64 replies to this topic

[Regatta Dog]

You are not doing anyone any good. The country, the party, humanity -- fail, fail, fail.

Please just shut the fuck up.

Please?

[Spatial Ed]

Kill joy.

[ease the sheet!]

does this mean i have to spend more time with the family?

[Dorado]

Easy now, RD

There's a lot of peeps here on PA who depend on Happy Jack.

They would miss him terribly.

[Happy Jack]

You are not doing anyone any good. The country, the party, humanity -- fail, fail, fail.

Please just shut the fuck up.

Please?

The party?

[Regatta Dog]

People might experience free exchange of ideas if you'd throttle back a bit.

You and your ilk on the other side are the problem. Ass holes in the extreme all for want of attention.

It would be nice to experience civil, political discourse amongst sailors without the crap.

God, what an insufferable cunt.

[ease the sheet!]

People might experience free exchange of ideas if you'd throttle back a bit.

God, what an insufferable cunt.

some would call that harsh. not me

[Happy Jack]

People might experience free exchange of ideas if you'd throttle back a bit.

You and your ilk on the other side are the problem. Ass holes in the extreme all for want of attention.

It would be nice to experience civil, political discourse amongst sailors without the crap.

God, what an insufferable cunt.

This may surprise you but I appreciate your comments.

... Maybe not so much the last one.

[Regatta Dog]

People might experience free exchange of ideas if you'd throttle back a bit.

You and your ilk on the other side are the problem. Ass holes in the extreme all for want of attention.

It would be nice to experience civil, political discourse amongst sailors without the crap.

God, what an insufferable cunt.

This may surprise you but I appreciate your comments.

... Maybe not so much the last one.

Consider the last comment an accepted usage of an exclamation point, as defined in Appendix F of The Chicago Manual of Style.

[Damaged Goods]

Happy Crack, I hate your guts, but would defend your right to be a cunt on PA any day with someone else's offspring (sorta like the neocon Congress of the GWB era who led us into two wars without end). I'm sincere.

[Happy Jack]

People might experience free exchange of ideas if you'd throttle back a bit.

You and your ilk on the other side are the problem. Ass holes in the extreme all for want of attention.

It would be nice to experience civil, political discourse amongst sailors without the crap.

God, what an insufferable cunt.

This may surprise you but I appreciate your comments.

... Maybe not so much the last one.

Consider the last comment an accepted usage of an exclamation point, as defined in Appendix F of The Chicago Manual of Style.

A civil discourse would please me as well. Do you really think I'm the reason it does not exist? I would wager that the rate that I post straight, thoughtful responses is higher than any two on my typical antagonists. I'm afraid you are wrong to imagine my departure would heal this place.

[Dorado]

Oh come on now.

PA doesn't need healing. This place is strictly for sporting purposes only.

Nobody actually takes this crap seriously.

Do they ?

[mustang__1]

does this mean i have to spend more time with the family?

you dont have to go home but you can(t) stay here...

[benwynn]

Consider the last comment an accepted usage of an exclamation point, as defined in Appendix F of The Chicago Manual of Style.

A civil discourse would please me as well. Do you really think I'm the reason it does not exist? I would wager that the rate that I post straight, thoughtful responses is higher than any two on my typical antagonists. I'm afraid you are wrong to imagine my departure would heal this place.

I doubt it would heal the place, but it would at least scab over.

I think the problem is you are just plain annoying the shit out of people. I'm thinking you can't exhibit half the personality traits in real life that you exhibit on this forum, otherwise, someone would have put you the hospital long ago.

- You're a narcissist, compelled to share every detail of your life with us from where you went to school, to the nationality of your wife, to the brands of cars you drive, the hobbies you have, and the amount of dirt you've moved on a particular day.

- You're a bigot, assigning negative character traits en masse to liberals and democrats. Granted, you've toned it down a bit since I posted the definition of the word.

