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#1 R Booze

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:12 PM

And other inane anarchial tweeteresque posts about your mundane, insignificant & boring un-accomplishments that didn't quite make the news today. But we know they're important to you, and we really wanna hear about them.....:lol:



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:15 PM

I went to a wedding last weekend and met family members that I did not know I had.



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:16 PM

WTF is a "go-head"?

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:17 PM

WTF is a "go-head"?

Tojo's



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:19 PM

WTF is a Tojo? 

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants.  That fucking squirrel is gonna die...



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:27 PM

WTF is a Tojo? 

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants.  That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:31 PM

WTF is a Tojo? 

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants.  That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

 

:lol:.....



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:54 PM

It's 95F with a heat index of 109 on the jobsite, I'm installing a 2-1/2" back-flow preventer out in this shit...don't tell the Ol' Lady but I'm gonna play hooky tomorrow and go sail, swim and drink cold beer...Maybe even do a little "bird watching"...

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:54 PM

finished second in a race on a lake nobody knows about in a race that does not count



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:56 PM


WTF is a Tojo? 
 
I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants.  That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops


I remember when they were called thongs.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:15 PM

That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Found three rabbits grazing in one of our flowerbeds out front this morning.  If I could just teach the bastards to eat the grass instead....



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:17 PM

finished second in a race on a lake nobody knows about in a race that does not count

 

 

Ok Folks, now ^THIS^ is what I'm talking about! WFD, Len, may your cup of life continue to overflow with mediocrity.......:lol:



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:19 PM

Hiked 12 miles today in northern UK Lake District from Orton to Kirkby Stephan. Rained like hell for an hour or so and off and on all day. Couple of Brits Mrs PB and I hiked with for a while said it was a summer shower and we haven't seen "rained like hell" yet. Shit! In Southern California we'd have been sandbagging! Tomorrow we do another 12 to Keld and we'll be 1/2 way through the 190 miles from coast to coast. 8 days down, 8 more to go. Wonderful experience so far.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:19 PM

Last night I freed an alligator lizard that was stuck in a box in my shop. He was most grateful for my act of kindness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then Saki found him under the palm tree.....



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:21 PM

By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

Go figure.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:21 PM

 

WTF is a Tojo? 
 
I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants.  That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops

 

I remember when they were called thongs.

Do you remember Tiddies?

 

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:24 PM


 


WTF is a Tojo? 
 
I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants.  That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops
 
I remember when they were called thongs.
Do you remember Tiddies?
 
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They're flaps.............go a heads is also acceptable. Thongs, zorries,, flip flops..........inlander words.
Sorry.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:26 PM

slippahs



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:26 PM

By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

Go figure.

 

 

You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:28 PM

Why do I always grab a dog poop bag with a little hoe in it?

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:30 PM

By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".
Go figure.

 
 
You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....
I've decided they don't speak English..............and "bacon" isn't bacon. It's frigging Canadian Bacon..........imagine my disappointment.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:32 PM

By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

Go figure.

 

Or howe they saye Smithewickes!



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:32 PM

Why do I always grab a dog poop bag with a little hoe in it?

 

 

You're doing it wrong----there's much better hoes on Craigslist....



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:33 PM

Why do I always grab a dog poop bag with a little hoe in it?

 

 

You're doing it wrong----there's much better hoes on Craigslist....

 

 

tee up noise!!!    :)



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:46 PM

I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:47 PM

I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

 

 

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:48 PM

I took my umbrellas down on the porch last night.. they were calling for thunderstorms.



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:52 PM

I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

Happy Birthday

 

My hoop has a hole in it.....

 

Edit

 

Try wearing them on your feet Rico



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:57 PM

finished second in a race on a lake nobody knows about in a race that does not count

 

 

Ok Folks, now ^THIS^ is what I'm talking about! WFD, Len, may your cup of life continue to overflow with mediocrity....... :lol:

 

Thanks. I did not want to brag but it was on an old a classic J24, winds were variable at 0 to 4 knots. One of the gusts might have hit double digits. Everyone was ok though, we know what we are doing out here.



