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#1 Editor

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:50 AM

Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Mumm 30 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!

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#2 Varan

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:01 AM

The mark is over there!

#3 Ross

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:01 AM

You can go this way, or that way. Pick one!!



#4 haggers

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:09 AM

Not Farr 40 - Try Mumm 30??



#5 JRC808

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:14 AM

-Well skip, we go this way, jibe and go that way.

 

-When you finish pissing, lets jibe.



#6 JDL

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:15 AM

Here comes Numbers!  I'm ready for my hug!



#7 Sailor90

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:20 AM

Fluffer! I need a Fluffer!

 

Barking mad secret handshake of course.



#8 Jayavarman

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:23 AM

Coming about in 3, 2, ...



#9 cirrhosis of the river

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:25 AM

Smell this. Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.



#10 atefooterz

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:29 AM

North sails said we were Barking Mad, making the Quantum leap to ensure podium success !



#11 B.Wilkinson

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:32 AM

We can either go this way,or that way after we round. But it doesn't really matter...We're gonna win anyways!



#12 JonRowe

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:32 AM

Clowns to the left of us, joker's to the right, and here I am stuck in the middle with you!



#13 Trevor17

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:36 AM

"Ok now touch your nose with your index finger, we cannot have a drunk tactician"



#14 Mexican

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:36 AM

Not Farr 40 - Try Mumm 30??

Tick!



#15 Dawg Gonit

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:38 AM

HMMM, This is how someone told me that Tempesta would check angles...Let's see if it works



#16 Flatbag

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:38 AM

Yeah, I have actually met that Editor dude from SA and his dick really is this long!



#17 LASERXD

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:44 AM

"how's our angle?"



#18 thedryguy

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:44 AM

It's THIS big, I swear!



#19 Mambo Kings

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:45 AM

TH:  "Hey guys, Scot Tempestous doesnt know his left hand from his right hand, there is no way that this is 40 feet"



#20 thedryguy

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:50 AM

I'd like to direct your attention to the emergency exits, located on either side of the air craft..



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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:58 AM

TH:  "Hey guys, Scot Tempestous doesnt know his left hand from his right hand, there is no way that this is 40 feet"

 

Because Scot doesn't know shit, or doesn't know the dif between and Farr 40 or a Mumm/Farr 30.  Hint: pole vs. sprit.



#22 m60lmg

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:00 AM

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#23 dumper

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:04 AM

im just gonna stand here and point at things, that seems to work.



#24 Bull367

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:19 AM

FARR 40? Perhaps a 'guess this boat' is necessary. The Barking Mad that raced in Annapolis was a FARR 30.

 



#25 jakegraft

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:37 AM

Hutch, where's bowman?

#26 V_One

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:39 AM

Dude! Wheres my Farr 40! It's like this big man! How are we gunna win on a Farr 30?



#27 Irish River

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:46 AM

Look girls in Bikinis. Skip, why are we wearing salopettes again? 



#28 SeanM

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:46 AM

my turn for a blow job, awww come on the other guy up front is getting one!



#29 atwinda

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 05:25 AM

Maybe if I point at something else, no one will notice the 100% bull shit "reef" points in our mainsail. 



#30 laser3818

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 05:30 AM

wait, I get it. It is a fucking triangle course. the other guys are going to that mark way up there...

#31 PATSYQPATSY

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 05:40 AM

"There are 2 West Marines in Annapolis, one past Eastport and one over there by the Mall."

"Crap, dude! Two West Marines? There goes the neighborhood."

#32 Recidivist

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 06:30 AM

The new pressure will come from over there, or over there.



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Posted 07 May 2013 - 06:41 AM

well, this is a step in the right direction.



#34 mikeclaxton

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 06:48 AM

!Men[s] overboard!



#35 Chris UK

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 07:57 AM

“Nathan and Ian gave great hugs but Paul always looked away like this”

 

or,

 

“Why does everyone keep asking me if I am ok? Now can someone give me my afternoon hug please”



#36 Jason AUS

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 08:23 AM

It's fun to stay at the.... Y..... M..... C..... A......

