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#1 Editor

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:45 PM

From today's Louis Vuitton "race". Here's ours: "Nope, no one heard it." Jump on in...

 

 

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#2 SCANAS

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:51 PM

I can't believe he's doing a bucket and chuck it 5 mins from the start.

#3 TracyO

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:00 AM

OK guys, stop fooling around and get the smart phone out of the bag and check AC.com.  I could have swore today was the first day of racing!



#4 Marshy

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:07 AM

Quick hurry up and adjust the rudder elevators before the Umpires see....



#5 Stiffler's Mom

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:12 AM

" Hey mates, Fucking Ellison is on Youtube again. He is  trying to figure out what a rudder elevator is"



#6 islandplanet

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:28 AM

WTF is Tempesta saying about us now?



#7 wavesailsnz

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:29 AM

Have we made to the party early again?



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:30 AM

All dressed up and no Italian hottie to dance with... What Deglow doesn't look good with Prada?



#9 DogWillBark

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:33 AM

These are not the droids you're looking for...

#10 asterix

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:34 AM

Ah, Your Majesty, there is no second



#11 Dr. Floopy

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:42 AM

Bloody Faggots, stop having sex on the boat, its making us look bad.



#12 Nutrunner Dorchester

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:42 AM

Guys, put down the damn champagne at least until we start! 



#13 Somebody Else

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:24 AM

“Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and all his legs are hydraulic. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”



#14 Assmaster

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:35 AM

The cup has become a joke, along with most everyone associated with it this time around.

 

Someone just put it out of it's misery, please.



#15 Vang Tang

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:42 AM

Apparently these arent the droids you were looking for.

#16 fogmachine

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:45 AM

The British are coming, the British are coming!  No, wait a minute - it's the Italians!  No, wait a minute, it's ADCAT and a Red & White ferry.



#17 passportvixen

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:45 AM

Overheard at Columbia Yacht Club Chicago...
"Quick, pack up the Catalina 36, I think we can take second place in the
Louis Vitton Cup series"

#18 joey g

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:51 AM

I think we have time for another round

#19 OzScoutSailor

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:54 AM

"No, No. You insert foil A into slot 2, while rotating the locking bar to position 4 using the allen key provided in the pack."



#20 axolotl

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:56 AM

The game has begun.  ETNZ 1 LUna Rossa 0.



#21 kiwichas

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:01 AM

Fuck!!!, Luna rossa actually started, get this motherfucking weed off the elevator!!!



#22 Flashbrah

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:03 AM

"Why did we even leave the bar?"



#23 bellum

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:11 AM

#14 "I saw some of the Italians' message"...#13 "I seem to have found it and it is quite small."



#24 ExOmo

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:11 AM

"So are you guys are sure the SI's said first race on Sunday?"

#25 sumpin

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:27 AM

look at that 105 surfing..bet they can't do THIS



#26 rmalott

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:34 AM

I watched the video of the "race" and thought it was terrific. Much better than the six knot shouting Swedish shitboxes the ed is feeding us. These AC72 are a shole new an extraordinary thing and this was my first good look at one. I thought it was fantastic. Would guess the cup will either disappear into oblivion or be raced in something like these, from now on.



#27 pogen

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:45 AM

The British are coming, the British are coming!  No, wait a minute - it's the Italians!  No, wait a minute, it's ADCAT and a Red & White ferry.

 

 

I think the Red and White ferry/tourboat can be forgiven for thinking that nothing was going on today.



#28 pogen

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:46 AM

The game has begun.  ETNZ 1 LUna Rossa 0.

 

 

"Begun the clonewars have."



#29 pogen

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:48 AM

From today's Louis Vuitton "race". Here's ours: "Nope, no one heard it." Jump on in...

 

 

 

"Fuck, where is the Anarchy Challenge when you need them?"



#30 axolotl

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:50 AM

I watched the video of the "race" and thought it was terrific. Much better than the six knot shouting Swedish shitboxes the ed is feeding us. These AC72 are a shole new an extraordinary thing and this was my first good look at one. I thought it was fantastic. Would guess the cup will either disappear into oblivion or be raced in something like these, from now on.

Hear hear!l  The fastest boats with minimal design restrictions concerning length, wing sails, foiling, etc.  Welcome to the future of course sailing at the highest level. 



#31 Wendelldahl

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:08 AM

Mi... mi... mi... mi... Check... check... Is this thing on? Check!

 

 

What the fuck?! 

 

 

Larry! Hey, Larry! What the fuck, man...