- You are a hypocrite, playing the victim of name calling on minute, then calling someone an ass and defending YOUR name calling with suggestions to "stop whining."

- You constantly build strawmen, telling people what they think or who they support, presumably because arguing against their actual position is too tough for you.

I don't think you need to go anywhere. Just work on these:

1. When you want to tell us a detail about your life, remind yourself that nobody here gives a fuck.

2. When you feel compelled to call someone out on a negative character trait, note that this trait cannot neccessarily be extrapolted to millions of other people who happen to vote the same way.

3. If you enjoy figuratively punching people, don't run home to mommy when you get punched yourself.

4. When someone tells you they don't care for Obama, stick your neck out once in a while and make the wild ass assumption that they probably don't care for Obama.


Now if your goal is to annoy the shit out of people, ignore all of this. To be honest, you've been so entertaining so far I would not be disapointed if you didn't change a thing.

Ben

[JBSF]

You are not doing anyone any good. The country, the party, humanity -- fail, fail, fail.

Please just shut the fuck up.

Please?

Harrummph!

[mikewof]

Oh come on now.

PA doesn't need healing. This place is strictly for sporting purposes only.

Nobody actually takes this crap seriously.

Do they ?

I take the crap seriously.

I find that reading PA on the shitter really helps with a serious delivery.

[mikewof]

I like Jack and don't find him annoying or offensive in the slightest.

He's a Canadian who doesn't seem to show any interest in hockey and, has an unnatural obsession with politics the way the rest of us have an unnatural (and downright immoral) obsession with boobies.

Speaking of which, where the fuck are the tits in this thread?

Jack, I believe a posting of your favorite saddlebags might quiet these cowpokes down.

[atoyot]

How about combining boobies & politics - with a post of Sara Palin's tits.

[Mike G]

Who is this "Happy Jack" you guys are talking about?

[TMSAIL]

Who is this "Happy Jack" you guys are talking about?

Exactly. If he annoys you ignore him Starting a thread like this is well so happy like.

[JBSF]

How about combining boobies & politics - with a post of Sara Palin's tits.

Not sarah palin, but here are two of happy's favorite boobs....

[craigiri]

I take the crap seriously.

I find that reading PA on the shitter really helps with a serious delivery.

Remind me not to borrow your laptop.

[mr_fabulous]

People might experience free exchange of ideas if you'd throttle back a bit.

You and your ilk on the other side are the problem. Ass holes in the extreme all for want of attention.

It would be nice to experience civil, political discourse amongst sailors without the crap.

God, what an insufferable cunt.

This may surprise you but I appreciate your comments.

... Maybe not so much the last one.

Consider the last comment an accepted usage of an exclamation point, as defined in Appendix F of The Chicago Manual of Style.

ROFLcopter...

[notallthere]

Seems like as good of a place as any for this:

[Occams Razor]

nice!

[another 505 sailor]

High functioning Aspergers.
It's not his fault.

[Chuck D.]

High functioning Aspergers.
It's not his fault.

Unless, of course, one's political philosophy dictates that no matter the circumstance, any deficiency is still the individual's responsibility to effectively deal with and overcome. Whatevs, a fail is a fail.

[Bull Gator]

Consider the last comment an accepted usage of an exclamation point, as defined in Appendix F of The Chicago Manual of Style.

A civil discourse would please me as well. Do you really think I'm the reason it does not exist? I would wager that the rate that I post straight, thoughtful responses is higher than any two on my typical antagonists. I'm afraid you are wrong to imagine my departure would heal this place.

I doubt it would heal the place, but it would at least scab over.

I think the problem is you are just plain annoying the shit out of people. I'm thinking you can't exhibit half the personality traits in real life that you exhibit on this forum, otherwise, someone would have put you the hospital long ago.

- You're a narcissist, compelled to share every detail of your life with us from where you went to school, to the nationality of your wife, to the brands of cars you drive, the hobbies you have, and the amount of dirt you've moved on a particular day.

