133 replies to this topic

[noDriver]

I'm SAILING!

[noDriver]

OBAMA!!!!!!

[dreaded]

Aaaaargghhhhhh! Penguins!

[kevlar®]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!

[kevlar®]

pic caption??



or..

[beer_can_racer]

ahhh thats cold, I told you these assless foul weather pants were not good!

[Blueveiner]

Skipper: " C'mon you 2 slack pieces of rail meat - hike and trim and don't forget to block the greenies, I'm getting tired of driving, watching where I,m going and tactics - not to mention carrying the two of you""

Middle man " Fuck and this is only the start of race 1 !!"

[blubberboy]

[Hey wait a minute, that photog ass-fuck is the same guy I chased out of my hotel room last night....] "AAAAAAARRRGGG!!!"

[blubberboy]

Just because it made me giggle..."It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat..... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGG!!!"

[Red_77]

ARRRRRRRRGGGGG GET ME A FUCKING BEER!!!!!!

[Christian Nally]

After the beta test, crew members would report widely varying opinions of the new 'buttless chaps team foul weather gear' from Annapolis Performance Sailing.

[monkey_feet]

NO I DON'T WANT THE GOD DAMN APPLE PIE WITH MY ORDER, NOW GIVE ME MY HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!!!

[Fireballhank]

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

Hey! You scratched my anchor!

[MiddleMan]

Got Lockjaw???

or

Winner of the Best BJ Award at the Gay Porn Awards

[outtafocus]

helm; "for the last time, i am NOT SHITTING IN THAT FUCKING BUCKET AGAIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Happy Jack]

Yuck, Next time one of you guys needs to hock a loogie. Try doing it downwind.

[Carbontech]

1. Harold 'The Cat' would win a lot more races if he stopped snapping at what he thinks are bugs!

2. Herb encouraged his wife sailing with the Svensen twins until he realized that there were only two on the rail and one bobbing head!

3. Bowman - "I'll never walk the dock looking for a ride again - why do we have a chainsaw aboard?"

4. "How many times do I have to tell you - no fucking mayo on my sandwich!"

[Juniper]

Who chooses the winners of these? I haven't read the other entries but the top 3 are crap! 3rd is just racist; 2nd is remotely funny; and 1st doesn't even make sense from the boat's perspective!!

[bambam1016]

WHY IS THE RUM GONE??!?!!

[caiman]

Is that one of those Mirror dinghies?

[Taikaha]

BUNGSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Headntac]

I told you..... I have a toothache......

[DA-WOODY]

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

any Prizes left ???

[Yard Dog]

Fall da ree
Fall da rah
Fall da ree
Fall da rah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[mcqueenz]

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[Muffin Man]

Damit I gotta piss

[Shaggy]

Thread from 2008, good timing. Any prizes left ED??

[ROAD WHORE]

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

That is Mr. Asshole to you !!!

[RandyRogers]

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

So what if this post is old...I have enjoyed the captions so far.
"This is my new Dental Plan!!!! YAHOOOO!!!!!"

...yea I'm a dentist.

[Jason AUS]

ROYAL PORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rondog]

C'mon guys!

Can't you tell???

He's screaming "ANARCHY!!!"

[gpgreen]

MY ETCHELLS IS FULL OF WATER!

[Damp Freddie]

"Yeah....I just did....and you beter believe it Mutha Fukka! "

[Bluefin]

Sh*t i'm in first. . . . WHATS THE COURSE NUMBER!?