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#201 TwoHeadsAreBetterThanOne

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 01:41 AM

Damn, looks like "Ice Ballast" is not a good substitute for Mac 26 water ballast


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#202 Staywayoff

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 01:49 AM

Anyone got change for a fin?

Dude, can you get me a glass of air?

Sailed hard, put away wet.

#203 CrashTack

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 01:53 AM

Well, we'll see if that EPIRB really works now...anybody see a helicopter?

#204 krispy kreme

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:04 AM

Long time tactician to owner: "So Jack - whaddya think about that new mastman we put on the crew?"

Owner to tactician: "Well he follows directions exceedingly well. I told him as a newbie it's his job to put ice on the boat"

#205 positivenrj

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:15 AM

:rolleyes: "Would anyone like a popsicle?"

#206 herbie53

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:18 AM

aaahh the San Francisco City Front in August....

#207 hhsa

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:26 AM

Obituaries: February 7, 2008

The Skipper and his Little Buddy took their last 3 hour tour today. They are survived by The Millionaire and his wife, The Movie Star, the Professor, and Mary Ann.

#208 55 beers

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:27 AM

Terrorists?

#209 Rum Runner

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:56 AM

Al Gore was right, we need to worry about the weather.

#210 Emu

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:00 AM

Looks like Illusion made it back to Chicago OK.

#211 Eventually

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:07 AM

No...it's doubtful IRC will accept that waterline measurement technique

#212 sailho

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:09 AM

Can I Get an I... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII,
Can I Get a C...CCCCCCCCCCC,
Can I Get a E...EEEEEEEEEEEE,

What's that Spell? Fuck---------------------ed!!!

#213 _Vegas_

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:19 AM

Seacock..What seacock? Are you insulting me?

#214 Bilbo

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:36 AM

Skipper to crew whilst walking on Jetty -

"you know every year it is the same, my wife nags - shovel the snow off the path Jeffrey,shovel the snow off the driveway Jeffrey, shovel the snow off the side walk Jeffrey."At least when I go sailing I don't have to worry about that, oh craaaaaaaap!' Doh

#215 sail_em

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:41 AM

Bob hoped to ice the competition with his new low freeboard speedster

#216 Beeracuda

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:52 AM

Daddy are we there yet? Its cold in here

#217 speedfreak

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 08:58 AM

Gas for the trip to the marina to check on the boat . . . $8

Shovel to clear the decks from the latest snowfall . . . $14

Finding out that your agreed hull value insurance policy has you covered . . . Priceless!

#218 tigger12

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 09:16 AM

"Live, on the set of the new FOX Reality TV Series: Survivor--Shackleton!"

#219 Lars P

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 09:43 AM

On the rocks
in the docks

#220 gsm

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:31 PM

new marine engineering discipline- the hydrodynamics of deck hardware!

#221 mmatti

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:06 PM

So they wouldn't trailer me to Key West this year? See how they like this when they get back.

#222 AYACHT

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:09 PM

Dam Ernie Hell did freeze over

#223 RumBulls

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:41 PM

Cryogenically frozen, Walt Disney plans to sail his boat into eternity.

#224 RtWL

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 05:36 PM

Damn surveyor. Moisture meter didn't show any wet core.

#225 gsm

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 05:53 PM

if the mast weren't up, alot of lives would have been lost.

#226 gsm

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 06:04 PM

modified bubbling unit-attach air hose to top of mast and blow

#227 PhotoLab

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 06:07 PM

Hmmmm. I wonder what this button does?

#228 PhotoLab

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 06:17 PM

It's freakin' freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth!

#229 2high2tight

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 08:40 PM

yes, but the beer is cold.

#230 T Howell III

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 09:44 PM

Owner of s/v GRINGO's wife- "Honey, did you really have to sink our boat?"


Owner of s/v GRINGO- "SA got a pic of our little mishap and started a hole thread on it- I HAD TO!"

#231 DKMS

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 11:00 PM

Half way through filming "THE TITANIC WAS A F****N STEAM SHIP YOU MORRONS!!!"

