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#201 plchacker

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 03:54 PM


Well, I thought maybe I was dreaming last night when I heard some different kinds of noises coming from somewhere out in the woods, around 0130. But it looks like my suspicions are confirmed. Great..... :P


http://myfwc.com/wil...ls/land/coyote/


From your linky...

"There is no closed season on coyotes in Florida. Legal methods of take are by gun, bow or snare. Steel traps and hunting at night with a light can be conducted only by special permit issued by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, and use of poisons to kill coyotes is illegal."

Might be a prob for you getting a hunting license, let alone the night/light permit bein' an undocumented alien and all :ph34r:


Trust me, nobody in Florida, well except our own gaytor, will mind if you kill a 'yote or three.

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:09 PM



Well, I thought maybe I was dreaming last night when I heard some different kinds of noises coming from somewhere out in the woods, around 0130. But it looks like my suspicions are confirmed. Great..... :P


http://myfwc.com/wil...ls/land/coyote/


From your linky...

"There is no closed season on coyotes in Florida. Legal methods of take are by gun, bow or snare. Steel traps and hunting at night with a light can be conducted only by special permit issued by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, and use of poisons to kill coyotes is illegal."

Might be a prob for you getting a hunting license, let alone the night/light permit bein' an undocumented alien and all :ph34r:


Trust me, nobody in Florida, well except our own gaytor, will mind if you kill a 'yote or three.

:) three hundred ?





:angry: ,but don't you be shootin' no dayum holes in my Gaytor hide.


:ph34r: , or I'll turn yer ass inta Immigration my own dayum self.

#203 grabbler

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:13 PM



Well, I thought maybe I was dreaming last night when I heard some different kinds of noises coming from somewhere out in the woods, around 0130. But it looks like my suspicions are confirmed. Great..... :P


http://myfwc.com/wil...ls/land/coyote/


From your linky...

"There is no closed season on coyotes in Florida. Legal methods of take are by gun, bow or snare. Steel traps and hunting at night with a light can be conducted only by special permit issued by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, and use of poisons to kill coyotes is illegal."

Might be a prob for you getting a hunting license, let alone the night/light permit bein' an undocumented alien and all :ph34r:


Trust me, nobody in Florida, well except our own gaytor, will mind if you kill a 'yote or three.


Should have used the sarcasm quotes I guess....



#204 R Booth

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:40 PM


Well, I thought maybe I was dreaming last night when I heard some different kinds of noises coming from somewhere out in the woods, around 0130. But it looks like my suspicions are confirmed. Great..... :P


http://myfwc.com/wil...ls/land/coyote/


From your linky...

"There is no closed season on coyotes in Florida. Legal methods of take are by gun, bow or snare. Steel traps and hunting at night with a light can be conducted only by special permit issued by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, and use of poisons to kill coyotes is illegal."

Might be a prob for you getting a hunting license, let alone the night/light permit bein' an undocumented alien and all :ph34r:



I've gotten real good at pulling down my hat further and whistling La Cucaracha whenever I'm near any LEO's.....

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 07:38 PM

Try swimming to shore and declare PolitiCAL Asylum Posted Image

Back Home (here) you could get MediCal & Welfare w/o any ID or knowledge of the queens language Posted Image

Shuddah applied before you left and just transferred

#206 A_guy_in_the_Chesapeake

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 09:15 PM

Boothy -

If you see a coyote - blast it. Don't think - just do it. My neighbor lost calves - and I've given my son instruction that when I'm not home to grab the .30-.30 or my 12 gauge outta the gun safe and blast any of 'em he sees. You don't want the pack gettin' comfy at your place - our kids and pets won't be safe from bein' bothered.

Oh yeah - after a while - the bugs will leave ya alone - 'cause you'll start to smell like someone from there, and not someone from off somewheres. :-)
cigars, constantly lit - are also a help.

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 11:27 AM

:unsure: I dunno,,

, bitin' bugz, ravenous giant zombie pythons, man eating plants, hidin' out from immigration fuzz, packs of 'yote terrorists around the two holer,,


"La Cucaracha"(*) might need ta bug out & "lay low" in the mountains for a while.


Look for some kind of log cabin or something.


, with a little bit of luck,, find one with some food stashed



It's a Quandry, I tells ya,, in Conundrum Creek, Colorado




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Posted 20 April 2012 - 06:16 PM

http://www.survivali...ad.php?t=120889

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 06:40 PM

http://www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=120889



Dude, you rok. Gracias for that.....

