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[Shibby]

Kizer Sosaye

+1

[yowie]

Any pissed off woman with a gun is scary...especially if it's a shotgun....and bet more then half of em, aim at the same spot.....

Part of the interview before you're allowed a shotgun license covers that very subject.

"Now Sir, as a responsible owner you will be required to ensure your gun is locked in its cabinet and no one else has access to the keys"

"Understood"

"That includes your wife, not just yours, but all wives. We're sick of dealing with pissed off wives waving shotguns around"

"Thanks for the warning"

I learnt a good lesson that day.

ALL of the guns in our house belong to ME and I am a most excellent shot. Don't need no stinkin' shotgun. Just sayin'. :D/>

SO how does that unspeakable stove of yours survive?:)/>

As much as I'm tempted, I'd be the one to clean up the mess. The cleaner death by mis-electrocution is still the plan. My previous messing with the wiring has produced some sporadic power outages and the Old Man's lessening confidence in its infallability...

Ah, a gradual lessening of confidence by undermining. Sounds like a politician in the house.
And there is always a good old cleaning accident, bleach or gun.
Not a gun cleaning accident then?

[Shibby]

woman with a psychotic disorder...

[USA190520]

Republicans

Men older than 25 with a pony tail

Heights (Was never a problem when I was young)

Under every pony tail is a horses ass....

Simple truth of life

woman with a psychotic disorder...

So, you're gay... Nttawwt

[Nacradriver]

woman with a psychotic disorder...

With the exception of nymphomania

['No.6]

woman with a psychotic disorder...

Dang, that's like all of 'em.

[Snaggletooth]

woman with a psychotic disorder...

Dang, that's like all of 'em.

Nise try, we no you dointe reelley feele that waye.......

[Gouvernail]

Alarm going off when we haven't yet left the scene

[mainsheetsister]

American Civil War Confederate reenactors who don't think that the war is over

[Sol Rosenberg]

American Civil War Confederate reenactors who don't think that the war is over

What? Over? Did you say the War of Northern Aggression is "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

[R Booth]

Any male over the age of 16 that either can't fix shit, doesn't know how to use tools or refuses to get their Seacresty hands dirty. Trust me, they're just not....right.........

[mainsheetsister]

American Civil War Confederate reenactors who don't think that the war is over

What? Over? Did you say the War of Northern Aggression is "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Oh, you don't understand...these people are crazy...they Really believe in this shit.....it is scary!

Really scary!

War of Northern Aggression! Ha! My sister-in-law grew up in Atlanta, and she said that's what it said in her school's history book!

[Shibby]

woman with a psychotic disorder...

Dang, that's like all of 'em.

Nise try, we no you dointe reelley feele that waye.......

crazy drunk psychotic bitches..

[mustang__1]

American Civil War Confederate reenactors who don't think that the war is over

are you sure they're really reenacting then at that point?

[Gouvernail]

my monitor going blank

[JBSF]

American Civil War Confederate reenactors who don't think that the war is over

What? Over? Did you say the War of Northern Aggression is "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Germans?

[Gouvernail]

The Gouvernail posting pictures of naked boys....I'm scared he's going blind....tell me it was a mistake Gouv.

How was I to know? This looks soooo female!!!

[Gouvernail]

that one of these turns out to be a tranny platter...and Boomer sees it before I delete it...

[floating dutchman]

Going to the Mall today, with My Wife and one year old daughter (had palmed the boy off for the afternoon), Seeing a perfectly normal couple with their teenage daughter, then noticing the teenage daughter was pregnant.

What were you doing in Motueka?

Notice I said "normal looking" no where near Motueka.

[mad]

The way this place this gets spammed so easily.

[kmccabe]

a certain unflappable nature....yes darling, mummy has killed daddy, he's planted in the garden over there near the mums, could u put the kettle on for tea?

that's what I was thinking...

[Shaggy]

Not living up to my potential.

Not taking advantage of every opportunity to live life to its fullest.

What are you 12?? In High School?
Come on man, Grab a beer and embrace mediocraty like the rest of us......