- You're a bigot, assigning negative character traits en masse to liberals and democrats. Granted, you've toned it down a bit since I posted the definition of the word.

- You are a hypocrite, playing the victim of name calling on minute, then calling someone an ass and defending YOUR name calling with suggestions to "stop whining."

- You constantly build strawmen, telling people what they think or who they support, presumably because arguing against their actual position is too tough for you.

I don't think you need to go anywhere. Just work on these:

1. When you want to tell us a detail about your life, remind yourself that nobody here gives a fuck.

2. When you feel compelled to call someone out on a negative character trait, note that this trait cannot neccessarily be extrapolted to millions of other people who happen to vote the same way.

3. If you enjoy figuratively punching people, don't run home to mommy when you get punched yourself.

4. When someone tells you they don't care for Obama, stick your neck out once in a while and make the wild ass assumption that they probably don't care for Obama.


Now if your goal is to annoy the shit out of people, ignore all of this. To be honest, you've been so entertaining so far I would not be disapointed if you didn't change a thing.

Ben

He's also a sociopath the bit where he made up a story about dead son was especially chilling

[Olsonist]

Mormon porn.

[Jon Eisberg]

You are not doing anyone any good. The country, the party, humanity -- fail, fail, fail.

Please just shut the fuck up.

Please?

Unfortunately, the timing couldn't be worse for imploring him to do so...

His recent rest cure in the mountains of North Carolina have reinvigorated him for the "coming campaign"... And, now with the pollsters providing him with whack-off material on a daily basis, it's unlikely anyone is gonna be able to suppress his coming orgy of Pollgasms between now and November...

Insufferable as he may be, he still provides some of the finest entertainment to be found here... Hell, I'd simply be happy if he could refrain from starting a new thread every time a new poll is released, and do as B.J suggests - simply establish one thread where all poll-related posts could be placed from now on...

That way, most of us who realize polling is essentially meaningless this far out could follow it all as one might a televised NASCAR race, or NBA game - sitting down and really paying attention to the last 20 laps, or final few minutes...

[elle]

How about combining boobies & politics - with a post of Sara Palin's tits.

Not sarah palin, but here are two of happy's favorite boobs....

[Sol Rosenberg]

it's unlikely anyone is gonna be able to suppress his coming orgy of Pollgasms between now and November...

Hey check out this Ridgeline I saw the other day. SOP....

[Spatial Ed]

http://www.flickr.co...biz/2563477868/
Two great taints, two greater taints together.

[Bus Driver]

Seems like as good of a place as any for this:

Even the Columbia Medical School staff is getting into the swing of things.

[Olsonist]

I wonder what it'd take to get the Ed to pin this topic?

[ease the sheet!]

lets be honest for a minute. do we really want him to go? i am the only one who feels more superior when reading his posts?

[mikewof]

I think there is perhaps one thing we can all agree on about Jack; he has some thick alligator skin.

Folks here insult me and I fire back like sensitive girly-man I am. But Jack gets all kinds of insults heaped onto him like Poligrip on the vicar's teeth, and he just keeps doing his thing. I can't remember when I've ever seen Jack insult someone for insulting him. It's eerily remarkable. He's kind of like Jesus with a Ridgeline.

[Happy Jack]

I think there is perhaps one thing we can all agree on about Jack; he has some thick alligator skin.

Folks here insult me and I fire back like sensitive girly-man I am. But Jack gets all kinds of insults heaped onto him like Poligrip on the vicar's teeth, and he just keeps doing his thing. I can't remember when I've ever seen Jack insult someone for insulting him. It's eerily remarkable. He's kind of like Jesus with a Ridgeline.

These guys are amateurs.

[d'ranger]

I think there is perhaps one thing we can all agree on about Jack; he has some thick alligator skin.

Folks here insult me and I fire back like sensitive girly-man I am. But Jack gets all kinds of insults heaped onto him like Poligrip on the vicar's teeth, and he just keeps doing his thing. I can't remember when I've ever seen Jack insult someone for insulting him. It's eerily remarkable. He's kind of like Jesus with a Ridgeline.

