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#101 Prouda my Pickle Dish

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 04:43 PM

Is this what they mean by a wardrobe malfunction?

#102 High Flow

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 04:44 PM

And the austrians once again demonstrated that they would have been much better off going skiing!

#103 Prouda my Pickle Dish

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 04:46 PM

Hey! Check this out! It automatically depowers itself! Awesome!

#104 AHoleMel

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 04:49 PM

Needin a Head are Ya?

#105 dzaveski

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 04:50 PM

You can reef a spin?

#106 Remodel

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 04:50 PM

Quietly and with little fanfare, North Sails One Design unveils the Demi Moore, roto-molded spinnaker.

Rumor has it that the design was inspired by the actress' famous Vanity Fair cover.

#107 Remodel

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 04:52 PM

Head up! I'm losing pressure here.

#108 Fernando

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 05:35 PM

Oh Shit!!!

#109 Peacefrog

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 05:49 PM

"can we ring up the designer and tell him the top is a little more open then the last model?"

#110 JSoup

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 06:12 PM

Off like a prom dress

#111 vouz etes ici

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 06:17 PM

Aw Chute!

#112 Phantom Menace

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 06:34 PM

Dear fellow competitors, thank you for rolling that rotting nasty dead fish up in our mainsail...you're quite the jokers. But, paybacks a bitch, ain't it? P.S. Your missing thread is all balled up and stuffed into your bow. We left you a sewing needle as well, have fun with your embroidery!!! Hahahahaha!

#113 Mojo Risin

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 06:44 PM

Always on the leading edge of technology, Team 26 flies the newest Quad-Symmetrical spinnaker.

#114 Mojo Risin

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 06:50 PM

Damn, I told you not to buy Sobstad!

#115 Speng

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 06:52 PM

"Darned North sails shoulda gone with Ullman"

"I said run the tapes not ruin them"

"I guess you didn't anticipate that shift"

"The shoulders aren't projecting"

#116 mustang__1

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 06:57 PM

damn bird!

'doh

hello, honey, i need some money...

PUMPP--(insert ripping sound).

#117 smelly weasel

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 07:39 PM

where's the Q code R6?

#118 Yag

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 07:48 PM

"Look on the bright side, we might make the Sailing Anarchy caption competition."

#119 fan

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 07:52 PM

I love the new window I just wish it was a litle lower...

#120 The Meddler

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 08:00 PM

The new experimental UK "Tape-Drive" Spinnaker, "where less really is less!"

#121 Sailing My Cubicle

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 08:18 PM

1 I'm just going to move the draft of the chute down a bit

2 Did you tell the sailmaker to "eat my fuck again"?

#122 gonna_do_what??

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 08:58 PM

...And you thought adding a skylight was going to increase the value of this bitch...

#123 Batman

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 09:03 PM

"Stupid Airlines, I can't believe they confiscated our spinnaker. Improvising is cool, but we have to make sure we get that bedsheet back to the hotel before check out time."

#124 Chris J/105

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 09:15 PM

"Using Kahn's underwear is fast!"

#125 55 beers

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 09:25 PM

Could be worse, could be up sideways and ripped...

#126 Pogue Mahone

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 09:37 PM

Who farted?

#127 seamouse

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 09:40 PM

For best result

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Tear along dotted line

#128 hard aground

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:02 PM

I have good news, and bad news. The good news is at least it isn't up sideways.........

#129 walterbshaffer

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:03 PM

The new quadsymetric spinnaker under development down under

#130 SpikeOwen

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:10 PM

Hell of a peel, Jim!.... Say, is that transparent, ultra-light kite class legal?

#131 Call Me Boomvang

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:37 PM

Dude, how did you let the sailmaker convince you that a halter top runner was cutting edge?

#132 barleymalt

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 11:45 PM

These new IRC kites sure do look funny.

#133 barleymalt

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 11:55 PM

The first test of the new North Sails spinnaker reefing system is less than a complete success

#134 Terrorvision

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 12:02 AM

"Fly the bits of cloth"

#135 Jolly Roger Tornado Crew

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 12:07 AM

oh shit.

#136 The C is Silent

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 12:36 AM

One more drink and I think I can get her to take her top off!!!

