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#101 yellowbeard

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 12:32 PM

Death: "Now's it's high time for you, Deed of Gift, to come with me, complimments of Ernesto"

#102 Capt'n Jack

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 03:00 PM

'NEXT F@#KER THAT WAKES ME IN A POWERBOAT DIES!"

#103 Scars&Scrapes

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 03:39 PM

Fantasia 2007: Mickey whips the lake into a swirling tempest

#104 kevlar®

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 03:51 PM

not a caption but..

we should add this guy to the rear in our kiddo sailing program races. That will get those little runts moving.

#105 Diarmuid

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 05:26 PM

Frustrated with that 4-knot shitbox Lookfar, Ged the Wizard tries out his new 505.

#106 classicpalstic

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:07 PM

The RC gets serious about recall.

#107 yellowbeard

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:40 PM

Now this is what I call a killer crew!!

#108 Cap'nSupaDupa

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:46 PM

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

#109 porno party guy

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 08:18 PM

ERNESTO ITS DEATH, TIME TO CROSS THE RIVER HADES, WHY? LARRY SHOT YOU FROM BEHIND.

#110 HHN92

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 10:36 PM

Luke...........Luke...........join me on the dark side................

#111 blubberboy

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 04:48 PM

I wonder if anyone would notice if I pulled the underwear out of my ass crack..... Oh, there's a nice puff.... Damn, I could go for a beer right now. Damn Father Time and his leebow B.S. !

#112 B.J. Porter

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 05:06 PM

"You don't know the POWER of the right side..."

http://www.gotwavs.c...le=darkside.mp3

#113 Hoononomous

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 09:11 PM

The definition of Hell, 0 knots of breeze in a skiff.

#114 Ozee Adventure

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 09:47 PM

'NEXT F@#KER THAT WAKES ME IN A POWERBOAT DIES!"


ding ding 4 me

#115 OldSeadog

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Posted 24 November 2007 - 11:30 AM

Meanwhile, over on the dark side Ernesto tries dinghy sailing....

#116 Snik

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Posted 24 November 2007 - 02:26 PM

" I no longer row the dead across the River Styx."

#117 basketcase

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Posted 24 November 2007 - 05:04 PM

just let some facker put this in the ugly sails thread.

#118 MoMP

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Posted 24 November 2007 - 08:42 PM

A snapshot of Larry Ellison's nightmare staring Ernesto Bertarelli.

#119 Outboard

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 07:51 AM

No dickhend! I said "C-O-K-E" not "CLOAK" for crying out loud!

Goddamit! I hope you like your rum straight buddy!

#120 Outboard

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 08:18 AM

The devil went down to the lake
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came upon this young man
Trapezing' on a skiff and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a foil moth
And said boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a sailer too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you

Now you ride a pretty good skiff, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a case of rum
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The boy said my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

Johnny rosin up your bow and sail your skiff hard
Cause hell's broke loose out on the lake and the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny case of rum
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

[Instrumental]

The devil sheeted in his main
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow

Then he reached his moth across the lake
And it made a [sic] evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

[Instrumental]

When the devil finished
Johnny said well you're pretty good old son
Just sit right in that berth right there
And let me show you how it's done

He played Fire on the water
Run boys, run
The devil's on the lake of the Rising Sun
Seagull on the marina picken' out dough
Granny does your grand daughter bite
No child, no

[Instrumental]

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that case of rum
On the ground at Johnny's feet

Johnny said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been

He played Fire on the water
Run boys, run
The devil's on the lake of the Rising Sun
Seagull on the marina picken' out dough
Granny does your grand daughter bite
No child, no

…well not yet anyway.

#121 sockeye

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 08:35 AM

RaoulD finally posts a picture of himself sailing, testing his damn aso/leebow bulllshit. Put the chute up already!

#122 Go Pens

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 03:13 AM

Bring out your dead!!

#123 inlandlaker

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 06:01 AM

not only will the boat try to kill you, but now the skipper will as well!!

#124 dogdoo

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 05:10 PM

Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

"Little girl want a piece of candy?"

#125 bosundog

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Posted 27 November 2007 - 01:02 AM

Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.



I KNEW they sent the Metocean tracker adrift, I've finally found the Cheese Scow!! Void-Ho!!!

#126 El Guapo

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Posted 27 November 2007 - 04:17 PM

"throw up the whomper"

WIND

#127 Bruce 7700

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Posted 28 November 2007 - 03:15 AM

Dead CALM!?....Dead CALM!!!? ....I know its goddamwell dead CALM!!!.. Same as last time!! Same as the time before that!! ....Same as NEXT time!!!! ARRGGGGGG!!!!