Well, to be fair you are reading him in reincarnation. There were several versions of Happy that weren't so happy. When I arrived here he was in full force insult mode that included a goodbye lasting for many, many months. Somewhere in there he went ePostal and started threatening lawsuits. I think I did my best writing then re: eLawyers. It was years ago and my inability to remember what I said or write that was funny has kept me off the stage.

He has better drugs now.

[Sol Rosenberg]

I think there is perhaps one thing we can all agree on about Jack; he has some thick alligator skin.

Folks here insult me and I fire back like sensitive girly-man I am. But Jack gets all kinds of insults heaped onto him like Poligrip on the vicar's teeth, and he just keeps doing his thing. I can't remember when I've ever seen Jack insult someone for insulting him. It's eerily remarkable. He's kind of like Jesus with a Ridgeline.

Well, to be fair you are reading him in reincarnation. There were several versions of Happy that weren't so happy. When I arrived here he was in full force insult mode that included a goodbye lasting for many, many months. Somewhere in there he went ePostal and started threatening lawsuits. I think I did my best writing then re: eLawyers. It was years ago and my inability to remember what I said or write that was funny has kept me off the stage.

He has better drugs now.

Simple Jack is not the same person as Spreading Malarkey. He said so.

[benwynn]

I think there is perhaps one thing we can all agree on about Jack; he has some thick alligator skin.

Folks here insult me and I fire back like sensitive girly-man I am. But Jack gets all kinds of insults heaped onto him like Poligrip on the vicar's teeth, and he just keeps doing his thing. I can't remember when I've ever seen Jack insult someone for insulting him. It's eerily remarkable. He's kind of like Jesus with a Ridgeline.

Really? I don't think you're paying attention. I have to admit though, he insults large groups of people more than individuals.

That's how bigots roll.

Ben

[B.J. Porter]

I think there is perhaps one thing we can all agree on about Jack; he has some thick alligator skin.

Folks here insult me and I fire back like sensitive girly-man I am. But Jack gets all kinds of insults heaped onto him like Poligrip on the vicar's teeth, and he just keeps doing his thing. I can't remember when I've ever seen Jack insult someone for insulting him. It's eerily remarkable. He's kind of like Jesus with a Ridgeline.

Well, to be fair you are reading him in reincarnation. There were several versions of Happy that weren't so happy. When I arrived here he was in full force insult mode that included a goodbye lasting for many, many months. Somewhere in there he went ePostal and started threatening lawsuits. I think I did my best writing then re: eLawyers. It was years ago and my inability to remember what I said or write that was funny has kept me off the stage.

He has better drugs now.

Simple Jack is not the same person as Spreading Malarkey. He said so.

If he said it, I believe it.

[ease the sheet!]

i will give him credit for his thick skin.
It does make things less fun.

[B.J. Porter]

lets be honest for a minute. do we really want him to go? i am the only one who feels more superior when reading his posts?

My bar isn't set so low that someone at his level even registers vis-a-vis making me feel in any way superior.

That would be like thinking you deserve a prize for academic achievement because you don't ride the short bus.

[JBSF]

Even the Columbia Medical School staff is getting into the swing of things.

That's quite a boner!

[wabbiteer]

Even the Columbia Medical School staff is getting into the swing of things.

That's quite a boner!

He looks like a stiff.

[Olsonist]

She sucked the life out of him.

[JBSF]

I guess she really DOES have some skeletons in her past.

[mikewof]

He has better drugs now.

Speaking of which, I'm drinking a Monster Rehab now, 15 grams of protein.

I recommend one to anyone who wants to taste just how heinous a soft drink can be. It tastes like a dentist's chair after being marinated in the ass sweat of a menopausal Nicaraguan pack donkey.

[Bus Driver]

He has better drugs now.