#37 Martin Richomme

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 09:05 AM

You want me to do the sprinkler? ... Ok here it is!!



#38 Sailbydate

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 09:36 AM

If you two guys are going to piss on my parade, have the decency to face the right way.



#39 Sheep of the Bow

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 09:39 AM

Not Farr 40 - Try Mumm 30? 

 

 

 

Thank God - thought I was losing the plot...

 

S.



#40 spike

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 10:08 AM

Jim: Fellate Me.



#41 tbm

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 10:35 AM

Artemis are over there ,oracle are over there so we are staying here cause bad things won't happen

#42 Kevlar Edge

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 11:01 AM

"I Like the Left, But the right looks good"



#43 evenflow

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 11:17 AM

I might be able to hit them from here?



#44 RATM

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 11:21 AM

Ok, this one is a little below the belt.

 

Jim, Can I get on your dental plan?. The gap in my teeth is this wide



#45 Mike in CT

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 11:23 AM

Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Farr 40 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!

You see guys; this is how it should look when you stick the landing after the uneven bars routine



#46 LakeBoy

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:26 PM

I really like the bar over there however there is a great burger joint over here.  Which one should we hit after the race?



#47 trimfast

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:28 PM

Considering how far ahead they were every race, I'll just say, "we do want we want"

#48 bellum

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:31 PM

Photo boats here and here.  You guys can play with yourselves till the douse, Mexican style.



#49 zoom zoom

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:32 PM

Which way to Hooters????



#50 Dave Kirkpatrick

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:32 PM

Gimme a T!!!



#51 Q Ball

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:34 PM

Man, I thought this boat was THIS much bigger...WTF?



#52 Vogel515

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:39 PM

"the crew looked on as Terry started to feel like an ass after his raucous celebration at the gate"



#53 Aviator

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:54 PM

C'mon guys!  Gimme a break.  You know better than to piss that way...you always pee that way, over the leeward side!



#54 Gunny

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:54 PM

Skipper:   'And Saint Hutch raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--'

 

Pit Ginger: 'Skip a bit, Brother'

 

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#55 Estevo

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:10 PM

THAT'S the WIND and THAT'S the SAIL!  GOT IT?!?!!!



#56 HoagieCat

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:13 PM

Hutch and the rest of the misfit crew were set adrift and left to their own devices



#57 Terrafirma

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:20 PM

Mumms the Word Boys..! This is how you fool the boys at Sailing Anarchy. Ha Ha Ha..................................................... :wub:  :wub:  :wub:



#58 bellum

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:20 PM

Jim, look here and here.  This proves white boats are faster than blue boats.



#59 kent_island_sailor

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:21 PM

Here:

 

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#60 vtsail

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:29 PM

TH:  "Hey guys, Scot Tempestous doesnt know his left hand from his right hand, there is no way that this is 40 feet"

 

Because Scot doesn't know shit, or doesn't know the dif between and Farr 40 or a Mumm/Farr 30.  Hint: pole vs. sprit.

Seriously?  Have you ever seen a Farr 40?



#61 afondecalle

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:36 PM

Not like that boss. For the Titanic scene you must lay on the lifeline.



#62 F#&%IFIKNOW

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:36 PM

You do the hokey pokey and you.......

#63 surf nazi

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:37 PM

Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Farr 40 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!

 

 

 

Ewwww, I got some white stuff on my face and I tried to wipe it off and now it's on my hands !!  Get it off, get it off !!



#64 surf nazi

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:39 PM

 

Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Farr 40 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!

 

 

 

Ewwww, I got some white stuff on my face and I tried to wipe it off and now it's on my hands !!  Get it off, get it off !!

 

 

and for the next one:

 

Jim used to have this much money but .......



#65 Tack nazi

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:41 PM

Wind that way, current that way. Oh wait.



#66 clamslapper

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:45 PM

Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Farr 40 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!

