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#1 Editor

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:21 AM

Caption Contest

Toilet Anarchy

We don't know the details, but apparently this little prank is still on at LAYC, and it seems a good time for a little Caption Contest. Yes, that's a marine toilet mounted on the spreader. This week's contest sponsored by Atlantis Weather Gear. Have fun.

05/22/07

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#2 Grinder

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:25 AM

Man, It's blowin' like shit!

#3 ojdidit

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:27 AM

Talk about a poop deck

#4 China Coast Racer

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:44 AM

And that's how we spread the shit.

Is it raining? No, it's pissing down.

Shitting diamonds and pissing hounds.

The prototype of the BMW/Oracle bat wing which failed in race 4.

#5 Tiller Instinct

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:50 AM

Hey Larry, I fixed the bat wing.

#6 Colt

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:29 AM

should have read the instructions

#7 sockeye

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:49 AM

What ever you do, Newbie, do not turn on the fucking deck lights!

#8 Mach 5

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:55 AM

Moore 24 owner:
'Hmnn, the instructions say keep it above the waterline, I wonder if I need a halyard for the paper?'

#9 tweaker

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:55 AM

The girls decided that if they couldn't let it hang out at the stern, then then could at least spread it with the best view.

#10 China Coast Racer

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:03 AM

Heads up!

#11 Greebles

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:15 AM

They've gone potty.

#12 Jollymon

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:19 AM

"The true secret of Luna Rosa's sucess was revealed today in this prototype photo. In order to ensure total concentration by the wind watcher, a head is installed at the spreaders so that he can spend more time up the rig."

Photo courtesy of BMW/Oracle

JM

#13 nemesis

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:43 AM

Shit blows downwind.

#14 bos'n

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 06:04 AM

"um, neat bos'n's chair..."

#15 bos'n

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 06:07 AM

"you should see where they keep the bidet"

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 06:31 AM

The true Aussie "long drop."

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 07:25 AM

under IMS accomodation requirements and rating gains from low stability lead to strange but effective solutions...

#18 BDannemand

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 07:53 AM

Self reefilling deck shower....se the hose comming down..?

#19 upwind

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 08:01 AM

Ok skipper.....stage 1......now how are you going to train the bloody sea gulls to pump the thing out?

#20 Heavy Cloud

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 09:01 AM

All hail... our new club burgee

#21 Heavy Cloud

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 09:02 AM

Shit Rigger

#22 BDannemand

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 09:28 AM

Is there any brown marks on the genoa..?

#23 B.J. Porter

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 11:09 AM

"I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your deck!"

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 11:57 AM

"Seagulls: can't beat 'em - join 'em".

#25 unionsuit

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 12:27 PM

The new recreational crow's nest, you no longer have an excuse to come down.

#26 Bedford

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 01:01 PM

"My wife said she wouldn't sail on the boat unless I installed a head."

#27 KRC

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 01:06 PM

I hate crewing on that boat. It's like being at work. We just get shit on all day.

#28 cat3sailor

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 01:34 PM

this gives a whole new meaning to swabbing the poop deck :blink:

#29 MT14er

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 01:46 PM

When this guy craps all over your wind, he literally craps all over your wind.

#30 Billy Bones

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 01:51 PM

Fourth commode

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 01:57 PM

"When at sea, gentlemen sit to pee."

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 02:02 PM

It gives new meaning to "Birds eye view"

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 02:06 PM

What were the results from the last one of these caption contest thingies, or did they just end up in the spreaders, er, shitter, er, shitter in the speaders?

#34 Project Mayhem

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 02:08 PM

Just wipe with the convenient SA burgee.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 02:09 PM

"With the head mounted up there, I can clearly see Uranus".

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 02:13 PM

Mother of pearl! Fire on the poop deck!

#37 PDG

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 02:18 PM

When you said the new rig was "the shit" what I thought you meant was...

#38 Derek Grebe

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 02:23 PM

It's always beneficial to reduce weight aloft.




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#39 Derek Grebe

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 02:27 PM

Run up the Japanese flag!








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Posted 22 May 2007 - 02:46 PM

Who knows...... in case of tsunami....... :unsure:

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 02:47 PM

Aaaarrgggg !!!!

I forgot this f....cking paper down again !!!

#42 Bedford

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:04 PM

I don't get it; We've tacked a dozen times and we're still in shitty air.

#43 newportblue

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:05 PM

Confucius say: "Man who shit on spreaders is high on pot."

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:34 PM

jez in time fer plantin season, our new serfisticated dung spreader!

#45 Bulbhunter

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:42 PM

Someone pass up the toliet paper after the gybe!!! Helloooo!! Damit man who left the empty paper role!! Someone? Hey this is the last time I'm doing the 3am shift! Wake up you lousy.... Hey anyone! Ok thats it if you don't pass up the paper I'm going to wear your foulies next time we go back on watch! Masthead my ass!

Damn it!

#46 Bulbhunter

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:57 PM

Clearly the person working the mast position is in training.

#47 stiletto

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:57 PM

Spider!.... get up there and unclog the shitter!

#48 dzaveski

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:11 PM

Hey are you actually doing anything up there or are you just pissing into the wind.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:46 PM

Man, is it ever getting deep around here!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:51 PM

STARBOARD!

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:39 PM

That brings an entirely different meaning to the term "Clogged Up."

Talk about a "Floater."

