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[Bus Driver]

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.

Linky.

[dreadom]

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.

Linky.

Terribly sad Darwin Award nominees. Their poor parents.

[Sailing My Cubicle]

That's out in the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.

[TPG]

That's out in the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.

Everything west of Philly is the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.

[tuf-luf]

That's messed up. Why on earth would anyone sun bathe on a road?

Something not right there...I'm thinking hallucinogens.

[Sol Rosenberg]

Dickinson girls are fast.

[TPG]

That's messed up. Why on earth would anyone sun bathe on a road?

Something not right there...I'm thinking hallucinogens.

Ectothermic.

[Bus Driver]

That's messed up. Why on earth would anyone sun bathe on a road?

Something not right there...I'm thinking hallucinogens.

Let's hope it is just stupidity and not 13 year olds with hallucinogens.

[tq2000]

That's messed up. Why on earth would anyone sun bathe on a road?

Something not right there...I'm thinking hallucinogens.

probably better sun there, no trees

[Tucky]

That's out in the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.

Uhhhh

[jewing]

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BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.

Linky.

Interesting dateline. One wonders if the town name inspires rather aggressive standards in beautification of its female residents.

[Wreck™]

Interesting dateline. One wonders if the town name inspires rather aggressive standards in beautification of its female residents.

You mean by running over them with cars?

[Sol Rosenberg]

Sunbathing where others fear to tread.

[Bus Driver]

I guessing, when medical personnel asked how they felt, the girls replied "Just a little run down".

[Wreck™]

I guessing, when medical personnel asked how they felt, the girls replied "Just a little run down".

Just "tired" I suspect.

[Sol Rosenberg]

The driver was not as fault.

[Bow Monkey]

I guessing, when medical personnel asked how they felt, the girls replied "Just a little run down".

Just "tired" I suspect.

And they probably thought 2012 would be a Goodyear.

[Nacradriver]

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.

Linky.

Interesting dateline. One wonders if the town name inspires rather aggressive standards in beautification of its female residents.

Wonder if they were laying on Gadsden flag towels and had "Don't Tread On Me" playing on the iPods!

Not too far from West Virginia.... that answers a few questions. Hell they may be a sister-cousin or two to some of RBooths new neighbors...

I believe Joe Namath was from Beaver, PA

[Snaggletooth]

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.

Linky.

Interesting dateline. One wonders if the town name inspires rather aggressive standards in beautification of its female residents.

Wonder if they were laying on Gadsden flag towels and had "Don't Tread On Me" playing on the iPods!

Not too far from West Virginia.... that answers a few questions. Hell they may be a sister-cousin or two to some of RBooths new neighbors...

I believe Joe Namath was from Beaver, PA

He is frome Beavere Falles

[Sol Rosenberg]

I believe Joe Namath was from Beaver, PA

[Wreck™]

The driver was not as fault.

I had to read that 3 times, you sick fuck

[atoyot]

That was good.

[Bow Monkey]

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.

[Bus Driver]

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.

Oh, that was good.

[Nacradriver]

I believe Joe Namath was from Beaver, PA

And he was called Broadway Joe because?

[polluted]

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.

Linky.

Terribly sad Darwin Award nominees. Their poor parents.

Not sure they successfully removed themselves from the gene pool.

[Timo42]

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.

Oh, that was good.

Bravo, my wife punished me for reading that aloud.

[mainsheetsister]

That's out in the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.

Everything west of Philly is the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.

i'm west of Philly, but its Alabama around here...

[Sol Rosenberg]

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.

Linky.

Terribly sad Darwin Award nominees. Their poor parents.

Not sure they successfully removed themselves from the gene pool.

Nope, they are in fair condition. Somehow, I don't think they will perform a retread.

[Bow Monkey]

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.

Oh, that was good.

Bravo, my wife punished me for reading that aloud.

Fwiw, my girlfriend just shook her head and said I had the maturity of a 12 year old. I agreed!

[the_abandoned_brane]

i'm west of Philly, but its Alabama around here...

PA is philly and pittsburgh, with west virginia in between.

[chinabald]

i'm west of Philly, but its Alabama around here...

PA is philly and pittsburgh, with west virginia in between.

Spoken like someone from Pittsburgh

[Gouvernail]

They were sunbathing in the middle of the road so the lines wouldn't show.

[Gouvernail]

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.

You suggesting they were ridden hard and driven to take a bad road?

[atoyot]

That sort of thing gets people exhausted.

[Owen]

And not a damn bit of chrome left on the trailer hitch.

[Flatbag]

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.

Not hard to figure out why they were lying on the road. My guess is that they were just tyred...

[landloc]

Thier sister said they were all pumped up for summer, but she was accused of family bias. "Ply me with liquor and I'll tell you all you need to know about them", she told a reporter. "They just wanted tocatch a ray. D'yall know what I mean?"

[Gouvernail]

Must be a recent fad. Here's a photo of the road in front of our family house in Union City. We never did see much sunbathing there

[Chris in Santa Cruz, CA]

I believe Joe Namath was from Beaver, PA

And he was called Broadway Joe because?

Because he was in New York, not Los Angeles where he would have been called Hollywood Joe.

[charisma94]

Who names their kids Nicole and Nicholas?

[Timo42]

Who names their kids Nicole and Nicholas?

Nick and Nicky of course...

[JBSF]

Maybe the girls were sunbathing in the road because they were in a rut.

[JBSF]

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.

I wonder if they had skid marks in their underwear?

[kmccabe]

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.

Linky.

yes.

[Gouvernail]

Yes to what?