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#201 CPJIII

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 08:39 PM

Its all fun and games until a sheep gets knocked up....


or a horse on mac...

#202 Mark K

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 08:40 PM

Opening line for the story...


"We were somewhere around Mackinaw, on the edge of the Pony, when the drugs began to take hold."


Was a moped envolved at any point.....?

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 08:43 PM

Anyone feel like this is a publicity stunt on Cleans part?

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 08:45 PM

Opening line for the story...


"We were somewhere around Mackinaw, on the edge of the Pony, when the drugs began to take hold."


Was a moped envolved at any point.....?


been to mac before??? not a moped for sure...could have to do with a horse though

#205 Shaggy

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 08:57 PM

What are the odds?:

- Public intoxication
- Possession
- GSI

"Will that be Visa or Master Card?"



Public Intoxication 3 to 1
Possession 5 to 1
GSI 7 to 1

Public Urination 3 to 2
BUI 10 to 1
Armed Robbery 25 to 1
Grand Theft Auto 50 to 1


GTA on that island would be difficult, although this year I did see my first car ever on the island.

Just a guess, open alcohol on the street after several beverages consumed causing a response toward the folks questioning him, resulting in a less than enthusiastic response from the constables.

Something I noticed this year that was different was the constables walking people back to the boats. No cuffs, no outward hostility. I do know of a friend that swiped a bike and ended up in the same location as Clean after the constables figured out who it was.

Clean tells a good yarn, so I look forward to hearing it. Hope all turns out well.




duhh...I should of put GTA at 100,000 to 1


He coulda stole a tractor... Just sayin. ;)

#206 rob-john

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:02 PM

Oh yeah... speaking of tractors...

Here we were sitting at the yacht club and heard a commotion outside. Some lady got RAN OVER by a horse cart!!

#207 chinabald

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:04 PM

dudes. THIS IS NOT A JOKE! i called the police station on Mackinaw they are holding him right now bond has not been set it will happen sometime between 1:30-4:30. anyone want to call his wife?

do not bombard the police station here is their # 609-643-7325

i'm on the wrong island or else i would bail him myself



i just talked to Mer she is on it.

the burning question is what did he do to end up in the slammer. this could be a SA contest?

Arrested for being a Black Man in America. Wait sorry thats a different guy.

#208 JPlanet

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:06 PM

Opening line for the story...
"We were somewhere around Mackinaw, on the edge of the Pony, when the drugs began to take hold."

Oh yeah... speaking of tractors...
Here we were sitting at the yacht club and heard a commotion outside. Some lady got RAN OVER by a horse cart!!



And then????????

#209 Shaggy

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:08 PM

Ya gotta love the fudgies.

#210 chinabald

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:14 PM

Mackinaw Island
Come here on Vacation
Go home on Probation

#211 Regatta Dog

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:15 PM

Too far away to help, but I found these guys who have a local office.


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"You Walk" may also be interested in sponsoring OTWA.


Good luck, Clean. Looking forward to the story -- both sides of it.

#212 Dixie

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:21 PM

Tom Ehman just wrote in on the Clean is in Jail thread that he texted TE and is out of jail and ok.

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 10:04 PM

Free the Clean...

#214 Skull & Bones

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 10:52 PM

Fuck what happened? I'm back downstate with a bad hangover, I think I remember some shit, but.............

#215 Gunga La Gunga

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 10:56 PM

What are the odds?:

- Public intoxication
- Possession
- GSI

"Will that be Visa or Master Card?"


GSI = Gross Sexual Imposition

Considering the parties, an apt description.

#216 chromedome

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:17 PM

The Island Police are acting stupidly

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:31 PM

I seem to remember an AC topic asking what SA should do with the money donated to the Anarchy Challenge. I believe we have our answer.

Free the Clean!

Mex

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:32 PM

Mr. Clean, I hereby sentence you to life in prison without the possibility of parole for being a
shitty Journalist, Writer, Videographer, Lawyer, Tall Ship Captain, Dog Killer, Bon Vivant, Rennaissance Man, Bullshit Artist, Drunkard, Retail Store Manager, Astronaut, Speaker of French, and any other claims heretofore made. May God have mercy on you soul.

#219 JPlanet

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:56 PM

I seem to remember an AC topic asking what SA should do with the money donated to the Anarchy Challenge. I believe we have our answer.

Free the Clean!

Mex



Let Clean take one for the team if it's a choice between that and sending Big Cup Katie off with good equipment to record and send back reports from the Med Cup!