B)/>

Yeah, shaggy got it right. I exceeded my potential when I got a job........I love that shaggy misspelled mediocrity!

I blame that one on the wfie..... She insisted there was an A.... Carry on.....

I am not clever enough to speak like Snaggy all the time. That one has made it into an an art....

[President Eisenhowler]

Wendy's Chilli

I actually like Wendy's chili. Not as good as homemade - but it was awesome on a cold day after flying. I haven't had it in 10 years - but it used to be really good.

God help you if you eat it before flying in an unpressurized aircraft.

[DarthSailor]

American Civil War Confederate reenactors who don't think that the war is over

What? Over? Did you say the War of Northern Aggression is "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Oh, you don't understand...these people are crazy...they Really believe in this shit.....it is scary!

Really scary!

War of Northern Aggression! Ha! My sister-in-law grew up in Atlanta, and she said that's what it said in her school's history book!

Still does say that in the text books.

[boomer]

The economy....

[plchacker]

38). Finding a pregnancy tester kit in the bath room?....

With said 16 yo daughter..

[yowie]

Or your wife when you havent been getting any

[atoyot]

American Civil War Confederate reenactors who don't think that the war is over

What? Over? Did you say the War of Northern Aggression is "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Germans?

Some futile and stupid stupid gesture needs to be done on somebody's part.... and we're just the ones to do it.

[Hack]

Smelly sneakers.

[Murphy Moose]

me?

[mad]

Wendy's Chilli

I actually like Wendy's chili. Not as good as homemade - but it was awesome on a cold day after flying. I haven't had it in 10 years - but it used to be really good.

God help you if you eat it before flying in an unpressurized aircraft.

You just know Jeffs gonna have some gawd awful story about the new guy, the stench, flight suits etc didn't you?
And now you dared him to post it up!

[Mojo Risin]

Or your wife when you havent been getting any

Or after you've had your vasectomy for some time.

[yowie]

Or your wife when you havent been getting any

Or after you've had your vasectomy for some time.

... and I should have added, and the result was positive...

[Shibby]

woman with a psychotic disorder...

Dang, that's like all of 'em.

Nise try, we no you dointe reelley feele that waye.......

crazy drunk psychotic bitches..

you're right Snagglebob, it was my own fault leaving a woman in a rum bar ...

[GRUMPY]

As a young bloke, 8-10 foot sets with sneakers. And a mate saying "who's gonna be a pussy"

Nowadays? My driver, he's fooking crazy.

[Wreck™]

As a young bloke, 8-10 foot sets with sneakers.

Please explain Grumps , waves? large women in tennies?

[Delta Blues]

Legislative, Executive and Judicial Branches with either party in control.

[Great Red Shark]

"Only two things scare me and one of them is Nuclear weapons."

[boomer]

As a young bloke, 8-10 foot sets with sneakers.

Please explain Grumps , waves? large women in tennies?

8-10 footers mixed with sets of big ones.

[Gouvernail]

Today it was::

Talking with one of teh local boat guys who wanted to meet us for lunch on his cell.

he said, "Sure I'm kinda overwhelmed by this mess right now but as soon as I get this....." DEAD PHONE..!!

No answer on call back.

So, as we didn't know if he was moving an engine block off a shelf or just happened to hit the off switch, the rest of us loaded in the truck and heded to the other guy's shop.

Nothing, his battery had died.

Whew!!!

[yowie]

Being on National TV, or international for that matter.

[silent bob]

Men in suits and sunglasses knocking at the front door.

[Point Break]

As a young bloke, 8-10 foot sets with sneakers.

Please explain Grumps , waves? large women in tennies?

