Nope we are not English, but the Queen of England is still theoretically our head of state. Ergo, we speak and write the Queen's English, not that lame arsed version that you do. American English is lazy and one step removed from the crap kids sms.
You aren't English except by nose adhesion to British ass, so drop the attitude and LTFU Francis.
The queen of England is still theoretically YOUR head of state and you call US lazy???? Wow.
Now that's funny, I'll remember that.