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[bowdude1]

I didn't know that Cheney started sailing.

[Barkley]

Killer dinghy.

I can deathroll in any breeze.

[the sa]

Thy pin be mine and I will damn you to hell if you resist me

[foredeckhell]

this brings a new meaning to dead calm

[DAZMAN]

I'm sure the battleship I designed was bigger than this.

[McMarine]

Darth Vader has lost the force!!!

[White Wing]

Never listen to those F***ing Hobbits again

[tweaker]

Darth is so far back he breaks out his secret weapon to reel in the fleet.

[2XD]

right
multi's finished at the olympics ... check
Americas Cup fucked for 2009... check
now for the smart arse that shaved my eyebrows last night

[CapSizer]

The Grim Reacher

[2high2tight]

Darth Vader and his Death Start

[WhiteLightnin']

The closest EB will ever get to another competitive sailing event!!!!

[berzerk]

in my time it used to be the Hades and a rowing boat

[decaf]

Death continues his hunt to exterminate the Mac26

[steveromagnino]

This grim reaper job pays like shit, so being paid crew at least covers my overhead.

[Genealex]

Curse this upperworld sailing! Now if this were the Styx I'd be able to predict every damn puff and shift and I'd pick the right scythe of the course anytime. Screw this, I'm off to the abyss. Void ho!

[DA-WOODY]

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Team: "doom and unmitigated failure - racing "



X-L thank you !!!

[the paradox of thrift]

VOID HO!!!

[Derek Grebe]

"It's tough nailing the start right with an hour-glass"

"wanna dance?"

[Derek Grebe]

One of two certainties in life. Death, and a nurse.

[Timpson]

Damn inheritance i knew i shoulda got rid of the old man from NZ with the 12... at least they have wind...

[Timpson]

F***in barstards... pissing in my wetsuit wasnt funny pal!!!

[carlo]

take a look at this post
i know it may be unfair, but that's a really little help.
in this post there's something in common with the pic. guess what?

[tattieheed]

that's the last time I trust my labrador to guide me safely past the marina....and why is this pontoon so tippy? Hey Yeller, where the heck are you?

[Derek Grebe]

"ooh, it's a bit chilly, that wind cuts right to the bone"

[the cat]

For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old Republic... before the dark times... before the Ernisto and Goran.

[Ozee Adventure]

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"I don't care if you have Excalibur in your hand - get that sharp thing the f**k away from my boat!!"

[Der_Dude]

"Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste..."

(Lucifer in a 5-O)

[yugi]

DFL!

[Mint]

I sense a great disturbance in the force... It is as if a million J24's cried out and were suddenly silenced.

[burnsed]

"Tom, I'm coming to get you"

The Ed.

[more cowbell]

POD! I am your father!

[more cowbell]

Damn! And Satan said the fish were bitin' today!

[Regatta Dog]

Monk fishing.

[jwhite]

(breathing, deep, mechanically sounding voice)
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force".
(more breathing)

[BlowHarder]

I hate cold water regattas where I have to breakout the "piss poncho"!

[Ahab]

Frustrated by his inability to conjure up his own 'losers breeze' Voldemort tries his new male enhancement drug on his wand.

[-Nathan-]

"John always knew he wanted to go out doing what he loved best. He just thought it was sex not sailing."


-Nathan

[landloc]

I shall now engage the cloaking device and destroy these fools.

[j24vt]

Camet's new Racing Cape during prototype testing. In addition to Asshat Black, it is also available in Daubney White and Stowe Orange.

[landloc]

Cape Horn, Cape Leeuwin, Cape of Good Hope, bah! This is the greatest cape of all.

[Buddha]

“It was... the salmon moose.”

[misconseption2348]

"Laser 5000, your time has come."

[Trippin]

My sole for some wind!!! Rats, I allready did that.

[CaptCluster]

Dude, the Tornado class is over there.

[Pinch This]

Foredeck union must die!!!!

[defsailor]

even the wind gods have bad days..

[Buddha]

As a final testament to the Hollywood Writers Strike of 2007: Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, and Martin Scorsese jointly accept the Academy Award for their collaborative movie: "Spar Wars 5 -- Boat driver of the Apocalypse".

[Buddha]

POD new he wasn't like other children. Regardless of the teasing, he still decided to Trick-or-Treat in his own special way.

[Buddha]

“It was... the salmon moose.”

Ah f&ck Ernesto, you used canned salmon?

[Buddha]

Star Wars Kid has finally met his match.... POD.


Star Wars Kid

[CapSizer]

Wouter Basson goes for a sail at Hartebeestpoort Dam.




Sorry, you have to be South African to catch that.