#220 RtWL

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 02:39 AM

Mr. Clean, I hereby sentence you to life in prison without the possibility of parole for being a
shitty Journalist, Writer, Videographer, Lawyer, Tall Ship Captain, Dog Killer, Bon Vivant, Rennaissance Man, Bullshit Artist, Drunkard, Retail Store Manager, Astronaut, Speaker of French, and any other claims heretofore made. May God have mercy on you soul.

You forgot he claims to be a world class sailor, too.

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 02:53 AM

Its all fun and games until a sheep gets knocked up....

Hehehe....

These posts are the best laughs I've had in a long, long time....such a witty lot..

#222 Regatta Dog

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 03:20 AM

I seem to remember an AC topic asking what SA should do with the money donated to the Anarchy Challenge. I believe we have our answer.

Free the Clean!

Mex


Free WHO? NoStrings?

Let Clean rot, or be AF'd to death in a Turkish prison.

Can't wait for you to explain your way out of this one, Brother.

;)

Love ya,

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#223 Waterpilot

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 03:32 AM

He popped is cherry and got pinched


Celebrate

#224 Ringmaster

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 03:49 AM

I hope this winds up on an episode of "Cops"

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 05:25 AM

Felony Cocaine possession is my prediction

FYI:

Mackinac County Sheriff Jail Services

Inmate Visitation Hours

WEDNESDAY
8:00am-11:00am
12noon-4:00pm

SUNDAY
1:00pm – 4:00pm
5:00pm-7:00pm

* Visitors must complete the sign-in sheet and provide photo ID.
* Visitors must not have been in the Mackinac County Jail in the previous six months.
* Visitors shall not be under the influence of illegal drugs or alcohol.
* Visitors are subject to a criminal wants/warrants check.
* Visits must be kept quiet, no foul language or disruptive behavior.
* Children under 17 must be accompanied by their parent or guardian.
* We reserve the right to deny any visitor or end any visit early.

ITEMS LEFT FOR INMATES

You may leave the following items:

* Cash money for the commissary.
* White underwear, white socks, white Tshirts,
* White sportsbra’s (no underwire), 5 magazines and 5 books. You may leave street clothing for when the inmate is released. These items will remain in the inmate’s property locker.

#226 Regatta Dog

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 05:51 AM

Felony Cocaine possession is my prediction

FYI:

Mackinac County Sheriff Jail Services

Inmate Visitation Hours

WEDNESDAY
8:00am-11:00am
12noon-4:00pm

SUNDAY
1:00pm – 4:00pm
5:00pm-7:00pm

* Visitors must complete the sign-in sheet and provide photo ID.
* Visitors must not have been in the Mackinac County Jail in the previous six months.
* Visitors shall not be under the influence of illegal drugs or alcohol.
* Visitors are subject to a criminal wants/warrants check.
* Visits must be kept quiet, no foul language or disruptive behavior.
* Children under 17 must be accompanied by their parent or guardian.
* We reserve the right to deny any visitor or end any visit early.

ITEMS LEFT FOR INMATES

You may leave the following items:

* Cash money for the commissary.
* White underwear, white socks, white Tshirts,
* White sportsbra’s (no underwire), 5 magazines and 5 books. You may leave street clothing for when the inmate is released. These items will remain in the inmate’s property locker.


I'll wait in the car. Want me to grab you a doughnut or a cruller or something?

While you're in there, ask the attorney savant if alcohol is really illegal according to the above quoted statute.

I know...I know.....ice for your roadie.

I'll beep the horn.

#227 JPlanet

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 11:59 AM

What do you suppose he'll request for his 5 magazines and 5 books?

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 01:45 PM

"Jailing Anarchy, Sailing through the Bars" An inside look by Alan Block...

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 01:46 PM

I saw Clean in the VIP tent at the party. Someone must have sprung him.

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 02:02 PM

Its all fun and games until a sheep gets knocked up....


It was a goat, not a sheep. At least someone brought one to the awards party. Gift for a new "Old Goat"

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 03:22 PM

What did the Narcissistic goat facker do now?

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 06:51 PM

Its all fun and games until a sheep gets knocked up....


Oh, the humanity(?) :P

#233 MR.CLEAN

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 07:25 PM

Welcome to Mackinac Island:




Race Chairman Frank Kern:



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Posted 29 July 2009 - 07:28 PM

The 9 PM Monday report from the end of the coal docks, along with a report from Anarchist Napoleon Dynamite, driver/trimmer on Natalie J.





Natalie J Crew Dinner, and owner Phil O' Neil's Birthday Song:





The Night Report, shortly before getting our party on, with disastrous results.




