Jump to content


What scares you the most?....


  • Please log in to reply
289 replies to this topic

#1 R Booze

R Booze

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,591 posts
  • Location:43 miles from both Mexicos.....
  • Interests:Postponing my funeral 'til tomorrow....

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:05 AM

1). 50-something scruffy looking guys driving around in butt fugly mid 70's sedans.

2). Being burned to just an inch of death.

3). Teenage moms.

4). Men that are in the audience during the taping of any daytime tv talk show.

5). Going to prison.....

#2 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:16 AM

6. Women who've been divorced half a dozen times....

#3 mjf55

mjf55

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 16 posts
  • Location:Deltaville, Va

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:22 AM

7- Talking Tina

#4 Snaggletooth

Snaggletooth

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,584 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:23 AM

7- Talking Tina

you meane talkey tina?

#5 puffyjman

puffyjman

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,633 posts
  • Location:panhandle fla
  • Interests:j-boats, growing jalapenos and other horticultural experiments, chocolate labs,(R.I.P. Dexter my friend) bitching and complaining

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:28 AM

A prostate exam where my doctor has his left hand on my left shoulder and his right hand on my right shoulder.....

#6 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:29 AM

9. Utah Beer

10. Running out of coffee

11. Equipment failure

#7 Snaggletooth

Snaggletooth

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,584 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:30 AM

Tite spaces, so tite I cante moove my armes.....

#8 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:38 AM

13. Running out of rib eye steak

#9 MoeAlfa

MoeAlfa

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 13,322 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:39 AM

14. Death

#10 Nacradriver

Nacradriver

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,409 posts
  • Location:Ventucky, Kalifornica
  • Interests:Fast things

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:40 AM

The douche bag driving down the 405 talking on his phone in one hand, Starbucks in the other or is that a beer in the coffee cup, cigarette, or is that a joint, hanging from his mouth, bobing and weaving in and out of lanes @ 80 plus MPH The irony, there is one of these on the back window..

Posted Image

#11 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:41 AM

15. Those who don't enjoy having a good time

16. Fugly boats

#12 Nacradriver

Nacradriver

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,409 posts
  • Location:Ventucky, Kalifornica
  • Interests:Fast things

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:42 AM

6. Women who've been divorced half a dozen times....


I would have been gone after I heard the words... and my second husband.....

#13 gina

gina

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,857 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:43 AM

A ringing phone at 3:00 a.m.

#14 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:43 AM

A prostate exam where my doctor has his left hand on my left shoulder and his right hand on my right shoulder.....


:blink:

#15 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:45 AM


6. Women who've been divorced half a dozen times....


I would have been gone after I heard the words... and my second husband.....


Those too :(

and if she says, my third husband...and my fourth husband...and.....

#16 MoeAlfa

MoeAlfa

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 13,322 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:47 AM

Fat window envelopes from the IRS.

#17 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:49 AM

Doing high elevation work and they send a new hire up....everybody else is walking and climbing about normally....this newb is crawling around clutching everything he can get his hands on with a death grip...."get that guy down to the deck, before he kills himself or someone else"

#18 puffyjman

puffyjman

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,633 posts
  • Location:panhandle fla
  • Interests:j-boats, growing jalapenos and other horticultural experiments, chocolate labs,(R.I.P. Dexter my friend) bitching and complaining

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:50 AM

Fat window envelopes from the IRS.

+1
You win....

#19 redboat

redboat

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,278 posts
  • Location:Spofford, New Hampshire
  • Interests:none

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:51 AM

One thing I share with Samuel L, I do hate fucking snakes.

#20 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:52 AM

Twisted women

#21 MoeAlfa

MoeAlfa

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 13,322 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:55 AM

Swimming in murky water with unseen...things...on the bottom.

#22 R Booze

R Booze

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,591 posts
  • Location:43 miles from both Mexicos.....
  • Interests:Postponing my funeral 'til tomorrow....

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:56 AM

23). Hot chicks in their late 20's----waiting for the bus.

24). Quiet people.

25). Mexican/Central/South American LEO's wearing aviator sunglasses----and a mouth full of gold crowns.........

#23 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:59 AM

26. Religious theocracy

27. Human ignorance

#24 R Booze

R Booze

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,591 posts
  • Location:43 miles from both Mexicos.....
  • Interests:Postponing my funeral 'til tomorrow....

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:01 AM

27). Caucasion women with hyphenated last names.

28). Men with key rings....

#25 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:04 AM

29. Politicians

30. Religious fanatics and right wing wackos

31. Declining salmon runs

#26 MoeAlfa

MoeAlfa

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 13,322 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:06 AM

Being out of shape.

Getting divorced.

#27 bmiller

bmiller

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,876 posts
  • Location:Buena Vista, Colorado

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:09 AM

World wide scotch famine.

