Well I offered it up to her:
The Cruising Anarchy gang thinks I should get the Cal 40 for YOU as a combo birthday and anniversary present…….
her answer:
No, no, I must demur.
So I am working with another anarchist from the east coast to see if we can put a deal together.
We got to find a new owner for this vessel who will fix her up, she seems worthy of it.
Oh Kim, did you forget everything you knew as a child? You did this all backwards. Allow me to assist you, for the future.
You: "Honey, I bought you a boat for your birthday and anniversary!"
Her: "But I didn't want a boat for my birthday and anniversary."
You: Thoughtful pause, then: "Oh. Well, then can I have it as my birthday and anniversary present?"
Come on, boys are always buying themselves presents under the guise of getting it for their girlfriend or wife! And have you never heard of "Tis better to ask for forgiveness than for permission"? I'm sorry I didn't stumble upon this thread sooner, I could've helped you get a new boat. Alas.