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#1 ProaSailor

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:47 AM

on a lighter note...

Drunken boat brawl in Tiburon (with video)



Sailing seasonís opening day Sunday featured a stately procession of yachts, but by the afternoon things got a little rowdier when a handful of drunken boat-hoppers got into a brawl in Tiburon, police said.

At least six people exchanged blows Sunday afternoon after unwelcome guests hopped onto a boat, said Tiburon police spokesman Sgt. Rob Law.



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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:58 AM

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#3 casc27

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 03:14 AM

And this is why I never go sailing on opening day, during that k-boom nonsense, or when the blue angels are flying during fleet week. Every idiot with anything that floats is out there getting drunk. Good day to stay home and bb-q.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 03:15 AM

if that had been my boat, a few of those dicks would have SOLAS flare wounds to show off to their friends.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 03:29 AM

"There's no fighting in here, this is the war room!"

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:33 PM

This is exactly why I avoid packs of drunken boaters celebrating on the water. I'd really rather not have to explain to the nice policeman how that nice young man got so terribly injured falling down on my boat.

I mean, boats are dangerous.




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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:47 PM

Sigh.....
What ever happened to request permission to come aboard?? isn't there some sort of shoot first ask questions later law out there?? :lol:

On a similar note I booted a couple of non sailing aquaintences off during a kegger one summer. Neverr asked to come aboard, just jumped on midships and almost killed themselvs cause they did not notice the upper lifeline. Made the fuckers wait on the dock until I could find the boatswains whistle and call word to be passed... :D

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:51 PM

if that had been my boat, a few of those dicks would have SOLAS flare wounds to show off to their friends.


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Posted 01 May 2012 - 03:42 PM

Sailors and drunken asshattery. I am shocked, shocked!

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 03:56 PM

sams is the spring break zone of the bay area, mostly power boaters who need a dock when the afternoon wind comes up, most locals avoid it and let the tourists pay the high drink and food prices.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 05:00 PM

white people problems

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 05:41 PM

Sailors and drunken asshattery. I am shocked, shocked!


Correction, power boaters and drunken asshattery boarding a sailboat. Since my (sail)boat is considered a second home, doesn't that mean I'm free to put my winch handle through their skull? Just have to do it before they get over the toe rails. Love Sam's, just not on Opening Day, Holidays or Saturday's.

#13 mgosailing

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 05:43 PM

#FirstWorldProblems

white people problems



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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:32 PM

52 seconds till any bewbes ??? Weak Posted Image


Admit it... how many of you read Woody's post and immediately went back to the video and moved to the 51 second point?

Cheers,

Chaos

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 07:02 PM


Sailors and drunken asshattery. I am shocked, shocked!


Correction, power boaters and drunken asshattery boarding a sailboat. Since my (sail)boat is considered a second home, doesn't that mean I'm free to put my winch handle through their skull? Just have to do it before they get over the toe rails. Love Sam's, just not on Opening Day, Holidays or Saturday's.


Well if you live in Florida you can always stand your ground and shoot the motherfuckers.


Of course I stand corrected, we all know power boaters are loud, obnoxious, hard drinking, living on the edge, anarchist types, er I mean Neanderthal types, whereas sailboaters are soft spoken, well behaved, gentle teetotalers. Of course power boats, much like their owners are loud, smelly, disruptive and ugly, whereas sailboats, especially racing sailboats are quiet, graceful, gentle, beautiful pieces of carbon fiber art. That is why this website is so renowned for its polite, erudite discussion of all things sailing.



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Posted 01 May 2012 - 07:20 PM

You'd at least think they'd fight like sailors. That was pathetic.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 07:31 PM

You'd at least think they'd fight like sailors. That was pathetic.


Fukin' generation X or whatever they are nowadays.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 08:13 PM

Ugh. Bros. Drunken, meatheaded bros.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:00 PM


You'd at least think they'd fight like sailors. That was pathetic.


Fukin' generation X or whatever they are nowadays.

Prolly "Millennial's" "The generation which came of age in the 21st century. They're fond of tattoos and body piercings and spend all of their time exchanging pics of their latest drunken blowout on Facebook or Myspace."

Several apparent here (LH, DDE, One eye Jack, +++)

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:13 PM


52 seconds till any bewbes ??? Weak Posted Image


Admit it... how many of you read Woody's post and immediately went back to the video and moved to the 51 second point?

Cheers,

Chaos



I did. Disappointed they were packaged.

2 seconds I'll never get back, but 49 seconds saved!

:D


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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:21 PM



You'd at least think they'd fight like sailors. That was pathetic.


Fukin' generation X or whatever they are nowadays.

Prolly "Millennial's" "The generation which came of age in the 21st century. They're fond of tattoos and body piercings and spend all of their time exchanging pics of their latest drunken blowout on Facebook or Myspace."

Several apparent here (LH, DDE, One eye Jack, +++)


You would be incorrect.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:27 PM

Not bad........was that DoRag swinging......? My bitch swings better.....but she's an Ozzie.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:27 PM

I've heard so much on SA about the SF sailing community. It's good to finally see it in action

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:39 PM

Time to bring back the "RAMWEL" tattoo, if that was my boat. We raft up and get hammered with the best of them, but JFC! :angry:

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:53 PM

Just remember - no matter how it looks, it's safer than ocean racing ...

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 10:08 PM

Not bad........was that DoRag swinging......? My bitch swings better.....but she's an Ozzie.

+1

The first person (sic) I thought of when I saw this video.

Mex

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 10:10 PM

Must have been disappointed at the lack of cougar hunting at Sam's that day.

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 12:41 PM


52 seconds till any bewbes ??? Weak Posted Image


Admit it... how many of you read Woody's post and immediately went back to the video and moved to the 51 second point?

Cheers,

Chaos


+1

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:57 PM

Not bad........was that DoRag swinging......? My bitch swings better.....but she's an Ozzie.


Yeah, WTF? That wasn't a "brawl" I only saw one guy throwing hands, feebly & clumsily at that. One southerner could mop the deck with that whole crowd, except possibly the second cop (who at least didn't trip over his own feet).



Just remember - no matter how it looks, it's safer than ocean racing ...


Except for the liver

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:58 PM

Where's Chuck Norris when you need him?

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 03:07 PM

Where's Chuck Norris when you need him?


Floating around WLIS. Espo confirmed it.

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 11:46 PM

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 11:53 PM

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looks like some OC meatheads road tripped it up to Marin, eh?

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 12:05 AM

looks like some OC meatheads road tripped it up to Marin, eh?

Really?

The sailors I know down here aren't much the fighting types.
But I don't know them all, so they could exist.
In my group, if someone has too much to drink, they usually find a comfy chair and just smile a lot before dozing off.

But I am always entertained by "meatheads" is it? who brawl. I can't help but think they somehow evaded an evolutionary check-point somewhere along the line.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 12:22 AM

looks like some OC meatheads road tripped it up to Marin, eh?

Really?

The sailors I know down here aren't much the fighting types.
But I don't know them all, so they could exist.
In my group, if someone has too much to drink, they usually find a comfy chair and just smile a lot before dozing off.

But I am always entertained by "meatheads" is it? who brawl. I can't help but think they somehow evaded an evolutionary check-point somewhere along the line.



Those aren't sailors; those are powerboaters. Natural habitat may be a bit inland, but they head down to the water on the weekends. Think Cassidy's or Rodman-era Josh Slocum's. Meatheads galore. But, on further reflection, the OC variety have lots of tattoos. These meatheads must be homegrown. 925 rather than 909.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:53 AM

They actually look like Spring Breakers!

Right outta Copper Canyon I tell ya!




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