"Also known as Ventura, California. Ventura is located along the coast between Santa Barbara and Malibu and can best be described as being in the armpit between the two. Full of white trash and near-white trash who think they are classy because they live in an area with high housing costs.
Also known as "bakersfield by the sea". Populated by bro truck driving maroons.
I ran into a guy from Ventucky. He told me he's going to buy a new boat to replace the old boat that sat rusting in his yard and never saw the water.