Unless I miss the translation you're in the lineup at the right spot for the 10 footers - which is a very big wave - and you look out as the set comes in and there is a mucher bigger wave which is feathering across the top so you know it's going to break before it gets to you, washing your sorry ass all the way to the beach thus negating the 30 minute paddle out you just did to get outside the impact zone. So you paddle like a manic out to try and beat the break and get outside again. At the end of the 30 or 45 second all out sprint paddle you are at the wave pushing up the face nearly vertical, inches away from getting over the top and the wave pitches out pulling you over the falls and into the rinse cycle with a 8 foot board leashed to your leg and you tumble all the way to the beach trying to dodge the board that is doing the kick your ass dance all the way. When you finally get to the beach, can breath again and turn to look out at the break, all you see is 10 foot lines uninterupted all the way to the horizon and realize you're looking at another 30 minute paddle to get outside again. I usually decide God is telling me my session is over.

[boomer]

Men in suits and sunglasses knocking at the front door.

[yowie]

As an Aussie, this is pretty worrying.
In the UK, the law places Aussies at the bottom of the barrel.
You can get fined for calling someone an Aussie, even when they are a Kiwi.
And all that work we did lifting the profile of our wine and stuff...
http://news.ninemsn....d-an-australian

[USA190520]

Walmart shoppers

Backward inbred hillbilly stumpfucks

[Murphy Moose]

[slap]

Anyone who has 80% or more of their posts in Political Anarchy.

[Left Hook]

Anyone who posts in Political Anarchy.

fixed that for you.

[Maxx Baqustae]

Men in suits and sunglasses knocking at the front door.

You mean these guys?

[4knotSB]

Any male over the age of 16 that either can't fix shit, doesn't know how to use tools or refuses to get their Seacresty hands dirty. Trust me, they're just not....right.........

Don't knock them, they are what we call "customers".

[HobieAnarchy]

American Civil War Confederate reenactors who don't think that the war is over

What? Over? Did you say the War of Northern Aggression is "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Germans?

*** sigh ***
How many times do we have to explain this?

[dolphinmaster]

Easy one. I told my wife this after a bad dream and she started laughing - then stopped and said Oh NO WAY why did you tell me that? Now its one of her big fears too!

Her brothers 4 kids showing up on our front door step needing parents and a roof over their head. Best description I could give is last time I was visiting I taught his two oldest kids they sleep between the sheets on the bed not ontop of them! Culture shock moving them to California would be the makings of a Epic Reality TV show even drinkable water from the tap would be a shock to them. Sad but true

Where do they live now without drinkable water etc.?

[boomer]

What are you subconsiously afraid of quiz.

http://www.youthink....take&obj_id=750

[Maxx Baqustae]

Anyone who has 80% or more of their posts in Political Anarchy.

No shit! Silly place.

[Clyde]

Carneys

[R Booth]

And short cops.....

[robert o]

Rihanna and any one of her vacuous followers who see her as a role model for young women. Surely her existance is one of the signs of the apocalypse

[WhiteLightnin']

The apathy of the average American voter

Anyone who votes a straight party ticket

Having the hose go limp in the middle of the fire (personally and proffessionally)

Being a half a step slow when it really matters

Not having enough time to dig the graves deep enough for the dirtbags that think "this looks like a good house to break into"

[Gubernaculum]

Being on dialysis, paralyzed, or having ALS. Or the prospect of Alzheimer's/dementia, but by then you don't really know/care.

[Black Sox]

Being on dialysis, paralyzed, or having ALS. Or the prospect of Alzheimer's/dementia, but by then you don't really know/care.

I always used to think being paralysed would be the worst thing that could happen. Now I reckon being blind would be worse.

If you had to choose between paralysis and blindness, which would you take, and why?

[Gubernaculum]

Being paraplegic (waist down) or blind wouldn't be the end of the world IMO - you can still have a pretty decent quality of life and independence. It's being a quadraplegic that scares me. I'm sure someone on this board has experience with a loved one in that state and I feel for them. Most of the quads I've seen also had brain damage from whatever accident caused their paralysis.

I guess the theme behind my fears is: loss of control of surroundings, loss of the mind which makes us human, and the suffering of my family/society should they have to care for me in that unnatural state. Anybody with similar concerns as me should make sure he has a living will, discussed preferences with family, etc. I'm my own 'death panel' so my family doesn't have to be saddled with that decision in a tough time. $100k/yr in nursing home care, plus $infinity in ICU/hospital care, whether it's my money or insurance/govt/medicare's, would be better spent putting a bunch of deserving kids through college or something.

