[Motorcycle]

I don't know if anyone else saw this article:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070422/ap_on_.../longest_cruise

Apparently all you need to sail around the world is (1) a life raft donated by your ex-wife and (2) a tiny girlfriend who is going to freak the fuck out as soon as the north atlantic starts and the hudson ends.

Good scam tho'. They did get the shits donated, and can just roll to the islands and fake the logs for the trip...

[R Booth]

I like the 200 pounds of Parmesan cheese thing. I just paid $17.85 a pound for some the other day. I guess that everyone has different priorities.

But I'd definetely spend some more cash for another inspection on that raft............

[The Big D]

You guys seen this thread?

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/forums/index...showtopic=25971

[R Booth]

Knew about this little adventure myself a year ago, but didn't think anything was going to become of it. Oh well, as long as no one gets hurt, wthn...............

(BTW, just where does a gal store 33 months of feminine su.......?)

[mainsheetgirl]

Just how big do you think tampons are, R Booth? :lol:

[R Booth]

I had bets on Ms. Hellion 1st, you 2nd and Elle 3rd, with SailingK8 sending me a fiercly worded p/m in between.

This is why I suck at poker!......... B)

Rick

[mainsheetgirl]

Poker? You don't even know her.

[celphtaught]

question, where do you put all the used rubbers?

[R Booth]

I can see I'm going to die of estrogen poisoning very soon.......... B)

[mainsheetgirl]

There's probably worse ways to go...

[R Booth]

Great, Celph. I'll leave it to you to steer this rapidly deteriorating thread anywhere you like..........

[USA-7]

celphtaught, on Apr 22 2007, 05:13 PM, said:

question, where do you put all the used rubbers?

rubbers ?! remember we're talking about god damned fools...

short odds of her getting pregnant and baling in somewhat less than 200 days.

[R Booth]

Quote

USA-7 Posted Today, 09:35 PM

rubbers ?! remember we're talking about god damned fools...

short odds of her getting pregnant and baling in somewhat less than 200 days.

Just what is the gestation period for the clueless, anyways?.............

[celphtaught]

d'ya think he outfitted the forepeak TCOS style?

[HorsesMouth]

Day 450 - Ran out water forced to drink urine.

[R Booth]

Day 2. WTF was I thinking?.............

[@last]

Hmm, three years alone with a 23 yr old when he is 55, sounds ok to me........

[Gatherer]

This guy is a F'n fruitcake. He's been trying to get people to "sponsor" his "dream" ("irational thought") for over a year.

Do you really think he'll stay OFFSHORE for three years??? Come'on...,.

This make the guy that wanted to cross the Pacific in an 8' ply-tub seem like a genius.... :( :(

[Mexican]

Who cares? Off you go to cruising anarchy... (is that an oxymoron or what?)

[sockeye]

Is his name Jim Jones?

[Gatherer]

Mexican, on Apr 22 2007, 07:48 PM, said:

Who cares? Off you go to cruising anarchy... (is that an oxymoron or what?)

Hey- were you at the 24' Worlds???

I was on Jaded

[thefuture]

Did he really leave? Is anyone gonna check up on him? You would think that the sponsers would want some sort of recognition or assurance that this is true.

[Osprey-Lightning]

This is a bit too much.... what is the point?...3 times around... No Stops? Head for the Southern Ocean, do 2 laps around Antartica... head north again to finish...

On the other hand being stuck on a boat for 1000 days with a girl/wife half your age could be pretty good...

[TheBoathouse]

Frying Pan to the head Day 38....count on it ;)

[R Booth]

My money's on the cheese..........