#28 Left Hook

Left Hook

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,321 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:11 AM

Drowning. Most terrifying thing in the world.

#29 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:14 AM

World wide scotch famine.


That would be a catastrophe of apocalyptic magnitude....

#30 Tunnel Rat

Tunnel Rat

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,314 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:25 AM

32. My 9 year old daughter!

#31 R Booze

R Booze

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,591 posts
  • Location:43 miles from both Mexicos.....
  • Interests:Postponing my funeral 'til tomorrow....

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:28 AM

32). Losing my twinkie in an industrial accident.

#32 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:29 AM

32. My 9 year old daughter!


You ain't seen nothing yet....get back to us when she's 13.....

32). Losing my twinkie in an industrial accident.


I don't even want to imagine that.... :wacko:

edit: see equipment failure above....and I wasn't talking about machinery or something mechanical...

#33 Mojo Risin

Mojo Risin

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,917 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:32 AM


32. My 9 year old daughter!


You ain't seen nothing yet....get back to us when she's 13.....


And again when she is 16 ....

#34 mainsheetsister

mainsheetsister

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,477 posts
  • Location:the backwash of fennario
  • Interests:sarcasm
    and
    the sky

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:33 AM

33) Cancer.

#35 Mojo Risin

Mojo Risin

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,917 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:34 AM

34.) Losing my twinkie in my bed and then hearing the garbage disposal turned on.

#36 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:35 AM



32. My 9 year old daughter!


You ain't seen nothing yet....get back to us when she's 13.....


And again when she is 16 ....


You weren't supposed to say nothing, you don't want to scare him to death....

#37 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:37 AM

34.) Losing my twinkie in my bed and then hearing the garbage disposal turned on.


OMG...now your really talking scary.... :o

#38 mjf55

mjf55

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 16 posts
  • Location:Deltaville, Va

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:44 AM


7- Talking Tina

you meane talkey tina?

Right you are.. Talky Tina from Twlight Zone Living Doll (s05e06)

#39 Tunnel Rat

Tunnel Rat

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,314 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:45 AM




32. My 9 year old daughter!


You ain't seen nothing yet....get back to us when she's 13.....


And again when she is 16 ....


You weren't supposed to say nothing, you don't want to scare him to death....


Too late - already terrified!

#40 Mark K

Mark K

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 36,445 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:51 AM

"We have to talk."

#41 Anthonyvop

Anthonyvop

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,040 posts
  • Location:Miami, Florida

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:51 AM

#1 Barbara Streisand.

#42 dde

dde

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,957 posts
  • Location:41.92194, - 71.55

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:53 AM

35.) Getting old

#43 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:55 AM

"We have to talk."


Yup :lol:

#44 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:57 AM

35.) Getting old


Your way to young to be thinking about that....unless you do something about it now, health wise...if ya know what I mean.

#45 mustang__1

mustang__1

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 15,277 posts
  • Location:Philly, by way of Sarasota and Newport...

Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:10 AM

"We have to talk."


[/thread]

#46 R Booze

R Booze

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,591 posts
  • Location:43 miles from both Mexicos.....
  • Interests:Postponing my funeral 'til tomorrow....

Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:12 AM

38). Finding a pregnancy tester kit in the bath room?....

#47 Hatin' life

Hatin' life

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,224 posts
  • Location:The sometimes not frozen wasteland of MN
  • Interests:Screwing, nailing, other woodworking activities.

Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:13 AM

36. My pecker not working

37. Knocking up some rugged shank who was a solid 9.5 when I was fitshaced, but a 2.3 in the morning.

#48 Mojo Risin

Mojo Risin

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,917 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:13 AM


34.) Losing my twinkie in my bed and then hearing the garbage disposal turned on.


OMG...now your really talking scary.... :o/>


Happened just this week: http://abcnews.go.co...ory?id=14055080

#49 Hatin' life

Hatin' life

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,224 posts
  • Location:The sometimes not frozen wasteland of MN
  • Interests:Screwing, nailing, other woodworking activities.

Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:15 AM

39. Anything electrical work. I can't keep my hands out of a loud spinning saw blade. A nice quiet electrical panel is sure to make me ride the lightning eventually.

#50 hobot

hobot

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 10,069 posts
  • Location:Riggers Hollow Archipelago, Wa. USA

Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:28 AM

Cancer.

Being Homeless.

#51 Ishmael

Ishmael

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,320 posts
  • Location:Fuctifino

Posted 16 November 2012 - 06:08 AM

Burning to death. I'm OK with drowning...

