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Caption Contest

Who is That Masked Man?

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

12/07/06

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[Bayrat]

who's the person in the white shirt??????? he stands out more than anyone! haha

[Mud sailor]

Jimmy Hoffa

[chilnonthecornrlikeitaintnothang]

"i sailed a mac 26 last week and some people saw me. you think anyone will recognize me now?"

[Tugboat]

"I'm taking this boat all the way to Invercargill!"

[Mid]

falang mai lu ,
ne khun sabai ,
yen sabai khup mai shop ron

[quartertonner]

my spidey sense is tingling...

[DAVO]

Come on guys take these handcuffs off.
Oh! and please don't touch me like that any more!

[french do it better]

go get the gimp

[Swanno (Ohf Shore)]

Casper the friendly skipper?

[GRUMPY]

Note to self: If I'm gonna rob banks I'm organizing my own getaway car in the future!

[Derek Grebe]

Russian Team?

"We have the Pollonium 110 to take out the competition in the beer tent later tonight. Why am i the only one in a full radiation suit?"

[Tim ND]

Damn... matching uniforms and we're still last.

[StevenRolland]

Now I can drink in the bar after the race and not worry about being recognised by everyone that I have port tacked.

[Bedford]

You guys change the right-side rubber. I'll take care of the refueling.

[siler]

Could be Britney Spears (full of shame)

[Phil]

Evo,that you at the shrouds?

[Cool_Beans]

The Invisible Man is BACK!

[LeoV]

How to prepare for winning;
1 ski mask check
2 sunglasses, check
3 matching shirts with name loud on it, check
4 mean and lean crew, oh mean maybe...
5 a hot boat, uh, its hot but in temperature only

But at least the do not recognize me.

[grenberger]

"Being away from the office on sick leave, I couldn't take any chances of this being televised in Moscow!"

[fycm27]

Darkman??? or is the Invisible Man???

[Saltfish2]

"Skipper of Master Blaster finishes race after galley accident".

The heavily bandaged skipper of the yacht Master Blaster managed to finish the race after setting his hair and beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette on the galley stove.

[BrianMalone]

Pod? That you?


Brodie...?

[gasmandew]

In a desperate attempt to improve their season record, Master Blaster hides the identity of their skipper to confuse the competition.

[Maggi Ara]

GRW - Guantanamo Race Week

[Saltfish2]

The Egyptian skipper of Master Blaster, Tutankenakamedon, claims to have 6000 years of yacht racing experience.

[suider]

Michael Schumacher displays his winning form after moving from Formula 1 to yacht racing.

[captanarchy560]

Andrey Novoderezhkin


where's my prize?

[JessAroundTheBend]

"What - I couldn't find my paper bag this morning!"

[sailho]

Remarkably,

Driver X was back on the race course after receiving the first ever, "Shut-up and Drive" corrective surgery.

The bandage comes off in a week...

[landloc]

A muffled titter ran around the crew.

[Laserslave]

Grand Theft Auto goes yachting

[Ahab]

Remember when sex was safe and sailing was dangerous? Now take this rubber off my head!

[Hammer]

Reservoir tip on the Master Blaster?

[flytact]

Skipper goes to extremes to fight off effects of pre-race "Master Blaster Cabbage and Vodka Night"

[Call Me Boomvang]

Who run Barter Town?

[Chris J/105]

Helmsman to the seated mainsail trimmer:

"Hey you ignorant fuck-- stand up and look disorganized like everybody else. Thought you were a team player. Look at me when I'm talking to you, punk. See the jerk-off who forgot his team shirt? We lashed that asshole to the shrouds and you're gonna be next, bitch."

[NickyScarfa]

"Russian insurgents were spotted today in the Phuket Province brandishing matching yellow shirts aboard the sailing yacht "Master Blaster". The group's leader and recent burn victim Bogdashha Ioakim Sokolov was sighted at the helm of the yacht wrapped in burn guaze."

[AYACHT]

It's Elvis

[barleymalt]

Seeing Wally Cross with binoculars, the "Cat 1" helmsman goes into stealth mode.

[seamouse]

Its my neighbour!

[Derek Grebe]

Stig!










(for TopGear fans)

[MxThomas]

"If this works THE Cup is all mine again....harrharrharr"

[suider]

i am not an animal!!!!

/c

[stiletto]

Obviously sunburn...but what' an Irishman doing on a Russian boat?

[IRC Rocket Rider]

OK! Which one of you guys in the front of the boat farted during the tack!?!

[Carrera]

What's sunblock?

[Sardonic's Cat's Anus]

Race entry fee - $75
Lunch for the crew - $79.50
Crew tee-shirts - $154.95

Being afforded the ability to totally bollock a race and not be recognized as the helmsman? - Priceless

[SoylentPuget]

Damn, Bob, where do you find your bow babes?

[mrgnstrn]

"What?!?!
You seriously have to ask me why I am covering my face?!?!
Have you seen this f-ing cruiser's paradise pig boat I am driving?!?!
Would you be caught dead driving this thing?!?!"

