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 Nov 5 2009, 02:14 PM
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Anarchist  Group: Moderators Posts: 4224 Joined: 20-September 03 Member No.: 5  |
Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun
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Nov 5 2009, 02:17 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 8 Joined: 26-July 04 From: Southern Massachusetts Member No.: 2688 |
Billion Dollar Slip n' Slide
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Nov 5 2009, 02:24 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 6 Joined: 3-September 09 From: newport RI Member No.: 39709 |
new fishing technique for when your lost at sea
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Nov 5 2009, 02:25 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 293 Joined: 14-March 08 Member No.: 26745 |
Check out the new Oracle Sea Anchor works best in 10Kts breeze can even stop a 90 foot trimaran
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Nov 5 2009, 02:25 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 75 Joined: 3-February 09 Member No.: 34935 |
are you sure i just cut along the dashed line?
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Nov 5 2009, 02:25 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 14-March 04 From: Detroit Hell Hole Member No.: 1509 |
Sail looks good, but the bottom is full of lawers.
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Nov 5 2009, 02:25 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 55 Joined: 21-September 07 Member No.: 21991 |
QUOTE (Editor @ Nov 5 2009, 11:14 PM)  Now THAT'S a kiddie pool! Give us your own caption for this BMW/Oracle sailor sighted yesterday off San Diego, somewhere near a floating pile of carbon shards....This contest is brought to you by our friends at Sail Fast, who are providing shirts for the best three. Have fun Did you say Jesus walked on water? Try walking on water AND sails at the SAME TIME! |
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Nov 5 2009, 02:27 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 7 Joined: 26-November 07 Member No.: 23799 |
I can't find the fucking reef line, Cap!
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Nov 5 2009, 02:28 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 249 Joined: 18-May 07 Member No.: 19006 |
On sail now!
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Nov 5 2009, 02:30 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 234 Joined: 27-August 07 From: Boston, MA Member No.: 21374 |
Ellison has decided to go into the wave farming biz....
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Nov 5 2009, 02:34 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 1291 Joined: 3-January 04 From: Gull Harbor, WA Member No.: 435 |
Let the shore crew know I found the lockwasher they lost!
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Nov 5 2009, 02:35 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 1107 Joined: 1-April 04 Member No.: 1654 |
She's finally clean!!! I need a new toothbrush though.
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Nov 5 2009, 02:40 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 13 Joined: 11-October 06 From: New England USA Member No.: 13756 |
Usually when Freddy blacks out we draw on him, but we figured this would be even funnier.
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Nov 5 2009, 02:41 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 54 Joined: 26-February 06 From: the Netherlands Member No.: 9911 |
Jimmy!? Are you sure you want me to spike the spinnaker halyard?
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Nov 5 2009, 02:42 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 2-October 09 Member No.: 40193 |
" It puts the lotion on its skin and dances on the sail again "
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Nov 5 2009, 02:44 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 66 Joined: 22-December 04 Member No.: 4217 |
MEN WHO STARE AT BOATS!!!
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Nov 5 2009, 02:44 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 816 Joined: 2-January 04 From: Chicago ('burbs) Member No.: 282 |
Water's great, come on in!
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Nov 5 2009, 02:45 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 268 Joined: 23-August 05 From: SoCal Member No.: 7137 |
Is that the trash island floating around the pacific I heard about?
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Nov 5 2009, 02:45 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 45 Joined: 25-April 08 From: A sunny place for shady people Member No.: 27685 |
This is my boat. I got it the way I like it. You take up space and you slow me down.
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Nov 5 2009, 02:45 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 199 Joined: 8-March 07 From: Newport NC Member No.: 16933 |
AC Rockstars can walk on water
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Nov 5 2009, 02:45 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 130 Joined: 9-May 09 From: The Clyde Member No.: 36739 |
Valet "but i parked your beemer just here Mr Ellison, honest, right here"
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Nov 5 2009, 02:46 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 66 Joined: 22-December 04 Member No.: 4217 |
IF YOUR RACIN IN RAK STAY AWAY FROM IRAN
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Nov 5 2009, 02:47 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 10 Joined: 25-May 09 Member No.: 36981 |
How far did the Gearheads say we can articulate that mast?
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Nov 5 2009, 02:48 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 27-August 08 Member No.: 31388 |
Where is this Alinghi saboteur?
or BMW Oracle Crewmember searching for the Alinghi saboteur!!! |
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Nov 5 2009, 02:49 PM
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Anarchist Group: Members Posts: 22980 Joined: 24-February 05 From: Earth, and the Cone of Death, during Hurricane Season Member No.: 4999 |
Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?
No, he IS Jesus Christ. He thinks he is Larry Ellison. |
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