#137 johnnyhoopla

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 12:40 AM

"Fuck."

#138 sailingk8

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 12:42 AM

Dude, you know how I was a bit late on the last take down. That won't be a problem this time!

#139 samsonite

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 01:28 AM

Driver: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Crew: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Driver: My brother's gonna shit!
Crew: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Driver: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Crew: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

#140 Team POS

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 01:44 AM

Damn... topless is usually a lot cooler than this

#141 graffiti

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 02:50 AM

"In retrospect, using a thong for the downwind run wasn't such a good plan".

#142 Ochen

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 02:56 AM

They said skylights were the newest trend.

#143 jayg763

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:06 AM

Aboard the Janet Jackson...

#144 glug

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:09 AM

"Well... (5 second pause) Shit."


:P :P :P
The winner! That sinking feeling where you know things are going to go downhill from here. Usually happens when you're winning at the time. A quite and reflective "..........Shit" is about all you can do about it

#145 rule 54

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:59 AM

So this is what happens when you go DDW faster then the wind!!!

#146 China Coast Racer

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:15 AM

When are we going to get put out of our misery and have this decided?

(That was a question, not a submission!)

#147 FastHolder20

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 05:23 AM

At least D.C. can still use it as a girdle!

-Shane

#148 Chubby

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 06:04 AM

Main Leech is a bit open, don't you think?

#149 Lars P

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 11:09 AM

Polish spinnaker peeling

#150 Uboatsegeln

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 02:25 PM

XXX Sails Proudly Announces the Next Big Thing: Reefable Chutes.
Buy Yours Today... and Tomorrow... and next Thursday... and...

#151 Bob Truman

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 02:26 PM

Dude, I am telling you Bethwaite says this will get us to the fourth mode.

#152 Isochrome

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:52 PM

Pimp my 470: the square top spinnakers are the must have this season.

#153 Greg Jarvis

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:36 PM

... so THATS why they call it TEAR-X

#154 hoosierdaddy

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 05:05 PM

... so THATS why they call it TEAR-X



#155 hoosierdaddy

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 05:07 PM

I saw one of these things once in an old magazine ... it looks kinda like a BLOOPER!!!

#156 royalty

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 06:40 PM

Skipper, next time buy American.

#157 thebowman

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 08:00 PM

Pole foreward!

#158 sharkey

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 08:21 PM

This month's caption contest is brought to you by Quantum Sail Design Group. (No these aren't Quantum Sails!). Quantum has some great prizes for the best three captions so have at it! Thanks to Guilain Grenier for the photo.

06/06/06


".....uhhhh that's not fast, is it?..."

#159 timplatt

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 08:53 PM

Skipper to Trimmer:

"Geez, that's not what I had in mind when I mentioned at the top mark that we were gunning for a horizon job."

#160 Pogue Mahone

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:44 PM

Good, now we have a lower center of effort and more stability.

#161 proofeditwrite

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:31 PM

Duuuuude cloth the fucking sail.

#162 Cement_Shoes

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 11:36 PM

new from Victoria's Sails, Demi-spinnakers. also look for the brazilian cut mains.

#163 foredeckhell

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 11:53 PM

470-$1600
matching crew gear- $500
brand new north kite- $400

wishing you bought a quantum spinnaker -priceless

or

Now with half a kite our rating will go up and we might have a chance to win!

or

what's it rate?

#164 skiffboy

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 12:59 AM

Fuck this glued seam shit - we're going back to stitching!

#165 Wattie

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 05:30 AM

AUT.
Another Useless Tear
or
Another Useless Trimmer

#166 bowdude1

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:36 AM

God, what I would give for some head.

#167 Remodel

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:23 AM

Please God, don't let somebody send a photo to Tempesta.

#168 Vitamin Sea

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 02:19 PM

1)You paid how much for this ?

2) The draft looks a little forward!

#169 Vitamin Sea

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 02:22 PM

The draft looks a little forward
or
You paid how much?

#170 Just Sail

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 04:07 PM

OUUUU I hate when that happens!!!!

#171 GoodTimes

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:59 PM

Ohh fuuck, we're out of beer!

