FAT CHICKS???!!!, men thinking with their..........oh joy!!! Options

[chitea]

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QUOTE(Zero_AGL @ Feb 19 2008, 01:47 PM) (IMG:http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/style_images/1/post_snapback.gif) Competitive J22 looking for a 4th for the mid-winters in Rockwall, Tx, March 14-16. "Competitve" in this sense means that we have actually brought home hardware at major regattas in the past. How should I say this…we're kind of a big deal. People know us. (Not necessarily in a good way…but still, it's something.)

Requirements:
• Be between 110-120lbs. Please note that this means no fat chicks. Fat midgets are also unacceptable, even if they meet the weight requirement.
• Must drink, or at least be OK with the fact that everyone else on the boat will be drinking. (Yes, we drink while racing. One of your main duties as the 4th will be to hand beers to the rest of the crew on downwind legs. You may partake if you wish.)
• Know how to tail a spinnaker halyard, hoist a jib, and perform spinnaker takedowns, hike going upwind, roll tack, and cross the boat without any serious issues.
• Act as the skipper's sexual advisor (This means that if he wants your fucking opinion, he'll ask for it).
• Not be offended by obscene language (including the use of cocksucker, mother fucker, bitch, cunt, whore, pussy, dipshit, asswipe, asshat, dickhead, etc.) unless it is expressly directed at you. In this case, you are allowed to retaliate in kind.
• Have at least one story that starts with "I was sooooo wasted that ___________." Extra points if the story involves midgets, explosives, or midgets and explosives.
• Points will be deducted if the above story has the words "I screwed a (insert farm animal)."
• If you are a woman, you must be able to fend off the sexual advances of our bowman. You may use pepper spray, bear mace, stun guns, or any other non-lethal weapon that you prefer…unless he's coming on to you at a mark rounding. Then you just need to deal with it until the chute is down/up.

Travel costs to and from the regatta are on your own. We will provide lodging via the standard practice of paying for a single room for 2 people and having everyone crash there anyway.
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I find it hard to believe that NO woman saw this and wasnt insulted... what? suddenly there are no fat MEN?
and the funniest thing this poster (have a hard time calling him a man!) can think of to make fun of is OF ALL THINGS... midgets....(this poster has a mechanical mind...... too bad he forgot to wind it up before he posted!) And last but not least.. lets not forget the many remarks (from this poster and other MEN) regarding how women should fight off sexual advances... I'm sure thats EXACTLY why all the women here go sailing! If you thought his post was funny... you should read the others that followed him! enjoy reading!

Excuse me ladies..... but in all regards.. we have bigger balls than ANY man.... unless your lower than an "A"... why not use them and not take this crap? what exactly are we.... sushi? (Of course, he'll probably take the sushi remark and run with it... if he does.... it just goes to show that MAN can live without a brain!)

[mustang__1]

show us your tits.

[v92]

Bite me! Ever hear of weight limits?
This reminds me of an old joke. What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
They are both fun to ride but you don't want seen by your friends on one. Bada Bing.

[spring fever]

well i guess im a fat chick weighing in at 130... not like any guy can really tell the difference. i keep getting "what do you weigh! a buck 5?" clearly, men are horrible estimators.
however, i found parts of this post entertaining; others the poster was obviously trying and failing.
anyways, i know of a few boats that do have weight requirements and it's easier to find a chick falling at 120 than a dude.
also fending off sexual advances is going to be a part of any male dominated sport/activity; us chicks just gotta know what to expect. plus it's fun to mess with the guys every once in a while. if nothing else, use 'em for their boats!

[HobieAnarchy]

Here, let me welcome you to SA:

FUCK OFF NEWB! Welcome to last week.

Feel better now?

[Greever]

Welcome to SA: Now fuk off noob! (after you show us your tits!)

[NorCalHater]

hey chitea, and I wonder what yer real handle is...

You take yourself way too seriously.

Have some balls (that's right balls) and tell us who you really are...

And here's a joke for ya...

Why do women fake orgasms?

cause they think we care...

[Greever]

well i guess im a fat chick weighing in at 130... not like any guy can really tell the difference. i keep getting "what do you weigh! a buck 5?" clearly, men are horrible estimators.
however, i found parts of this post entertaining; others the poster was obviously trying and failing.
anyways, i know of a few boats that do have weight requirements and it's easier to find a chick falling at 120 than a dude.
also fending off sexual advances is going to be a part of any male dominated sport/activity; us chicks just gotta know what to expect. plus it's fun to mess with the guys every once in a while. if nothing else, use 'em for their boats!

Spring you should use your booby pic as your avatar! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[spring fever]

Why do women fake orgasms?

cause they think we care...

oh that was bad! males' self-esteems would plummet without our faking it! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

[razorback]

Is Chitea is the one who had issues with a recent Footloose charter? The name's different, but the personality is similar.

