Sailors and drunken asshattery. I am shocked, shocked!
Correction, power boaters and drunken asshattery boarding a sailboat. Since my (sail)boat is considered a second home, doesn't that mean I'm free to put my winch handle through their skull? Just have to do it before they get over the toe rails. Love Sam's, just not on Opening Day, Holidays or Saturday's.
Well if you live in Florida you can always stand your ground and shoot the motherfuckers.
Of course I stand corrected, we all know power boaters are loud, obnoxious, hard drinking, living on the edge,
er I mean Neanderthal types, whereas sailboaters are soft spoken, well behaved, gentle teetotalers. Of course power boats, much like their owners are loud, smelly, disruptive and ugly, whereas sailboats, especially racing sailboats are quiet, graceful, gentle, beautiful pieces of carbon fiber art. That is why this website is so renowned for its polite, erudite discussion of all things sailing.