#172 Mike

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:39 PM

Trimmer: Hey Skip, do you still have the receipt for that new spinny?
Skipper: Why?!?
Trimmer: Umm, no reason really, just curious..

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Trimmer: Umm, ahh.. Anyone else want to trim now?

#173 Chico10

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:55 PM

Sorry Skipper, i really had to go and there was no toilet paper!

#174 NewportStormer

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Posted 09 June 2006 - 01:50 PM

This things got all the options, including sunroof. I can have you driving this thing home TODAY!

#175 tronner

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 12:33 AM

Damnit Nixon...I thought you said this was our condition!

#176 basketcase

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 03:48 AM

what was that ripping sound?

#177 AndyH

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 05:00 AM

Sailmaker: "so what did u think of the new shute?"
Trimmer: "i'm not sure. There was just something missing..."

AndyH

#178 alexbutti

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Posted 11 June 2006 - 04:26 AM

1. Aaaahhh. So that's what that control line does...

2. Wait 'til our sponsors hear we shredded another one...

3. Look what that f*cking seagull just did!

#179 Team_EvoLv

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Posted 11 June 2006 - 05:50 AM

Crew: "Awww....umm skip..."
Skipper: "We're losing boatspeed concentrate on the task at hand...It's almost like our spinnaker has blown out"
Crew: :unsure:

#180 KRC

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Posted 12 June 2006 - 12:52 AM

Crew: "Well, I've always said half a chute is better than one"
Skipper: "It's none, not one, you idiot"
Crew: "Oh...well half a chute is still better than none, right?"
Skipper: "Get off my boat"

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Crew: "So that's how the sunroof works!"
Skipper: "Sunroof? What sunr...oh."

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"It was the wind! I swear!"

#181 Bowgirl

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Posted 12 June 2006 - 01:41 PM

Betcha someone brought a banana aboard!

#182 simbert

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Posted 12 June 2006 - 02:51 PM

"They" opened up another loft in the middle of nowhere again?

#183 Prouda my Pickle Dish

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Posted 12 June 2006 - 10:56 PM

Is that what they mean by a wardrobe malfuntion??

#184 foredeckhell

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Posted 13 June 2006 - 03:37 AM

so thats what that button dose....

#185 boneheadboats

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Posted 13 June 2006 - 11:26 AM

Craftsman, NOT the tools of sailboat racing

Honey where's the last Depends??

#186 Bow Guy In Training

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Posted 13 June 2006 - 02:51 PM

It didn't look like that lastnight when i used it for a blanket.

#187 mustang__1

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 01:31 AM

its ok, i think we're still winning on corrected! (i know its od.)

#188 offshoretiger

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:29 AM

whatever the hell you just pulled.... DONT DO IT AGAIN!

#189 China Coast Racer

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Posted 15 June 2006 - 01:23 AM

When will this end?

#190 dannyv1986

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Posted 15 June 2006 - 05:40 AM

"Um, skip', theres something wrong with your spinaker"

"oops, my bad"

"well, isn't this embarassing"

"wasn't me!"

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Posted 15 June 2006 - 07:55 AM

This month's caption contest is brought to you by Quantum Sail Design Group. (No these aren't Quantum Sails!). Quantum has some great prizes for the best three captions so have at it! Thanks to Guilain Grenier for the photo.

06/06/06


Waddya mean you don't want a sunroof???

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#192 shubrook

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Posted 16 June 2006 - 10:56 AM

sailmaker - 10 hours to make and you blew it after 5 mins.... that'll be 5 Grand please.


owner - Doh!

#193 jibeset

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 03:28 PM

I told you not to get so close to the starting gun.

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#194 FearBiter

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 08:07 AM

Skipper to crew - So after calling the new kite a “bitch” for 3 days now, you have finally pulled off “a little head” .....happy now?

#195 quitpinchin

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 02:59 AM

North Sails One Design Summer Special - 30% off the top.

#196 China Coast Racer

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 03:34 AM

This thread is lasting longer than that damned kite!

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Posted 23 June 2006 - 03:10 AM

(News release, please distribute)

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all in a design destined to change not only one design racing, the
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(SA cannot and will not vouch for the accuracy of the above claims.)




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