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#1 Editor

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:15 AM

Caption Contest

Who is That Masked Man?

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

12/07/06

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#2 Bayrat

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:21 AM

who's the person in the white shirt??????? he stands out more than anyone! haha

#3 Mud sailor

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:33 AM

Jimmy Hoffa

#4 chilnonthecornrlikeitaintnothang

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:33 AM

"i sailed a mac 26 last week and some people saw me. you think anyone will recognize me now?"

#5 Tugboat

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:34 AM

"I'm taking this boat all the way to Invercargill!"

#6 Mid

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:35 AM

falang mai lu ,
ne khun sabai ,
yen sabai khup mai shop ron


#7 quartertonner

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:41 AM

my spidey sense is tingling...

#8 DAVO

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:47 AM

Come on guys take these handcuffs off.
Oh! and please don't touch me like that any more! :o

#9 french do it better

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 07:10 AM

go get the gimp

#10 Swanno (Ohf Shore)

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 07:24 AM

Casper the friendly skipper?

#11 GRUMPY

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 07:35 AM

Note to self: If I'm gonna rob banks I'm organizing my own getaway car in the future!

#12 Derek Grebe

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 08:18 AM

Russian Team?

"We have the Pollonium 110 to take out the competition in the beer tent later tonight. Why am i the only one in a full radiation suit?"

#13 Tim ND

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 08:41 AM

Damn... matching uniforms and we're still last.

#14 StevenRolland

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 08:54 AM

Now I can drink in the bar after the race and not worry about being recognised by everyone that I have port tacked.

#15 Bedford

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 09:22 AM

You guys change the right-side rubber. I'll take care of the refueling.

#16 siler

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 09:56 AM

Could be Britney Spears (full of shame) :D

#17 Phil

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 10:19 AM

Evo,that you at the shrouds?

#18 Cool_Beans

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 11:15 AM

The Invisible Man is BACK!

#19 LeoV

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 11:25 AM

How to prepare for winning;
1 ski mask check
2 sunglasses, check
3 matching shirts with name loud on it, check
4 mean and lean crew, oh mean maybe...
5 a hot boat, uh, its hot but in temperature only

But at least the do not recognize me.

#20 grenberger

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 12:22 PM

"Being away from the office on sick leave, I couldn't take any chances of this being televised in Moscow!"

#21 fycm27

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 12:48 PM

Darkman??? or is the Invisible Man???

#22 Saltfish2

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 12:48 PM

"Skipper of Master Blaster finishes race after galley accident".

The heavily bandaged skipper of the yacht Master Blaster managed to finish the race after setting his hair and beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette on the galley stove.

#23 BrianMalone

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:02 PM

Pod? That you?


Brodie...?

#24 gasmandew

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:02 PM

In a desperate attempt to improve their season record, Master Blaster hides the identity of their skipper to confuse the competition.

#25 Maggi Ara

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:08 PM

GRW - Guantanamo Race Week

#26 Saltfish2

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:09 PM

The Egyptian skipper of Master Blaster, Tutankenakamedon, claims to have 6000 years of yacht racing experience.

#27 suider

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:17 PM

Michael Schumacher displays his winning form after moving from Formula 1 to yacht racing.

#28 captanarchy560

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:21 PM

Andrey Novoderezhkin


where's my prize? :P

#29 JessAroundTheBend

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:32 PM

"What - I couldn't find my paper bag this morning!"

#30 sailho

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:44 PM

Remarkably,

Driver X was back on the race course after receiving the first ever, "Shut-up and Drive" corrective surgery.

The bandage comes off in a week...

#31 landloc

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:49 PM

A muffled titter ran around the crew.

#32 Laserslave

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:53 PM

Grand Theft Auto goes yachting

#33 Ahab

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 01:54 PM

Remember when sex was safe and sailing was dangerous? Now take this rubber off my head!

#34 Hammer

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 02:13 PM

Reservoir tip on the Master Blaster?

#35 flytact

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 02:16 PM

Skipper goes to extremes to fight off effects of pre-race "Master Blaster Cabbage and Vodka Night"

#36 Call Me Boomvang

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 02:18 PM

Who run Barter Town?

