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#1 Editor

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:01 AM

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

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#2 JDL

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:04 AM

HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?

#3 I'moutahere

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:15 AM

WHAT THE F##K DO YOU MEAN STARBOARD!!

#4 JimmyD

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:23 AM

Got your starboard hangin' right here...

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:28 AM

ooooooooooooooooooooooooh, i think pinched some ball skin!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:56 AM

three englishmen, zero sets of good teeth

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 05:03 AM

He's shouting "F**k your smart-arse captions"

#8 FoilerMothGuy

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 05:27 AM

OI! YOU SPILLED MY PINT! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE A GONNER NOW, GOV!

#9 ess dub

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 05:29 AM

PORT!!

#10 Lightfoot

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 05:58 AM

***Hey look, a press boat, what can I do to look manly and kickass? A gang sign? Nope I can't use my hands. A kiss? To french. How about a... ***

"Grrrrnnaaaaarrrrrr!"

***what the fuck was that?!?!***

Crewman: "Hey Chewbacca, Shut up and drive the fucking boat."

#11 Sailingfoolsd

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:01 AM

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.


I am not paying you are 30 minutes late with the pizza!!! :lol:
later

#12 Mexican

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:07 AM

I'M GUNNA ROCK'N ROLL ALL NIGHT.... AND PARTY EVERYDAY!

(you can see the guy next to him singing back-up)

Mex

#13 huwp

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:28 AM

Ah fuck, Bertarelli has bought a dragon now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#14 2XD

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:40 AM

getting gassed hey, wait to ya smell this one, fuckin dodgey vindaloo

#15 Rum Drunk Sailor

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:44 AM

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.


Hey, where's my hiking strAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

#16 magiccircus

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 07:43 AM

Steering this boat is Bruno Peyron himself, sitting alongside jimmy pahun, multiple winner of Tour france Voile.

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 08:10 AM

I fuk3d your mom!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 08:36 AM

F - fuck
I - I'm
G - good
J - just
A - ask
M - me

Oh and fuck off newbie, I don't care what it rates, I'm wearing my new Puma gear while I dream of my J105

#19 Marino

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 10:06 AM

"How many times do I have to tell you guys, FART GOING DOWNWIND!"

#20 Derek Grebe

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 10:10 AM

*thinks* breathe in....breathe out.....breathe in.....breathe out....

#21 almonza

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 10:54 AM

Approaching the top mark in 1st place

Crew to Helm ....."Skip I now its not a good time but I lost the port jib sheet and we forgot to bring the kite"

Helm to Crew......"You f**king what............"

Helm starts to cry

#22 Anonymous Anarchist

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 11:16 AM

STARBOARD ASSHOLE!!!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 11:22 AM

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.



Fuck.....That stanchion is cold!!!! :o

#24 TXRS

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 11:25 AM

I said, "BLOCK THE SPRAY BITCHES!"

#25 dogdoo

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 11:33 AM

Swim you bastards! You scratched my fucking keel!

#26 G4$A320drvr

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:00 PM

This is the last time we have the regatta in Mexico. What a time for Montezuma's revenge!!

#27 lmltyler

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:05 PM

Dude, I think I just sharted!!!!!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:09 PM

For all the boys down at APS.

How the hell did Art get off the 36.7??

#29 Regatta Dog

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:09 PM

"Hey, Skip, don't look now, but your ex-wife is on the boat that's heading us up, her lawyer's driving and they're saying something about a check book."

#30 MacGregor_Lover

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:25 PM

AAAHHHHH That was not a fart.

#31 spark6

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:28 PM

AH SH*T MY JUNK IS STUCK!!!

#32 PauloAs

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:32 PM

Get me outahere! they're discussing the Deed of Gift!

#33 tallboy

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:36 PM

Guy in the middle is singing [or laughing], too.

Dudes, you're not on stage at Teatro La Scala in Milano.

My guess: they're in the cheap seats of the race, trying to entertain their bowman; however, he doesn't seem to be enjoying it!

#34 LakeBoy

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:37 PM

What do you mean "Protest!" we were clear by at least an inch!

#35 KRC

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:45 PM

I fuk3d your mom!

Shut up dad, you're drunk :P

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:45 PM

Which one of you fartknockers forgot to KY the spin blockI just sat on!!!!??????

#37 Deck Ape

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:47 PM

To the umpire boat:

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Prepare to be boarded or destroyed!

#38 Ahab

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:52 PM

AARRGH! I told you guys: no beans for dinner last night!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:56 PM

Oops I crapped my pants

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:57 PM

So I was balls deep in this guy last night and then I thought.....HEY I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!

#41 RobbieB

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 12:58 PM

Who's yo Daddy!

(assuming he has port tacked the fleet at the start)

Middle Crew: "Jesus, there'll be no living with him after this."

#42 El Buki

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 01:12 PM

I told you guys!!! Do not install those damn cam cleats on the rail!!!!!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 01:17 PM

Arrrrrg! I'm a pirate!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 01:22 PM

dammit, i told you i forgot my butt plug

#45 surf nazi

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 01:24 PM

MORE COWBELL !!!

#46 Bill_in_VA

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 01:39 PM

<NYC accent>
Hey Asshole! Watch where I'm going!
<NYC accent>

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 01:42 PM

DAMN DO I SPIT OR SWALLOW????

#48 mmatti

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 01:56 PM

"I just port tacked the whole frigging fleet! Yeeehaaah!"

#49 mmatti

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 01:58 PM

So you're Maltese Falcon on starboard tack. I cleared you, didn't I?