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 08:38 PM

 

By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".
Go figure.

 
 
You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....
I've decided they don't speak English..............and "bacon" isn't bacon. It's frigging Canadian Bacon..........imagine my disappointment.

and why oh fucking why is their some ham product out there that everybody else in the fucking world calls "canadian bacon"???  i'm a fucking canadian and we eat fucking bacon!  we also grow the pigs, kill the pigs and process the pigs into fucking bacon...in strips.  i don't even know what "canadian bacon" is but if you order bacon and you get fried ham STOP CALLING IT CANADIAN FUCKING BACON!

 

Oh and have a great time PB! :)



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 08:41 PM

 

WTF is a Tojo? 
 
I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants.  That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops

 

I remember when they were called thongs.

and when flip flops were thongs, thongs were what? g strings?



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 08:54 PM


 


By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".
Go figure.

 
 
You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....
I've decided they don't speak English..............and "bacon" isn't bacon. It's frigging Canadian Bacon..........imagine my disappointment.
and why oh fucking why is their some ham product out there that everybody else in the fucking world calls "canadian bacon"???  i'm a fucking canadian and we eat fucking bacon!  we also grow the pigs, kill the pigs and process the pigs into fucking bacon...in strips.  i don't even know what "canadian bacon" is but if you order bacon and you get fried ham STOP CALLING IT CANADIAN FUCKING BACON!
 
Oh and have a great time PB! :)
I've wondered that as well. What do ya'll call it?

And we are. All kidding aside the people here are very nice, met some great folks.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:03 PM

 

 

WTF is a Tojo? 
 
I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants.  That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops

 

I remember when they were called thongs.

and when flip flops were thongs, thongs were what? g strings?

Those thongs were not invented yet.

 

Shower shoes



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:06 PM


finished second in a race on a lake nobody knows about in a race that does not count


Can you give the Ed a hand with his registration? He's having problems with the same event.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:15 PM

I still call them thongs. My kids blush every time, and most others in the room jaws drop.

 

 

WTF is a Tojo? 
 
I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants.  That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops

 

I remember when they were called thongs.


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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:29 PM

 

 


 


By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".
Go figure.

 
 
You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....
I've decided they don't speak English..............and "bacon" isn't bacon. It's frigging Canadian Bacon..........imagine my disappointment.
and why oh fucking why is their some ham product out there that everybody else in the fucking world calls "canadian bacon"???  i'm a fucking canadian and we eat fucking bacon!  we also grow the pigs, kill the pigs and process the pigs into fucking bacon...in strips.  i don't even know what "canadian bacon" is but if you order bacon and you get fried ham STOP CALLING IT CANADIAN FUCKING BACON!
 
Oh and have a great time PB! :)
I've wondered that as well. What do ya'll call it?

And we are. All kidding aside the people here are very nice, met some great folks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon wiki says it it was you bloody yankees who started calling back bacon (from the loin) canadian bacon.  unfortunately for you right now, wiki also says that they eat back bacon almost exclusively in the UK...maybe ask for side bacon tomorrow morning and see if you can score a fix ;)



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:39 PM

That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Found three rabbits grazing in one of our flowerbeds out front this morning.  If I could just teach the bastards to eat the grass instead....

Chipmunks dug up all my wife's crocus bulbs. Damn rabbit decided that the middle of my north lawn would make a perfect place to give birth.  I now have a 10" diameter spot dug out of what had been a weed free lawn. Damn wild minks and raccoons have discovered the fish pond.  3 deer wandering across the yard in the last 3 days.  I think one of them gave me the finger.  I think our neighborhood coyote has gone on strike.



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 10:04 PM

 

That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Found three rabbits grazing in one of our flowerbeds out front this morning.  If I could just teach the bastards to eat the grass instead....

Chipmunks dug up all my wife's crocus bulbs. Damn rabbit decided that the middle of my north lawn would make a perfect place to give birth.  I now have a 10" diameter spot dug out of what had been a weed free lawn. Damn wild minks and raccoons have discovered the fish pond.  3 deer wandering across the yard in the last 3 days.  I think one of them gave me the finger.  I think our neighborhood coyote has gone on strike.