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Posted 29 July 2009 - 08:43 PM

Mackinac County Sheriff Jail Services
ITEMS LEFT FOR INMATES

You may leave the following items:

* Cash money for the commissary.
* White underwear, white socks, white Tshirts,
* White sportsbra’s (no underwire), 5 magazines and 5 books. You may leave street clothing for when the inmate is released. These items will remain in the inmate’s property locker.

Can you feature Clean appearing before the judge in a bra?

Oh Wait! Kramer called it a Bro or a Manzier.

BTW, did we ever find out what the charge was???

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:27 PM

Heard on the steps of the Mac Police Station with the shake of the jowles:

"I'm Not A Crook"

You guess who it was?

#237 JPlanet

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 01:25 AM

TOOOOOOO FN FUNNY TO NOT COPY HERE TOO!!!!!!!!! Check out the Coupon Code!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


While it's great that so many people have read both Mac threads, I'm a little upset that everyone seems to be over in this one now! Sh*t I paid good money to be the title sponsor of OTW Anarchy's coverage of the Mac races this year (well one of them enyway). I support Clean wholeheartedly - we all make errors like he does; he just finds an entertaining way to bring us all along for the ride, and we're glad he's out and hopefully will look back on this chapter and laugh (which I know he is doing already).

In honor of Clean's newfound freedom, we'll give 20% off anything on Point Loma Outfitting just use ythe Coupon Code: Soap Dropper. If and when Clean ever lets on about what really happened I'm sure he will say this is the same comfortable, lightweight, anti-odor product that "kept him comfortable through the cold sweat of having a suspected murderer beside me, the hot stank in the hold of a CG ship as it bumped and splashed across the straits of Mackinac, and 8 hours of inhabiting an 8' x 12' concrete floor with 4 other derelicts."

Yeah, I know I'm as bad as the lawyer chasing the ambulance, but times are tough.



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Posted 30 July 2009 - 03:53 PM

Clean--
Thanks for all the coverage on the Mac races. The video, pics and updates were really great this year. Appreciate the coverage!

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 03:58 PM

Btw Clean, here's a pic of Burns and Ziggy on stage at the awards party.

http://www.facebook....amp;id=30305202

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 04:07 PM

So Clean, speak.

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 05:40 PM

I love how clean says 'the wind has been on the nose' and 'these boats are tacking up through current' while in the background there are a dozen boats with spinnakers up...

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 03:56 AM

There were a lot of State boys in blue on the island this year! So Clean Who got YOU "BAD BOY" Island Boys OR THE STATE TROOPERS? mY BET it was the TROOPERS!

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 03:33 PM

What is the latest on this trainwreck?

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 04:44 PM

I love how clean says 'the wind has been on the nose' and 'these boats are tacking up through current' while in the background there are a dozen boats with spinnakers up...

What were you doing, douche? The wind was on the nose for 16 hours up until the light easterly filled in, minutes before that video was shot. Get a life.

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 06:42 PM

Your brief incarceration left you slightly bitter, eh? Don't worry, we still luv ya. :P

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:18 PM

Your brief incarceration left you slightly bitter, eh? Don't worry, we still luv ya. :P

Bitter? Me?

Never. Cheers.

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:49 PM

So Geff finished and just gave me a shout as Bruce Babcock from Adagio was walking by. Looks like they got the Gougeon tri by more than 40 minutes, with the rest of the multi fleet out of the picture. Bruce said that the downwind run was great, they got ahead of one of the big cells coming through and sat on 15 knots for more than an hour, which let them separate from their fleet. Then another 3 hours with a more reachy angle that let them carry the real weapon of the screecher, jib, and full main with 12+ knots of boat speed. But basically a nearly true downwind leg followed by some reaching followed by a left turn and true beat since then. Pair hugged the north side of the strait for relief from big, square waves with 40+ miles of fetch.


back to back macs? fucking sweet job NICE PAIR!!!!!



Thanks Corey! Always good to hear from you and have your continued support.

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:50 PM

CONGRATS to NICE PAIR & CREW w/back-to-back Macs! That's some GREAT racin'!! :D



Thanks Beck! We missed you tons at the Island in our room with all the goodies, etc.

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:53 PM

Great job Bruce and NICE PAIR...

OK OK what do you need?

As the builder I am feeling very good about all this winning.

If you keep this up your "pals" are going to buy NICE PAIR and hide it.

Michael Bell



Thanks Mike! for building such a great and strong fast boat almost 25 years ago. I'll be in touch soon for a recap. Hopefully this success of your build can bring you some more business.




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