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 06:46 PM


http://www.survivali...ad.php?t=120889



Dude, you rok. Gracias for that.....


Oh Fuck!!!....I may have to go watch Boothy tear into that group....field trip??? :ph34r:

Shit Hits The Fan scenario

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 08:36 PM



http://www.survivali...ad.php?t=120889



Dude, you rok. Gracias for that.....


Oh Fuck!!!....I may have to go watch Boothy tear into that group....field trip??? :ph34r:

Shit Hits The Fan scenario



Ricky going squirrel hunting?

Aim for the tinfoil hats. :P

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 12:40 PM


http://www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=120889



Dude, you rok. Gracias for that.....


you're welcome.
you seem to be going in that direction...
or did you have a Friday field trip :rolleyes:

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 07:24 PM

How's the rain treatin ya Rick? I'm watching that shit head your way from the ship. Looks like more comin as well.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 08:25 PM

It comes & goes but I'm guessing there's been at least an inch and a half of it already today. Which is about a fifth of what Hell-A gets in a year. But at least it's a warm rain so my twenty two day streak of wearing shorts and go-heads is still going DiMaggio strong.

Be safe out there Dubz---I see some red over the blue on W/Underground....

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 02:01 AM

Be safe out there Dubz---I see some red over the blue on W/Underground....


Always my friend, always. Our next job isn't until Tuesday looks like, so we'll be making sure the dock doesn't sink for a couple more days here in beautiful Fourchon, Louisiana.

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 02:23 AM

here in beautiful Fourchon, Louisiana.

Scarasim at thisse laite daite.... :)

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 03:25 AM


here in beautiful Fourchon, Louisiana.

Scarasim at thisse laite daite.... :)


You caught me snags.........

How do you do it?

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 02:52 AM

at least ya got yer self a boat sorted ...eh

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 03:44 AM



9). The fuking DMV told me that I need to produce my original S/S card before I can get a driver's license. Which would be fine.....except that I haven't seen it since the late 70's. Add to that that they also wanna see my original birth certificate (yes, the long form one), which is another document I can't find. And it also doesn't help that not only did my Kali drivers license expire back in November, but my passport did also---3 days ago.


1. Renew your passport
2. Use new passport to do all that other crap.


Or take the opportunity to change your name to Skink and run for governator.

I'll pitch in to buy him an orange jump suit and shower cap

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 03:52 AM




9). The fuking DMV told me that I need to produce my original S/S card before I can get a driver's license. Which would be fine.....except that I haven't seen it since the late 70's. Add to that that they also wanna see my original birth certificate (yes, the long form one), which is another document I can't find. And it also doesn't help that not only did my Kali drivers license expire back in November, but my passport did also---3 days ago.


1. Renew your passport
2. Use new passport to do all that other crap.


Or take the opportunity to change your name to Skink and run for governator.

I'll pitch in to buy him an orange jump suit and shower cap


I'll kick in for the soap-on-a-rope, can't be too careful... :P

Wouldn't have these problems in Cali, I hear One bill Gil is at it again. Posted Image

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 07:29 PM

RB, you should drive over and check this out.

http://www.smithregatta.com/

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:44 PM

You caught me snags.........

How do you do it?

Magice

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 02:24 AM

Back to FL in about a week. Sweeeeeet deal......gettin this fuck off this boat!

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 12:09 PM

RB, you should drive over and check this out.

http://www.smithregatta.com/


mullet republic lol

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 12:11 PM

Back to FL in about a week. Sweeeeeet deal......gettin this fuck off this boat!

cruise ship?

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:12 AM


Back to FL in about a week. Sweeeeeet deal......gettin this fuck off this boat!

cruise ship?


Supply vessel in the Gulf of Mexico.

Actually we're a deep well stimulation vessel. Basically a floating roto-rooter. Large pumps sending acid, sand, mixed fluids down the well to clean it and stimulate the fluids in the drill well to come up the piping. the boat is chartered by Halliburton for various oil companies but run by us.

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:19 AM

Well Dubs, you have fun cleaning out the oil companies toilets tonite. Me? I got invited to go 'shrimpin' tomorrow morning. Or 'crabbin'. Not sure which.... but whatever, it entails the water.....so it can't be all bad...