[Phantom Menace]

Tired of dealing with the slow ferryman on the river Styx, Death headed to METS in Amsterdam and made other arrangements...

[PDG]

I find this lack of breeze disturbing...

[PDG]

The circle is now complete.When I left you I was but the learner, now I am...Aw Fuck...

[PDG]

This is the part where Vader is seduced by the dark side and buys a Hobie 16.

[Kalumder]

"Sim sala bim, let there be wind"

[KC-4644]

After bobbing around in no wind for hours, my badly hungover crew wished he were dead.. then his wish was granted.

[OnlyWookiesAreTrulyFree]

When did my X-Girlfriend learn to sail? And dress for that matter?

[LivinIt]

(to a musical tone of Mine eyes have seen the Glory....)


"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the wind,
I will tramble down the competition with a whiff of my dead skin,
I got my little boat now and I'm going for the win,
Death goes sailing on."

[phosphor]

"Damn it, that dude told me a carbon cape would enhance performance.
Well, at least I feel pretty in it."

[Team POS]

Further evidence that pinching is death

[J24Soup]

The Grim Reacher

Ding-ding-ding. Nice...

[gasmandew]

Team Rogaine prepares to cast his Popiel pocket fisherman in the hopes of hooking something large enough to pull him out of DFL

[Toe Raider]

Charon sails the Styx

[daniel hansen]

When the father-son regatta didn't go as planned, Darth decided to take matters into his own hands.

[tightreach]

It's the other guy behind the cape that I'd be concerned with!
It ain't gay when underway?

[SoylentPuget]

Luke, I am your flogger

[jsailannapolis]

Literally D.F.L.

[sailingk8]

As the wind began to die again, The Editor berated his misfortune in not getting a better start.

[SailHigh]

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After her broom broke, Lesiban Robot had no choice but to get creative.

[sailingk8]

"I will have that Ring!!"

[Regatta Dog]

Ready Abbot?

[Outboard]

The prospects for a good race day were looking grim... until Death rocked up and summoned the winds of fate.

Then it was GAME ON!!!...OHHH HELL YEAH!!!

[Squid Ink]

I told you the corner was death. Now look who's driving...

[Sol Rosenberg]

Death From Behind.

[J.P.]

My wife said sailing would be the death of me. I didn't think she really meant it.

[georgiasails]

DAMN Harry Potter fans !! Shove Off Harry !!

[Regatta Dog]

Of course he missed the shift - he's death, dumb and blind.

[Vernon Green]

The Dark Lord has finally decided that foiling isn't faster and has once again resorted to other means to win.

[Ozee Adventure]

"Just grab the pole & get back in hon.... the bikini top collection is for charity & they always give them back at the end of the race."

[Prouda my Pickle Dish]

"No beer, no breeze, no fish, no flames. Last place. And I thought Hell was lousey."

[Knothead]

"ENGLISHMEN! YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING POMPOUS! NONE OF YOU HAVE GOT ANY BALLS!" -Death (The Grim Reaper)

[Prouda my Pickle Dish]

"And the Lord sayeth,
Go forward my demon counterpart and saileth that Wallyyacht!"

[Knothead]

"SHUT UP YOU AMERICAN, YOU ALWAYS TALK YOU AMERICANS, YOU TALK AND YOU TALK AND YOU SAY LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS. WELL YOU'RE DEAD NOW SO SHUT UP!" -Death (The Grim Reaper)

[Alec Robson]

'Now that I have given the cup ALINGHI-ring death, it's nice to sail back on the Swiss lakes...'

'Now that I have given the cup ALINGHI-ring death, it's nice to sail back on the Swiss lakes...'

[MHB1]

Which way to Zenda? I want to meet the real WIZZARD!

[Melcryptovestimentaphiliac]

Fuckin inflation, I need new sails.

TOLL RAISED!

[Alibi]

Cast away!

[LeftSA]

HWSNBN's little brother demos the new M26X

[mnlas]

First, the breeze died...
And then, everything else..

[Regatta Dog]

First, the breeze died...
And then, everything else..

Brilliant!

[BCT]

Hey Brother, can you spare a dime? I just need a puff or two.

[Junkyard Dog]

What is your name?

What is your favorite color?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Cutter]

Moses thinking of way's too have some more fun on this windless day on his way to the start, "where will i have to part the sea to win this one" "where the hell is Jesus when you need him??? He could sure make a lot of wine with this water....could use a drink"

[kcsailguy]

dark lord of the skiff...

[zapper]

THIS IS LOOKING GRIM!

[2XD]

After her broom broke, Lesiban Robot had no choice but to get creative.

the robot is a man

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