At least you don't find snakes in your pool.



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 10:10 PM

This is the type of nonsense thread that I enjoy

 

Good on ya Ricky

 

That's entertainment

 


http://youtu.be/X6d0fTUZ1jk



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 10:10 PM

When go-heads just won't do:

 

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 10:28 PM

 

 

That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Found three rabbits grazing in one of our flowerbeds out front this morning.  If I could just teach the bastards to eat the grass instead....

Chipmunks dug up all my wife's crocus bulbs. Damn rabbit decided that the middle of my north lawn would make a perfect place to give birth.  I now have a 10" diameter spot dug out of what had been a weed free lawn. Damn wild minks and raccoons have discovered the fish pond.  3 deer wandering across the yard in the last 3 days.  I think one of them gave me the finger.  I think our neighborhood coyote has gone on strike.

At least you don't find snakes in your pool.

No snakes.  Fortunately our resident blue herons have not yet determined that pond pond has fish.  Last time they did they wiped me out within 6 weeks.55 goldfish down to about 3.  Did not know I was running a sushi bar.



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 10:58 PM

 

 

 

That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Found three rabbits grazing in one of our flowerbeds out front this morning.  If I could just teach the bastards to eat the grass instead....

Chipmunks dug up all my wife's crocus bulbs. Damn rabbit decided that the middle of my north lawn would make a perfect place to give birth.  I now have a 10" diameter spot dug out of what had been a weed free lawn. Damn wild minks and raccoons have discovered the fish pond.  3 deer wandering across the yard in the last 3 days.  I think one of them gave me the finger.  I think our neighborhood coyote has gone on strike.

At least you don't find snakes in your pool.

No snakes.  Fortunately our resident blue herons have not yet determined that pond pond has fish.  Last time they did they wiped me out within 6 weeks.55 goldfish down to about 3.  Did not know I was running a sushi bar.

Stepped out the back door Sunday afternoon and saw our resident woodchuck strolling, STROLLING, across the lawn between the potato patch and the tomato garden.  Hello?  There 165 pounds of Labrador, divided between two bundles of muscle and teeth who regard this as their territory.  Best you scurry your furry fat ass if you're out in the daytime.  Fucker.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 12:37 AM

it rained here today and I was pissed, but wine made me feel better.  Is that mediocre enough Boothy?



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:03 AM

Watch your Ps&Qs, Chester; you Canucks have a lot to be sorry for after afflicting us with Celine Dion.  

 

BTW, in a far simpler time, they were called Jap Flaps. Don't play softball in them, no matter how drunk you are. 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:03 AM

Hey Rick how's the amazing techincolor cornbinder running?



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:05 AM

Watch your Ps&Qs, Chester; you Canucks have a lot to be sorry for, after inflicting us with Celine Dion.  

 

BTW, in a far simpler time, they were called Jap Flaps.

 

Careful there, last time we got into a fight with the Canuckistanis, we didn't do too well...



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:30 AM

I'm not.a bacon expert like Kevin, but I think the British bacon is what Americans and Canadians call "fatback cut."

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:32 AM

Took a highly satisfying.dump.


Eh, what the hell, might as well be honest ... taking a highly satisfying dump.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:48 AM

Watch your Ps&Qs, Chester; you Canucks have a lot to be sorry for, after inflicting us with Celine Dion.  

 

BTW, in a far simpler time, they were called Jap Flaps.

 

Careful there, last time we got into a fight with the Canuckistanis, we didn't do too well...

 

1812? Bah, we were still in the Minor Leagues then. Now, the cast of Glee could run roughshod over the entire country. 

 

And that's before James Cameron, William Shatner, Niel Young, Jim Carrey, Keanu Reeves, Brad Pitt, the afore mentioned whiney-assed bitch, poutine, and a whole host of other indignities. Besides, they're just so phukin' Canadian



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 02:18 AM

A police sergeant friend once told me about him blowing up a squirrel.  I think I'll give him a call in the morning....

 

 

Oh...and in my world, they were always called thongs, then flip-flops.  So...when women started wearing "thongs", I got very confused.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 02:44 AM

A police sergeant friend once told me about him blowing up a squirrel.  I think I'll give him a call in the morning....
 
