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[jkdubs808]

I'm on a boat!
I'm on a boat!
Take a good hard look at the muthafuckin' boat!


It's 0215 am........

[atoyot]

I need to learn the secret of talking 11 hot girls into getting naked and posing like that for a picture. If I could do that I can do anything.....

It's like a beautifully arranged bouquet of excellent asses.....

Bunch of possers Boothie.
Second from right bottom has real potential and excellent gap.

That was a favorite.

[More Cowbell2]

#

[Gouvernail]

another damned over 100 degree day

[doghouse]

ampersand

[Gouvernail]

Really... How the fuck am I supposed to go rig a sailboat and launch it if the damn temperature is over 100??

[Timo42]

Really... How the fuck am I supposed to go rig a sailboat and launch it if the damn temperature is over 100??

No water in your puddle anyway, so what's the point? Pop open a cold one and change the filters in the shop ventilation system.

[doghouse]

Nautica

[Snaggletooth]

Worde of waening: donte macke the rig to tite in heate, ist expended do to heate. Leave loose as tempes coole it wille conteracte.

Then change teh flilters!

[Gouvernail]

I am now thoroughly consumed with setting up my new customer service department.



see video of model>>>

[More Cowbell2]

(.) (.)

[Gouvernail]

Run up that count!!!

[Snaggletooth]

Thouh`ts our with theme, scarry stuffe!!

[Gouvernail]

Last year there were 1500 homes burned down by one of these fires around bastrop, Texas. the worst part is those flks were largely way too poor to have insurance.



House fires suck on so many levels./...so much you lose and simply cannot get back.

['No.6]

Geezus Gouv, you gunnin' for Boothie's 24 hour post record?

[Snaggletooth]

Geezus Gouv, you gunnin' for Boothie's 24 hour post record?

What is tghat numbere?

[hobot]

It_never_f**king_ends!

S.



(all apologies to Solo)

[More Cowbell2]

Run up that count!!!

NO RUNNING! Walking is safer. Especially with scissors.

[Timo42]

Run up that count!!!

NO RUNNING! Walking is safer. Especially with scissors.

Chickenshit...I suppose you don't stand on the top rung of the ladder either.

[Gouvernail]

Geezus Gouv, you gunnin' for Boothie's 24 hour post record?

How many would I need??

[Chic and Simple]

...!!!


Cheerio

C&S

[Chic and Simple]

holiday

Cheerio

C&S

[Willin']

The Cupcake Cup is coming up!

[Gouvernail]

The Cupcake Cup is coming up!

Read somewhere once that coming down might contribute to development of dysfunctional unit.

[atoyot]

42.

[Gouvernail]

What is 6 x 7??





Math for $400 please Alex

[Ishmael]

What is 6 x 7??





Math for $400 please Alex

A Pentax medium-format camera. What do I win?

[Snaggletooth]

What is 6 x 7??





Math for $400 please Alex

A Pentax medium-format camera. What do I win?

645?

[R Booth]

What is 6 x 7??





Math for $400 please Alex

A Pentax medium-format camera. What do I win?

Nothing, it's a Mamiya.....

[Gouvernail]

Mammy??



Ya..

[hobot]

Country virtualoso Roy Clark!

[jkdubs808]

( . ) ( . )


I like tig 'ol bitties

That is all

[Gouvernail]

Since Davey "Henery the 8th" Jones has croaked. Is there any word??



Has the widow next door taken up with Henery the ninth????

[Turkey Slapper]

Word!

[Gouvernail]

Sometime around Christmas 1968 my older brother gave me a Sierra Club book titled "the Survival Songbook" being the dutiful younger brother i was, I learned every damn one of the songs and sat out on the front porch with my buddy and our two guitars till late at night bellering them so the neighbors would suffer.


Although it was a total bitch to make all the key changes...This may have been our favorite>>

[doghouse]

Mark

[atoyot]

Twain!

[Shibby]

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.

2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called life. Each day in this school, you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid.

3. There are not mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error and experimentation. The failed experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately work.

4. A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson.

5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.

6. "There" is no better place than "here". When your "there" becomes a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will, again, look better than "here".

7. Others are merely a mirror of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects something you love or hate about yourself.

8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

9. Your answers lie inside you. The answers to life's questions lie inside you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.

10. You will forget all this.

11. You can remember anytime you want to.

[oldgoatroper]

What She is 6 x 7...

[Ishmael]

Since Davey "Henery the 8th" Jones has croaked. Is there any word??



Has the widow next door taken up with Henery the ninth????

That was Herman's Hermits.

[More Cowbell2]

midget convention in Dallas this weekend.

[hobot]

Rawhide!

[More Cowbell2]

Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rawhide!
Hah! Hah!

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin',
Though the streams are swollen,
Keep them dogies rollin', rawhide.
Through rain and wind and weather,
Hell bent for leather,
Wishin' my gal was by my side.
All the things I'm missin',
Good vittles, love, and kissin',
Are waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em out, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em on.
Move 'em out, head 'em up:
Rawhide.
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in:
Rawhide!
Hah! Hah!

Movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them dogies movin', rawhide.
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope an' throw an' brand 'em.
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
My heart's calculatin',
My true love will be waitin':
Waitin' at the end of my ride.

Move 'em out, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em on.
Move 'em out, head 'em up:
Rawhide.
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in:
Rawhide!

(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)
(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)
Hah!
(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)
Hah!
(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)
Rawhide.
Hah!
Rawhide!