[NorCalHater]

oh that was bad! males' self-esteems would plummet without our faking it! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

FYI... We fake it too sometimes...

[spring fever]

FYI... We fake it too sometimes...

not with me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[Shife]

GETEMOUT!

...alternatively, you could GETTHEFUCKOUT...

[DamnSkippy]

I can do bow, trim or grind. Where do I apply, skipper!!

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[Canvasback]

I find it hard to believe that NO woman saw this and wasnt insulted...

Funny, just last week I was wondering why we have to go through sexual herassment training EVERY f ing year and waste a full crews day of productivity...thanks for reminding me why (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)  burning_man.gif ( 47.44K ) Number of downloads: 11

[Shife]

You people sound more like NASCAR fans then Sailors.
No wonder no one spins circles anymore.

Why the fuck are you still here? You obviously don't like this place, why not scurry over to Scuttlebutt where someone might give a damn about your anonymous greatness and massive ego?

[Turkey Slapper]

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[Tripsy McStumble]

well i guess im a fat chick weighing in at 130... not like any guy can really tell the difference. i keep getting "what do you weigh! a buck 5?" clearly, men are horrible estimators.
however, i found parts of this post entertaining; others the poster was obviously trying and failing.
anyways, i know of a few boats that do have weight requirements and it's easier to find a chick falling at 120 than a dude.
also fending off sexual advances is going to be a part of any male dominated sport/activity; us chicks just gotta know what to expect. plus it's fun to mess with the guys every once in a while. if nothing else, use 'em for their boats!

105?? Come on, you posted the pics.

Guys may be horrible estimators, but they always think with their dicks...

[chitea]

As far as being referred to as a "NEWB" my reply is THANK GOD.... it appears that the longer a person belongs to this website the lower their IQ goes.

Also, I was NOT a member before today, did you miss that or just too stupid?
I registered on purpose to post a reply to that "DISGUSTING" post that was given to me in a MSN...

Do not worry about me bothering your "EGO STROKING" or whatever else your stroking..... plz continue... its easier than trying to raise your intelligence to talk about more difficult topics (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (I wouldnt want you to hurt yourself)

As for the women here at this website...... PLEASE.... I'm begging you...... stay.... keep them busy... so they'll leave the rest of us women alone.... Thank You in advance for this important work...... having these men in the mainstream gene pool would be devastating.

As far as staying on this website......... nahhhhh.... I think i'd rather have my tits sawed off with a rusty blade..... thank you though... was fun seeing that there are lower life forms available on the internet.

Regarding seeing my tits.... are you seriously that desperate in your life that you have to get your jollies asking a woman on the internet to show all..... ::sigh:: I thought sailors had morales... integrity.... I've seen none of that here... you call yourselves sailors and none of you behave or talk in the manner that a true sailor would act.... its a shame... maybe the real truth needs to be written.. that sailors more resemble ppl you would meet in a bad part of town.... rude, crude and extremely ugly!

I dont need or want to argue the point further.... I dont need to because your words on this board prove exactly what type of ppl you are.... you can act in public any way you plz... but here the truth shows up... doesnt it boys.... because you certainly are not men!

You can now return to your "male bonding" or whatever else you wish to call it... I am gone (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


1 last hopeful suggestion.... perhaps you could take that "bonding" to an all new level and just leave all of us women alone... the world would probably be a MUCH better place.

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[Turkey Slapper]

As far as staying on this website......... nahhhhh.... I think i'd rather have my tits sawed off with a rusty blade..

Well can i have them when you do Toots?

you call yourselves sailors and none of you behave or talk in the manner that a true sailor would act..

Your fucking kidding right? Mabe you just have been sailing with the wrong guys on there Mac26's!

Now get em out!

[NorCalHater]

Beer.....Check!

Popcorn.... Check!

[spring fever]

1 last hopeful suggestion.... perhaps you could take that "bonding" to an all new level and just leave all of us women alone... the world would probably be a MUCH better place.

first off, clearly you need to get laid. all this pent up sexual frustration does you no good
secondly, there are some damn good looking sailors out there (you know who you are you sexy beast!) and i would be absolutely devastated if they turned gay!

[Pete M]

I thought sailors had morales... integrity.... I've seen none of that here...

ha ha ha ha - made me blow a snot bubble

[Ozee Adventure]

We adore the men in this family – from the quirky 19 year olds, to the smooth sultry boomers.
They are sad, mad, bad & on some days total f**k wits.
They help us back up when we’re on our knees; supervise homework; remind us how to deal with their different species; attempt to influence our votes; tickle; tease & wind us up like rubber bands.
We chose to stay…
Either check your loud, aggressive, vexatious spirit at the door today or close the door on the way out.

[Bump-n-Grind]

oh that was bad! males' self-esteems would plummet without our faking it! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

not likely