On the Hard

my wife is a nasty bitch!!!

I can't tell if you mean that in a good way, in which case "Awesome" wouldn't do it justice.     

But I suspect that you may not mean that in a good way, in which case, I'm sorry. But it might not hurt to think about how she became that way and what might help tone it down a little.

i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.

This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.

Sounds like Colorado....

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I don't care who you are, that's funny!

BTW 225

A few things

First, congrats! we're at milepost 27 and it has been a wonderful trip. My wife works her ass off when most of her friends don't because I don't have family money and can't seem to supply our lifestyle on my own. She's not happy about having to work but voices her frustrations.....very occasionally.....in a way that doesn't sound like whining.

Second, and to your original point, we have always viewed marriage as something created by God, and therefore sacred. Not just a domestic partnership. Not just let's make this permanent until one of us changes our mind. But something that would actually grieve God if we were to break apart. That perspective and healthy mutual respect have made for a relationship that is more satisfying and on deeper levels than I ever would have imagined 27 years ago. All you athiests can think I'm full of shit and that's fine. I'll just say that I wouldn't be as happy and fulfilled with a different world view.

Third, that Dave Berry piece is just awesome.

Fourth, in spite of my pious side, I think Ron White is about the funniest guy on the planet. i love one of his lines in particular. "I'm a pretty good ol' dog, but it's hard to keep me under the porch if you don't pet me once in a while!" "I know, I've seen me do it!"