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#1 Bus Driver

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:15 PM

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.


Linky.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:04 PM

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.


Linky.

Terribly sad Darwin Award nominees. Their poor parents. :o

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:13 PM

That's out in the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:18 PM

That's out in the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.


Everything west of Philly is the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:24 PM

That's messed up. Why on earth would anyone sun bathe on a road?

Something not right there...I'm thinking hallucinogens.

#6 Sol Rosenberg

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:25 PM

Dickinson girls are fast.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:58 PM

That's messed up. Why on earth would anyone sun bathe on a road?

Something not right there...I'm thinking hallucinogens.


Ectothermic.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:42 PM

That's messed up. Why on earth would anyone sun bathe on a road?

Something not right there...I'm thinking hallucinogens.


Let's hope it is just stupidity and not 13 year olds with hallucinogens.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:57 PM

That's messed up. Why on earth would anyone sun bathe on a road?

Something not right there...I'm thinking hallucinogens.


probably better sun there, no trees

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 04:57 PM

That's out in the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.


Uhhhh

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 05:11 PM

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BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.


Linky.


Interesting dateline. One wonders if the town name inspires rather aggressive standards in beautification of its female residents.

#12 Wreck™

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 06:36 PM

Interesting dateline. One wonders if the town name inspires rather aggressive standards in beautification of its female residents.


You mean by running over them with cars?

#13 Sol Rosenberg

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 06:44 PM

Sunbathing where others fear to tread.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 08:44 PM

I guessing, when medical personnel asked how they felt, the girls replied "Just a little run down".

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 09:53 PM

I guessing, when medical personnel asked how they felt, the girls replied "Just a little run down".

Just "tired" I suspect.

#16 Sol Rosenberg

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 09:57 PM

The driver was not as fault.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:03 PM


I guessing, when medical personnel asked how they felt, the girls replied "Just a little run down".

Just "tired" I suspect.

And they probably thought 2012 would be a Goodyear.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:08 PM


BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.


Linky.


Interesting dateline. One wonders if the town name inspires rather aggressive standards in beautification of its female residents.



Wonder if they were laying on Gadsden flag towels and had "Don't Tread On Me" playing on the iPods!

Not too far from West Virginia.... that answers a few questions. Hell they may be a sister-cousin or two to some of RBooths new neighbors...

I believe Joe Namath was from Beaver, PA

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:38 PM



BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.


Linky.


Interesting dateline. One wonders if the town name inspires rather aggressive standards in beautification of its female residents.



Wonder if they were laying on Gadsden flag towels and had "Don't Tread On Me" playing on the iPods!

Not too far from West Virginia.... that answers a few questions. Hell they may be a sister-cousin or two to some of RBooths new neighbors...

I believe Joe Namath was from Beaver, PA

He is frome Beavere Falles :)

#20 Sol Rosenberg

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:40 PM

I believe Joe Namath was from Beaver, PA



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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:40 PM

The driver was not as fault.

I had to read that 3 times, you sick fuck

#22 atoyot

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:46 PM

That was good.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:03 PM

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:45 PM

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.


Oh, that was good.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:58 PM


I believe Joe Namath was from Beaver, PA



And he was called Broadway Joe because?

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 12:41 AM


BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.


Linky.

Terribly sad Darwin Award nominees. Their poor parents. :o


Not sure they successfully removed themselves from the gene pool.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:16 AM


We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.


Oh, that was good.


Bravo, my wife punished me for reading that aloud. :lol:

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:25 AM


That's out in the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.


Everything west of Philly is the 'tucky part of Pennsyltucky.



i'm west of Philly, but its Alabama around here...

#29 Sol Rosenberg

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:59 AM



BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.


Linky.

Terribly sad Darwin Award nominees. Their poor parents. :o


Not sure they successfully removed themselves from the gene pool.

Nope, they are in fair condition. Somehow, I don't think they will perform a retread.

#30 Monkey

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 04:33 AM



We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.


Oh, that was good.


Bravo, my wife punished me for reading that aloud. :lol:

Fwiw, my girlfriend just shook her head and said I had the maturity of a 12 year old. I agreed!

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 05:55 PM

i'm west of Philly, but its Alabama around here...

PA is philly and pittsburgh, with west virginia in between.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 07:04 PM


i'm west of Philly, but its Alabama around here...

PA is philly and pittsburgh, with west virginia in between.

Spoken like someone from Pittsburgh

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 04:50 AM

They were sunbathing in the middle of the road so the lines wouldn't show.

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 04:54 AM

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.



You suggesting they were ridden hard and driven to take a bad road?

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 11:40 AM

That sort of thing gets people exhausted.

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 08:33 PM

And not a damn bit of chrome left on the trailer hitch.

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Posted 18 June 2012 - 04:21 AM

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.


Not hard to figure out why they were lying on the road. My guess is that they were just tyred...

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Posted 18 June 2012 - 11:13 AM

Thier sister said they were all pumped up for summer, but she was accused of family bias. "Ply me with liquor and I'll tell you all you need to know about them", she told a reporter. "They just wanted tocatch a ray. D'yall know what I mean?"

#39 Gouvernail

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 06:39 AM

Must be a recent fad. Here's a photo of the road in front of our family house in Union City. We never did see much sunbathing there

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 07:50 PM



I believe Joe Namath was from Beaver, PA



And he was called Broadway Joe because?


Because he was in New York, not Los Angeles where he would have been called Hollywood Joe.

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 10:44 PM

Who names their kids Nicole and Nicholas?

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 11:46 PM

Who names their kids Nicole and Nicholas?



Nick and Nicky of course...

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 08:49 AM

Maybe the girls were sunbathing in the road because they were in a rut.

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 08:52 AM

We probably should quit making fun of them. At that age, kids are already cruel enough to the flat chicks.


I wonder if they had skid marks in their underwear?

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 02:07 AM

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say two teenage girls who fell asleep while sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania road have been struck by a car.

The Beaver County Police Department tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/KoTXi9 ) that 13-year-olds Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George were hit by the vehicle Sunday afternoon.


Linky.


yes.

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 04:56 PM

Yes to what?




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