#50 webbwash

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 02:00 PM

SMILE MATES, BUT THAT IS HOMELAND SECURITY AND THEY JUST GAVE A SHOT ACROSS OUR BOW

#51 BarePoles

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 02:09 PM

"AM I PLANING YET!" - to his J/105 buddy in the RIB

#52 fdsailor

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 02:21 PM

(Biiiiiig yawn from helmsman) "Everyone said this shit was meant to be more fun when the wind blows..." (yeah its a yawn, not a scream guys)

Aaaaargghhhhhh! I left the damn oven on!

#53 Meat Helmet

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 02:23 PM

I have to poop.

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 02:30 PM

Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 02:31 PM

Ahhh-Choooo!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 02:43 PM

Ack, hairball!

#57 MadViking

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 02:52 PM

"Aww F@%&! Its that Boat Pix Chopper Again"

#58 gamecock

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 02:56 PM

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 03:18 PM

FRRREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!
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#60 bow junkie

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 03:32 PM

I paid $375 for these stinkin boots and they're leakin, WHAT THE FUCK?

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 03:52 PM

"I asked you twice, tack or cross?!!"

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:09 PM

Don't take my farken picture, my wife thinks I am watching the kids!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:11 PM

THIS IS SPARTA!

#64 dbncsu

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:17 PM

When I said pinch I meant the boat, not my ass you idiots.

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:27 PM

HEY!.....Do these salopettes make me look big?

#66 deep6

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:41 PM

BOLLIX......

#67 CFIT

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 04:54 PM

"Are you done taking pictures? Now get of the fucking transom and hike Bitch!"

#68 ABC

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 05:35 PM

OVER???!!!

#69 LaPalme2

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 05:39 PM

"What do you mean rule 69?"

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 05:39 PM

I'M ON VAAAACAAAATION!!

#71 FahQ

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 05:48 PM

Hey, analyze this!

(Reminded me of a young Robert De Niro)

#72 SugarfreeSailor

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 05:51 PM

Skipper Ben Dover learns that it's never a good idea to duck a crab pot in heavy chop, while droop hiking.

#73 Steve.b

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:10 PM

PORT!

#74 Prouda my Pickle Dish

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:38 PM

Yaaawwwwn,

Hulls that won't plane are sooooo boring.

#75 Sailor90

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 07:05 PM

Ahhh! I just cornholed myself on a deck cleat!!!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 07:42 PM

ssshhhAAAAArrrkkk!

#77 phphotography

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 07:54 PM

I'm Ernesto Bertarelli and I make the rules! Fuck your starboard!

#78 surf nazi

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 08:06 PM

WOOOOOOW, I'm Ricky Bobby and if you're not first...you're last !

#79 bad dawg

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 08:32 PM

Who is my bitch now!!!

#80 AClass USA 230

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 08:43 PM

Holy shit, that Weta Trimaran with two girls on board is passing us to leeward! Look MANLY guys!

#81 OMc

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 09:33 PM

What the F**Ck do you mean the mark is back there?!?!?!?!

#82 Sailing_fool

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 09:44 PM

Screw this sailing crap! We're in last and on port. I should be driving a boat with V8!

#83 Skirt Chaser

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 09:46 PM

Crew 2 to Bow: "I just told our tiller jockey I bought a 105."

#84 magic360

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 10:59 PM

Overlap my Ass!!!

#85 BalticBandit

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 11:02 PM

I Want My MTV

Drill Here! Drill Now!

#86 BalticBandit

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 11:04 PM

FACKING METAL RUUULZZ!!!
or

OZZIE RULEZ!


So does my breath smell bad to you?

#87 big o

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 12:14 AM

THREE RUMS

#88 sailracer13

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 12:20 AM

"NOT NOW CHIEF, I'M IN THE F**KING ZONE!"

#89 jsailannapolis

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 01:11 AM

We are Sparta!!!!!!!

or

Blasphemy? This is Sailing!!!!!

all from 300 of course...

#90 porno party guy

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 01:16 AM

ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHH TEA BAG!!!

#91 scuppers

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 01:33 AM

Screw the weather helm! Let's put some lipstick on this pig!

#92 Captain Bastard

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 01:40 AM

As they crossed just ahead it suddenly dawned on us why they were called "TEAM LOCKJAW."

#93 jkdubs808

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 01:42 AM

YEEEAAAHHHH!!! Elvis has LEFT THE BUILDING!!!!

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 02:05 AM

Catch me if u ccccaaaaaaaannnn!!!!

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 03:06 AM

"i'm so sick of being overtaken by Macgregors."

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 03:45 AM

Fuck, we left the beer on the dock

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 04:09 AM

I am using my quiet voice...I just wish we had more wind!!

Fuck, we left the beer on the dock



#98 Jolly Roger Tornado Crew

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 07:18 AM

WHADDAYA MEAN PUMPING???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WAS ADJUSTING THE F*&^*&^ SAIL FOR &$@#'@ SAKE!

#99 Kohnboy

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 10:04 AM

So you're Maltese Falcon on starboard tack. I cleared you, didn't I?


If it's anything like past where I'm the dude trimming and trying to get the helm back in the game- my ear would be full of....

"Goddamnmuthafuckinsonofabitchcocksucker.Fuckinlearnhowtodriveyoupieceofshit! Ifyoucan'tcontrolyourboatstayoffthefuckin course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Breathe...) OK now where are we headed again!?"

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 02:19 PM

You don't have to open your mouth that wide, John Holmes died long ago.




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