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#1 pogen

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 05:39 PM


Married to a Doll: Why One Man Advocates Synthetic Love

 

 

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Davecat met his future wife, Sidore Kuroneko at a goth club in 2000, so the story goes. The less romantic but perhaps more true version is that he saved up for a year and a half to buy her online. She cost about $6,000.

 

Sidore is a RealDoll, manufactured by Abyss Creations in the shape of a human woman. She is covered in artificial skin made of silicone, so she’s soft. These high-end, anatomically correct—even equipped with fake tongues—love dolls (or capital-D Dolls) are ostensibly made for sex. But 40-year-old Davecat (a nickname acquired from videogames that he now prefers to go by) and others who call themselves iDollators see their dolls as life partners, not sex toys. Davecat and Sidore (or, as he sometimes calls her, Shi-chan) obviously aren’t legally married, but they do have matching wedding bands that say “Synthetik [sic] love lasts forever,” and he says they’re considering some sort of ceremony for their 15th anniversary.  more

 

 

Or, I suppose one could go the holographic route...

 

 

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#2 oldgoatroper

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 05:43 PM

From the pic, looks like it could actually be bigamy -- or maybe just a threesome... ?



#3 pogen

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 05:46 PM

Actually, one is the wife, one is the live-in mistress.



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Posted 06 September 2013 - 05:53 PM

Actually, one is the wife, one is the live-in mistress.

 

One must know one's purpose in... uhhh... life.

 

I guess.



#5 Windward

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 07:01 PM

But can she make french toast on a boat?
 



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Posted 06 September 2013 - 08:50 PM

But can she make french toast on a boat?
 

 Good question.

 

I would think that the ability to "make french toast on a boat" would -- and should -- rate (much) higher than "never gets seasick."



#7 Cement_Shoes

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 08:57 PM

why am i not in the slightest bit surprised by the bookshelf full of graphic novels?



#8 Ancient_Mariner

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 09:04 PM

Nope...nothing wrong here....



#9 Capt Ron

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 09:05 PM

Natural selection at work?



#10 Snaggletooth

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 09:10 PM

Nope...nothing wrong here....

 

Harde to beleve shede be a volcanoe inthe sacke, youde thick hede licke a moire sponstaneouse parnter.



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Posted 06 September 2013 - 10:51 PM


Nope...nothing wrong here....

 
Harde to beleve shede be a volcanoe inthe sacke, youde thick hede licke a moire sponstaneouse parnter.

Whelcom bakc

#12 Throatwarbler-Mangrove

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 10:58 PM

Nope...nothing wrong here....

 

Harde to beleve shede be a volcanoe inthe sacke, youde thick hede licke a moire sponstaneouse parnter.

You have heard of necrophilia, haven't you?

 

Welcome back.



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Posted 06 September 2013 - 10:59 PM

Think of how f'ing awesome it'd be to have one of these dolls... Not for sex, but for the fun of being seen from afar doing things that, done on a real person, would be illegal/immoral or otherwise disgustingly shocking to bystanders...

Imagine bring at a movie when the guy in front of you leaps up and backhands his chick, grabs her by the collar and drags her out of the theater yelling, "I said extra butter you c@nt!"

Or the ol, hang her in the window... Or cram her in the trunk at a crowded mall... The possibilities are endless, well almost endless, pretty sure even she won't fuck gaytor..

#14 chinabald

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 02:06 AM

This thread may eventually be combined with the "when toys go bad" thread

Oh and btw Do you know how to clean a sex doll?
Turn her inside out and shake the fuck out if her

#15 the_abandoned_brane

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 09:35 AM

you think the guys with realistic dolls look down on those with the fabric wimmen?

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 10:08 AM

Holy Hell!

 

That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene!  What is it?  A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?

 

The guy in the front row holding her hand....

 

The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...



#17 4knotSB

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 10:40 AM

See, now that's exactly the sort of judgement that is nice to avoid.

#18 Sol No-Ebola Rosenberg

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 01:01 PM

"Nobody said love was perfect."

-John Candy, "Splash"

#19 chinabald

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 01:31 PM

Holy Hell!
 
That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene!  What is it?  A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?
 
The guy in the front row holding her hand....
 
The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

just like real life. The guy with the most money has the hottest date

#20 JBSF

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 01:45 PM

If they have a mute button, they're perfect!



#21 Bump-n-Grind

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 05:16 PM

2:10 seconds in....

 



#22 mikewof

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:30 AM

Holy Hell!
 
That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene!  What is it?  A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?
 
The guy in the front row holding her hand....
 
The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

Maybe it's pathetic ...

or maybe it's a bunch of guys who found out how to escape the eternal emotional slavery and psychic torture of women without having to go gay?


I vote pathetic. But then I've only been married for about 14 years. Give me another 14 and I might change my mind.

#23 pogen

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 05:10 AM

Danger Will Robinson, fembots can be armed and dangerous

 


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#24 Walt

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:29 PM

wow.....



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 01:14 PM

For some really disturbing viewing, YouTube "Real Dolls". 

One should not be surprised that so many of these guys still live at home.



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 01:38 PM

HBO's Real Sex had a thing on this. It was.... creepy.



#27 R Booze

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 01:42 PM

Pretty expensive way to go, just to use the car pool lanes.....



#28 us7070

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:52 PM

I wonder if they qualify for domestic partner benefits from employers.



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 03:31 PM

For health insurance, would it cover silicone breast augmentation surgery?

 

I wonder if they qualify for domestic partner benefits from employers.



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:26 PM

For health insurance, would it cover silicone breast augmentation surgery?

 

I wonder if they qualify for domestic partner benefits from employers.

 

 

More importantly, if the relationship fails, are they eligible for vaginamony?....



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:57 PM

Holy Hell!

 

That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene!  What is it?  A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?

 

The guy in the front row holding her hand....

 

The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

 

I give the guy front right credit for showing up with that blow up thing. Lol.

 

Like it's been mentioned, there is a reason these guys till live at home. Yikes.






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