-M

[THOR]

"After I posted on SA that my EX wife is humping my friends in the Yacht Club I am the constant target of harrasment."




Thor

[Trick 1]

The helmsman was overheard in the bar after the race:

"Driving a piggish boat with crew of ya-hoo's is like screwing a fat chick, it's pretty fun, but you don't want your buddies to see you doing it"

[sailing_green]

and you Think the Witness Protection Program isn't working.........

[dzaveski]

Sail it like you stole it!

Who runs barter town!

[pq2]

thats Mr. Clean

[Knothead]

go get the gimp

The gimps sleeping...


I don't care, wake him up!

[DrBrewHaHa]

Nash the Slash, found after all these years, from musician to helmsman.

[tuf-luf]

Nash the Slash, found after all these years, from musician to helmsman.

Sheee-ite! I forgot all about Nash the Slash (until now). Thank you.

[LeftSA]

Next time you criticise my foredeck work, It'll be the 'nads.

[rastus]

What to do with Chernobyl compo money

[Budge]

The "Invisible Man" takes the helm.

[dacapo]

Caption Contest

Who is That Masked Man?

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

12/07/06

these infidels will never know who t-boned them.....in the name of allah

[jibeset]

Skipper thinks to himself..." These shirts came out a little bright. Maybe if I put this mask on they will not see me."

[Inter 20]

OK. Who left the spinnaker pole on the dock? or If I don't get a team shirt I'm just going hold the shrouds and do nothing. Find someone else to do bow.

[Cable-Layer]

"Death To Infidels!!!"

[deep6]

Master Blaster? Mad Max?, might be Mel Gibson with a new Passion?

[TEXBOB]

Caption Contest

Who is That Masked Man?

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

12/07/06

I can't be seen driving this peice of shit!!

[Rum Runner]

This is the last time I rob a 7-11 and try to get away in a boat.

[Bitter Gnat]

"New images from Abu Grab show liberal policies on torture not working."

[arr4ws]

sunscream what?

[smelly weasel]

"ok- I'll wear your gay ass yellow team shirts"

[sylkill]

SAS Sailing section under action.
"When your job takes over your life !!!"

[Franklins Tower]

It's Chris Law training for the next Cup campaign!

[Cardewkisan]

With the cars they're driving in CA, your zinc is useless.

[JoeO]

"Michael Jackson prepares to make another Pepsi commercial, this time aboard a sailboat."

[Remodel]

Calude Rains takes the helm.

[Remodel]

From the newsletter of the Chernobyl Survivors Society.

Here we see a picture of the board's recent trip to Thailand...

[hammonegg]

Caption Contest

Who is That Masked Man?

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

12/07/06

Must protect the smooth creamy complexion from my laser resurfacing!!!

[wayfarer1]

dick chaney in hiding from his daughter

[dirtdog]

Superfly Jimmy Snukka on his sports comeback.........

sailing of course off the Island of Tonga.

[Ancient_Mariner]

Simple: The helmsman/owner is going through a tax audit.

[Prouda my Pickle Dish]

Caption Contest

Who is That Masked Man?

Scott Brady, the Invisible Man supports PHRF racing!

"If I hit someone or don't do well, I can take off my clothes and head covering and no one will know who or where I am. It's the only way I'll do PHRF, dude!"

[Mojo Risin]

"Knowing he's a dick head, the skip wore some protection."

[vibroman]

In a return to old style Soviet secrecy, the Russian Americas cup team, while practicing, attempts to conceal the fact that Russell Coutts is indeed the skipper.

[J.P.]

When you said the marina fees were so high you had to rob a bank to pay them, I thought you were just kidding!

[blubberboy]

Wrestling? Screw that, I'm going sailing tomorrow.....

[upstatesailor]

THE LOOK

[BreeZon]

I hope my Ex doesn't find out I bought another boat...

[Mr. Unaccountable]

Frickin albino sailors.

[radradial]

Terrorism's new weapon of choice.

[Kenny Dumas]

Urban Dictionary defines a Master Blaster as:
when a pimp cums in a crack whore's mouth while taking a hit of crack

"if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!"

wtf would you name your boat THAT??

[SPORTSCAR]

The clue is in the name of the boat. Its that well known specialist regatta tactician Stevie Wonder! Gotta love his work.

[Mid]

Urban Dictionary defines a Master Blaster as:
when a pimp cums in a crack whore's mouth while taking a hit of crack

"if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!"

wtf would you name your boat THAT??

if you had seen the kite it would be clear

[Doesn't sand between coats]

Onward! Bring me the fuel. For the glory of Humungus!

[Thistle2850]

If you don't finish first, OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!

[Thistle2850]

Rich owners shoudn't have face lifts days before the regatta!

[The Big D]

The crew thought if they ignored him, Ivan would stop talking about his new "Home Brain Surgery Kit"

[foredeckhell]

"which one of these dont belong here..."

[bendoo]

SPF 10,000,000

[cat3sailor]

Nachoooooooooooooooooooo[/size]