#37 Chris J/105

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 02:22 PM

Helmsman to the seated mainsail trimmer:

"Hey you ignorant fuck-- stand up and look disorganized like everybody else. Thought you were a team player. Look at me when I'm talking to you, punk. See the jerk-off who forgot his team shirt? We lashed that asshole to the shrouds and you're gonna be next, bitch."

#38 NickyScarfa

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 02:35 PM

"Russian insurgents were spotted today in the Phuket Province brandishing matching yellow shirts aboard the sailing yacht "Master Blaster". The group's leader and recent burn victim Bogdashha Ioakim Sokolov was sighted at the helm of the yacht wrapped in burn guaze."



#39 AYACHT

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 02:48 PM

It's Elvis

#40 barleymalt

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:04 PM

Seeing Wally Cross with binoculars, the "Cat 1" helmsman goes into stealth mode.

#41 seamouse

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:10 PM

Its my neighbour!

#42 Derek Grebe

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:11 PM

Stig!










(for TopGear fans)

#43 MxThomas

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:14 PM

"If this works THE Cup is all mine again....harrharrharr"

#44 suider

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:24 PM

i am not an animal!!!!

/c

#45 stiletto

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:32 PM

Obviously sunburn...but what' an Irishman doing on a Russian boat?

#46 IRC Rocket Rider

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:40 PM

OK! Which one of you guys in the front of the boat farted during the tack!?!

#47 Carrera

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:43 PM

What's sunblock?

#48 Sardonic's Cat's Anus

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:47 PM

Race entry fee - $75
Lunch for the crew - $79.50
Crew tee-shirts - $154.95

Being afforded the ability to totally bollock a race and not be recognized as the helmsman? - Priceless

#49 SoylentPuget

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:49 PM

Damn, Bob, where do you find your bow babes?

#50 mrgnstrn

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:51 PM

"What?!?!
You seriously have to ask me why I am covering my face?!?!
Have you seen this f-ing cruiser's paradise pig boat I am driving?!?!
Would you be caught dead driving this thing?!?!"

-M

#51 THOR

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 03:57 PM

"After I posted on SA that my EX wife is humping my friends in the Yacht Club I am the constant target of harrasment."
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#52 Trick 1

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 04:10 PM

The helmsman was overheard in the bar after the race:

"Driving a piggish boat with crew of ya-hoo's is like screwing a fat chick, it's pretty fun, but you don't want your buddies to see you doing it"

#53 sailing_green

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 04:12 PM

and you Think the Witness Protection Program isn't working......... :ph34r:

#54 dzaveski

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 04:24 PM

Sail it like you stole it!

Who runs barter town!

#55 pq2

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 04:32 PM

thats Mr. Clean

#56 Knothead

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 04:42 PM

go get the gimp



The gimps sleeping...


I don't care, wake him up!


:ph34r:

#57 DrBrewHaHa

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 04:44 PM

Nash the Slash, found after all these years, from musician to helmsman.

#58 tuf-luf

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 04:57 PM

Nash the Slash, found after all these years, from musician to helmsman.


Sheee-ite! I forgot all about Nash the Slash (until now). Thank you.

#59 LeftSA

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 05:06 PM

Next time you criticise my foredeck work, It'll be the 'nads.

#60 rastus

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 05:08 PM

What to do with Chernobyl compo money

#61 Budge

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 05:13 PM

The "Invisible Man" takes the helm.

#62 dacapo

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 05:19 PM

Caption Contest

Who is That Masked Man?

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

12/07/06



these infidels will never know who t-boned them.....in the name of allah

#63 jibeset

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 05:25 PM

Skipper thinks to himself..." These shirts came out a little bright. Maybe if I put this mask on they will not see me."

#64 Inter 20

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 05:33 PM

OK. Who left the spinnaker pole on the dock? or If I don't get a team shirt I'm just going hold the shrouds and do nothing. Find someone else to do bow.

#65 Cable-Layer

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 05:42 PM

"Death To Infidels!!!"

