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#1 Editor

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 05:30 AM

We just couldn't let this one go by, could we? Of course not! This shot, from the very talented Gilles Martin-Raget is actually of Team Oracle sailing their new RC 44. Geez, could Coutts get a bigger slice of this pie?? Anyway, we figured you clever bastards would have something good for this one, so have at it! Your friends at Camet will be provided some of their great gear to the best three captions - have fun.

04/23/06.

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#2 Ex-yachtie

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 05:45 AM

After some early trepidation, Russell had really begun to enjoy sharing his ventriloquist act with his mates.

#3 outrageoushk

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 05:53 AM

Does my finger up your bum, really make you go higher?

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 05:57 AM

RC: Honey, could you pass me the grey poupon?

LE: Eeeeehhhh babes, why donts you waits a minute, cants you seez I'm tryin' to get my Fonz on here!?

#5 Mr Gorsky

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:07 AM

picking larry's pockets is just to easy.......

#6 Argie

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:18 AM

This looks like it involves a winch handle.
(Ok that's just an observation not a caption, leave that to the rest of you. So stfu).

#7 FastHolder20

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:22 AM

Grunt...grunt..............toot

#8 sucky bus

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:25 AM

See look 5knts!

:lol:

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:33 AM

Smell my finger

And he says his shit don't stink

#10 Bill E Goat

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:41 AM

Do you think I would have made a good proctologist ?

#11 wrublewski

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:42 AM

He, He. I just peed on that...

#12 greasy al

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:56 AM

left the wallet on Katana today, Russ.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:56 AM

"You Bet, the extra HAND has really improved my sex life"

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#14 Mattock

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:58 AM

Proof that Larrys Moe is actually a Dirty Sanchez !!?

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:01 AM

Camets are cheaters. Only guy dumb enough to build his own laser blades...idiot. Keep the fancy shorts there buddy.

LE: "I am a billionare, so what the fuck is your problem?"

RC: "I am a millionare, so what the fuck is your problem?"

I know they aren't cool/smart enough to get into the F10 fleet, but what is the beef? Cause they have done better than you? So when LE files a lawsuit he is taking money out of sailors hands, but when he pays RC big bucks they are both tools? Make up your fucking mind, get a life, and move on.....
or do you need somebody to hold your hair while you "drive" in those rough SD conditions....

edit: what, like 6 years and this is the best you got? weak....

#16 Euan

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:18 AM

RC: Up a bit, down a bit, up a bit, down a bit.......
LE: Just get on with it Russel, and can the commentary.

#17 Tim ND

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:28 AM

you do larry, what you gotta do

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:33 AM

Russell my boy, in Oracle we only have two types of workers - steers and queers and I've got the wheel....so what does that make you?

#19 kinky reggae

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:51 AM

larry, ready for second gear?
lets got for fourth gear russ, you know how big my butthole is after those last few cup attempts.

#20 Paps

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:23 AM

Er... Larry, your sitting on my finger.

#21 savoir

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:36 AM

So Russ this pic is for the Wall Street Journal . . . right ? . . . . Russ ? . . . . Russ ?

#22 illusion wanderer

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:39 AM

RC:"fly my pretty... fly, FLY!!! mwahahaha"

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:47 AM

sometimes you guys get way to fancy, that picture says one thing and one thing only

"DAMN I LOOK GOOD"

Given how many time they have now lost the AC

"Its not if you win or lose, its how good you look"

#24 schooner27

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:54 AM

RC: so, one more time, when I tweak the left buttock you go lower, the right buttock you go higher

LE: what about if I need to hold course

RC: you'll know, it should feel real comfy

#25 2high2tight

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 09:26 AM

Nice tack Larry, yes, I really do drive better than you.

#26 seamouse

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:04 AM

So do ya work Russ? I can call you Russ cant I?

#27 ipexnet

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:11 AM

ok - one from my wife

"got KY?"

#28 klury

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:18 AM

We just couldn't let this one go by, could we? Of course not! This shot, from the very talented Gilles Martin-Raget is actually of Team Oracle sailing their new RC 44. Geez, could Coutts get a bigger slice of this pie?? Anyway, we figured you clever bastards would have something good for this one, so have at it! Your friends at Camet will be provided some of their great gear to the best three captions - have fun.

04/23/06.

So easy a cave man could do it !

#29 andym

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:20 AM

Howz it feel Larry; I'm barred up!!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:21 AM

Check Cleared...Yay!

#31 Jambalaya

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:22 AM

Russell: "7.1, 7.2, 7.3"

Larry: Is that boatspeed?

Russell: No, millions of dollars

#32 goob

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:36 AM

OK Larry, one quick SLAM before we tack!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:52 AM

Ellison, Coutts react to the new Oracle Porn-O-Matic after its installation at the mast of their new RC44.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:54 AM

Larry: Russell, is that a winch handle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Russell: I can't help it, I get excited when I get paid!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:58 AM

Hey sailor. Come here often?

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 12:05 PM

I don't care how much money you have Boss, you still drive like shit.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 12:10 PM

RC: So I was thinking next week we play on...

