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[Editor]

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

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[JDL]

HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?

[I'moutahere]

WHAT THE F##K DO YOU MEAN STARBOARD!!

[JimmyD]

Got your starboard hangin' right here...

[FIGJAM]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooh, i think pinched some ball skin!

[MVS]

three englishmen, zero sets of good teeth

[the paradox of thrift]

He's shouting "F**k your smart-arse captions"

[FoilerMothGuy]

OI! YOU SPILLED MY PINT! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE A GONNER NOW, GOV!

[ess dub]

PORT!!

[Lightfoot]

***Hey look, a press boat, what can I do to look manly and kickass? A gang sign? Nope I can't use my hands. A kiss? To french. How about a... ***

"Grrrrnnaaaaarrrrrr!"

***what the fuck was that?!?!***

Crewman: "Hey Chewbacca, Shut up and drive the fucking boat."

[Sailingfoolsd]

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

I am not paying you are 30 minutes late with the pizza!!!
later

[Mexican]

I'M GUNNA ROCK'N ROLL ALL NIGHT.... AND PARTY EVERYDAY!

(you can see the guy next to him singing back-up)

Mex

[huwp]

Ah fuck, Bertarelli has bought a dragon now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2XD]

getting gassed hey, wait to ya smell this one, fuckin dodgey vindaloo

[Rum Drunk Sailor]

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

Hey, where's my hiking strAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

[magiccircus]

Steering this boat is Bruno Peyron himself, sitting alongside jimmy pahun, multiple winner of Tour france Voile.

[Pulpit Preacher]

I fuk3d your mom!

[PBO]

F - fuck
I - I'm
G - good
J - just
A - ask
M - me

Oh and fuck off newbie, I don't care what it rates, I'm wearing my new Puma gear while I dream of my J105

[Marino]

"How many times do I have to tell you guys, FART GOING DOWNWIND!"

[Derek Grebe]

*thinks* breathe in....breathe out.....breathe in.....breathe out....

[almonza]

Approaching the top mark in 1st place

Crew to Helm ....."Skip I now its not a good time but I lost the port jib sheet and we forgot to bring the kite"

Helm to Crew......"You f**king what............"

Helm starts to cry

[Anonymous Anarchist]

STARBOARD ASSHOLE!!!

[cdose]

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

Fuck.....That stanchion is cold!!!!

[TXRS]

I said, "BLOCK THE SPRAY BITCHES!"

[dogdoo]

Swim you bastards! You scratched my fucking keel!

[G4$A320drvr]

This is the last time we have the regatta in Mexico. What a time for Montezuma's revenge!!

[lmltyler]

Dude, I think I just sharted!!!!!

[jrpytlak]

For all the boys down at APS.

How the hell did Art get off the 36.7??

[Regatta Dog]

"Hey, Skip, don't look now, but your ex-wife is on the boat that's heading us up, her lawyer's driving and they're saying something about a check book."

[MacGregor_Lover]

AAAHHHHH That was not a fart.

[spark6]

AH SH*T MY JUNK IS STUCK!!!

[PauloAs]

Get me outahere! they're discussing the Deed of Gift!

[tallboy]

Guy in the middle is singing [or laughing], too.

Dudes, you're not on stage at Teatro La Scala in Milano.

My guess: they're in the cheap seats of the race, trying to entertain their bowman; however, he doesn't seem to be enjoying it!

[LakeBoy]

What do you mean "Protest!" we were clear by at least an inch!

[KRC]

I fuk3d your mom!

Shut up dad, you're drunk

[Deck Ape]

Which one of you fartknockers forgot to KY the spin blockI just sat on!!!!??????

[Deck Ape]

To the umpire boat:

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Prepare to be boarded or destroyed!

[Ahab]

AARRGH! I told you guys: no beans for dinner last night!

[ILostMyLeg]

Oops I crapped my pants

[thepinksock]

So I was balls deep in this guy last night and then I thought.....HEY I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!

[RobbieB]

Who's yo Daddy!

(assuming he has port tacked the fleet at the start)

Middle Crew: "Jesus, there'll be no living with him after this."

[El Buki]

I told you guys!!! Do not install those damn cam cleats on the rail!!!!!

[ibcrewin]

Arrrrrg! I'm a pirate!

[trimfast]

dammit, i told you i forgot my butt plug

[surf nazi]

MORE COWBELL !!!

[Bill_in_VA]

<NYC accent>
Hey Asshole! Watch where I'm going!
<NYC accent>

[TheBoathouse]

DAMN DO I SPIT OR SWALLOW????

[mmatti]

"I just port tacked the whole frigging fleet! Yeeehaaah!"

