A guy's mother in law is visiting and wife is out shopping, when MIL has a stroke.
He rushes her to the hospital where they take her into emergency surgery.
Doc comes out a couple hours later and says, "I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want first?"
Son in law says "Give me the bad news first"
Doc says "Well we saved her but she had massive brain damage. She can't talk and can only make a horrible screeching sound. She's paralyzed so you are going to have to feed her 3 times a day. And she's incontinent so you are going to have deal with diapers, keep her clean, all that stuff."
Son in law, says "Oh my god that's terrible! what's the good news?"
I really didn't care whether Clempson (as some folks call it) or FSU won. The obnoxious FSU chant made me cheer for Clempson at the end. But for a game that I didn't have an emotional connection with, that was some damn good football. Lotta fun.