#38 moondawg

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 12:16 PM

AC News Flash! Coutts gives Ellison the finger!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 12:44 PM

I'm the cat! Give ME the money!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 12:51 PM

Maggie Simpson has a fake steering wheel too. Beep beep.

#41 El Buki

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 01:08 PM

Hmmm Larry! Even your farts smell green!!!

#42 usa25889

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 01:11 PM

Coutts should really off this fucker...then he'd be the biggest sailing hero in history

#43 INIsail

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 01:12 PM

Little did he know that he was really laughing because he just remembered he took a shit in someone else's gear the day before and it was probably his.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 01:18 PM

Im running this program and if putting my thumb up you butt makes me happy then that is what is going to happen so whipe that look off of you face.

#45 plchacker

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 01:49 PM

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and Round.

#46 pekos

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 02:10 PM

Enjoy it Larry because this is all the sailing you will get if we got the AC in 2008... By the way, how many millions you said I would get if we win it?

#47 Bcubed

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 02:10 PM

Pleeeeeeease can I touch the wheel? Please please pretty please with a cherry on top? Just for a moment? I promise I won't do anything bad! Whadaya say?

#48 RATM

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 02:17 PM

Check out the latest gear from SLAM: UTABDRC

It's the Up The Ass, Bad Driver Remote Control. If you buy now at the low price of $69.69, we'll throw in your choice of KY, 5W30 or McLube.

#49 Mojo Risin

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 02:21 PM

The feel of it all gives me goose bumps!

#50 Meat Helmet

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 02:32 PM

Larry: Serve any time, Russell?

Larry: Using the whole fist?

Larry: MOON river......

#51 RATM

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 02:39 PM

Larry: Serve any time, Russell?

Larry: Using the whole fist?

Larry: MOON river......


Dude, if your going to quote Fletch, "Moon River" comes before "using the whole fist there doc?"

#52 Antony

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 02:51 PM

RC: "I'm gonna make more than Tiger's caddy this year."

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 03:22 PM

Next time Russ, you're the Catcher, I'm the Pitcher.

#54 firesailor

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:03 PM

Geee Larry, these new jackets are swell!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:12 PM

Where is pancakes house? -For those who know Fargo

But seriously...

Larry: Know what's great about sailboat racing?
Russel: What's that?
Larry: Disputes are usually settled on the water with a little bit of shouting.
Russel: And...?
Larry: Berrtie can't be understood with his head up his ass.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:17 PM

Larry: Do you listen to Coldplay?
Russel: No, why dow you ask
Larry: No reason, just me making assumptions...

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:23 PM

We just couldn't let this one go by, could we? Of course not! This shot, from the very talented Gilles Martin-Raget is actually of Team Oracle sailing their new RC 44. Geez, could Coutts get a bigger slice of this pie?? Anyway, we figured you clever bastards would have something good for this one, so have at it! Your friends at Camet will be provided some of their great gear to the best three captions - have fun.

04/23/06.

Stop making me laugh you bastards. If he finds out im taking the piss out of him behind his back I´ll loose my 55 million and will have to find some other billionaire mug to fund my slightly obsessive revenge quest against Ernie.

#58 terrapin

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:32 PM

RC: "Did you just shit your pants?"
LE: "I'm Rick James, Bitch"

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:34 PM

Do you think Hugo will duck?

#60 WetHog

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:50 PM

"No seriously. Try steering with your Sack. Its fabulous!"

WetHog :ph34r:

#61 duh

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:53 PM

Do you, Larry take Russell...

#62 high noon

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:55 PM

Good job Larry. Now tomorrow we'll add sails and taking the training wheels off.

#63 BECKK

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:56 PM

RC: Well Larry, when you invited me for a reach around I didn't quite expect this. But shit, I like it!

#64 high noon

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 04:57 PM

Good job Larry. Now tomorrow we'll add sails and take the training wheels off.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 05:22 PM

RC: Do you feel my finger up your ass?
LR: Ughhhh.... yes (feeling the penetration)
RC: Good, but here are the fingers (waving his hands in front of LE nose)

#66 seasmack

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 05:30 PM

hehehe...he farted again....hehehe

or

Coutts: James look at the post it note I put on his back!

Spithill: HAAAAA....RICH F*CKSTICK LOSER!!!...Perfect!

#67 luminary

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 05:32 PM

We just couldn't let this one go by, could we? Of course not! This shot, from the very talented Gilles Martin-Raget is actually of Team Oracle sailing their new RC 44. Geez, could Coutts get a bigger slice of this pie?? Anyway, we figured you clever bastards would have something good for this one, so have at it! Your friends at Camet will be provided some of their great gear to the best three captions - have fun.

04/23/06.


Larry: Now I've got where I want him (smug grin)

Russel: Maybe I should start a line of hair products too (laughs)

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 05:34 PM

We just couldn't let this one go by, could we? Of course not! This shot, from the very talented Gilles Martin-Raget is actually of Team Oracle sailing their new RC 44. Geez, could Coutts get a bigger slice of this pie?? Anyway, we figured you clever bastards would have something good for this one, so have at it! Your friends at Camet will be provided some of their great gear to the best three captions - have fun.

04/23/06.

