The solution is really quite simple: Ed had the hots for Danica P... but Paul C white-anted him and knobbed her first.(Septics look up white-ant in the Urban Dictionary)
OK, as part of a quest to improve my vocabulary, I bit but the Urban Dictionary has no definition for white-anted. http://www.urbandict...term=whiteanted
Is there another source a "septic" may search?