[GRUMPY]

[hard aground]

I'm thinking mid 2000's Beatles album cover.

[R Booth]

More like beetles....

[Ishmael]

There's the Zombies of the Apocalypse right there. I'm sure there's an app for that.

[usa 917]

Fake Mac 26,

[couchsurfer]

.......this'd be pretty for up the list for me.......

.....from today's news..............


Japan tunnel collapse traps cars




Police officers and firefighters gather at the exit of the Sasago Tunnel in central Japan Sunday morning. Police said that parts of the tunnel collapsed, trapping an unknown number of vehicles as smoke from a fire inside prevented rescuers from approaching
Kyodo News/The Associated News

TOKYO—Parts of a tunnel collapsed Sunday on a highway west of Tokyo, trapping an unknown number of vehicles as smoke from a fire inside initially prevented rescuers from approaching.
Video footage from cameras inside the tunnel, after the fire was apparently extinguished, showed firefighters picking their way through cement roof panels that collapsed onto vehicles inside the Sasago Tunnel, about 80 kilometres from the city.
About 25 vehicles were inside the 4.3-kilometre tunnel, some of them trucks stopped by the tunnel’s collapse.
A police spokesman said they were still seeking details about the situation inside the tunnel.
Police vehicles, fire trucks and ambulances were massed outside the tunnel’s entrance. A man who said he saw the collapse and alerted authorities to the emergency told NHK television he managed to escape after he was ordered to flee.
The roof and windows of another vehicle parked on the roadside outside the tunnel were crushed, and the injured occupants reportedly taken to a hospital.

[mainsheetsister]

.......this'd be pretty for up the list for me.......

.....from today's news..............


Japan tunnel collapse traps cars




Police officers and firefighters gather at the exit of the Sasago Tunnel in central Japan Sunday morning. Police said that parts of the tunnel collapsed, trapping an unknown number of vehicles as smoke from a fire inside prevented rescuers from approaching
Kyodo News/The Associated News

TOKYO—Parts of a tunnel collapsed Sunday on a highway west of Tokyo, trapping an unknown number of vehicles as smoke from a fire inside initially prevented rescuers from approaching.
Video footage from cameras inside the tunnel, after the fire was apparently extinguished, showed firefighters picking their way through cement roof panels that collapsed onto vehicles inside the Sasago Tunnel, about 80 kilometres from the city.
About 25 vehicles were inside the 4.3-kilometre tunnel, some of them trucks stopped by the tunnel’s collapse.
A police spokesman said they were still seeking details about the situation inside the tunnel.
Police vehicles, fire trucks and ambulances were massed outside the tunnel’s entrance. A man who said he saw the collapse and alerted authorities to the emergency told NHK television he managed to escape after he was ordered to flee.
The roof and windows of another vehicle parked on the roadside outside the tunnel were crushed, and the injured occupants reportedly taken to a hospital.

Ordered to flee? I don't think I'd need to be told to get the hell outta there....

[couchsurfer]

.......this'd be pretty for up the list for me.......

.....from today's news..............


Japan tunnel collapse traps cars




Police officers and firefighters gather at the exit of the Sasago Tunnel in central Japan Sunday morning. Police said that parts of the tunnel collapsed, trapping an unknown number of vehicles as smoke from a fire inside prevented rescuers from approaching
Kyodo News/The Associated News

TOKYO—Parts of a tunnel collapsed Sunday on a highway west of Tokyo, trapping an unknown number of vehicles as smoke from a fire inside initially prevented rescuers from approaching.
Video footage from cameras inside the tunnel, after the fire was apparently extinguished, showed firefighters picking their way through cement roof panels that collapsed onto vehicles inside the Sasago Tunnel, about 80 kilometres from the city.
About 25 vehicles were inside the 4.3-kilometre tunnel, some of them trucks stopped by the tunnel’s collapse.
A police spokesman said they were still seeking details about the situation inside the tunnel.
Police vehicles, fire trucks and ambulances were massed outside the tunnel’s entrance. A man who said he saw the collapse and alerted authorities to the emergency told NHK television he managed to escape after he was ordered to flee.
The roof and windows of another vehicle parked on the roadside outside the tunnel were crushed, and the injured occupants reportedly taken to a hospital.