 
Oh...and in my world, they were always called thongs, then flip-flops.  So...when women started wearing "thongs", I got very confused.


But no doubt excited.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 02:53 AM

just farted and it was dry



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 03:15 AM

Baby steps, Fred, baby steps.....



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:22 AM

Waldo  just caught the glow in teh dark frisbee with all  his feet off the ground five times in a row.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:27 AM

Just saw the Kia Cadenza Girl again...

 

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:30 AM

Shucked 117 dozen Apalachicola oysters tonight at the oyster bar...fair to middlin' night for this time of year...

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 06:33 AM

WTF is a Tojo? 

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants.  That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Thongs

 

fixed

 

(lets keep it rolling)



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 06:36 AM

Took a highly satisfying.dump.


Eh, what the hell, might as well be honest ... taking a highly satisfying dump.

 

 

Colorado Steamer ???

 

or like the Facking Huge SteamingBoat Colorado ???

 

either way where are you taking to ???????????

 

 

No Forget It !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :o



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 09:11 AM

I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

 

Colonoscopy:  The original origin of BOHICA



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 11:00 AM

Last night I freed an alligator lizard that was stuck in a box in my shop. He was most grateful for my act of kindness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then Saki found him under the palm tree.....

 


OK, I'll give it a shot.

 

After a minor delay of about 15 years, I finally cut some new wood pieces for the transom of my aluminum skiff. I got to the part where I needed to clamp everything to the boat to locate and drill holes, so I went to fetch the boat, which is on some sawhorses. I put it on the ground and turned it upright, at which point three baby birds came tumbling out of the bow. Looking up in there, I saw their nest, inverted but intact, and a fourth bird.

 

I gathered the birds in one hand, flipped the boat back up onto the sawhorses, and put them back in the nest. They seem to be doing OK.

 

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The thought of tipping off my cat to their presence has crossed my mind, but I've waited 15 years, so a bit longer won't hurt.

 

Was that mundane enough?



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 12:30 PM

A police sergeant friend once told me about him blowing up a squirrel.  I think I'll give him a call in the morning....

 

 

Oh...and in my world, they were always called thongs, then flip-flops.  So...when women started wearing "thongs", I got very confused.

Good thing you were not here. You get two types to choose from, single or double-plugger.

Single are cheaper but the others don't blow out as easily when you are in a hurry.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 12:39 PM

just farted and it was dry


Never trust a fart at your age.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:23 PM

Counted the number of people I caught picking their nose while sitting in traffic on the 405... alarming!



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:27 PM

Well we finally got around to starting to level the back yard after cutting down six big trees last March. Lots of roots & rocks to dig up and/or cut out. Been raining every other day which makes it all a muddy mess.
Broke a tine off my tiller. Pisses me off as it is the second one since Winter when we dug that trench for the gutter and sump pump drainage.
The chipmonks have moved into the wood pile. They watch intently as I dig dirt. I believe they are mocking me. Cruel how those chipmonks can be.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:52 PM

Just found out I've some tire x fender clearance issues on my little 5x8 utility trailer. Anybody know if can get away with just sawzalling them off? The tires protrude 8" outside & beyond the wooden trailer sides. I. e., they'd be fully exposed....

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:54 PM

Just found out I've some tire x fender clearance issues on my little 5x8 utility trailer. Anybody know if can get away with just sawzalling them off? The tires protrude 8" outside & beyond the wooden trailer sides. I. e., they'd be fully exposed....

Just get some spacers so the wheels are totally outside the fenders.

 

Or go for a lift kit to get your clearance:  1285866528_wheelspacer01.jpg



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 02:35 PM

I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

 

Colonoscopy:  The original origin of BOHICA

BOHICA?????
 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 02:43 PM

It rained.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 03:11 PM

And in other inane news of the day:   http://www.youtube.c...e&v=HfeHfdRoUvo

 

 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 03:13 PM

 

I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

 

Colonoscopy:  The original origin of BOHICA

BOHICA?????
 

