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#1 6924

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 07:44 PM

A fishing boat smashed head on into runway approach lights at La Guardia Airport early Sunday after the vessels drunken captain deserted the helm for a three-way sex romp exposing a stunning security weakness, sources told The Post.
Police were unable to reach the boat to determine whether it was a threat for about 30 minutes, even though a Port Authority police vessel was tied up at a nearby dock.
There was no crew available to operate it because, in a money-saving move, the PA had decided to operate its navy only during daylight hours.
The PA Police Department finally had to call for help from the NYPDs Harbor Unit.
If those on board the love boat had been terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded, a PAPD official said.
If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes.

http://nypost.com/20...threesome-romp/

#2 Shaggy

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 07:55 PM

Oh great, now every streach of h20 within sight of a runway is going to be locked down......... 



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Posted 24 June 2014 - 08:47 PM

Oh great, now every streach of h20 within sight of a runway is going to be locked down......... 

It mite bw wiise to proviide love cove to get partieres off navittiagabelle wateres.



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Posted 24 June 2014 - 08:50 PM

“There’s a moral here: If you’re feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants.’’



#5 Bsquared

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 09:38 PM

Man, I hope it wasn't 3 males on the boat...NTTAWT

 

Still, crashing into the range light puts you in a better firing postiion than sitting 5' away?  I know you can park right under most water-side AP runways in the US.

 

At a major city AP I won't name, the security guys will come get you as soon as you hit dry land, but if you park the boat in 1' of water 5' offshore to bail it out, you're cool.



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Posted 24 June 2014 - 09:40 PM

Pictures or it didn't happen!



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Posted 24 June 2014 - 09:42 PM

Oh wait... no no....no pictures please



#8 Glenn McCarthy

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 10:07 PM

3 old hippies in their 50's and 60's, 2 guys, 1 gal.  As the slogan went, "If it feels good, do it."



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Posted 24 June 2014 - 10:11 PM

As noted, we'll pass on the picture requirement.



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Posted 24 June 2014 - 10:18 PM

3 old hippies in their 50's and 60's, 2 guys, 1 gal.  As the slogan went, "If it feels good, do it."

 

 

The Pussafacation of an Evil Swordfight

 

wonder if that Santa dude was one of them ??



#11 Owen

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 10:20 PM

Muff get some divers down to check for IUD's.



#12 Somebody Else

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 11:09 PM


wonder if that Santa dude was one of them ??

 

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#13 Shaggy

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:57 PM

STOP IT!!!!!!



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Posted 25 June 2014 - 06:35 PM

Clusterfucks- ya can't stop at one

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 06:58 PM

Must be about 15 years ago now but during a late summer weekend on Fishers we were all partying on the beach when the fuzz went screaming by.  When we figured out we were not in trouble and noticed the flashing lights down by race point, we went to investigate.

 

Turns out a 35' stink pot had missed Race Rock and ended up 30 feet up on the rocky beach on Race Point.  Not the reef that extends off the point to Race Rock, 500 yards to the North, closer to the runway!  Turns out, the owner thought the light for the wind sock at the airport was Race Rock and was aimed a little to far to the north!

 

Back on topic, the FI Fire Department found some of the nastiest early 90's porn, talking hairy bush, natural titties, porn on the boat and several other "toys".

 

Guess this stink pot owner had other things on his mind then safe navigation.



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Posted 25 June 2014 - 07:33 PM

Back on topic, the FI Fire Department found some of the nastiest early 90's porn....natural titties.....

 

Natural is way better than plastic



#17 Rum Runner

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 07:58 PM

What bar were they at?



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Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:47 AM

Still, crashing into the range light puts you in a better firing postiion than sitting 5' away?  I know you can park right under most water-side AP runways in the US.

 

Exactly, there is no difference between being parked few yards offshore or up on the rocks.  Hell you don't even need to be directly under the flightpath if you have a Manpad.  And I doubt this threat is limited to just water areas near runways.  I've always wondered what would keep a committed bad guy from pulling up into one of those "observation" parking lots where you can watch the jets land, popping the trunk, shooting a stinger at it and then casually pulling away?  Well,other than the fact that Walmart doesn't stock stingers on a regular basis - but you get what I mean......



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Posted 26 June 2014 - 04:57 PM

Way back, I was crew on a 53 footer, Saturday race.  We hit the layline for the weather mark, and are steaming along in a good breeze.

 

We pass just to leeward of a small boat with a wide aft deck, couple busy on the aft deck.  He has a towel over his ass covering just that part.  Everyone on the rail (all guys at that time) yelling and making noise, greatly annoying the couple.  We sail on, it gets quiet, no reaction from the small boat.

 

We were lead boat, and I asked, 'I wonder if they realize there's about ten more boats on that layline.'

 

One more boat passed them, and suddenly the smll boat motored briskly away.



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Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:11 PM

^^ Too bad you ruined the show for the rest of the fleet  <_<



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Posted 27 June 2014 - 02:45 PM

looks like couple of them did have 'hand held rockets', apparently were shooting at a better target and fortunately missed any civilian planes...






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