#52 olaf hart

olaf hart

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,535 posts
  • Location:D'Entrecasteaux Channel

Posted 16 November 2012 - 06:12 AM

Reverse sheer

#53 MaxHeadroom

MaxHeadroom

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 941 posts
  • Location:20 Minutes into the future

Posted 16 November 2012 - 06:30 AM

This

#54 Shibby

Shibby

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,288 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 06:43 AM

being poor

and this guyPosted Image
fires on a boat...

#55 Timo42's sockpuppet

Timo42's sockpuppet

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 347 posts
  • Location:Long Beach, Ca.

Posted 16 November 2012 - 06:50 AM

The end of Twinkies as we know them...

#56 slap

slap

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,146 posts
  • Location:Somewhat near Naptown

Posted 16 November 2012 - 06:56 AM

One thing I share with Samuel L, I do hate fucking snakes.


I can see not liking venomous snakes, but normal, everyday snakes? Or (my favorites) boas and pythons? Sheesh.

#57 Dale dug a hole

Dale dug a hole

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,105 posts
  • Location:In the back yard
  • Interests:Digging holes

Posted 16 November 2012 - 06:59 AM

Flying Monkeys

#58 Point Break

Point Break

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 10,154 posts
  • Location:Long Beach, California

Posted 16 November 2012 - 07:00 AM

That's easy, losing one of my kids or grandkids or wife. I so wanna go first.

#59 USA190520

USA190520

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,935 posts
  • Location:mostly here but not all there

Posted 16 November 2012 - 07:04 AM

People...



#60 geeaah

geeaah

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 167 posts
  • Location:oz

Posted 16 November 2012 - 07:33 AM

Mother-in-law, fucking hidieous. :o

#61 dumper

dumper

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 342 posts
  • Location:straya

Posted 16 November 2012 - 09:00 AM

drowning, yet i love sailing and rowing

#62 Grrl Runnin the Pointy End

Grrl Runnin the Pointy End

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 128 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:11 AM

Sailing with noobs.

#63 mainsheetsister

mainsheetsister

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,477 posts
  • Location:the backwash of fennario
  • Interests:sarcasm
    and
    the sky

Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:53 AM

35.) Getting old


Dying young is a helluva lot scarier.

You can never have too many birthdays.

#64 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 11:06 AM



34.) Losing my twinkie in my bed and then hearing the garbage disposal turned on.


OMG...now your really talking scary.... :o/>


Happened just this week: http://abcnews.go.co...ory?id=14055080


:wacko: I'm not clicking on that link....

#65 chinabald

chinabald

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 10,509 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 01:23 PM

38). Finding a pregnancy tester kit in the bath room?....


38b. finding a pregnancy test kit in your daughter's bathroom.

#66 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 01:30 PM

:lol:

Choice....also depends how old the daughter is....but that's a good one,though.

#67 A_guy_in_the_Chesapeake

A_guy_in_the_Chesapeake

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,493 posts
  • Location:Virginia

Posted 16 November 2012 - 01:42 PM

Idiots who are so convinced that they're right about everything, that any other opinion should be summarily discounted.

And snakes.

The IRS.

Carb ice.

Leaves on the road when I'm out on my motorcycle.

Distracted drivers.

Incoming.

#68 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 01:53 PM

Outgoing

Toddler with a gun

#69 MoeAlfa

MoeAlfa

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 13,322 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 01:58 PM

Cars

Trucks

Buses

#70 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 01:59 PM

Riding a bike to work...totally understandable

#71 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:10 PM

Lima beans

#72 歐開倫

歐開倫

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 550 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:16 PM

Tite spaces, so tite I cante moove my armes.....


Good god, man, you're not supposed to climb inside!

#73 bljones

bljones

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,171 posts
  • Location:CA
  • Interests:Sailing

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:17 PM

Attractive women who tell me everything i say is intelligent and witty and that I am incredibly handsome and so sexy they want to jump into bed with me right now.
That is so fucked up there is no way it's gonna end well.

#74 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:21 PM

For those devious attractive women....they'll do whatever it takes to end up good for them.

#75 btbotfa

btbotfa

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,453 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:23 PM

Large bugs

#76 chinabald

chinabald

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 10,509 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:34 PM

Attractive women who tell me everything i say is intelligent and witty and that I am incredibly handsome and so sexy they want to jump into bed with me right now.
That is so fucked up there is no way it's gonna end well.

they aren't really coming either. No matter how many times they tell it to God.

#77 chester

chester

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,620 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:37 PM

This


Wow! what a great vid. old boats, living aboard, performance art...that guy is a star! why have I not heard of him before??????

#78 Innocent Bystander

Innocent Bystander

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,653 posts
  • Location:Lower Southern MD

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:39 PM

That's easy, losing one of my kids or grandkids or wife. I so wanna go first.


+100.

I'm damn near fearless but losing wife or one of my kids (no grandkids yet) would take me out.