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#128 Bruce 7700

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Posted 28 November 2007 - 01:33 PM

Well, Mr. Death I still don't regret posting those comments on that forum... so what happens next?
I'm glad you asked. It will take us about 3 weeks to get out to the starting area of course D where I will drop you off on your boat and you will wait there for all eternity for the breeze to fill in.
Don't worry your crew will do all the talking.
Whats that smell?
Your wetsuit... its from hell. I think you will also find that the zipper is stuck.

#129 tweaker

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Posted 28 November 2007 - 08:55 PM

POD realizes he should quit sailing and take up fishing after the fleet sees through his desguise and ditches him for the nth time.

#130 Capt'n Jack

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Posted 03 December 2007 - 10:29 PM

GREAT WAY TO MEET CHICKS MY ASS!!!.....

#131 Capt'n Jack

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Posted 03 December 2007 - 10:38 PM

"PLEASE FLIPPER, JUST A COUPLE MORE MILES"...."I CAN SEE THE FINISH LINE!"....

#132 Capt'n Jack

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Posted 03 December 2007 - 10:43 PM

HEY GUYS, KEEP THE BAR OPEN TILL "MR. PARTY" ARRIVES!

#133 clam6971

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Posted 04 December 2007 - 08:21 PM

Starboard!

#134 shuiso

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Posted 07 December 2007 - 04:05 PM

' shoulda gone to the dark side. F*ck!

#135 SeaMad

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Posted 08 December 2007 - 07:26 AM

For all you newbies and old salts,

1. Can you sail DEAD down wind faster than the wind?

2. If you only have a large stick in your hand and the cape on your back and you want to know your exact location on our beautiful bay, what do you do?

3. If you drill a 1 inch hole in your ass, how long will it take you to sink? Will you sink faster with one, two inch hole, or two one inch holes? Never mind, just stick the tiller in it.

DEAD Sea Yacht Club - doublereefing wanted

Is he back yet?

#136 SeaMad

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Posted 08 December 2007 - 07:37 AM

So, what's it reap?

#137 Snow Guy

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Posted 06 January 2008 - 07:17 AM

Reap in what?

PHRF- Purgatory to Hell Racing Federation

#138 gregman_1

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 08:32 PM

Earlier in the day, Bill had protested Ernie for being over the line at the start. Ernie then pinched Bill at the windward mark, bringing about another flag. When Ernie failed to give room when to windward of Bill and overlapped, Bill had had enough and called to his trimmer to retrieve "The Protest Flag of Death."

No beers were had at the clubhouse that evening.

#139 eric e

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 07:46 AM

tin can tri was supposed to be in today

looks like i'll have to wait a bit

#140 outtafocus

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 09:20 PM

"just wait til i catch you, farr 40"

#141 frozenhawaiian

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 06:16 PM

none shall dare take me up at the line

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 04:06 PM

aside from his preferred pasttime of catching sunfish and wacking heads, Grim found pleasure in small craft sailing

#143 JSex

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 10:27 PM

Nine rings for mortal men doomed to sail...

#144 Trigger

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 08:19 PM

stand by as i harnes the power of the sea!!!

#145 JRG4EVER

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 05:54 AM

maybe i should have bought the spin as well as the pole before taking that old guys life...


or


for death, there just wasn't enough wind to shake a stick at.

#146 au près

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 07:28 PM

"NOW they'll believe me," thinks Daniel Taylor

#147 See LEVEL

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:00 PM

Afraid of being entangled in any more lengthy arbitration problems, US Sailing signs a pact to bring stronger judging to all events

#148 valkyrie322

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 08:51 AM

Fuck off!

Come to my side.

#149 12345

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 06:43 PM

The definition of Hell, 0 knots of breeze in a skiff.


good one

#150 Gato Salvaje Pequeno

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 06:18 PM

Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.


If I could just cast that far I could hitch a ride with those bigger boats!

#151 DRIFTW00D

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 01:49 AM

First, the breeze died...


In a small boat not far in front of me a dark cloaked figure raised to standing and in a strange way began pissing into the lake, at the same time with what looked like shy handle of a in his right pointed up and ahead , he began to whistle?!!!

Well, then all hell broke loose, boats capsizing
all over the place . As we struggled to get ours back up I could see this one guy way out in front, planning and headed straight at the mark with a black cloak flapping around what looked like bleached white bones...

#152 Icedtea

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 02:57 PM

Abandon Hope all who cross me on starboard.....

#153 Cyrus

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 10:59 PM

Oh sod the force .... I'm going fishing ....

#154 Cyrus

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 11:01 PM

Yoda you bumble head .... I said Return to the Sith .... not the skiff, now get me off this contraption.

#155 Cyrus

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 11:06 PM

Use the force .... use the force ... why couldn't you check check the forecast like those buggers in front

#156 A.M.S.

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Posted 19 April 2014 - 07:18 PM

No, YOU tell him he's over early........






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