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Posted 15 November 2012 - 07:20 PM

This Is The Westboro Baptist Church’s Bizarro Reason For Protesting In Austin This Weekend

Ever wanted a chance to catch professional homophobes and veteran funeral disruptors the Westboro Baptist Church in action? Headed to the Formula One race at the Circuit of the Americas this weekend? Guess what! You can do both. Yup, the Westboro hate machine is rolling into Austin this weekend.

WBC will picket Formula 1 racing at The Circuit of The Americas in Austin, TX to remind this nation that God hates the vwicked people of this land of vain idolaters and that they shall be turned into Hell. These sporting events resemble the patriotic worship-the-flag pep rallies masquerading as sodlier's funerals in that this Bible-ignorant fools worship these race car drivers like they are little gods! Shame on these people for worshipping these athletes instead of following the plain commandments of their God. They ought to obey today before it is too late. WBC knows they will not, never the less, we will kindly warn them to flee the wrath to come. These are the last days of all, Doomed america. Wake up before you find yourselves cast into the deep pit of endless fire!

#2 Mojo Risin

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 07:51 PM

It will be interesting to see where they sleep since every hotel between San Antonio and Waco are pretty much fully booked. They are sure picking a bad time to visit Austin.

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 12:13 AM

They can always park the beat-up, oil-burning RV's in the WalMart parking lot...

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 06:19 AM

Current Austin Urban legend Rumor has it one guy tried to buy teh Driscoll so he could use all the rooms...

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