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#101 noDriver

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 04:11 PM

I'm SAILING!

#102 noDriver

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 04:18 PM

OBAMA!!!!!!

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#103 dreaded

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 05:14 PM

Aaaaargghhhhhh! Penguins!

#104 kevlar®

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 05:25 PM

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!

#105 kevlar®

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 05:45 PM

pic caption??

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or..

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#106 beer_can_racer

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 06:33 PM

ahhh thats cold, I told you these assless foul weather pants were not good!

#107 Blueveiner

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Posted 12 September 2008 - 12:13 AM

Skipper: " C'mon you 2 slack pieces of rail meat - hike and trim and don't forget to block the greenies, I'm getting tired of driving, watching where I,m going and tactics - not to mention carrying the two of you""

Middle man " Fuck and this is only the start of race 1 !!"

#108 blubberboy

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Posted 12 September 2008 - 12:43 AM

[Hey wait a minute, that photog ass-fuck is the same guy I chased out of my hotel room last night....] "AAAAAAARRRGGG!!!"

#109 blubberboy

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Posted 12 September 2008 - 12:44 AM

Just because it made me giggle..."It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat..... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGG!!!"

#110 Red_77

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Posted 12 September 2008 - 01:17 AM

ARRRRRRRRGGGGG GET ME A FUCKING BEER!!!!!!

#111 Christian Nally

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Posted 12 September 2008 - 04:45 AM

After the beta test, crew members would report widely varying opinions of the new 'buttless chaps team foul weather gear' from Annapolis Performance Sailing.

#112 monkey_feet

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Posted 12 September 2008 - 03:25 PM

NO I DON'T WANT THE GOD DAMN APPLE PIE WITH MY ORDER, NOW GIVE ME MY HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!!!

#113 Fireballhank

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 01:26 PM

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.



Hey! You scratched my anchor!

#114 MiddleMan

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 02:23 AM

Got Lockjaw???

or

Winner of the Best BJ Award at the Gay Porn Awards

#115 outtafocus

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 06:40 PM

helm; "for the last time, i am NOT SHITTING IN THAT FUCKING BUCKET AGAIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

#116 Happy Jack

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 02:14 AM

Yuck, Next time one of you guys needs to hock a loogie. Try doing it downwind.

#117 Carbontech

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:04 AM

1. Harold 'The Cat' would win a lot more races if he stopped snapping at what he thinks are bugs!

2. Herb encouraged his wife sailing with the Svensen twins until he realized that there were only two on the rail and one bobbing head!

3. Bowman - "I'll never walk the dock looking for a ride again - why do we have a chainsaw aboard?"

4. "How many times do I have to tell you - no fucking mayo on my sandwich!"

#118 Juniper

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 07:54 PM

Who chooses the winners of these? I haven't read the other entries but the top 3 are crap! 3rd is just racist; 2nd is remotely funny; and 1st doesn't even make sense from the boat's perspective!!

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#119 bambam1016

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 05:29 AM

WHY IS THE RUM GONE??!?!!

#120 caiman

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 09:15 PM

Is that one of those Mirror dinghies?

#121 Taikaha

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 08:03 AM

BUNGSSSSSSSSSSSS

#122 Headntac

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 11:34 PM

I told you..... I have a toothache......

#123 DA-WOODY

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    COUGARS COUGARS & More COUGARS

Posted 02 September 2009 - 05:34 PM

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.


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any Prizes left ???

#124 Yard Dog

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Posted 12 November 2009 - 05:35 PM

Fall da ree
Fall da rah
Fall da ree
Fall da rah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

#125 mcqueenz

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Posted 03 September 2010 - 11:38 AM

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#126 Muffin Man

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 09:44 PM

Damit I gotta piss

#127 Shaggy

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 10:08 PM

Thread from 2008, good timing. Any prizes left ED??

#128 ROAD WHORE

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 04:25 PM

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.



That is Mr. Asshole to you !!!

#129 RandyRogers

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 07:05 PM

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.


So what if this post is old...I have enjoyed the captions so far.
"This is my new Dental Plan!!!! YAHOOOO!!!!!"

:D :D...yea I'm a dentist.

#130 Jason AUS

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 10:25 AM

ROYAL PORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#131 Rondog

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 08:46 PM

C'mon guys!

Can't you tell???

He's screaming "ANARCHY!!!"

#132 gpgreen

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 09:33 PM

MY ETCHELLS IS FULL OF WATER!

#133 Damp Freddie

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 10:31 PM

"Yeah....I just did....and you beter believe it Mutha Fukka! "

#134 Bluefin

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:24 PM

Sh*t i'm in first. . . . WHATS THE COURSE NUMBER!?




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