The story says it all:
What's the world coming to when you can't go to Home Depot for a screw?
Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were arrested Wednesday after allegedly having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot store in North Charleston, S.C. according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Someone called the cops at about 8:38 a.m., stating they saw the couple walk into the outdoor shed, shut the door and stay there.
Cops entered the shed and found Craig "partially clothed" and Bowden shirtless with "his pants down near his knees" and "penis … exposed," according to the report.
The report also states that "upon questioning, it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed," because evidently their various states of undress didn't make it apparent enough.
Craig was charged with disorderly conduct and being a nuisance, while Bowden was charged with disorderly conduct, being a nuisance, and indecent exposure.
After learning that Home Depot's former slogan -- "You Can Do It, We Can Help" -- is apparently a lie, the couple was booked into the Charleston County Detention Center, WCSC reported.
These two may have felt like tools, but at least they didn't cause the kind of scene created by other alleged public endeavors.
In June, two people allegedly having sex at a Pennsylvania park wereapproached by 25 cops on bikes and arrested.
In October, police say a Florida couple caught having sex on top of a table at a restaurant not only refused to stop, but also refused to pay their $101 tab.