#66 deep6

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 05:45 PM

Master Blaster? Mad Max?, might be Mel Gibson with a new Passion?

#67 TEXBOB

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 05:50 PM

Caption Contest

Who is That Masked Man?

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

12/07/06


I can't be seen driving this peice of shit!!

#68 Rum Runner

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 05:55 PM

This is the last time I rob a 7-11 and try to get away in a boat.

#69 Bitter Gnat

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:11 PM

"New images from Abu Grab show liberal policies on torture not working."

#70 arr4ws

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:17 PM

sunscream what?

#71 smelly weasel

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:18 PM

"ok- I'll wear your gay ass yellow team shirts"

#72 sylkill

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:26 PM

SAS Sailing section under action.
"When your job takes over your life !!!"

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:35 PM

It's Chris Law training for the next Cup campaign!

#74 Cardewkisan

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:43 PM

With the cars they're driving in CA, your zinc is useless.

#75 JoeO

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 06:44 PM

"Michael Jackson prepares to make another Pepsi commercial, this time aboard a sailboat."

#76 Remodel

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 07:41 PM

Calude Rains takes the helm.

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 07:45 PM

From the newsletter of the Chernobyl Survivors Society.

Here we see a picture of the board's recent trip to Thailand...

#78 hammonegg

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 07:55 PM

Caption Contest

Who is That Masked Man?

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

12/07/06


Must protect the smooth creamy complexion from my laser resurfacing!!!

#79 wayfarer1

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 08:15 PM

dick chaney in hiding from his daughter

#80 dirtdog

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 08:49 PM

Superfly Jimmy Snukka on his sports comeback.........

sailing of course off the Island of Tonga.

#81 Ancient_Mariner

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 08:59 PM

Simple: The helmsman/owner is going through a tax audit.

#82 Prouda my Pickle Dish

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 09:03 PM

Caption Contest

Who is That Masked Man?


Scott Brady, the Invisible Man supports PHRF racing!

"If I hit someone or don't do well, I can take off my clothes and head covering and no one will know who or where I am. It's the only way I'll do PHRF, dude!"

#83 Mojo Risin

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 09:26 PM

"Knowing he's a dick head, the skip wore some protection."

#84 vibroman

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 09:35 PM

In a return to old style Soviet secrecy, the Russian Americas cup team, while practicing, attempts to conceal the fact that Russell Coutts is indeed the skipper.

#85 J.P.

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 09:53 PM

When you said the marina fees were so high you had to rob a bank to pay them, I thought you were just kidding!

#86 blubberboy

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 09:57 PM

Wrestling? Screw that, I'm going sailing tomorrow.....

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 10:03 PM

THE LOOK

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 10:52 PM

I hope my Ex doesn't find out I bought another boat... :ph34r:

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 12:18 AM

Frickin albino sailors.

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 01:02 AM

Terrorism's new weapon of choice.

#91 Kenny Dumas

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 01:36 AM

Urban Dictionary defines a Master Blaster as:
when a pimp cums in a crack whore's mouth while taking a hit of crack

"if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!"

wtf would you name your boat THAT??

#92 SPORTSCAR

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 03:11 AM

The clue is in the name of the boat. Its that well known specialist regatta tactician Stevie Wonder! Gotta love his work.

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 03:14 AM

Urban Dictionary defines a Master Blaster as:
when a pimp cums in a crack whore's mouth while taking a hit of crack

"if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!"

wtf would you name your boat THAT??


if you had seen the kite it would be clear :ph34r:

#94 Doesn't sand between coats

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 03:35 AM

Onward! Bring me the fuel. For the glory of Humungus!

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 03:58 AM

If you don't finish first, OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 04:04 AM

Rich owners shoudn't have face lifts days before the regatta!

#97 The Big D

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 04:31 AM

The crew thought if they ignored him, Ivan would stop talking about his new "Home Brain Surgery Kit"

#98 foredeckhell

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 04:35 AM

"which one of these dont belong here..."

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 07:17 AM

SPF 10,000,000

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 12:00 PM

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