[mmatti]

So you're Maltese Falcon on starboard tack. I cleared you, didn't I?

[webbwash]

SMILE MATES, BUT THAT IS HOMELAND SECURITY AND THEY JUST GAVE A SHOT ACROSS OUR BOW

[BarePoles]

"AM I PLANING YET!" - to his J/105 buddy in the RIB

[fdsailor]

(Biiiiiig yawn from helmsman) "Everyone said this shit was meant to be more fun when the wind blows..." (yeah its a yawn, not a scream guys)

Aaaaargghhhhhh! I left the damn oven on!

[Meat Helmet]

I have to poop.

[bksmyth]

Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!

[PegLegJones]

Ahhh-Choooo!

[rbpatt]

Ack, hairball!

[MadViking]

"Aww F@%&! Its that Boat Pix Chopper Again"

[gamecock]

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

[John Williams]

FRRREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!

[bow junkie]

I paid $375 for these stinkin boots and they're leakin, WHAT THE FUCK?

[Kelp]

"I asked you twice, tack or cross?!!"

[Wino]

Don't take my farken picture, my wife thinks I am watching the kids!

[mcc1151]

THIS IS SPARTA!

[dbncsu]

When I said pinch I meant the boat, not my ass you idiots.

[radradial]

HEY!.....Do these salopettes make me look big?

[deep6]

BOLLIX......

[CFIT]

"Are you done taking pictures? Now get of the fucking transom and hike Bitch!"

[ABC]

OVER???!!!

[LaPalme2]

"What do you mean rule 69?"

[keel trimmer]

I'M ON VAAAACAAAATION!!

[FahQ]

Hey, analyze this!

(Reminded me of a young Robert De Niro)

[SugarfreeSailor]

Skipper Ben Dover learns that it's never a good idea to duck a crab pot in heavy chop, while droop hiking.

[Steve.b]

PORT!

[Prouda my Pickle Dish]

Yaaawwwwn,

Hulls that won't plane are sooooo boring.

[Sailor90]

Ahhh! I just cornholed myself on a deck cleat!!!

[CptRatBag]

ssshhhAAAAArrrkkk!

[phphotography]

I'm Ernesto Bertarelli and I make the rules! Fuck your starboard!

[surf nazi]

WOOOOOOW, I'm Ricky Bobby and if you're not first...you're last !

[bad dawg]

Who is my bitch now!!!

[AClass USA 230]

Holy shit, that Weta Trimaran with two girls on board is passing us to leeward! Look MANLY guys!

[OMc]

What the F**Ck do you mean the mark is back there?!?!?!?!

[Sailing_fool]

Screw this sailing crap! We're in last and on port. I should be driving a boat with V8!

[Skirt Chaser]

Crew 2 to Bow: "I just told our tiller jockey I bought a 105."

[magic360]

Overlap my Ass!!!

[BalticBandit]

I Want My MTV

Drill Here! Drill Now!

[BalticBandit]

FACKING METAL RUUULZZ!!!
or

OZZIE RULEZ!


So does my breath smell bad to you?

[big o]

THREE RUMS

[sailracer13]

"NOT NOW CHIEF, I'M IN THE F**KING ZONE!"

[jsailannapolis]

We are Sparta!!!!!!!

or

Blasphemy? This is Sailing!!!!!

all from 300 of course...

[porno party guy]

ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHH TEA BAG!!!

[scuppers]

Screw the weather helm! Let's put some lipstick on this pig!

[Captain Bastard]

As they crossed just ahead it suddenly dawned on us why they were called "TEAM LOCKJAW."

[jkdubs808]

YEEEAAAHHHH!!! Elvis has LEFT THE BUILDING!!!!

[tallboy]

Catch me if u ccccaaaaaaaannnn!!!!

[thefuture]

"i'm so sick of being overtaken by Macgregors."

[lowcamaro]

Fuck, we left the beer on the dock

[sideflyer]

I am using my quiet voice...I just wish we had more wind!!

Fuck, we left the beer on the dock

[Jolly Roger Tornado Crew]

WHADDAYA MEAN PUMPING???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WAS ADJUSTING THE F*&^*&^ SAIL FOR &$@#'@ SAKE!

[Kohnboy]

So you're Maltese Falcon on starboard tack. I cleared you, didn't I?

If it's anything like past where I'm the dude trimming and trying to get the helm back in the game- my ear would be full of....

"Goddamnmuthafuckinsonofabitchcocksucker.Fuckinlearnhowtodriveyoupieceofshit! Ifyoucan'tcontrolyourboatstayoffthefuckin course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Breathe...) OK now where are we headed again!?"

[Delta Blues]

You don't have to open your mouth that wide, John Holmes died long ago.