the latest in mobile pnuematic self adjusting fending technology from Citroen.... :P

#87 highndry

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 08:24 AM

you mean the car IS an airbag ?

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 09:13 AM

You ruined my yacht with your citroen???
I will wreck your sucking "Trapanelle" with my Volskwagen Passat !!!!!

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#89 Sinewave

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 10:44 AM

He was advised to top up the radiator.....?? Posted Image

#90 gsloat

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 01:07 PM

It was actually the Stewardess from another yacht in the harbor who forgot to set the parking brake on the car. Unfortunatelly not the first time this happen in Antibes. Bit hard to explain to the owner.

#91 WhoaTed

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 01:31 PM

Another French fail. Christ, even the Haitians have this figured out.



#92 Drewbius

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 03:32 PM

It's the new Farrier folding automobile tender.

#93 saulnier

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 03:54 PM

It's a rolling tender

#94 hobie17li

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 03:56 PM

We want to see the Stewardess's tits, please

#95 JohnMB

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 04:00 PM

Having scratched the paintwork on the way into the marina, the skipper decided the cheapest way to get it fixed was through the stewards car insurance...


definitely a winner

#96 Johnc7777

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 05:43 PM

Another Tender Bender

#97 damnyankee

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 06:21 PM

We want to see the Stewardess's tits, please


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#98 Inter 20

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 07:47 PM

Looks to me like a J/105 owner just showing up to the marina to go out for a sail

What's wrong, Seposito? Did your inflatable girlfriend spring a leak or did she just float away? Aren't you tired of spewing non-stop keyboard diarrhea about J-105s? Get a life or, at a minimum, some professional help.

#99 Windward

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 09:25 PM

Almost in the "environment".

#100 SPORTSCAR

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 10:04 PM

Inside overlap!




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