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#1701 Snaggletooth

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:49 AM

Edweena's insiddes weare a rockey plase wheare my seede coud finde no purchisse.....



#1702 Willin'

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 01:51 AM

I'd give a fuck if I gave a fuck, but I don't.



#1703 daffyd

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 07:27 PM

Please clap



#1704 Marinatrix447

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Posted 08 February 2016 - 12:15 PM

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#1705 Snaggletooth

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Posted 10 February 2016 - 01:25 AM

The pulle of youre life is to muche, hase noyhing to do withe you, I juste gette sucted in



#1706 jack_sparrow

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Posted 10 February 2016 - 01:48 AM

He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot.

#1707 Snaggletooth

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Posted 10 February 2016 - 01:50 AM

Theire wase a time when I thouht I hade to exsplaine myselfe toyu, that time longue gone.



#1708 House Salad

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Posted 10 February 2016 - 03:40 PM

We're going to wait and we're going to wait and we're going to wait until they feel the pain, until they start to bleed.



#1709 artie_pitt

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Posted 10 February 2016 - 05:44 PM

I thought we were better than this, I really did.



#1710 Marinatrix447

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Posted 11 February 2016 - 10:40 AM

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#1711 House Salad

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Posted 11 February 2016 - 01:57 PM

I thought we were better than this, I really did.

Saints don't live on Park Avenue.



#1712 Peanut Butter

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 03:34 AM

This thread seems to be wobbling from its intended path.

 

Are there people who need 'splaining that this is about movie quotes?

 

Not song lyrics, or other random brain farts...



#1713 SloopJonB

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 03:47 AM

I thought it was about good quotes from any medium.

 

You mean Dorothy Parker or Oscar Wilde don't count?



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Posted 13 February 2016 - 05:26 AM

Nice. Surreal, but nice.

#1715 soak_ed

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 09:27 AM

This thread seems to be wobbling from its intended path.

 

Are there people who need 'splaining that this is about movie quotes?

 

Not song lyrics, or other random brain farts...

Rules?  We don't need no stinking rules!



#1716 jack_sparrow

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 09:50 AM

This thread seems to be wobbling from its intended path.
 
Are there people who need 'splaining that this is about movie quotes?
 
Not song lyrics, or other random brain farts...


Pathway wobble my arse....You are the most ludicrous excuse for a man I've ever known - but there isn't a centimetre of you that I don't think is perfect.

#1717 Snaggletooth

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:07 AM

 I dointe no, they muste thick. I looke licke this guye Gladestone



#1718 monsters inc

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 05:32 AM

Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.

#1719 Snaggletooth

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 11:14 PM

An theire wase a man of no particullare titelle who tooke care of the smalle poolle in the gardin foure a goldefisch namde George

 

:)



#1720 No.6

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 11:18 PM

I am going to marry a fat American woman and raise rabbits.

#1721 Snaggletooth

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 11:42 PM

I am going to marry a fat American woman and raise rabbits.

I thicke you miste it...frome the starte                      :)



#1722 daffyd

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 12:03 AM

mmmmmmmmm....now that is a tasty burger



#1723 Snaggletooth

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 01:27 AM

What?

#1724 monkeyfeet

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 02:33 AM

Those are harsh words to throw at a man. Especially when he's walking out of your bedroom.



#1725 SloopJonB

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 03:51 AM

Say "what?" one more time!



#1726 Snaggletooth

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 07:33 AM

what?



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Posted 15 February 2016 - 03:57 PM

what?

Two correctly spelled posts in a row from snaggles ...

Well then get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. ...and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together... Get your shit together.



#1728 jack_sparrow

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 05:32 PM

No private detective looks like a private detective. That's one of the first rules of private detection.
But if no private detective looks like a private detective, how does a private detective know what it is he's supposed not to look like??
Seems to me there's a problem there.

#1729 House Salad

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 03:55 PM

What's the move when you don't know what the game is?



#1730 Snaggletooth

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 01:41 AM

You no thisse cities fulle of hawkes?



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Posted 17 February 2016 - 01:53 AM

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#1732 jack_sparrow

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 11:59 AM

Feminists who accept that God is a he need to make their minds up.

#1733 daffyd

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 04:13 PM

.....then he said he'd drop his pants and moon everybody!