 

 

"I don't know why, but they're going to put up a picture of us on SA; let's see if we can star in the most boring caption contest ever."



#67 BalticBandit

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:51 PM

Dearly Beloved We are Gathered here....



You May Be Seated!



Duck Duck GOOSE!



Simon Sez!



Always Do your stretches before hard Exercise!



#68 KC-4644

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:53 PM

Pulp Fiction comes to mind....

 

Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin.

Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.

Pumpkin: [Standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

Honey Bunny: Any of you f&%#ing pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf^&#ing last one of ya!

 

Here is a visual if you need it

 

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#69 BalticBandit

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:55 PM

If you Believe!!! Flap Your Hands!



#70 Stephano

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:57 PM

There used to be a great Boater's World over there....



#71 DRIFTW00D

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:02 PM

Guys WE GOT BOTH, I saw  Beer & Rum in the cooler!"



#72 CraptainJack

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:04 PM

So windward first huh? Where the wind comes from?



#73 Dave L

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:05 PM

We can try way...or that way. 



#74 kent_island_sailor

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:10 PM

Fisherman over there. Crab traps over there.



#75 Shibby

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:15 PM

Charades



#76 RobbieB

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:16 PM

Which way did they go? They went thataway!

#77 port tack

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:26 PM

You guys see all the boat over here and over there?  We need to figure out how to keep them back there.



#78 Vendredi

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:34 PM

I`m just going to stand fucking backwards and randomly point! It`s not like you listen anyway! Dumb fucking drivers...



#79 Remodel

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:42 PM

This is my other Jesus impression.



#80 bluelaser2

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:47 PM

Don't shoot- the guy to my left has all the cash !



#81 SailerJerry

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:48 PM

You could buy one of those comfortable seats from West Marine and put it here, or here.



#82 B.Wilkinson

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:53 PM

 

TH:  "Hey guys, Scot Tempestous doesnt know his left hand from his right hand, there is no way that this is 40 feet"

 

Because Scot doesn't know shit, or doesn't know the dif between and Farr 40 or a Mumm/Farr 30.  Hint: pole vs. sprit.

Seriously?  Have you ever seen a Farr 40?

Hahahaha. +1



#83 Hoyannapolis

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 02:58 PM

Bow Before Me



#84 AYACHT

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:05 PM

Jim I love you this much.



#85 miniacaris

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:15 PM

Annapolis, you've been a great audience!



#86 Saltfish2

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:17 PM

Everbody back off! There is man getting head here!



#87 USA190520

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:32 PM


Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Farr 40 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!


I know it says farr40 Brad, but trust me it shrank.. What did you wash it with last night?

#88 WhoaTed

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:35 PM

"That's not what I meant when I said we need to point higher..." (facepalm)



#89 m54kings

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:41 PM

"No, guys, I'm super serious... The other boats are at least this much bigger..." 



#90 Rum Runner

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:55 PM

Hey guys, I left my sunglasses back there.  Let's turn around.



#91 smelly weasel

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:12 PM

By flapping our arms we go faster!



#92 mcsailor0303

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:15 PM

hold..hold..hold... MADE!



#93 Aviator

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:28 PM

Women know about shrinkage, right?



#94 Hound92

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:34 PM

"I'm the king of the world!"  



#95 tronner

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:36 PM

"Always remember...it takes three of you...to make up for one of me".  My favorite T Hutch line in our Cat 3 vs Cat 1 discussion.  That's some funny shit!  :D



#96 moekafka

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:37 PM

Everything from heeere to over there are belong to me.



#97 Bump-n-Grind

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:37 PM

"When I was a kid I used to race Optis down there.. and then later ..."



#98 robmo01

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:37 PM

"you put your right hand out you put your left hand out, you do the hoky poky and you turn yourself around......come on you guys sing!"



#99 NewportStormer

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:52 PM

Paul Cayard is THIS BIG of an asshole! Look how well we are doing, and he fired me?!?!



#100 locster13

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 04:57 PM

Paul hurt my feelings. Please hold me and make it all better.






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