#79 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:40 PM


Attractive women who tell me everything i say is intelligent and witty and that I am incredibly handsome and so sexy they want to jump into bed with me right now.
That is so fucked up there is no way it's gonna end well.

they aren't really coming either. No matter how many times they tell it to God.


That's a shocker.... :lol:

#80 R Booze

R Booze

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,591 posts
  • Location:43 miles from both Mexicos.....
  • Interests:Postponing my funeral 'til tomorrow....

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:45 PM



Attractive women who tell me everything i say is intelligent and witty and that I am incredibly handsome and so sexy they want to jump into bed with me right now.
That is so fucked up there is no way it's gonna end well.

they aren't really coming either. No matter how many times they tell it to God.


That's a shocker.... :lol:


I'm surprised that Left Hook hasn't piped in on this thread yet, and mention vaginas?....

#81 Shibby

Shibby

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,288 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:47 PM

STD's
No Sunday beer sales in Minnesota...

#82 Capt John

Capt John

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,436 posts
  • Location:Chicago

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:47 PM

annual presidential elections

#83 Snaggletooth

Snaggletooth

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,584 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:48 PM

I'm surprised that Left Hook hasn't piped in on this thread yet....



Becuse its girles in geneale , notte any parte in particulare.

#84 GRUMPY

GRUMPY

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 27,133 posts
  • Location:Balikpapan, Indonesia
  • Interests:Hobie Miracle 20

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:50 PM




Attractive women who tell me everything i say is intelligent and witty and that I am incredibly handsome and so sexy they want to jump into bed with me right now.
That is so fucked up there is no way it's gonna end well.

they aren't really coming either. No matter how many times they tell it to God.


That's a shocker.... :lol:


I'm surprised that Left Hook hasn't piped in on this thread yet, and mention vaginas?....


Vaginas? He'd be scared of an oyster served "natural"

#85 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:50 PM

Last summer drove over to Shine to do some windsurfing...

Saw a BIG fat chick in a bikini laying on the beach. And by BIG I mean 350+ lbs., and by bikini, I mean 5 pieces of string and 3 band-aids.

It scared me a lot....a whole lot.

So I left and drove up to Dungeness, the view on the beach while windsurfing was much better

#86 Shibby

Shibby

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,288 posts

Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:57 PM

Do you still have chicken skin?

#87 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:00 PM

Cars built in the UK

#88 grabbler

grabbler

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,824 posts
  • Interests:Drinking beer.
    Mowing.
    Drinking beer while mowing.

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:04 PM

Steak cooked "well done"...

#89 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:06 PM

Seeing hail damage on cars driving across Kansas....

#90 GRUMPY

GRUMPY

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 27,133 posts
  • Location:Balikpapan, Indonesia
  • Interests:Hobie Miracle 20

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:10 PM

Hail damaged thighs.

#91 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:10 PM

Giant chrome wheel with rubber band tires on trucks

#92 R Booze

R Booze

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,591 posts
  • Location:43 miles from both Mexicos.....
  • Interests:Postponing my funeral 'til tomorrow....

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:13 PM

Cars built in the UK


Lucas, Prince of Darkness....

#93 BigBlueSailor

BigBlueSailor

    Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 53 posts
  • Location:Connecticut, USA

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:16 PM

Loosing my wife

Loosing my parents before their time

Having god answer me and say "I have been watching and we need to talk..."

Prison

Failure, not little things but big things

Death....and that being the true end.


#94 GRUMPY

GRUMPY

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 27,133 posts
  • Location:Balikpapan, Indonesia
  • Interests:Hobie Miracle 20

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:20 PM

Posted Image

#95 Soley

Soley

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,841 posts
  • Location:This side of the Atlantic
  • Interests:Take a guess. It ain't too hard.....

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:21 PM

the childishness in the American political system, makes the UK look like they progressed to middle school level.... :ph34r:

#96 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:33 PM

My mother-in-law's cooking used to scare me, but she's gotten better the last couple of years.

#97 Soņadora

Soņadora

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,779 posts
  • Location:The Corn Coast, MN

Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:48 PM

crazy glue failures

shit I don't know

losing a child

dying in a bridge accident

Finnish purple whipped cream that isn't cream - it's beets

showing up at work and realizing I forgot to put on pants

when the power goes out, but the laptop is still on

American Civil War, Part II

#98 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:06 PM

Processed chicken

Sugar

Vanilla Ice Cream

Wendy's Chilli

#99 kmccabe

kmccabe

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 23,072 posts
  • Location:Belly of the Beast.

Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:11 PM

...losing my family. I'd be a dog without a pack.

#100 boomer

boomer

    Anarchist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,204 posts
  • Location:PNW

Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:21 PM

Casu Marzu




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users