[Gouvernail]

Since Davey "Henery the 8th" Jones has croaked. Is there any word??



Has the widow next door taken up with Henery the ninth????

That was Herman's Hermits.

oops

[doghouse]

Zoltan!

[More Cowbell2]

Voltran!

[Ishmael]

An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Riders in the sky

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat
He's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky
On horses snorting fire
As they ride on hear their cry


As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
If you want to save your soul from Hell a-riding on our range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi Yaaaaay

Ghost Riders in the sky
Ghost Riders in the sky
Ghost Riders in the sky

[More Cowbell2]

Fortran?!?!?

[ockam-nokam]

C


I had to post as I don't remember my post count.

[hobot]

Jor-El!

[More Cowbell2]

Yo quiero Taco Bell

[More Cowbell2]

donde esta' Rico?

[NACRADUDE]

Fortran?!?!?

Iran

[R Booth]

So I get this text message this morning from fuk-knows-who & fuk-knows-where and decide that....what-the-fuk?;


Good morning bby


Don't call me any more, Ima sooooo done with you....


Ok


Sorry to end it this way (cuz I know it's a bit immature) but to be perfectly honest, you kind of scare me. And I have too much other stuff going on in my life right now. Hope you understand.


Thats whats up?

Well that and I kinda sorta, you know, met someone. So right now I'm really just confused.....







Hopefully this will go on all day. Stay tuned...

[Timo42]

donde esta' Rico?

This thread is like drinking on St. Patricks day, amateur hour,

Either that or his eyefone is still soggy

[Timo42]

So I get this text message this morning from fuk-knows-who & fuk-knows-where and decide that....what-the-fuk?;


Good morning bby


Don't call me any more, Ima sooooo done with you....


Ok


Sorry to end it this way (cuz I know it's a bit immature) but to be perfectly honest, you kind of scare me. And I have too much other stuff going on in my life right now. Hope you understand.


Thats whats up?

Well that and I kinda sorta, you know, met someone. So right now I'm really just confused.....







Hopefully this will go on all day. Stay tuned...

You are a sick man Ricky... bravo.

[Wreck™]

Iran

[Hatin' life]

Prepping to tackle that pile would include railing viagra, and fishing for a vein to put an iv in.

[Wreck™]

Just for you Boothy

http://www.huffingto..._ref=weird-news

Only 24,000+ posts to go

[hobot]

you wanna supersize that?

[atoyot]

I've got the pickle.

[Gouvernail]

fuckin' tourists are overrunning the neighborhood

[Snaggletooth]

fuckin' tourists are overrunning the neighborhood

Our you selling tea-shirts foure youre biznesse to them? Licke these guyes??

Gette oute theire an macke some cashiola!!!

[hobot]

Liz LEMON!!

[R Booth]

Grand Funk Railroad.

Discuss.....

[gina]

Two out of three ain't bad, Boothy

[the_abandoned_brane]

[hobot]

Edmonds Theater, a bottomless bag of popcorn, 3soda pops and the 8:40pm showing of "Brave".

Wish m e luck!

[Gouvernail]

Edmonds Theater, a bottomless bag of popcorn, 3soda pops and the 8:40pm showing of "Brave".

Wish m e luck!

Not certain I want to...


I sure hope there is no reason not to want to...



and please take no offense by this as I have no reason to have any personal opin ion about you what so ever...



But.. being a Penn State grad I have had this recently beaten into my head...repeatedly...

We all gotta ask any guy with three soda pops who is going into a theater full of young boys just what the hell is going on..

Oh please be it that you are just thirsty!!!!

[the_abandoned_brane]

so I heard through the grapevine, some of my old girlfriends still cry my name when being made love to

[the_abandoned_brane]

[Gouvernail]

so I heard through the grapevine, some of my old girlfriends still cry my name when being made love to

That isn't much of a compliment.



Thye damn certain can't be breathless and spew out, " The Abandoned Brain The Abandoned Brain"

[robertfraser]

A whole pack of hot dogs?

and let's nor forget, West Marine sells electrical terminals in odd lots.

[doghouse]

There's no birthday party for me in here!

[Snaggletooth]

so I heard through the grapevine, some of my old girlfriends still cry my name when being made love to

They mabey juste yellig oute somthing licke "I love dicke" an somboby missundestoode. Juste sayeng.

[atoyot]

Office Supply Anarchy:


http://www.buzzfeed.com/kevindanger/54-uses-for-binder-clips-that-will-change-your-lif-555z?s=mobile

[Shibby]

stop

[DA-WOODY]

[DA-WOODY]

[hobot]

F-stop

ixed

[Shibby]

fuk

[dumper]

[Gouvernail]

[Shibby]

you'd have a better chance of winning the lottery....

[jkdubs808]

LEEEEEEEEROY JEENNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKINS

[doghouse]

Randy Watson

[Gouvernail]

The Sheriff is off to see Aunt Bee, Goober, Barney, and Floyd

[nolatom]

The Sheriff is off to see Aunt Bee, Goober, Barney, and Floyd

..and Helen. Ah, Helen. Have fun, Andy.

[Bump-n-Grind]

[R Booth]

Gassic......

[Snaggletooth]

Piure potery!!

[dumper]

i just spent 6.5 minutes watching that, i dont regret it

[Gouvernail]

The new standard for newbies seems to be about 5,000 posts.

[hobot]

One fast MOFO;

[Ishmael]

[Gouvernail]

[Gouvernail]

[Gouvernail]

[Sean]

Maybe the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about.

[Santana20AE]

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