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:40 AM

If its with Grabbler I'm sure there will be mass quantities if beer consumed in the process......and that always leads to a good time no matter what.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:13 AM

RB, you should drive over and check this out.

http://www.smithregatta.com/


I swear... this is making me all homesick.

I used to walk around Shell Pt as a 5 year old, gathering various hideous sea creatures
and scaring my older sister with them :ph34r:

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:16 AM

I'm pretty sure Boothy was doin that this morning.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:38 AM

Yikes!

I didn't even know he knew my older sister.

Cafeful Rico, she'll tell Mom and we'll all be in trouble :o

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:26 AM

So, Country Boy, was it shrimp or crabs on the menu tonight?

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:28 AM

How did the crabbing go Rico?

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:46 AM

Since I don't have a fishing licence yet ('cuz I basically still have no fuking legit ID, aside from a datec photo of me in a newspaper from '75), I just went for a ride and sat back and learned how to catch the elusive Blue Crab of Big Bend. It's really complicated, probably harder than fly fishing for Golden trout in the High Sierras. But in a nutshell, here's how you do it;

1). Tie one rotten raw chicken leg to a piece of clothes line. Toss it waaaay the fuk out into the canal---five, six feet will do.

2). Pop open a Busch.

3). Knock back three big gulps.

4). Put beer down, slowly pull in clothes line, keeping an eye on rotten chicken leg. Blue crab should be hanging on, munching away.

5). Snag hungry crab with six foot long scoop net. Put crab in ice chest, finish beer.

6). Wash, rinse, drink, repeat. Again. And again. And again......

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:59 AM

Since I don't have a fishing licence yet ('cuz I basically still have no fuking legit ID, aside from a datec photo of me in a newspaper from '75), I just went for a ride and sat back and learned how to catch the elusive Blue Crab of Big Bend. It's really complicated, probably harder than fly fishing for Golden trout in the High Sierras. But in a nutshell, here's how you do it;

1). Tie one rotten raw chicken leg to a piece of clothes line. Toss it waaaay the fuk out into the canal---five, six feet will do.

2). Pop open a Busch.

3). Knock back three big gulps.

4). Put beer down, slowly pull in clothes line, keeping an eye on rotten chicken leg. Blue crab should be hanging on, munching away.

5). Snag hungry crab with six foot long scoop net. Put crab in ice chest, finish beer.

6). Wash, rinse, drink, repeat. Again. And again. And again......


That chickenleg method brings back a lot of memories of when I was young lass.
Isn't the water clear enough around those parts to wade with the net and scoop the fuckers up, thus bypassing the chicken dance? Just drag the cooler (attach those swim noodles around the outside of it) behind you so your not too far from your beer.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:00 AM

chicken-necker :rolleyes:

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:36 AM

2). Pop open a Busch.



WTF Ricky, going native? :blink:

Taste buds must be the first thing to go. :(

Stopped in at my favorite little taqueria Friday, carne asada tacos, only güero in the place. :P B)

You can check out any time you like...

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 08:36 AM

Since I don't have a fishing licence yet ('cuz I basically still have no fuking legit ID, aside from a datec photo of me in a newspaper from '75), I just went for a ride and sat back and learned how to catch the elusive Blue Crab of Big Bend. It's really complicated, probably harder than fly fishing for Golden trout in the High Sierras. But in a nutshell, here's how you do it;

1). Tie one rotten raw chicken leg to a piece of clothes line. Toss it waaaay the fuk out into the canal---five, six feet will do.

2). Pop open a Busch.

3). Knock back three big gulps.

4). Put beer down, slowly pull in clothes line, keeping an eye on rotten chicken leg. Blue crab should be hanging on, munching away.

5). Snag hungry crab with six foot long scoop net. Put crab in ice chest, finish beer.

6). Wash, rinse, drink, repeat. Again. And again. And again......


Some may have missed the critical part of this procedure. The chicken must be rotten. Green and stinky. I learned this one frustrating day on a bridge, watching the people next to us haul in crab after crab on their stinky chicken while our fresh chicken sat on the bottom, uneaten.

