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#801 BobJ

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 04:51 PM

This thread makes more sense than most and stays on topic.



#802 Snaggletooth

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:28 AM

I trippelle dogge daire you!



#803 Headntac

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 01:25 AM

I object your  honor,and ask to  have the last question be stricken from the records,it is  mearly an attempt to inlfluence this intelligent  broadminded and intulectual jury.

 

Quiet polly.

 

Please take of your hat. :P



#804 Boats13

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 02:33 AM

Yes.... wanna get pancakes?



#805 SloopJonB

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 04:32 AM

I have a gun and a shovel - you wouldn't be missed.



#806 SloopJonB

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 04:35 AM

If you ever think of making my daughter unhappy, remember that I have no problem going back to prison.



#807 bowman81

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 11:47 AM

i didn't get a harrumph outta that guy



#808 Willin'

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:50 PM

Why you awways bring me junk, ass monkeys?



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Posted 18 March 2014 - 02:22 AM



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Posted 18 March 2014 - 10:52 PM

If we notte victorrusse, lette nooune come backe alliive!!!

 

Behined hime stoode a salive holdeng a goldene crowne, wisperng a warnig, "Alle glorrey is fleeteng....."



#811 House Salad

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Posted 19 March 2014 - 05:54 PM

She called me and asked for my number.

#812 seabreeze97

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Posted 20 March 2014 - 05:29 AM

We will rule over all this land, and we will call it........."This Land."



#813 artie_pitt

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Posted 20 March 2014 - 11:55 AM

What, the curtains?



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Posted 20 March 2014 - 12:27 PM

 

 

 

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

 

 

 

Government:

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see the solutions.



#815 House Salad

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Posted 21 March 2014 - 06:18 PM

Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

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Posted 21 March 2014 - 06:42 PM

Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary — The American Navy.

 



Comrades, our own fleet doesn't know our full potential. They will do everything possible to test us; but they will only test their own embarassment.

 

 

 

Anatoli, you're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?



#817 Wet Spreaders

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 05:18 PM

It's full of used condoms, asshole. We wash them out - this is a green establishment.



#818 WhiteLightnin'

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Posted 23 March 2014 - 03:22 AM

I really admire your shoes

 

But as much as I admire your shoes

 

I wouldn't want to be in your shoes at this particular moment in time

 

 

WL



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Posted 23 March 2014 - 03:29 AM

Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary — The American Navy.

 



Comrades, our own fleet doesn't know our full potential. They will do everything possible to test us; but they will only test their own embarassment.

 

 

 

Anatoli, you're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?

 

 

Now that's a good movie.



#820 jaybird1111

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Posted 23 March 2014 - 03:17 PM

This is one ugly car. This is what you get when a donkey humps an auto rickshaw.



#821 House Salad

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 05:50 PM

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

#822 Cleveland Steamer

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 06:41 PM

What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz....Chicken?

 

You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.

 

Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!

 

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

 

1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!



#823 WhiteLightnin'

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Posted 26 March 2014 - 12:52 AM

She's a bass. Who knew?

Great movie but I always wonder if Lone star ever got to ride the Vespa???

WL

#824 House Salad

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Posted 26 March 2014 - 08:27 PM

Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?

#825 Snaggletooth

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 12:57 AM

"Wille you marrey me biiche?"



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Posted 31 March 2014 - 01:13 AM

"You live in a sewer Frank, day after day. How can you do that without becoming more & more callous?"

 

"That's where half of it is".



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Posted 31 March 2014 - 01:14 AM

"We must all compromise Lieutenant".

 

"Bullshit! - Get the hell out of here".



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Posted 31 March 2014 - 01:19 AM

You gonna marrey my brothere, why you wanna selle youre life shorte?



#829 Timmys_Trick_Turkey

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 01:42 AM

...its called Catch 22.

#830 Bump-n-Grind

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 01:47 AM

that's some catch that catch 22



#831 Snaggletooth

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 02:38 AM

"Ist the beste theire is,"



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Posted 31 March 2014 - 04:55 AM

"Some days you just cant get rid of a bomb"

 

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#833 Willin'

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:46 PM

You ever pick your toes in Poughkeepsie?



#834 monsoon

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 11:18 PM

There you are, your own number on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office! Welcome to the team, DZ-015.



#835 Ishmael

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 01:17 AM

You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?



#836 Corvallisc

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 03:29 PM

You call that a KNIFE?



#837 Alcatraz5768

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 07:12 PM

One, Two - your face, my shoe.

#838 SloopJonB

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 08:45 PM

THIS is a knife!



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Posted 10 April 2014 - 08:48 PM

He stopped after I smashed my chin down on his fist a few times.



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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:00 PM

Capt. Ramsey: We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it.

 

Capt. Ramsey: I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force.

Capt. Ramsey: All I ask is that you keep up with me. If you can't, then that strange sensation you'll be feeling in the seat of your pants will be my boot in your ass!



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Posted 11 April 2014 - 04:19 AM

I can get you guns

 

This life is hard - it's harder if you're stupid.

 

This is it for the Scal - he's never gonna see the sun shine again.




 

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#842 Bump-n-Grind

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 04:21 AM

Just one more thing ...



#843 Bump-n-Grind

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 04:29 AM

I am big! It's the pictures that got small.



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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:07 AM

I pronounce it De-ur-tay. It's kinda cool.

It's Dirt son.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 11:55 AM

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille



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Posted 11 April 2014 - 04:18 PM

Round up the usual suspects.



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Posted 11 April 2014 - 05:00 PM

Yeah, but I shoot with this one....

WL

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 05:40 PM

A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores and after five years he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh-highs.

#849 Bump-n-Grind

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 05:40 PM

Well, if four of anything come at me at one time, you might lend a fist. Up until that I can pretty well take care of myself.



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Posted 11 April 2014 - 06:55 PM

Life's a bitch - and then you die.



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Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:06 PM

This is a matter best disposed of from a great height…. over water



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Posted 19 April 2014 - 02:55 AM

^^^ N by NW

 

Ime sorrey I hade a fite in the middelle of youre Black Panthere partey



#853 Bob Perry

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Posted 19 April 2014 - 02:59 AM

Ruth!



#854 Cleveland Steamer

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Posted 19 April 2014 - 02:59 AM

You can't handle the (t)ruth!

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 02:16 AM

You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

#856 10thTonner

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 06:06 PM

Life's like a penis. If it's soft you don't get a grip on it, if it's hard you're fucked. 



#857 Snaggletooth

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 10:51 PM

The man lickes to playe chesse, lest gettem some rockes!






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