Yeah Russ, we can use these things for the ama's.....

#69 GHarbor2

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 05:47 PM

So easy a cave man could do it !


This is EXACTLY what I was thinking when I saw this shot. What a neanderthal!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 05:55 PM

Little higher... little lower... right there!! Mmmmm! Ahhh!!! Ohhhhh!!! Yessssss!!! Yesssss!!! MMMMMM!!!! Don't stop! Ohhhh! Ohhhh!!! Ahhhh!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Oh my god.

#71 RATM

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:23 PM

Good job Larry. Now tomorrow we'll add sails and take the training wheels off.


Good job Larry. Now tomorrow we'll add sails and give you a tiller

#72 Kelp

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:24 PM

RC - Larry, when are you going to finish that computer program that will tell us whether we should flake or roll the main.

#73 Kelp

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:26 PM

OK Larry nice job, the photographer got his shots, now get out of the way and let me steer so we can get back to the barn before dark.

#74 Kelp

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:28 PM

Larry, turn left up here, I'll show you a rock formation that looks like a cock!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:33 PM

Larry: Russ you give the best reacharounds on the boat no make that on the course.

Russel: Shut up bitch! Don't ruin this moment with the sound of you voice. By the way can I spend a few million more of your dollars?

Larry: Any thing to stay at the top with you!

Russel:I said shut up just smile and nod.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:48 PM

Larry:I will call him " Mini Me".....

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:52 PM

HIGHER!
FASTER!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:53 PM

HA HA HA . To evil gentlemen !

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:57 PM

"wonder if ted turner was this bad"

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:06 PM

Larry, I don't think those motorboat noises make us go any faster.

#81 dangerman

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:13 PM

Russel to larry "Hey larry I bet dicko never did that for you(finger in the bum)"

#82 Kelp

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:19 PM

RC - Hey Larry, it's common knowledge that I'm a boat whore and you're writing the checks...which makes you a...uh ahem...uh..yeah, head up a bit

#83 gamera

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:26 PM

Wow, you can really feel the heated vibrating seats.

#84 Chris J/105

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:36 PM

Russell just got Larry's joke from a week ago about sportin' a "flavor saver."

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:36 PM

OK, everyone sing along... "I wish I had a pencil thin mustache"

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:45 PM

"Larry - you got a nice new boat, I got a nice new contract.... damn, I just got wood."

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:02 PM

Geeez Larry! You cut the cheese again?

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:18 PM

Larry the loser: " Did Ernesto really like it when you did that , Russ" ?

Russ : " Oh yeah, he took to it like my first little sheep back when I was a wee lad, but you're much better looking , Larry ( hee, hee, hee) "

Larry: " Than Ernesto ?"

Russ: " no, the bloody sheep, you poofter !!"

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:39 PM

Russell Coutts fully endorses the "sailing by feel" method.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:42 PM

After a thorough examination of his contract and Larry’s posterior, Russell declares “Larry – you aren’t a tightass at all!”

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:49 PM

Gee Larry, your farts smell beyootiful!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:58 PM

Mr. Coutts to Mr. Ellison:

OK Larry, a little left.

Ah no! Left! Ah, that's it.

Wait! No. Right. A little more right. Ah, that's left.

There you go. Now, back a little? Yeah, that's it!

More to the left.

Yeah. Ahh, Can you feel that surge?

Ohhh! Back right! Stay on it, baby.

Ahh, that's great! That's the sweet spot!

Mr. Ellison to Mr. Coutts:

I noticed that you clipped your fingernails.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 09:22 PM

Larry: Russ, goddamn son, you were right, these SLAM tops and the '44' wheels really make my moustache and pencil beard all the more masculine, I don't think I could get any harder right now!

Russ: Yes sir, sir, but maybe if I used my tongue AND my finger you could, well can I, can I puhlease?

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 09:36 PM

Ellison: Quick! Get the McLube! Maybe we can squeeze a knot out of it!

Coutts: Comb yo' beard, ain't no one wants to hear that sh*t!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 10:19 PM

Hey Russell, these new SLAM jackets that let you put your arm through my sleave are GREAT! I think I will drive the next AC.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 10:25 PM

RC: Larry Error in your favour, proceed directly to easy street, if you pass GO collect millions God I love playing AC monopoly!

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 10:36 PM

RC: "I really can get my hand deep into Larry's pocket from here."

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:01 PM

"Who Cut The Cheese?"

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:40 PM

Rusty: "Who farted?"

Larry: "Me!"

Rusty: "Sweet boss, your shit smells better than Ernesto's"

Larry: "You should know mate, how about his wife?"

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:43 PM

We just couldn't let this one go by, could we? Of course not! This shot, from the very talented Gilles Martin-Raget is actually of Team Oracle sailing their new RC 44. Geez, could Coutts get a bigger slice of this pie?? Anyway, we figured you clever bastards would have something good for this one, so have at it! Your friends at Camet will be provided some of their great gear to the best three captions - have fun.

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"That's right Larry... you're just driving... smiling... driving & smiling... everything is alright.... happy Larry... no one can see the gun I have pointed against your back.... that's right Larry... drive & smile...happy Larry drives & smiles..."




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