Bend over, here it comes again.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 03:20 PM

Half sandwich and cup of soup or whole sandwich. Can't decide.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 03:28 PM

Maybe just a can of beans.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 03:53 PM

Or howe they saye Smithewickes!

 

 

I usually say it    "I'll have another" 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:08 PM

Just found out I've some tire x fender clearance issues on my little 5x8 utility trailer. Anybody know if can get away with just sawzalling them off? The tires protrude 8" outside & beyond the wooden trailer sides. I. e., they'd be fully exposed....

 

 If duct tape was good enough for Apollo 17...

 

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:09 PM

I'm eating pistachios, remember when they were always dyed red?



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:30 PM

I
Just went to theocsl grocery store's blood testing day and bought myself the top
Of the menu full check everything the company will check,

Maybe they will find SA running in my bloodstream

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:38 PM

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:14 PM

 

 


 


By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".
Go figure.

 
 
You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....
I've decided they don't speak English..............and "bacon" isn't bacon. It's frigging Canadian Bacon..........imagine my disappointment.
and why oh fucking why is their some ham product out there that everybody else in the fucking world calls "canadian bacon"???  i'm a fucking canadian and we eat fucking bacon!  we also grow the pigs, kill the pigs and process the pigs into fucking bacon...in strips.  i don't even know what "canadian bacon" is but if you order bacon and you get fried ham STOP CALLING IT CANADIAN FUCKING BACON!
 
Oh and have a great time PB! :)
I've wondered that as well. What do ya'll call it?

And we are. All kidding aside the people here are very nice, met some great folks.

 

Peameal or back bacon.

 

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Back_bacon

 

http://en.wikipedia....i/Peameal_bacon

 

Best sammies from the St Lawrence Market.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:15 PM

Boiled some peanuts. Delicious.  Before I tried it I thought it was worst idea. ever.  I like them with cajun spices but my better half doesn't, so these aren't spicy. 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:27 PM

I just got some craving for sweets, so made caramel popcorn - with some added maple syrup - the last two nights.

 

Not as mundane as the tick I found on my hand this morning...who was actually in the process of biting me (red area below him)...and that's not as mundane as the fact that I found a new drug. 

 

Actually, all of that other than the tick is pretty exciting. 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:39 PM

Wow!! The woman at the other gas pump is totally hot!!

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:49 PM

finished second in a race on a lake nobody knows about in a race that does not count

 

 

Ok Folks, now ^THIS^ is what I'm talking about! WFD, Len, may your cup of life continue to overflow with mediocrity....... :lol:

 

"may your cup of life continue to overflow with mediocrity"

Oh, I'm going to get some mileage out of this blessing...  



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 06:08 PM

Update.  Sanding flat black wrought iron bistro set to prime & paint.  Have 100+ year old 22 Winchester handy for the fucking squirrel.  I have NEVER missed with this gun...despite the old fashioned sights.  Bought it from a gunsmith in 1968.  Hand checkered pistol grip and under stock, engine turned bolt, etc...looks brand new.

 

Oh btw...7 pairs of flip-flops in 4 months...really???   My usual foot wear around the 'ol homestead is a pair I bought in the 70's...still working fine.  Ya can't beat REAL rubber. Tojo THIS!

 

I could use some help replacing a 20' facia with 5 lag bolted posts with rails etc that will want to fall on me on a balcony 12' up on the front of my house.......:-) I DO have a plan for the posts/rails that will want to succumb to gravity when I pull the old facia.....



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 06:18 PM

Wow!! The woman at the other gas pump is totally hot!!

 

That is truly an experience. In New England here, you only notice right about now when the tank tops start being the garb of choice. 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 07:13 PM

Tomorrow and Sunday I'm sailing an annual regatta that began in 1949 at a small YC that no one has ever heard of.

 

On a small river.

 

In New Jersey, directly across the river from the north eastern part of The City Of Brotherly Love where the unemployed catfish anglers will throw rocks at you if you sail to close to them. Because they love sailboats that much.

 

Where there will be a band at the party that will torture my sensitive ear holes with covers of Jimmy Buffet songs.