Ordered to flee? I don't think I'd need to be told to get the hell outta there....

...........you're not japanese


...I wonder if there was any car-cams

[soak_ed]

I have driven/ridden through that tunnel several times in the late '80s/early '90s. Japan is full of mountains and tunnels on the expressways there are ubiquitous. Now what always frightened me was driving through the middle of Tokyo on the Tomei expressway which is pretty much an elevated highway straight through the middle of town. It was always fun to sit in the perpetually congested traffic and think about reaching you hand out the car window into somebody's 4th floor office. I always hoped I wouldn't be on that highway when the big one hit. It's gonna happen one of these days and it won't be pretty.

[Tim042]

American Civil War Confederate reenactors who don't think that the war is over

What? Over? Did you say the War of Northern Aggression is "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Germans?

*** sigh ***
How many times do we have to explain this?

The proper response was "Forget it, he's rolling."

[kmccabe]

Sharks - with laser beams...

[Snaggletooth]

Sharks - with frikken laser beams...

[Tim042]

Know your SA meme.

[Dorado]

clicking on a cleverly disguised Void Ho link

[Left Hook]

Women who dress like This

[Left Hook]

Parachutes not opening: http://www.telegraph...ls-to-open.html

[couchsurfer]

Parachutes not opening: http://www.telegraph...ls-to-open.html

...............''it's not fun if it's not dangerous''


.

[mad]

Any pissed off woman with a gun is scary...especially if it's a shotgun....and bet more then half of em, aim at the same spot.....

Part of the interview before you're allowed a shotgun license covers that very subject.

"Now Sir, as a responsible owner you will be required to ensure your gun is locked in its cabinet and no one else has access to the keys"

"Understood"

"That includes your wife, not just yours, but all wives. We're sick of dealing with pissed off wives waving shotguns around"

"Thanks for the warning"

I learnt a good lesson that day.

ALL of the guns in our house belong to ME and I am a most excellent shot. Don't need no stinkin' shotgun. Just sayin'.

The wife of a Norfolk council leader believed to have been killed by her husband was shot with one of her own guns, police have said.

Just sayin..

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-20594552

[Shibby]

restaurants that use msg and glutamate...

[boomer]

Parachutes not opening: http://www.telegraph...ls-to-open.html

...............''it's not fun if it's not dangerous''


.

+973

[Maxx Baqustae]

Parachutes not opening: http://www.telegraph...ls-to-open.html

...............''it's not fun if it's not dangerous''


.

+973

Besides the fact the guy being not being in the Darwin Hall of Fame by not dying did he change his name to Wile E. Coyote? "Poof!!!"

[couchsurfer]

on the sailrocket thread,,someone wondered what it would be like if a solid wing was -attached- to a kiteboarder....
........I googed 'ripped-apart body picture',,it's amazing what pictures yer can find on -anything-!!

....came across a site of human-gore pictures and a fan-base forum!! ......stuff like that -SCARES- me!!!

[Left Hook]

What scares me the most? Being smothered to death by delicious boobies...

[R Booth]

What scares me the most? Being smothered to death by delicious boobies...

Trust me, you'll never have to face this problem....

[_Vegas_]

Vegans

Vegas

The place or the resin guy over in Fixit Anarchy?

Potentially both. Does he wear pointy shoes and a leather jacket?

Only on dress down days, I believe

I lose the leather jacket on dress down days and go denim - but the pointy shoes are alwasy a must!

[mad]

Resin tech/lab guys....... Now they do scare me!

[mikewof]

One of my worst fears came to life today in Connecticut.

[Left Hook]

Lunatics being able to get their hands on firearms...