#1734 artie_pitt

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 04:48 PM

You can kiss my ass on the county square, because I'm fucking bugging out!



#1735 Hank Chinaski

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 11:25 PM

We gunna fiddle fuck around all day or are we gunna shoot us some birds



#1736 Snaggletooth

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 11:40 PM

Becaue a spIitte secant beforre the tork renche wase appIide to the faussette handelle it had beene caIibratted by toppe memberes of the state an federaIle|departmentes of waittes and messiures.....to be dead-on baIIes accurrate.
Heares a certificante of valIidatione.



#1737 10thTonner

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 11:13 PM

Alright, listen while I read you the rules ... NO RULES! ... Ok, fight!



#1738 Snaggletooth

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Posted 20 February 2016 - 02:56 PM

thoise to basterdes, they smilled at me



#1739 Marinatrix447

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Posted 20 February 2016 - 10:31 PM

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You said you'd be right back.....? 



#1740 soak_ed

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Posted 21 February 2016 - 01:14 PM

Hello ship.



#1741 M26

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Posted 23 February 2016 - 11:20 AM

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#1742 daffyd

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Posted 24 February 2016 - 04:37 PM

I love the poorly educated!



#1743 pbd

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Posted 25 February 2016 - 09:04 PM

Do you always wear panties?



#1744 Snaggletooth

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Posted 25 February 2016 - 11:14 PM

If anneything in thisse life is sertaine - if historey has tautte us anneything - its that you cane kille *anneybody*.



#1745 jack_sparrow

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Posted 26 February 2016 - 02:18 AM

John will come for you and you will do nothing, because you can't do nothing.

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Posted 26 February 2016 - 02:56 AM

They know you're coming.
Of course... But it won't matter.

#1747 Snaggletooth

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Posted 27 February 2016 - 12:55 AM

Ride Boldey Ride

 

:)



#1748 Snaggletooth

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Posted 27 February 2016 - 03:16 AM

Foure as longue as I cane remeber, peopel hatted me.  They looked at my face an dmy bodey and ran awaye in horrore.  I n my lonieness I desided that if I coud notte inspirre love, wiche is my greateste hoppe, I woud insteade cauze feare. 

 

:)



#1749 jack_sparrow

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Posted 27 February 2016 - 07:25 AM

In a bar, I once saw him kill three men... with a pencil. WITH A FUCKIN PENCIL.

#1750 Snaggletooth

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Posted 01 March 2016 - 01:08 PM

 aenybodey wante a peenutte?



#1751 GCADDY

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Posted 01 March 2016 - 09:10 PM

You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you!



#1752 daffyd

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Posted 02 March 2016 - 04:35 PM

"Donald, you have the most beautiful hands"



#1753 Marinatrix447

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Posted 03 March 2016 - 11:21 AM

"Leadership for the New Millennium”

 

“A Stronger America"

 

"Yes We Can"

 

“Change We Can Believe In”

 

 "Believe in America"

 

"Obama Isn't Working"

 

"Jeb can fix it"

 

"Tanned, Rested, Ready."

 

"Defeat the Washington Machine… Unleash the American Dream"

 

"Make America Great Again"

 

"Ready for change, ready to lead"

 

 

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#1754 Max Rockatansky

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Posted 03 March 2016 - 02:24 PM

Marinatrix,

 

take that shit to PA. The concept of this thread is apparently beyond your ken.



#1755 Marinatrix447

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 02:05 PM

Max sweetie..... I have just one word for you.....

 

 

"CONFUCAMUS.....!"



#1756 Snaggletooth

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 10:49 PM

then you muste no what happends when I fleckes my pinkey



#1757 pbd

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Posted 11 March 2016 - 11:54 PM

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.



#1758 Bump-n-Grind

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 02:58 AM

always look on the bright side of life.

 

 

do do da dum da dum da dum



#1759 daffyd

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 04:36 PM

Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!



#1760 jack_sparrow

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 09:54 PM

I'd like to make a dinner reservation for 12.

#1761 Snaggletooth

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 10:02 PM

The dogge up an diede, up an diede, aftere twenney yeares he stille greeves.



#1762 bhyde

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 04:42 AM

“because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things”



#1763 SloopJonB

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 05:45 AM

Me so horny - me love you long time.



