171 replies to this topic

[unconscious]

gluteopagus twins?

[Comic1]

Starboard....STARBOARD......SSTTAARRBBOOAARRDD!!!...PROTEST!

[Captain Morgan]

You know, with enough cheese I'm guessing this boat could sail for 2000 days without stopping.

[pull your main on !]

MaKe mInE a DOuble

[tekebird]

no caption text...just a link to the Double Mint Gum Theme song

or

"Double your pleasure, double your fun, with Doublemint, Doublemint gum! ..." and the song

[tekebird]

Or with the Mt Gay Theme today.

Double Your Pleasure Double your Fun with Mt Gay, Mt Gay Rum

[CHAS]

No, Goddammit!, the other starboard!!

[PROVIDER]

She said "double-ended", not "double-ender".

[U20guy2]

When I told the designer I liked twin's, this wasn't what I was referring too.

[Knothead]

Very Gay? - Mount Gay!

[U20guy2]

Frigin Foredeck union is going to break the bank on this program. Damn Foredeck crew!!

[DEFCON_V]

"Captain, Polish Navy a mile and half to starboard !!! "

[Asymetric]

I thought you were building the back half?

[ABC]

Rorschach test for rich folk

[Blow Me Offshore]

Just like it's owner this yacht goes both ways!

[shanghaisailor]

It actually belongs to a many time divorced owner.

This time when she gets half the boat he can still go sailing

[Prouda my Pickle Dish]

Whaaa? I can't tell if it's coming or going! God, I need a rum shot or three...

[bos'n]

-your peanut butter got on my chocolate
-and your chocolate got on my peanut butter

[arr4ws]

meh! look at the other boat.. so has-been.

[spyro]

We love this one. Sorry it is so far away, but click on the photo for a better view. The best three captions win some great prizes, which are yet to be determined. Thanks to anarchist Javier who kicks the contest off with his caption:
"Bloody designer. He told me mine was unique!" Have fun.

10/04/07

Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?

[DEFCON_V]

Next Month Issue: National Geographic presents the rare footage of two super maxis filthy mating ritual of the cost of California

[Bowgirl]

"And here you have Doctor Doolittle's newest yacht - HMS Push Me Pull You"

MS

That was exactly what I thought of when I looked at it

[DEFCON_V]

"I dont want to go to Antiqua, I want to go to Miami" said the owner of Siamese II to the owner of Siamese I

[Ochen]

The new AC class rule... harder boat to race and a more level playing field...

[oddatsea]

bumper sticker seen on the back:

"my other boat is a ........"

or

I like pizza Steve

[WhiteLightnin']

The down side to having large ships built in seprate yards and then brought together for assembly

Damn global warming keeps poppin out mirages

Boombastic's vessel of choice for his 14 ocean crossings ( see 1000 days link)

[Indispensablecrew]

How did superyacht "Amoeba" say goodbye to superyacht "Protozoan"?

Gotta Split!

[BigUnit]

Skip, I'm leaving this program. No way am I racing with TWO bowmen!!

[Amphiphile]

Frequently heard:

"Its in the aft berth... the other aft berth!"

[jayg763]

All hands to the bow!

Crew: Which one?

[foredeckhell]

When i said design me a double ender, this wasnt what i ment

[davethesailor]

stesso mare, stessa barca, questo universo é troppo piccolo per noi due!

same sea, same boat, this universe is too little for the both of us!

gleiches Meer, gleiches Boot, dieses Universum ist zu klein für uns beide!

mème mer, mème bateau, cet univers est trop petit pour nous deux!

[jizbiscuit]

Rich Fekker !!!

Got one for heading west an one for East thats what I call loaded !

[ibcrewin]

Oh yeah, put it in the transom, you dirty french boat you.

[sailing_green]

Port or Starbord favoured! who cares we can sail them BOTH !

[Pro looper]

Goodnight Ralph, Night Herb!

[Mud sailor]

Yacht owner discovers that chinese factories can copy virtually anything........

[Jardinle]

"jeeze did you guys hit me that hard with the boom on that gybe?"