 

I petitioned Snooki to attend and award the NJ Governor's Cup to the winner butt she is having her immune system replaced this weekend and declined the invitation. I found a smelly hobo to take her place, which is appropriate the Commodore tells me.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 07:31 PM

i'm enjoying this sundress season. with that said, women wearing "comfort" shoes should be illegal...

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 07:31 PM

Just woke from an afternoon nap. Found some cake frosting in the fridge and decided to eat it. Only about a tablespoon left anyhow. My wife asked me what I was eating with a screwed up look on her face. WTF is that about?



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 07:48 PM

in regards to the footwear topic, they're flops or flips but never flip flops... go-head is what you tell your broseph when he asks to borrow something

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 07:51 PM

Did you ever try running backwards in them...that's why they're go-heads...

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 07:54 PM

Just woke from an afternoon nap. Found some cake frosting in the fridge and decided to eat it. Only about a tablespoon left anyhow. My wife asked me what I was eating with a screwed up look on her face. WTF is that about?

 

you raided her pot laced stash.. have fun...   

 

going to a beach party at the sailing club tonight...  fucking nearest beach is a 6 hour drive..



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 08:12 PM

Tomorrow and Sunday I'm sailing an annual regatta that began in 1949 at a small YC that no one has ever heard of.

 

On a small river.

 

In New Jersey, directly across the river from the north eastern part of The City Of Brotherly Love where the unemployed catfish anglers will throw rocks at you if you sail to close to them. Because they love sailboats that much.

 

Where there will be a band at the party that will torture my sensitive ear holes with covers of Jimmy Buffet songs.

 

I petitioned Snooki to attend and award the NJ Governor's Cup to the winner butt she is having her immune system replaced this weekend and declined the invitation. I found a smelly hobo to take her place, which is appropriate the Commodore tells me.

I'd guess the Red Dragon Canoe Club, but maybe too far upstream?  Dad belonged, I was very young.

 

TOG



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 08:25 PM

, so my dog Jack  (pit bull)  wants to go out and do his bidness  before dawn,

 

I wait till he comes & sits @ the door, and let him in.

 

 

After a little while he wants out again, so I let him, and he's gone a long time, so I wander out to the back porch to see what he's up to.

 

He has something furry, and flips-it-up-in-the-air-&-chase-it. 

 

( he does the flip-chase game  in the house with his leather chews & furry toys all the time to amuse himself )

 

, so I figure he has one of his furry toys outside, and take a sip of my coffee.

 

, but when he picks it up this time I see a tail hanging down.

 

 

Set my coffee down, and go out,,,   "give it here, Jack"

 

Ol' Gentleman Jack had killt hizself a RAT !! <_<

 

, so I take it away from him & tell him to go inside.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

,, over the last couple of weeks, the score is 2 rats & 2 baby 'possums

 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 08:35 PM

Am I the only one who glances at the odd looking solo drivers on the freeway----and then try to imagine what their mundane, inane &  insignificant lives are like?.....



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 08:37 PM

Am I the only one who glances at the odd looking solo drivers on the freeway----and then try to imagine what their mundane, inane &  insignificant lives are like?.....

Yes



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 08:38 PM

Not other drivers, but my neighbor.
BTW, is it wrong to tell your neighbor to go fuck himself?

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 08:39 PM

whenever visiting someone's place i promptly check the thread count on their linens and if its under 500 i leave

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 08:47 PM

whenever visiting someone's place i promptly check the thread count on their linens and if its under 500 i leave

 

 

Hmmm. I don't f'ng care if the t/count is only seven------as long as they're clean.....



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 09:01 PM

We finished installing the new Ensign deck core. Now we have to decide what to do with three buckets of sand. Maybe Gaston needs the sand for his Barbi Dolls and their beach volleyball court

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 09:11 PM

You could always make him a TexAss sand which and mail it to him at the Broward County jail.....



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:07 PM

Not other drivers, but my neighbor.
BTW, is it wrong to tell your neighbor to go fuck himself?

 

 

No, it's not. I have 6,395,822 neighbors here in Hell-A and I've pretty much have told all but seven of them to unkindly go jungle fuck themselves....






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