Those aren't skid marks, those are impact craters.

Somebody go up in the rig to look for breeze. Whew. They found it.

Always checking the rig, aren't you, Bumblefuck. Brown-noser.

If you are sailing on that boat, be sure to wear your foulies.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:51 PM

ABYC 55.05.315c: Unless mounted well above the heeled waterline, every marine head shall be fitted with anti-siphon vented loops in both the intake and discharge lines.





This must be a real 4 knot shitbox!

#53 5 kt Shitbox

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 06:24 PM

Gratuitous Ad insert: (Ed, you should ask these guys to shit some swag)

Air Head

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#54 capt. kiss

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 06:40 PM

"Boat" By Picasso.

or

Shitty RADAR!

#55 Alibi

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 06:43 PM

Air Head

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 06:48 PM

Is there an echo in here... :P

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 07:17 PM

Bruce Farr interview excerpt regarding his newest design "And just in case the canting keel mal-functions....."

#58 Fishwater

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 07:34 PM

Head to wind.

#59 DeadFuckingLast

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 09:10 PM

Have A Wetass Weekend!
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#60 DeadFuckingLast

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 09:19 PM

Larry just found a way to put even more pressure on his crew...

T eam
O racles
I ntimitading
L arry
E llison
T hrone

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 11:56 PM

Man, the things people will do to help their ratings....

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 01:00 AM

Caption Contest

Toilet Anarchy

We don't know the details, but apparently this little prank is still on at LAYC, and it seems a good time for a little Caption Contest. Yes, that's a marine toilet mounted on the spreader. This week's contest sponsored by Atlantis Weather Gear. Have fun.

05/22/07



#63 tpabaysailor

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 04:31 AM

dump the main

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 04:38 AM

"I heard about this new technique, called a mexican drop. I've just eaten three enchiladas and a half-dozen bean burritos, and we're gonna try it today."

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 11:22 AM

You`ll need some climbing gear to get to the toilet. Just hope its not too late when you`ve reached the damn thing.

#66 d'ranger

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 01:36 PM

It's our new shit spreader

#67 rob-john

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 02:16 PM

Jimmy was always scared shitless when he went aloft so the skipper thought he'd help him out.

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 04:02 PM

The owner did request a room with a view.

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 08:05 PM

shit, well theres yer problem....

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 06:34 PM

Rigger's Union Local 653 Rule 23.1 Reads as follows: Suitable toilet (head) facilities must at all time be located within 35' of workspaces.

#71 shadowfax

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 08:10 PM

Come on all, this one is obvious...I am an ozark hillbilly, and old men here call their wives the "old crow". So the toilet in the rigging is obviously the "Crows Nest".

#72 Five Minutes Turkish

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 02:32 AM

I said the wind was shifty.......

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:12 PM

Smell like curry. So, how Far East trip?

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 04:34 PM

how the f**k am i meant to get up there at night?

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 10:08 PM

" I specifically told my broker to locate a Dehler. Not a frickin' KOHLER!".............

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Posted 23 June 2007 - 07:28 PM

The new radar reflectors are the shit.

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 08:29 PM

Piss Boy!!!

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 10:19 PM

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 06:17 PM

Crack-up!

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 12:23 PM

Talk about a poop deck


All hands on the poop deck

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Posted 06 August 2007 - 03:41 PM

too late, i already shit in the bosun's chair

Edited by LostDaggerboard, 06 August 2007 - 03:41 PM.


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Posted 06 August 2007 - 04:53 PM

too late, i already shit in the bosun's chair



#83 plymboy

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Posted 06 August 2007 - 04:55 PM

we will end up down the pan

#84 Prouda my Pickle Dish

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:09 AM

What??? No winner declared? OK,

"Oh, yeah, when you are done, use the baggywrinkle on the spreader tips."

#85 Prouda my Pickle Dish

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:11 AM

"Yo, the new rig is the shitznits!"
-----Poop Foggy Dog

#86 Prouda my Pickle Dish

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:12 AM

This should be called the crapadation contest!


Heads Up!

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Posted 27 August 2007 - 06:56 AM

Now when we roll them to windward we actually can shit on the competition

#88 PHR-F'd

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 12:44 AM

hike bitches or i'll shit on you

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:05 PM

You could have just ASKED me to hang it over the side!

#90 swan70

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Posted 06 October 2007 - 07:57 PM

The captain is trying to get his wife to lose a little weight.

#91 yellowbeard

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 07:40 PM

"Well Honey, you kept complaing about the heads been small....!

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 03:30 PM

Ok, Bob you can take it down... I found the problem. The new toilet installation instructions say a minimum of 3.5 feet from any kitchen facility.... not 35.

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#93 Bruce 7700

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 04:32 PM

Alas, "Rigging Tips For Big Boats" only sold 7 copies. 6 to family members 1 to these guys.

#94 fortis

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 04:00 AM

It's not that kind of SPREADER, Farmboy!

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Posted 19 December 2007 - 01:32 PM

Blow the Wad....


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#96 RobbieB

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 05:23 PM

And there it was. A toliet strapped to the spreaders. I shit you not.

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Posted 06 January 2008 - 07:26 AM

Drop the #2!

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 09:17 PM

"that shit doesnt flush"

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:13 AM

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 08:52 PM

"Yo TP, no not TransPac toss the toilet paper up dumbass!"




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