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In Topic: Chicago Area III

Today, 01:30 PM

Okay, just to keep Mr. 'I Just Bought A New Toy' happy...



2. How does Mr. 'I Just Bought a New Toy' plan on sneaking up on us?

  a. Air drop his hull onto the course a minute before the first warning (note: don't forget to check in...)

  b. Come out to the course with a big ass tarp over your new boat, then unveil it to us the Bob Flippin Barker on the Price is Right?

  c. Oh wait, Siegfried and Roy style... 'POOF' There she is, coming out of the fog bank with a bunch of albino big cats jumping all around the deck...


Note - I'm a big fan of 'c'


So I guess we won't see anything at the local boatyards this spring, these 'new to us boats' will just materialize out of thin air. Right... Well, there you have it; it's up to us to keep our eyes open at the boatyards for mysterious hulls draped in secrecy.


Come on Scoob, like, let's find us something to eat.


R'okay Raggy....

In Topic: In search of the most elusive commodity

Yesterday, 07:36 PM

Steak and a BJ

In Topic: Last boat you'll ever buy

15 April 2014 - 06:37 PM

Oh,  I thought I read,'The last boat you'd ever buy'. Sorry.


In Topic: Last boat you'll ever buy

15 April 2014 - 02:48 PM

In Topic: bright idea: Student loans..

10 April 2014 - 09:08 PM

I've said this for years.... Usually when I'm about to do something completely illegal, immoral, or just out right stupid as fuck..


Pretend you're an illegal alien. go and buy yourself some Tijuana credentials and reinvent yourself as Juan Moore Puta. Hell, considering amnesty looming about, this could be a fantastic way to disappear in plain sight. Hopefully your finger prints and facial image aren't on file with the FBI.  


Goodbye Blubberboy, wherever you are; Hello Señor Bigote Pasear!