#1764 SPORTSCAR

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 06:21 AM

The dogge up an diede, up an diede, aftere twenney yeares he stille greeves.

 and when you're old and your eyes are dim, ain't no old Shep gonna happen again

we'll still go walkin down country lanes hear me singin a song hear me callin' your name



#1765 Snaggletooth

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 10:56 PM

Youre notte a yunick our you?



#1766 SloopJonB

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Posted 21 March 2016 - 10:18 PM

Everybody always talked about how much Joe liked the beach - Joe never gave a shit about the beach, it was all them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis that Joe liked.



#1767 M26

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Posted 22 March 2016 - 01:48 PM

My God boys hear that? Help hump this fucking bologna logs to the car please. It's gonna rain horse cocks tonight.



#1768 Sionna

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Posted 24 March 2016 - 08:06 PM

OK, so what am I doing?  Oh, I'm chasing this guy.  No... he's chasing me.



#1769 Kevin Ha

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Posted 25 March 2016 - 10:34 PM

How long a are his legs?

Well, I reckon they is long enough to reach the ground.

#1770 Snaggletooth

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Posted 26 March 2016 - 12:06 AM

I cnate tacke carre of you no moiré Jacke, you gowan nowe.  Youre free, youre free.



#1771 Snaggletooth

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Posted 26 March 2016 - 02:48 PM

Thisse bettere notte be abotte that dum tressiure



#1772 Snaggletooth

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 02:59 PM

Tellere you misse herre wispering eiye.....       :)                



#1773 Snaggletooth

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 08:11 PM

Do you peopel stille usse fossille fuelles or halve you discoverde crystollice fussione?



#1774 Snaggletooth

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 12:20 AM

I pleede the fifthe commandemente



#1775 DRIFTW00D

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Posted 04 April 2016 - 03:39 AM

Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!

#1776 SloopJonB

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Posted 04 April 2016 - 05:23 AM

When's your birthday?

 

July 5th.

 

What year?

 

Every year! Don't you cops gotta take some sort of IQ test or something?



#1777 Peanut Butter

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:03 AM

Can you fly, Bobby?



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Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:18 AM

I'm what you call a repeat offender. I will offend again.



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Posted 22 April 2016 - 11:55 AM

Nobody Gets to see the Wizard!

Not Nobody, not No How!



#1780 House Salad

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 01:58 PM

You got authorization from Aunt Ginny?



#1781 Marinatrix447

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 01:28 PM

“What is honor compared to a woman's love?

 

What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms . . . or the memory of a brother's smile?

 

Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love.

 

That is our great glory, and our great tragedy....”



#1782 Snaggletooth

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 12:33 AM

"Lippe my stockeng!"                       :)



#1783 Peanut Butter

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 01:23 AM

Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?



#1784 Marinatrix447

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Posted Yesterday, 09:47 AM

We are heading out to sea and however it will be, it ain't gonna be the same...
cause no matter what we see, when we're out there on the sea, we ain't gonna see a dame.

We'll be searching high and low, on the deck and down below but it's a crying shame. Oh, we'll see a lot of fish
but we'll never clock a dish. We ain't gonna see a dame. No dames!

We might see some octopuses... No dames! Or a half a dozen clams... No dames! We might even see a mermaid, but mermaids got no gams...No gams!

Have I got a girl for you... out there on the sea!

Here's how it will be i'm gonna dance with you, pal you're gonna dance with me! When we're out there on the sea
we'll be happy as can be, or so the Captain claims!

But we have to disagree, cause the only guarantee is I'll see a lot of you and you'll see a lot of me... And it's absolutely certain that we'll
see a lot of sea. But we ain't gonna see no dames. No dames!

We're going to sea...No dames!

We're going to sea.... No dames!

We're going to sea... We ain't gonna see no Dames!



#1785 soak_ed

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Posted Yesterday, 10:19 AM

The flailing storm of lead crumpled and threw Jake Holman like a giant hand wadding wastepaper.



#1786 Snaggletooth

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Posted Yesterday, 09:10 PM

Lookes licke that voise really dose no evereythang.............



#1787 Snaggletooth

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Posted Yesterday, 11:23 PM

Why Dollorisse?  Why?






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