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#1001 House Salad

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 08:04 PM

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Due to a possible camp infection, Arlene Chu's Hollywood Grill is off limits. That is all.



#1002 SloopJonB

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 10:00 PM

Well GGGGGGodammit Hot Lips, resign your GGGGGoddam commission.



#1003 Headntac

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 10:54 PM

"I know , I know ,its only flat on the bottom.."............ -_-



#1004 thereefgeek

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 10:06 PM

Awwwww Mom, ya' know I'm not like other guys.

I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.



#1005 Willin'

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Posted 24 August 2014 - 08:56 PM

I think, therefore I am.

 

At least I think I am.



#1006 JoeVanGeaux

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Posted 25 August 2014 - 01:26 AM

Your'e obviously confusing me for someone who gives a shit.



#1007 Snaggletooth

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Posted 25 August 2014 - 01:46 AM

Teh stuffe that dreames our made of......



#1008 Bump-n-Grind

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Posted 25 August 2014 - 02:50 AM

I shouldn't tell you this, Mandrake, but you're a good officer and you have a right to know. It looks like we're in a shooting war.



#1009 Headntac

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Posted 25 August 2014 - 02:53 AM

no not me....,I am the lifeguard.



#1010 House Salad

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 01:57 PM

This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?



#1011 Snaggletooth

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 11:17 PM

car 3, car 3, proceede to thee 279



#1012 Kirwan

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 11:53 PM

Car 54, where are you?

#1013 Snaggletooth

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 12:19 AM

oh yeahe, you blende....



#1014 House Salad

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 05:41 PM

Yermo. Zevo. We're driving to Mexico in 10 minutes. Stop drinking or you'll get an IUD.



#1015 thereefgeek

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 06:12 PM

Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.



#1016 House Salad

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 08:29 PM

Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager.



#1017 10thTonner

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 08:34 PM

Hahaha! That is not a computer! ... THIS is a computer! 



#1018 Headntac

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 11:28 PM

what's wrong with you.?...get busy.

 

What should we do with this?

 

Ohh thats simple ....he he he



#1019 F-18 5150

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 11:33 PM

My Doctor said I have to take a laxative.



#1020 Snaggletooth

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 03:27 AM

Who is Mississiopi??



#1021 jjdbeach

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Posted 08 September 2014 - 05:48 PM

Greetings, Professor Falken.



#1022 Snaggletooth

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Posted 08 September 2014 - 05:52 PM

Howe abote a nise game of chesse?



#1023 House Salad

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Posted 08 September 2014 - 08:22 PM

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.



#1024 Snaggletooth

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 04:01 PM


Hay Ian, weare gonna kille ya! Oppa!

#1025 Headntac

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 02:24 AM

He ain't no killer,eh's just as gentle as a little kitten........

 

aaarrggghhh ...



#1026 Bump-n-Grind

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 04:07 PM

A woman just shouldn't mess around with a man's machinery.



#1027 pbd

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 06:31 PM

Ohhhhh.  That's a Bingo.



#1028 thereefgeek

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 07:32 PM

Hello Newman.

 

Hello Jerry.



#1029 Headntac

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 10:55 PM

Hey any luck?

 

 

I got one phone number and one nickel left :)



#1030 J T

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Posted 16 September 2014 - 12:02 AM

"Call Me"

 

"I've got to return some video tapes"



#1031 MauiPunter

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Posted 16 September 2014 - 12:10 AM

"Call Me"

 

"I've got to return some video tapes"

 

 

F-n love that movie.

 

"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor."






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