Speaking of which, I'm drinking a Monster Rehab now, 15 grams of protein.

I recommend one to anyone who wants to taste just how heinous a soft drink can be. It tastes like a dentist's chair after being marinated in the ass sweat of a menopausal Nicaraguan pack donkey.

Sorry, but I will have to take your word for it that you have a frame of reference with which to make that comparison.

[atoyot]

...like a dentist's chair after being marinated in the ass sweat of a menopausal Nicaraguan pack donkey.

I'm going to have to write that down just in case of..... I don't even know what, but sooner or later, it's going to become a great quote.

Thanks.

[mikewof]

He has better drugs now.

Speaking of which, I'm drinking a Monster Rehab now, 15 grams of protein.

I recommend one to anyone who wants to taste just how heinous a soft drink can be. It tastes like a dentist's chair after being marinated in the ass sweat of a menopausal Nicaraguan pack donkey.

Sorry, but I will have to take your word for it that you have a frame of reference with which to make that comparison.

1997, Dental Equipment Suppliers Conference, Lima Peru ... it's taken a lot of expensive booze and cheap therapy for me to forget the rest.

[another 505 sailor]

I guess she really DOES have some skeletons in her past.

One of the best I've heard in a while. Well done.

[Bus Driver]

He has better drugs now.

Speaking of which, I'm drinking a Monster Rehab now, 15 grams of protein.

I recommend one to anyone who wants to taste just how heinous a soft drink can be. It tastes like a dentist's chair after being marinated in the ass sweat of a menopausal Nicaraguan pack donkey.

Sorry, but I will have to take your word for it that you have a frame of reference with which to make that comparison.

1997, Dental Equipment Suppliers Conference, Lima Peru ... it's taken a lot of expensive booze and cheap therapy for me to forget the rest.

I would have gone with smell and not taste, but, oh well.

Kinda like my buddy who proceeded to drink himself silly after his first blow-job, trying to get the taste out of his mouth.

[Mike G]

He has better drugs now.

Speaking of which, I'm drinking a Monster Rehab now, 15 grams of protein.

I recommend one to anyone who wants to taste just how heinous a soft drink can be. It tastes like a dentist's chair after being marinated in the ass sweat of a menopausal Nicaraguan pack donkey.

Sorry, but I will have to take your word for it that you have a frame of reference with which to make that comparison.

1997, Dental Equipment Suppliers Conference, Lima Peru ... it's taken a lot of expensive booze and cheap therapy for me to forget the rest.

I would have gone with smell and not taste, but, oh well.

Kinda like my buddy who proceeded to drink himself silly after his first blow-job, trying to get the taste out of his mouth.

I hope you were more considerate with your diet for the second one.

[Bus Driver]

Kinda like my buddy who proceeded to drink himself silly after his first blow-job, trying to get the taste out of his mouth.

I hope you were more considerate with your diet for the second one.

Okay, that was good. Guess I walked right into that.

[Bull Gator]

This dude reminds me of happy jack

http://www.cbssports...s-for-everybody

[Olsonist]

bump

[Chuck D.]

Jack don't like to follow advice from real conservatives.

[mr_fabulous]

Slappy is on another 'Independent' bender today!

[Happy Jack]

Topics got you down boys?

Time to double down on the personal attacks.

Probably those new unemployment figures out today... ouch

[d'ranger]

Topics got you down boys?

Time to double down on the personal attacks.

Probably those new unemployment figures out today... ouch

Or that most of us work.

ouch.

Is that a personal attack or a statement of fact?

[Happy Jack]

Topics got you down boys?

Time to double down on the personal attacks.

Probably those new unemployment figures out today... ouch

Or that most of us work.

ouch.

Is that a personal attack or a statement of fact?

[Spatial Ed]

Topics got you down boys?

Time to double down on the personal attacks.

Probably those new unemployment figures out today... ouch

Or that most of us work.

ouch.

Is that a personal attack or a statement of fact?

[Olsonist]

As a public service.