#232 Nukunuku

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 11:50 PM

-Don't ever invite Sharon Stone to help out again.

#233 the sa

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 01:44 AM

I know the fridge is broken but does the beer HAVE to be that cold?

#234 dannybtravellift

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 02:06 AM

dear sir in regards to your recent claim all we can say is "your fu**ed"

#235 razor

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 05:42 AM

Dock hand: The MacGregor in slip 238 has sunk!

Harbor Master: Nice work!

#236 White Wing

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 06:54 AM

Teddy Kennedy's new boat "Mary Jo Kopeckne"

#237 PANZER

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:23 AM

it's a new rule...."boats must be submerged"

#238 tuf-luf

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 10:36 AM

Go the Snow Cone!


Def'y a winner!

#239 tuf-luf

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 10:38 AM

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#240 hhsa

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 04:27 PM

Steve and Jeff took their game of MARCO POLO to a tragic level....When asked for comment Steve would only say "MARCO, MARCO, MARCO." Sadly there was no reply



#241 Billy O

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 06:36 AM

It's Ok mate, I put the boom cover on.

#242 ajadude

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 05:37 PM

"Perhaps Team Frosty was not quite as ready for the Winter Series as they thought."..This week's caption contest is brought to you by CST Composites. Have fun!

02/07/07



"I love you - I know"

#243 LeftRoamin

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 06:29 PM

"Has anyone seen Shackleton? The Dock Master wants to know if we plan on staying overnight."

#244 NoQuarter

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 06:53 PM

I am going to need that bailing bucket, ice pick and a scuba mask.

#245 viva la figa

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 09:44 PM

"Perhaps Team Frosty was not quite as ready for the Winter Series as they thought."..This week's caption contest is brought to you by CST Composites. Have fun!

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Damn it who left the ice maker on peligrosso on again!!!!

#246 southportK2

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 02:25 AM

David Vann's next attempt at circumnavigating the globe....

#247 SeaMad

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Posted 20 February 2008 - 05:55 AM

tacking's advice in another thread titled, "halyard up the mast," was apparently taken too seriously!

The easiest way is to sink the boat in deep enough water. Don't forget to tie a balloon to the top of the mast so that the boat does not sink all the way to the bottom. While you hold the halyard in one hand and a beer in the other start the bilge pump and your boat should be afloat in an hour or two. - Tacking
:P

#248 outtafocus

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 09:23 PM

"i thought you said it was a dripless stuffing box?"

#249 drunk as a skunk

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Posted 23 March 2008 - 11:39 PM

the hunt for red october begins anew

#250 JvParidon

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 08:12 PM

"At least the mast is still pointing upwards..."

or

"I'm telling you, once I get it foiling it'll go like stink!"

#251 hoop

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 04:35 AM

how NOT to hide your boat from her attorney

#252 JL92S

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 08:37 PM

did you shut the seacocks before we left dear?

#253 Oneyoti

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 02:35 PM

"Damm another afternoon spent at the club bar and I was so looking forward to freezing my brass farthings off on the water."

OR

"What do you mean you forgot to mail the bloody cheque to the insurance company."

OR

"FOR SALE - One careful owner"

#254 superduperbow

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 04:16 AM

Winterizing boat check list

#27 Put plug somewhere safe where you will remember to place it back in before spring commissioning.

CHECK!


HAHAHAHA Cement Shoes your picture is so fucking awesome!

#255 Rondog

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 05:33 PM

"That's ok you can leave the ballast full. Nothing will will happen."

#256 GIB

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 11:09 PM

Beta testing the new manual depth sounder proves problematic.

#257 beezer

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 08:30 PM

No Reserve! Great shallow draft sailboat is perfect for the bay or the Bahamas.  Needs some cosmetic work.  Hate to see her go.  Engine ran fine the last time I took her out. As-is.  Slip does not transfer. 



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Posted 16 September 2014 - 05:42 AM

Icy pole.