When they got enough and prepared to leave, they took pity and gave us the gift of stinky, green chicken. We caught a buttload of crabs. Then I spilled the crab bucket, causing a scene that was funny beyond my ability to describe it.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 08:39 AM

Little-known blue crab fact: when you go to the Chesapeake area to eat their famous blue crabs, there is a fair chance that the crabs you eat were caught by the Peace River Seafood Company right here in Punta Gorda. Our harbor has way more than we could eat.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 08:43 AM

Since I don't have a fishing licence yet ('cuz I basically still have no fuking legit ID, aside from a datec photo of me in a newspaper from '75), I just went for a ride and sat back and learned how to catch the elusive Blue Crab of Big Bend. It's really complicated, probably harder than fly fishing for Golden trout in the High Sierras. But in a nutshell, here's how you do it;

1). Tie one rotten raw chicken leg to a piece of clothes line. Toss it waaaay the fuk out into the canal---five, six feet will do.

2). Pop open a Busch.

3). Knock back three big gulps.

4). Put beer down, slowly pull in clothes line, keeping an eye on rotten chicken leg. Blue crab should be hanging on, munching away.

5). Snag hungry crab with six foot long scoop net. Put crab in ice chest, finish beer.

6). Wash, rinse, drink, repeat. Again. And again. And again......


Blue swimmer crabs? We used to use dab nets or rakes

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:23 AM

Very similar critters. They come up into fresh water to spawn. This is the neighbor kid, who sometimes catches them in the creek and puts them in my pond. They get pretty big in there. The only thing in the pond that will kill them is a bigger blue crab.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:35 PM

Little-known blue crab fact: when you go to the Chesapeake area to eat their famous blue crabs, there is a fair chance that the crabs you eat were caught by the Peace River Seafood Company right here in Punta Gorda. Our harbor has way more than we could eat.


Yep. Either there,Central America or Indonesia. Canned crab is almost never "native" Chesapeake crab. With pretty tight restrictions on the Chesapeake harvest to protect the health of the fishery, others have stepped in to meet the demand.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:48 PM

Since I don't have a fishing licence yet ('cuz I basically still have no fuking legit ID, aside from a datec photo of me in a newspaper from '75), I just went for a ride and sat back and learned how to catch the elusive Blue Crab of Big Bend. It's really complicated, probably harder than fly fishing for Golden trout in the High Sierras. But in a nutshell, here's how you do it;

1). Tie one rotten raw chicken leg to a piece of clothes line. Toss it waaaay the fuk out into the canal---five, six feet will do.

2). Pop open a Busch.

3). Knock back three big gulps.

4). Put beer down, slowly pull in clothes line, keeping an eye on rotten chicken leg. Blue crab should be hanging on, munching away.

5). Snag hungry crab with six foot long scoop net. Put crab in ice chest, finish beer.

6). Wash, rinse, drink, repeat. Again. And again. And again......



Man, that brings back memories of my childhood in coastal GA. Without the beer, though. I didn't start that until I was 16 or so and by then I'd moved inland. Good times!

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:38 PM

If its with Grabbler I'm sure there will be mass quantities if beer consumed in the process......and that always leads to a good time no matter what.


Sorry I missed the crabbing trip.....wiped the drawn butter and hot sauce grease stains off your face yet Rico??....Jr. and I made a quick trip up to Starkeville MS. for a weekend of beer and MSU vs. Ole Miss baseball.....however we did take time out (not from beer drinking) to build this beauty .....

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A brand new 4-stroke blower magically becomes a granular herbicide disperser with the help of a couple of High Lifes and shit sitting around the shop.... perfect for this thread I thought

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:47 PM


If its with Grabbler I'm sure there will be mass quantities if beer consumed in the process......and that always leads to a good time no matter what.


Sorry I missed the crabbing trip.....wiped the drawn butter and hot sauce grease stains off your face yet Rico??....Jr. and I made a quick trip up to Starkeville MS. for a weekend of beer and MSU vs. Ole Miss baseball.....however we did take time out (not from beer drinking) to build this beauty .....

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A brand new 4-stroke blower magically becomes a granular herbicide disperser with the help of a couple of High Lifes and shit sitting around the shop.... perfect for this thread I thought



You ought to put a scope on that.:P

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:14 PM

Jesus Grabbler, that's a thing of beauty!!

Thinkin of comin up there for cinco de drinko. Me and the girl tryin to figure something to do. Dropped Rico a pm but no answer yet. We're totally down for drunken redneckness

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:19 PM

Marylanders eat more crabs than we can catch. Believe it or not, we are a crab IMPORTING state.

Little-known blue crab fact: when you go to the Chesapeake area to eat their famous blue crabs, there is a fair chance that the crabs you eat were caught by the Peace River Seafood Company right here in Punta Gorda. Our harbor has way more than we could eat.






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