 

 

 

Somebody... anybody... is this thing on, or what the fuck...



#32 Delta Blues

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:16 AM

Sex and Sailing are better with 2.



#33 Canal Bottom

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:21 AM

Does this make me look gay?

 

tempesta.jpg



#34 Mr. Squirrel

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:36 AM

Has anyone seen my Identity Disc??

 

MS



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:41 AM

So then I told Max we'll sit out the next race, And he believed me!



#36 Couchsailer

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:46 AM

"No, No. You insert foil A into slot 2, while rotating the locking bar to position 4 using the allen key provided in the pack."

 

Love it!!



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:21 AM

wow, looks like that express 37 is going to roll the 105. It would be nice to be racing today.



#38 Redsled

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:26 AM

No Dean, she wasn't checking you out, eyes back on the racecourse please!  If you pitchpole us we're gonna cut off your jubblies.



#39 Gouvernail

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:32 AM

Whattya mean poofters??

#40 167149

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:17 AM

you got  a tattoo where???????????



#41 Terrorvision

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 09:06 AM

If this is the future of sailing I'm glad I'm sailing around in a fleet 4KSBs.

 

Not a caption by the way. 



#42 grouchyIRL

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:16 AM

"heh heh, Luna Rossa are gonna freak out when they see this status update..."



#43 greasy al

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:23 AM

End of line man...

Has anyone seen my Identity Disc??

 

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#44 schooner27

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:44 AM

Until you tell me my butt looks good in this I am not talking to you. Period.



#45 Marcjsmith

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:31 AM

So this is what it feels like to masturbate in front of thousands of people...



#46 KC-4644

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:11 PM

I can't fucking believe I forgot my sunnies today...



#47 PaulC

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:18 PM

Hey Grant, Do you think they'll notice I'm 14 when there's only supposed to be 11?



#48 Mike G

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:26 PM

I TOLD you Fresno Yacht Club would give us a start.

#49 Kevlar Edge

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:38 PM

Barker:"cmon! cmon! the italians are almost done with thier pyramid!"



#50 chinesegybe

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:16 PM

Sheep !! Did someone say Luna Rosso have sheep on board !!



#51 maxmini

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:55 PM

“Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and all his legs are hydraulic. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”

 

 

I got it :) Long live the Stig



#52 olthump

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:14 PM

And on that bombshell... :rolleyes:



#53 Wheezer

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:18 PM

You know you guy's , it makes me really nervus when Braker and the tacktion are not looking where we are going while doing 45 knots. Lets mutiny! 



#54 mbettis5

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:29 PM

"All right then, why the F**K are we racing this beercan without any BEER?"



#55 BalticBandit

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:48 PM

Now where then hell did we put the name tag for this guy - all the rest of us have one...



#56 Rum Runner

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:52 PM

Look out for the Boeing 777 approaching from the left.  It looks a little low. 



#57 grouchyIRL

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:59 PM

Look out for the Boeing 777 approaching from the left.  It looks a little low. 

haha, this has to win



#58 dreaded

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:45 PM

11.   See, according to iregatta we should be down 3 degrees

14.  wtf , where did the mast go?

13.  this is how you roll a joint ...

6.  when's lunch

7.  fuck, I'm on the 'tard boat again...



#59 Joe Mama

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:14 PM

Turn back guys, it's a blowjob!!



#60 Flyboy69

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:29 PM

Rule changes!?!?!?!?!? Quick, get out my white helmet!!!!



#61 RawkSailor

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:08 PM

I don't see Prada over here either.

 

Well, they can't have disappeared! Must be using some sort of cloaking device.



#62 Nostalgic Sailor

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:35 PM

Keep your eyes open for the other Kiwis boys.

The Oracle Kiwis will be spying on us from the court house to see how to foil properly, the Kiwis on Prada basically have our first boat design but painted like a mirror with an attempt to make it invisible and the Artemus Kiwis, well, don't waste your time on them.



#63 Corksfloat

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:23 PM

I want to be Darth Vader!!!

 

NO, I WANT TO BE DARTH VADER!!!



#64 Thistle Drizzle

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 03:29 AM

Does this POC helmet look as cool as it feels? 



#65 dreaded

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 02:47 PM

Hey guys, Is this the Space Balls remake casting call?



#66 Delta Blues

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 07:40 PM

I keep getting suckered into these mythical "SA Contests" and keep forgetting that there is never a winner announced.  Suckered again!



#67 tweaker

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 04:48 AM

Quick hide the tensionmeter!






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