[junkie]

see, honey? I told you those white fabric things are supposed to stay rolled up.

[bplipschitz]

Sh!t, am I tacking or gybing?

[Simon Connor]

Ready then ? ..... first one back here, wins.

[floating dutchman]

well you know is like well, my parent's died when there 747 crashed and I spent 1/2 of the money on a yacht & I love the yacht, so guess what I spent the rest of the money on.

[Piss Crew AS]

Burp..

[HHN92]

Damn your eyes.....................


Too late...........

[swan70]

It is all done with mirrors.

[Buddha]

This is what happens when you have a yacht being built while the divorce still isn't final.

[mycsailor.com]

meet u on the other side of the world....ready set go!

[dde]

Nothing would make Pierre happy until he had a maxi coming out of this ass

[explorer]

Two private yacht captains looked up just in time to realize that their jobs were still intact.

[Dax]

We love this one. Sorry it is so far away, but click on the photo for a better view. The best three captions win some great prizes, which are yet to be determined. Thanks to anarchist Javier who kicks the contest off with his caption:
"Bloody designer. He told me mine was unique!" Have fun.

10/04/07

My caption entry:

This is not a trick photo. Finally we have conclusive evidence of what happens when you cross the Date Line.

[racerxy]

We love this one. Sorry it is so far away, but click on the photo for a better view. The best three captions win some great prizes, which are yet to be determined. Thanks to anarchist Javier who kicks the contest off with his caption:
"Bloody designer. He told me mine was unique!" Have fun.

10/04/07

Its a sneak peek at the new US Sailing tests for match racing starts. The two boats are tied together with a twine line at the stern. The umpire then chants 5-4-3-2-1 GO! and hacks the line with a machete.

Version 1 had one boat head to wind and one boat dead down in order to keep the boats in line. Dismal failure.

Version 2 had the boats 90 degrees on port and starboard. Another failure. Not only was the port boat favored every time, in an unfortunate mishap one of the umpires was "Accidently" strangled by the rope.

Version 3, as can be seen, was a success. The committe finds that the system works best when there is no wind.

[mikesimpson]

The new Perini Navi "KETCH AS KETCH CAN"

[swan70]

It is a reprensation as to how far the Schooner Anne (1000 days at sea) has moved in the last several months.

[rexdenton]

"Tacking? We doan nee no steenking tacking!"

[LivinIt]

So do we know who won this contest of captions yet???

[dde]

you should see this guy's pets!

[RandyG]

Sailing downwind has never been so easy.

[more cowbell]

Does this ketch make my transom look big?

[Pikey]

Brings a whole new meaning to double ended dildos

[SPORTSCAR]

The Italian Navy is proud to announce the launching of it's new assault vessel. Clever Italian Naval Architects have finally discovered how to retreat even faster.

[yellowbeard]

Left boat owner to the other: "yeah? But my dick is bigger"

[Paps]

Hey ED are you ever going to award some prizes here?? Maybe he's waiting till Xmas

[aseawolf]

Nah, he just doesn't know if he's coming or going...

[gregman_1]

Competing in the 2007 Transpacific Yacht Race, the 140-foot Perini Navi Volusia lost her propeller about 1000 nm into the Pacific, forcing her crew to improvise to keep with the Deed of Gift which states, "Boats must be able to power to the start line and away from the finish." Reinrag II could certainly have learned from example.

[Taikaha]

Bluewater Butterflies (genus: aquatica) mate during their annual migration.

[DRIFTW00D]

I knew those boats were dogs the way they stuck together like that after they are done!

[hoop]

We love this one. Sorry it is so far away, but click on the photo for a better view. The best three captions win some great prizes, which are yet to be determined. Thanks to anarchist Javier who kicks the contest off with his caption:
"Bloody designer. He told me mine was unique!" Have fun.

10/04/07

Who says you can't have it both ways!?

[hoop]

Who says you can't have it both ways?

[Yard Dog]

We'll show those tractor pull dickheads how its done.

[Muffin Man]

for those who like to swing both ways

[Lillymichelle]

Hey guys this is Lilly,
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[Capri25]

"You see any weeds come off yet?"